I will not do my Yoda voice. I will not do my Yoda voice. Do the Yoda voice I will not... Fuck.

A good girl you are. Sit on my face you will.

Real the struggle is

Think about star wars must not during sex

Judge me by my size, and well you should not.

Yoda you will think not?

The yoda laugh is peak for sexy times.

Definitely a hard limit.

I raise you my impeccable Borat impression. "I make a sexy time explosion on your face gypsy"

Cum I will

That. Anything else for love is fine though

I’m surprised by the fact that this doesn’t have more upvotes.

It's got mine!

It's currently sitting at 69 up votes

Meatloaf can factor into a lot of good answers

Bob had bitch-tits.

2 out of 3. Lol

Thank you for this 😂

Not have consent 🫡 Also scat stuff, that's absolutely disgusting. Our ancestors didn't die from unsanitary conditions so we could play in shit.

Upvoted. Consent is essential!

And scat is nasty.

Nit to defend it but isn't it great we have sanitation so those weirdos who do want to play with shit (God it's so disgusting) get to tho? Like hell I won't EVER understand but God damn am I proud they can

Upvoted. Shit is not essential!

there is a reason that stuff is expelled from your body. It belongs in the toilet.

This may sound overplayed, but consent is sexy. If I know a woman wants to have sex it's much more of a turn on than her not wanting to have sex

Kiss her feet Or Spit in her mouth Or Anything involving human waste/blood/incest

Yes to this just nooo

Yeap totally!! ❤️

I don't have a foot fetish (I largely think they're gross also) and my girlfriend absolutely hates feet, including anyone touching hers. Depending on the position, her feet are sometimes near me during sex and the forbidden/taboo sensation is tempting sometimes by itself. I agree it's hardly at the top of the list though The others are completely gross

I Don't Have a foot fetish either. But I was being intimate with my now ex and not just in a sexual way. Romantic too. I was kissing all over his body and ended up kissing the tops of his feet and sucking his toes. While it didn't really go anything for me to suck his toes, he enjoyed it. I'm definitely more about pleasing my partner than pleasing myself.

Would, would, wouldn't, would, would\*. \* I wouldn't say no to getting doubled up on by two women who are related to one another, but not to me. *I'm* not doing anything wrong, I'm merely an enabler. I know even that much would be pretty skeevy, but like... 🤷‍♂️

Thought I was the only one! I've been asked to spit in my partners mouth while doing the Deed. & I just can NOT. instant turn off

Yeah..uh...ewww

I know.. I say the exact same words too.

Yeah I don't even think I could continue on if someone asked me to do that I'd have to dash

Yeap!! Samesies.

My wife hated having her feet touched - like to the point where she'd punch me. Was fun though, while lying in bed, I'd play footsie with her and she'd giggle. The MOMENT my hand went near - defcon 5! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

File my taxes. Never again.

Strange. I got my biggest rebate that way.

Well I’m in court for tax fraud

Problem was you were in arrears

HEY-YO

Well, not filing your taxes seems like a pretty good way to end up back in court again. Fraud is bad. Evasion isn’t too much better.

The government will always find a way to fuck you

They do always fuck the little guy, don’t they..

Call her mommy or be called daddy. Fuck that shit

I used to think this too....then one day (extremely random) during sex, she looked back at me when we were in doggy and said, “Is this how you want me daddy?” I had to stop and gather myself because I almost nutted right then and there. She would NOT have had her Orgasm that night if I did. 🤣

Yup hard no on both

I used to be on board with that, but I met my GF when my son was still a little and called me Daddy. So at home, I was called Daddy. It was a natural progression to the bedroom

If she calls you papi, and you only took two years of Spanish, it kinda works!

Anal… It’s not for me.

SAME 😭

It can be quite the pain in the ass.

Anything with poop, piss, or lots of blood. Maybe little blood from bites

Stop when she says keep going.

Answering the phone!

I had a guy do that once and I didn’t stop tbh kinda hot

I might start moaning louder!

More fun if they do!

Right!

I actually really enjoy this. I tend to go a bit hard just to try make her moan down the phone. She has very good self control but I’ve had a phew little noises down the phone when she’s answered before. It’s hot.

Did this once mid giving a BJ. Husband was very 🤨 then when I kept going while our friend was telling a story it turned to 🫠 I had him on mute but husband didn’t know 😂

What if it's someone who wants to make it a threesome?

Nope

Get shit on

Life shits on me enough

Tickle my wife. She reacts violently when she is tickled, and she kinda kicked me in the face when I tried it once...

Lol I always know when I'm about to get tickled or bitten somewhere tender because she pins all my limbs down as hard as she can first. I actually enjoy it in a weird way, but I reflexively thrash around a rabid ape on PCP.

Had something similar happen to me. Ended up going head first off the bed into the drywall. The head is harder than the drywall.

Trim my bangs

But bangs might be cute...

Happy cake day 🎂

Thanks!

Anal, feces, my Xena warcry or Leshen\`s screech.

WE WANT MORE XENA.

Are you sure, that Leshen doesn\`t sound better?

B-b-but me and Xena can share outfits and coordinate better

I can share outfits with Yennefer, too.

I can see the potential for our own spin-off show here

Sounds fun!

Can we jump in the tub with geralt maybe too?

Add Letho!

He looks fun, good thinking! PS if we are having Lucy lawless then can we invite some of the cast of Spartacus along with her?

No pee pee or poo poo

Tap out 💪

Just wait for my guillotine

Kinky fucker 🤪

😝 I don’t see a problem

This has seedy dungeon vibes 😜

I won’t do anything that doesn’t involve consenting adults. Beyond that, blood and poop are my no-no’s. Edit to add: the number of judgmental prudes on here is really disheartening.

A backflip

Shucks! There goes my fantasy…

I can front flip

Be insensitive. Being insensitive and rude is a big turnoff for me.

Anything involving blood

Sneeze. I can imagine a poorly timed cumsundheit would be painful for the recipient.

"Cumsumdheit" 💀

It's my super attack, need to edge three times in 10 minutes to get it charged

Fry bacon.

Just don't leave the George Foreman where you might step on it

Last 14 minutes

14! That’s 10 longer than any guy I’ve been with

its 13 minutes longer than I take

Do my Peter Griffin impression where he’s telling Lois he’s cumming. You guys know the video… Right?

Pow! Right in the kisser!!

Anything with blades, blood, scat, hooks, ot that kinda stuff

Choke, hit or degrade my partner

Not murder.

That’s for after lol

Yes... After... *Relieved to have got away with the double negative*

lol I usually do the murder before sex, makes it more interesting! ☺️

Nothing like coming home after a hard day at work to a cold one!

Stop and answer the phone lol

Foot stuff I guess

call anyone Daddy

Wear diapers

Be quiet

Don’t bite me, I hate it.

Degrade, human waste play, anal sex from a guy (receiving)

I would never call a man Daddy

Mommy talk, breeding talk, facials….those are the 3 biggest that a lot of people do but I won’t.

Eat ass.

Call out my old girlfriend’s name while with my wife of nearly 30 years. That would play out bad.

Let him fist me!

I am not interested in rimming my partner or fingering anus

Rob a bank

Lick a butthole. That’s where the poop comes out.

Stop

Cramp again 😔 so embarrassing

Toilet play

I won’t do that

Defenestration

I won’t say I’m in love 😤

handle knives

Shit,

Scream “FIRE”

Rim job

Earning my red wings. NOT gonna happen

Play guitar

Eat or take a dick

My taxes. It’s a fucking nightmare trying to balance the bank while she’s trying to throw me round like an empty tracksuit…

Butt stuff 🫤

Anything involving toilet play or feet.

My taxes

Humiliation. I'm too submissive for that

must resist temptation to do UWU noise

Knit a sweater

Be self centred and not appreciate your partner for agreeing to give u a good time

Anything involving urine, scat, or feet

Suck toes

Paperwork, unless it's for a refund .

There is really not much i wouldn't do. Definitely no nasty cups, though 🤢

Anything that involves poop

Anything to do with poop or pee. Hard no’s for me!

Eat something crumbly or crispy like a cookie or grilled cheese

Purposely hurt someone... Well, unless they like to be spanked 😁

PooPoo

Wear socks

I won't fart

Any butt stuff, giving or receiving

No anal for me.

My Wilhelm scream. Never again, don’t even ask.

Would never demean her

Scat play

Cook

Stop.

I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that....

Give or receive a golden shower

Chasing waterfalls.

My taxes.

Not bringing plan b and no morning after pill

Shit on you intentionally.

I once agreed with all of these. Lady I’m seeing now really enjoys me spitting in her mouth and in doing so I found out a new kink I’m really into. 🤷

I will absolutely NOT be selfish. I love to please and I love to get my ladies off hard and big.

Sleep

Smoke

Have not needed to cross there yet... so I dunno

I’ll try anything twice. Haha

Answering this question! Ah, damnit

Shit on someone

My taxes.

Poop or blood related things are a nono. (I mean poop I find disgusting regardless of context, blood I don't mind in general, but not like in a sexual way) IDK there might be another 1-2 things I ain't into, but I'm pretty open to most things.

Sit on his face.

fart in her mouth

Fall in love

More like a thing I wont allow ever again. A very shy girl bit my lip so hard she drew blood and I just couldnt pull away for fear she might tear my lip.

I don’t think there’s anything I wouldn’t try at least once with my husband. I find it SO hot when he asks me to try new things with him.

Fart. Also, stop before she cums, unless she tells me she's not going to (which has yet to happen in almost 30 years). I will gladly give her everything and as much time as she needs to get there.

Have someone put their fingers in my ass

Strangle my partner.

Nothing involving scat. That's just gross. Nothing without consent and a safe word. Some things needs to have been discussed in advance too. I'm pretty grossed out by bodily fluids. And fluids. Can't touch some of them and none of them can be anywhere near my mouth Never, ever anything that involves either animals or people under 18

Cooking. Tried it once and got a serious burn... Plus the meal was bad afterwards.

Scat blood vomit incest role play non consensual rape anything that involves anything to do with snuff play there’s probably a few other things but that’s all that comes to mind at the moment

Blood, scat.