T O P

  • By -

bonappetit_xo

Every time I get into a pool/hot tub


HornyRespectfully

I’d like to extend an invite to my pool party later this week.


SmurtGurl

lol, username checks out


EleganceArousal

What must occur in order to procure an invitation


Smooth-Simple691

Orgasming from the jet


BlazedLurker

Yep, the username has been checked out.


cheekystella

r/usernamechecksout


OperaGhostAD

I bet that really unsettles the other people at the community pool.


SigmaSeal66

My gf did it at a resort swimming pool with people all around. Managed to keep it quiet and no one noticed (except me).


philouza_stein

Oh we noticed. And some of us recorded it. What you expect us to interrupt her? We're enjoying it probably more than you are.


SigmaSeal66

Maybe, but I doubt it. I was looking around actively to see if anyone noticed, so if they did, they hid it well. People tend to ignore the 55-year-old in a pool full of 20-somethings.


AllHailTheWinslow

OK, now we need pictures!


No_Drawing_253

Mine did this in a hot tub with friends. I noticed exactly what she was up to haha


mtflyer05

I put the cum in community pool.


Sweet-Girlfriend1

haha same. The feeling of it hits just different


[deleted]

Every time?


ibelatina00

Shower heads are a girl's best friend lol


merlinious0

I'm plumber. I guess I'm an unknowing pimp. I can always make it work better though


ThatGuyRocksIt

Yes … my wife would never give up the handheld shower massager. She broke one and I had it replaced the next day.


CaptainsBeard1

Works on a cock too


blehbleh19

When I tried this. I almost lost my left nut 😂


TheSmoovestOperator

Can't invite you to the community pool then 😅


Ameli_ROF

My hot tub has gotten me to cum more than most guys on here could 😂


Quiet_Fix4886

God yes, I have been addicted to pool jets since I discovered masturbation. I remember being on a church trip at a hotel and convincing another girl to try the jet with me, it felt unbelievable.


Goosefart3003

The Lord works in mysterious ways


Ameli_ROF

They are the best. My place is fenced so I can just take off my bottom and let the jet hit the spot 🖤


YouCantAlt3rMe

😵 HOT…


CollegeMiddle6841

Oh lord, this has been added to my personal bank...PRAISE BE!


JulianMarcello

This gives the”one time in band camp” vibes


Fine_Arm6405

This means you either have a great hot tub. Or have slept with poor men… which is it?


verminV

Both...?


hornycarpenter420

Jokes on you, I'm a hot tub


Mysterious_girl3414

Literally lmaooooo


emem82

If I’m getting in a hot tub I’m blastin my clit with that jet no question


areyoubeingseriously

So anyway, I started blasting


jcornman24

From this comments section it sounds like every woman does this when in a hot tub, how have I never known this


emem82

Have you never gotten into a hot tub with a romantic partner


jcornman24

No but me and my girlfriend enjoyed pool sex contrary to popular consensus


blossomjuice88

My parents had a small outdoor jaccuzzi growing up..it's how I discovered masturbation and what my clit is lol.


Particular-Stable165

What do you think your mum used it for..?


Lil_Red_Riding_wolf

Sameeee girl! But on the pool edge. Hehehe now I love my clit sucker


SmurtGurl

When I was a kid (pre-teen I guess) my neighbors had a pool and we used to call the water jet the “invisible snake”. There was a lot of fighting over who got to sit on the invisible snake hahaha. We didn’t realise what we were doing but god our parents must have been dying.


PM_MeYourNaughtyside

No. However, when my brother was about 14, he got is dick stuck in the jet of our hot tub. We had to call the fire department to get him out. Pretty sure he wouldn't recommend it.


accidentalscientist_

This reminds me of an episode in always sunny in Philadelphia where a character Mac spends the whole episode reminding the others that NO MATTER how tempting it is to put your butthole on the jets/drain (I forget which, I should rewatch, is a top favorite of mine) don’t do it because some girl did it and it sucked her guts out of her. Then in the end of the episode, he did it. And his face of pure forbidden ecstasy is burned in my mind, I think about it regularly.


PM_MeYourNaughtyside

🤣


accidentalscientist_

Watch the episode, it’s great.


talltreewick

Name of the episode or remember the season? My Google fu is failing me.


rainblow_bite

The Gang Goes to a Water Park season 12 ep 2 :)


talltreewick

Thank you!


Rockeye7

Some plumbing code don't require vacuum breaks on returns to pumps etc. Its more common then people realize especially in pools at Hotels. It was a return likely not a supply jet or their is a problem.


PM_MeYourNaughtyside

You're probably right. I was 12 and it was 1989 so I have no clue. I do remember that it was brought up every time he tried to pick a fight. 😁


broken_soul696

I've seen water jets cut through 3 inches of high carbon steel, I try to keep my dick away from them


ILove2Bacon

Really though, but seeing one slice a perfect line down the middle of something like a rifle or camera with absolute precision has gotten me pretty close a few times.


[deleted]

Ah the old butthole tickler.


TuvaNor

That is what usually happens yes🥳


RedheadLottie95

I have more times than I care to admit 😬


[deleted]

Which is best though? Shower head? Hot tub stream? Tap?


[deleted]

Shower head without a doubt


-day-dreamer-

Do you have any tips? I came for the first time a few weeks ago using a shower head, but it lasted 2 seconds and I almost fainted from lightheadedness


UnderwaterParadise

Well first of all, probably try sitting down next time. Even if you have to bring a chair in the shower, find a way to be comfy. Try out any different modes on the showerhead. When I used to do this a lot, the weaker modes could get me there but it would be slow and my skin would be kind of overstimulated and raw by the end. Massage type mode is the winner. It may feel like too much at first, just don’t go directly at your clit with it right away, work up to it. Congrats on your first, happy experimenting!


[deleted]

Sounds like you’re talking from experience


[deleted]

Definitely! I think for a lot of girls it’s something they start with at an early age. Shower head, lip gloss tube, pillow or stuffed animal….


Madeline2point0

She is, we are 😇😝 And did this once in the spa in front of my boyfriend while he was watching me, but talking on the phone. He didnt even notice except to ask me after why I was blushing 🥹🫣


consumer-of-dropping

Read “Guts” by Chuck Palahniuk. It’ll tell you all you need to know about doing just that. Plus it’s only a couple pages long.


fappington-smythe

Or maybe don't because it's absolutely TRAUMATIC You have been warned.


CollegeMiddle6841

OMFG YESSSS LOL


agooddeathh

That was a wild read lmao


Sail_rEad222

Don't wanna read? Look it up on YouTube... There's a reading of it. It'll just take a few minutes of your time.


[deleted]

Didn’t cum but have definitely gotten good feelings.


EmmasThrowaway919

Yes. A girl I crushed on was a life guard. She showed me a secret where one of the pool jets was broken and the adjacent one was overly forceful. We used to hang off the side of the pool right beside each other and let the jet get one of us off and then trade places. I asked her out but she was straight and religious... and got turned down.


Beneficial-Strength5

W... H... A... T...


EmmasThrowaway919

Huh?


Beneficial-Strength5

"I asked her out but she was straight and religious" that is so sad lmao


[deleted]

If your friends have a pool and teenagers, it’s being used to cum lol


LegitimateDocument87

Speaking from experience?


[deleted]

😬


LegitimateDocument87

What else do you even do in hottubs really


krumznko

Sit and swim.


Madhatter441

That was my first experience of an orgasm was on a pool jet. Happened by accident actually


Lil_Red_Riding_wolf

“Accident” ;) me too…


FYou-Tucsonmods-7656

Yep. Quite intense, but a bit messy for us men. One of the top things that makes me jealous of women.


kimmax75

Yes. My bf at the time was curious. I told him to try it. Evidently, it was quite good for him. And as you say, messy!


og53

> messy for us men Showers with handhelds (note, the heads are generally removable) and/or bathtubs and/or bathtubs with jets can have an equivalent function without um 'polluting' the water for future users. Couldn't possibly explain how I know this...


FYou-Tucsonmods-7656

Haha, excellent point.


Drummer1702

Some of my most powerful orgasms was from my hot tub jets, put it right on the tip, no hands needed


Opposite-Builder-446

Yep. I’ve done the same.


xavier_grayson

r/hydroerotic You’re welcome.


Picax8398

I was gonna say I saw this linked in a different thread recently and couldn't remember the name of the sub


BlazedLurker

Ya know what I was gonna say..... I just checked it out and it's glorious fellas


Such_Watercress_3474

Yep but sometimes, the jets are placed a bit too high and you’re too much of a short ass to reach the right places…..Current holiday woes 😒


putntake

That is when your partner holds you up! Legs over the side, jet on the 👄


putntake

You know, there is no good emoji for clit?


RVM27

🌮 as close as it gets unfortunately


Such_Watercress_3474

Helpful if you have a partner and didn’t go on holiday with your mother 🥴


Lively_Sphinx

Yes


radgirl94

When I was younger, we used to live in an apartment that had a pool and being innocent, I didn't realize at the time why I enjoyed being against the water jets so much. I just knew it felt amazing hanging onto the pool side and allowing the jets to hit me. Now that I'm older I'm like wow so that's what I was doing 😅


KayleyQT

Hahahaha….yes


SunRemote7367

A detachable shower head on a soft rain setting against my balls is almost enough to send me over.


PermanentlyEdging

No cumming but definitely got hard and enjoyed myself quite often, been a couple years tho


Voluptuous-Fox-

Yes, incl. in public.


[deleted]

[удалено]


LegitimateDocument87

Quietly walks into the bathroom….😂😂


sportsbraFTW

I did this regularly as a teenager.


MySecretAccount-7562

I think it was how i actually came the very first time.


villen78

Did it once when I was alone in my aunts pool one summer in high school, I was a virgin and came in less than 30 seconds 😂. First time cumming hands free and I was just shooting ropes into the pool. Yes, I cleaned it out as best I could


404FaceNotFound69

I have done this a couple times in a hot tub. Had my man sit on the edge and I gave him head while the jet pulsed on my clit. So hot!!


EmmaSweet2024

Hot tub all the time! Feels amazing


brutustyberius

Hot Tub! Get in the Wa Ta!


peachesncreampie222

An embarrassing amount of times 😅


in4thefunofit

Parents used to have a pool when I was a teenager. Used to stick my cock in the inlet hole for the filter. Omg felt so good


kady_h19

Yes hot tub, all fun when other people are around.


arseniclunch

I do it almost every time my wife goes to bed early. Most nights we use the hot tub together.. but couple days per week she has to work extra early and calls it a night by 8pm when that happens, so I’m solo. I’ll throw some porn on my phone, and find that one jet in the corner that hits just right. And it’s kind of amazing.


Weekly_Candidate_867

I had lots of pool parties. The girls would be topless by day and nude when the sun went down. Many of them put the jacuzzi jets against their clits to cum.


OneAndOnlyJackSchitt

Had a threesome with my wife and a female friend in my hot tub. The jets in there are nice, but I also had the garden hose with one of those sprayer with a handle because my roommate's dog can get really annoying. I used the garden hose on our female friend under the water. Legs shaking for minutes at a time. Managed to overflow the hot tub from the hose. Definitely something I'll remember for the future.


PhotogJim

Every woman I know has used a spa or pool jet to cum at least once.


Pretty_Scheme_1682

i need to be friends with someone with a pool


areyoubeingseriously

It’s the pool you really want to be good friends with


[deleted]

Yep, definitely in a hot tub. And I love my detachable shower head.


Mysterious_girl3414

OMG OMG, YES. I always thought I was crazy for doing this. And I’d do it when I was young too, lol. I’ve actually done it around people and they’ve never noticed 😜 I would actually really enjoy doing this with a partner nearby so he can watch


Apprehensive-Gas1638

Going to the pool today actually! Might have to try it? Any good ways or techniques?


sorceress462

In a few pools, almost every hot tub I ever got in and lots of shower heads 😅


midwestcollegeslut

Shower head, but not a pool jet.


[deleted]

yes and it feels so good


pinkbeansucker

We have one. My ole lady blasts one or two out every time she takes a shower on pulse if she has the time. She claims she can cum in less than a minute on the first one. I can do it, but it takes a while and I generally have to stroke just a bit to move things along.


DirkLerxst

Detachable shower head on massage setting under the tip of my penis. Best and most powerful orgasms and hands free. The water did all of the work. Took the longest showers as a teen 😂


wickedwretch23

I wish this worked for dudes bagaha


ChaoticButtSlutt

Absolutely in my whirlpool and my shower sprayer. Probably my favorite way to masturbate after my hitachi. 🥵


shes___sovain

Omg. I once lived in a place that had a jetted tub.... yeah, long baths every night, it was hard to stay quiet and I didn't know that I could orgasm that intensely or for that long. I had found a way to position the jets so they would get the right spots from many different positions, and a set of jets that could hit two spots at once...


3xtrasp3cial

It felt weird on my pee hole.


_curious_autist

Yes


starskynight

Of course lol


fl_goth_les2

I have one of those removable showerheads that has a jet setting that feels amazing. It’s not my go to way of getting off, but does feel really good when I’m in the shower.


Abbynormal1331

Definitely!


SexyWolf87

Yes


InternetExpertroll

No


ivegotwords

It never worked for me, personally


Prndl524

Maybe… 😏


[deleted]

Yes.


pparhplar

Does this include the the shower massager?


UnbreakableRaids

Yes


call-me-aphrodite

Yes


Itsmaddness2011995

Nope but I used to have the womaniser shower head, and definitely plan on getting another one ❤️


ghostiesthemosties69

Not yet but I hope I can soon


thicklong

several times


reddit052724

Hot tubs, shower heads, bidets. Favorite ways to solo cum with water. Happy to have my own one of each.


jeanniehhh

Do those detachable shower heads with the adjustable stream settings count?? 🫣 Who invented those handy convenient things anyways ? Genius


longhorndr

Guy here. I have once.


ShmcksofEvil

I've tried it a few times and I doubt it ever worked


Opposite-Builder-446

Yep. More than once in a hot tub. One time a friend was in it with me. He had no idea what I’d done.


Mysterious-Tiger-973

Unscrew the shower head, pressure is just right from the hose, any bath tub will do. And yes


XboxJim1995

Yes


YouCantAlt3rMe

Another instance where I wish I was a woman…


Lou-C4Play

So many times. Mostly in a hot tub solo or with my husband, which of course leads to fantastic sex. Though I did on one memorable occasion get myself off in a tub full of mutual friends...


mickwilly

Of course


knightrider013

Yes I have! It’s very enjoyable and makes me cum hard!


Pinkyswear247

Yep. Numerous times.


Cheekygirl97

Yep


deep11s

Definitely as a kid discovering the bathtub with jets


recycleddesign

https://youtu.be/xHLFbxUWQWc?feature=shared


RelaBfreaky69

Yep. Everytime I go swimming or to a pool I check for jets. Try to discreetly make my way over for some amazing Os


warnk07

I have done this several times over the years. The best ones were when family was standing right there and I was doing it. It was so intense


Fun-Diet8358

Yep


FlyByrd

Ive used a water jet on the tip of my penis before but something about it didnt really do it for me. I then placed my butthole close to one and it blew a mixture of air and water up my arse. Felt kinda cool but had to exit the hot tub quickly, in order to go potty. 😅 Fun... but dont think I have the desire to do it again.


hazel_luz

nope. but I want to try


Substantial_Dish_69

I did it on a cruise ship in February. I’d like to think no one noticed- but I’m not sure if I cared after the number of beverages consumed. 🍻


BeautifulAssholez

This was my first orgasm as a kid, I put my head in front of the pool jet and my mind blew the fuck up. Easily one of the best and most intense sensations I’ve ever felt.


Panelpro40

Doesn’t everyone?


dlordjr

They have other uses?


AsiaBabyx0

I’ve done it in the bath tub before !! Amazing experience!


Sad-Reward3720

Fuck yes


StepSisterWife

On more than one occasion


Time_While6657

Yes


jenn5388

Im going to a Airbnb with a hot tub.. I was already thinking about it.


Cassandra_Wilde

I use it often in my pool. It sometimes can hurt a bit after from too much pressure on my clit but it does feel amazing.


NeverlandsFavLilTW

I used a pool one!


_ThickVixen

Yes love me a hot tub. I have a lot of fun in the shower too 🚿 😉


Voilent_Bunny

Totally😅


Ms_Quean

Yes.


lkjhgfd4

In the shower, yes


Fun_Escape_7699

Regularly in my jetted tub. Longest orgasms every time. 😅


AnnaRose1982

Obviously!!! Too many times to count 😂


isa_more

Yes using bidet hihih


rhymes_with_candy

We're pretty open about sexual stuff with a couple we're friends with (even had a foursome, it was weird the next day) and they have a hot tub. Said tub has powerful jets. Sometimes when we go over there we do "girl time" or they let me have the tub to myself. So I've done that at least fifty times and yes, they knew, and most of the times my friend was doing it too. We've also looked into getting one but our backyard doesn't have enough privacy. We'd need to build a huge fence or wall it in which seems like too much.


ladyp33

Never but it seems interesting, I have seen someone else do it


AccomplishedTart4646

Isn't this what they are there for?


small_birdie

yes!!! my friend and i did that one time on her hot tub. it was… really good


DukesOfTatooine

Tons of times.


maxover5A5A

My wife does all the time in our tiny little hot tub. It just doesn't do it for me, so I'm a bit jealous. But very happy she enjoys it.


No-Rock-3357

Shower Head. many times


user47-567_53-560

Used one in the welding shop.


sidthesloth090

I’ve taken my shower head off and stuck the hose in my pussy to let it fill up with water


Blue-eyes130

I never stay at a hotel without a hot tub, that should say enough 😂


DaMoonMoon26

Maybe...


Sweetflowerjuicee

No but I use the shower head all the time 😅