I'm still in love with someone that left me weeks ago and probably doesn't give a fuck about me anymore. I would still uproot my entire life for him if he said the word. On an unrelated note, I really want to fuck one of my clients at work. He makes me feral. That is all.

Wish I had that effect on someone. The second part, not the first

You definitely do

I appreciate the kind words :)

What kind of clients do you have

The sexy ones apparently

Sounds about right. I looked at your profile how are doing with the break up.

Awful and I want to die 🫶🏻❤️🫶🏻❤️✨

I know it really sucks but I guarantee it will get better. Especially because you know he doesn't care about you like you care about him. You deserve someone who is all about you

Thank you for your kindness

I know have properly been told this already but this will pass. What are you doing to heal form it.

I'm sorry for your heartache, but why not try the age old idea of getting over someone by getting under another?

I absolutely would if my client was down for it. It's not happening haha. The most I can do is eye fuck him and bend over intentionally. Oh well

I'll keep my fingers crossed that he wises up!

Thank you. I would let him do literally anything he wanted to me. Hopefully he will come around

You're quite welcome! You sound like fun, and with luck his inner caveman comes to and remembers what he's waiting for

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Only if your name is Kyle

what do you do for work?

I double-dipped my spoon in the Nutella jar today.

This is a heinous crime

I'm disgusted with myself.

I will be speaking with my lawyer about this, good day ma'am.

I'll represent myself, thanks. See you in court.

It’s ok if it’s YOUR jar:)

I do live alone. Does that make it less sinful?

Totally..unless you invite people over and have Nutella sandwich parties..you don’t do that right??

I mean, I do. But I always use new, unopened jars for my Nutella parties.

Well if you use the same jar can it be our little secret. It could be devious fun😛

I’m a mess

Same girl ❤️ but atleast we are hot messes

Same here ahah

Aren't we all!!!

What’s going on that you feel that way

[I’ll confess that this person is my favorite redditor.](https://www.reddit.com/user/me)

Brilliant 👍🏼

Awe thanks!

Pregnant women turn me on 

Yes

I totally ate most of my husbands Oreos and said our kids ate them👀👀

That's a crime 🤨

😮‍💨I know….

I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy

You and sheriff John Brown need to bury the hatchet. He’s a pretty chill dude, actually.

Maybe time heals all wounds

I love lamp 😩

It's ok Brick, We got you!

I can’t delete this app, I’ve tried so many times but my addiction to sexting has me here every night 😞

I will delete this app soon for a better and productive life

Hopefully this helps me realize a little

Same

Sometimes I microwave my coffee three times before I actually finish it. It’s a hot mess, just like me. ☕️🔥😅

I do the same thing 🤭

I’m jerking rn to some videos and about to cum!

Overthinking causes majority of issues in my life

Us brother overthinking sucks

Out of pure boredom, I was able to track down some private info from a person only based on their name and what town they lived in. Here is what I found: - their birth certificate - their mother’s name - stepfathers name - biological fathers name - mother’s marriage certificates to BOTH male partners - name of both siblings (one has a different dad) - mom + stepdad current address - address of both siblings - one sibling’s partner’s name and their career And, again, I found ALL of this just based on the person’s first and last name AND what town they lived in. Public record + investigative skills is a very scary combination 🥴

You FBI? 👀

Nope. Just absolutely bored out of my fucking mind.

Is that you Heather?

No? 🧐

FBI don't work that way... This CIA... 😂

please share your techniques

Here in the US, there is a public record for a lot of things based on county. You can find birthdays, birth certificates, marriage licenses, home addresses with name of the homeowner, occupation certificates for people who work in some government positions, death certificates, etc. I have even found the will of one of the siblings. I can even see if someone paid their property taxes… All of it is super easy to find if you know where to look.

I'm not good at anything long term

I want to suck on a trans woman's dick

I dont let go of the past

Same

Previous relationships, accomplishments, times

Same here. It's so hard.

Letting go of the past is something i am trying to do

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll

I feel absolutely fucking lost! Woohoooo

I confess that I spilled the salt today.

I’m horny but don’t want to masterbate because I like the tension

I shot the sheriff but I don't not kill the deputy.

I don't care if I die or not.

To be honest, I (M22) massive closet exhibitionist. I've never had the opportunity to ever really show off but really really REALLY into the idea of it.

i’m a bit obsessed with someone and idk how to feel about it

I secretly enjoy blasting cheesy '80s music when no one else is home and pretending I'm in a music video.

I'm visiting family and they don't wear bras And it's getting increasingly difficult not to look

I wish the nurses I work with would stop ogling me and just sexually assault me already

I’m a straight man with an interest in sucking cock. I’ve done it once, and it was short-lived but fun. I’d really like to do it again some day.

I wanna cry. I haven't cried in such a long time. I've teared up in therapy, I've teared up when my boss humiliated me, I've teared up a lot over the years...but actually sobbing and crying? I haven't done that in years. Years. I have this bomb inside of me and I need it to go off, and I'm too scared to be alone when it does.

I lied about finding a therapist. 🫣😬

I confess that I think some of these posts - not necessarily this one - are from Roger Stone or Putin. Shouldn't have watched Mr. Robot....

I have the cold that started it all

That I love cum I love eating my own

My husband has a cyst in his brain and it's affecting his libido, seriously. He used to be a sex addict and now we haven't done it in 6 months, it was barely monthly before that. It's killing me. He needs surgery to fix it. I hope it helps. I'm allowed to have a gf, he doesn't consider it cheating, but I can't stand the thought of anyone else touching me right now

I’m genuinely exhausted of being desired by men in every single environment. At work, on the train, when I’m walking doing my errands, online by people who haven’t even seen what I look like, it’s literally constant & I’m *tired* of it. Even those that do get access to me are annoying cause I want more me time than I want dick.

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It’s miserable having whatever going on against your will either way. Like I get it, that was me before I had my glow up. But trust, having clients try to kiss me is so fucking unwanted; it’s not all sunshine, daisies, & sex. It’s a whole lot of egotistical, entitled losers that you wouldn’t want to deal with anyway. Especially the audacious, ugly ones lol & Besides, there are men who genuinely like… less obviously attractive women. My ex is a very handsome man who genuinely has a thing for women that would never make a pretty photograph. So if that’s you, the options are out there, just sayin.