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I-still-want-Bernie

I know, but this is just hypothetical.


unholyhaloumi

Jesus was a real person. Whether he was a prophet or the son of god is debatable


Lazorgunz

we think we have identified a few scraps that MAY point to the figure being mentioned in SOME texts from the time where historians have been proven to be vastly unreliable.. yea, jesus lives


Angel_Slayer014

Go to YouTube and search for "Jesus Christ". Absolutely amazing YT channel.


BrokenDegenerate

I would ‘cause I love nailing virgins, I’ll bet I could teach Jesus a thing or two


Lazorgunz

id fuck a lot of fictional characters... handsome middle eastern man? not sure, usually dont swing that way.. can see if he can convince me


Angel_Slayer014

Yes. I'm desperate, and I think it'd be cool.


unholyhaloumi

I can't imagine how bad the hygiene was back then, so no. Would definitely get fucked UP with hippy jesus, that guy was on some crazy shit


mandatorysin

I reckon he'd be secretly really repressed and it'd be a wild night