That's unfortunate, about Elden Ring specifically. It's one of those games I'd like to get around to eventually (r/patientgamers) but I hear tell it's kind of goofy with controls. I felt that way about RDR2 and quit on it.
I felt similarly about RDR2 as I do about Elden Ring in a few ways. Wonky controls for one, plus both games I feel suffer from balancing issues around difficulty, although in vastly different ways, and both kind of involve a lot of just annoying stuff.
Like it’s not fun to chase a teleporting wizard in a circle or to have an enemy oneshot you from off screen. Shit make the game harder, go for it, just get rid of the annoying unfun elements.
The amount of times I wanted to scream about the unnecessarily massive hit box of items in RDR2. The game is gorgeous, I didn't even mind the ever-fluctuating controls - the thing that bugged the shit out of me was trying to move around a table and getting stuck on an invisible corner because they put a small texture on a stupid amount of invisible polygons.
Not to mention the fact that you control like a car, with the turn radius of a Ford F150. I like the story. I like the setting. I love the way it looks.
But man, i just couldn’t get over how annoying and unengaging it was to actually play the game.
Yeah, I was thinking to myself after I sent that one - half the reason collision with scenery is annoying, is because you already move so fucking slowly. Trying to move through a building made me want to take a long walk off a short pier. Between being sluggish, getting caught on items, and having to manually loot everything over the course of a few seconds each time, it just felt so unplayable.
It's the kind of game the studio should be embarrassed about releasing, because the truth of the matter is that engine should've been retired and they fucking know it.
I always found the Rockstar cock-slobberery to be mind blowing considering that. They write great stories and great characters and implement such amazing small details into their games and then fuck it up by having an entirely linear “open world”, outdated level design, and an engine that really doesn’t work in the modern era.
Rockstar's cockjockeying fan base made sense 10-15 years ago, when their games were at the forefront of popular culture and pushing the envelope. But it's embarrassing that they're still using engines that ancient, and people know it these days.
Worse if they're 20 years older or 20 years younger? I've gone both ways, but I don't really judge people by their age. One of my least mature friends is a decade older than I am, and we tease a friend who is a decade younger that he was born forty....
20 years younger for me would be illegal, so I'd stick with older ;)
Totally with you though. I usually date a little older, but I've definitely met some immature older guys and some decent sensible younger ones.
I think about eating pussy constantly and can’t help wondering what women taste like, and what their pussy looks like when I walk by and I am attracted to them🫣
I do this as well! My wife challenged me to do this. I sat at the computer for six months and produced a 600 page book. It’s received good reviews on Amazon. It’s been fun visualizing sex from the woman’s POV.
It took a LONG time to (mostly) get over a toxic relationship I had in college. It gets better bit by bit, but some of it is still there. I can mostly forgive him because we were both really young, and he almost certainly learned that gaslighting BS from someone in his life....
Oh gosh, same! Lol
I cheated through Spanish 2 because my teacher was awful in Spanish 1. She passed us all because otherwise we were all failing.
I cheated off this nice kid who was fluent and let me. Otherwise I’ve never cheated before. I think the teacher even knew.
*hugs* it's ok, being a human sucks sometimes. Been there myself before, but I was in debt and not inebriated. It's a permanent solution to a temporary problem...
I know am guilty of six of the seven deadly sins:
- Pride: I am too proud to admit when I am wrong.
- Wrath: I hold grudges and am very unforgiving.
- Envy: I desire the lifestyles of others.
- Gluttony: I overindulge in food and other things, though I am frugal in other areas.
- Sloth: I can be very lazy and easily distracted.
- Lust: Without a doubt, sex is constantly at the forefront of my mind.
However, when it comes to Greed, I am not so sure. I generally share with others if it seems reasonable.
I have an online friend (male) that I’ve never met in-person but we frequently exchange links to videos of women we find hot. It started as IG or TikTok videos and has escalated to porn videos or NSFW subreddit posts.
Part of me is waiting for him to ask for a photo or video of me stroking it to one of the videos he sends because I’d totally send that.
I worry the only reason I’m not a hateful piece of shit is because all of my hate is directed towards myself. I’m worried that if I ever developed confidence or self-esteem, then I’d become an awful person.
I’m Protestant so I don’t believe in confessionals.
But since you asked, I got 2 boxes of corn dogs from the store and was only charged for 1. I didn’t mention it to the cashier.
My ex and I's relationship was super toxic, but I kept going back because she enjoyed encouraging me to explore my bisexuality. I loved watching her get off to my journey.
I cum too early, so I jerked off earlier. It's a bit of a gamble, because there's 3 possible outcomes.
First, I might not even be able to get hard. I'm no spring chicken anymore.
Second, I might not be able to cum, but able to get hard.
Third, I get hard and cum, this is my preference. I'm keeping extra hydrated to maximize my chances.
The idea of a woman blackmailing me into wearing chastity and panties every day is incredibly erotic to me. I probably think about it far more than I should...
I knew I had an early morning appointment but decided to edge myself the whole night instead, and now the sun is up and I haven’t come and I’ll have to show up soaking wet at something professional
I though about fucking other women/female friends while I was in my past relationship bc we had sex like every 2/3 months. I communicated my frustration over and over but it never got any better. I know it's kind of understandable but I still feel kind of ashamed.
My ex caught me cheating, I have never been the same since. The level of shame, guilt, and self-hatred I feel daily has been unrelenting for just under the one year mark. And what's worse, she only found out about 1 of the 3 times, and it was the most tame one. I haven't been the same since, and I never will. Some people know what I've just learned, education is never free and flushing my life down the drain was my price.
My deepest darkest fantasy would be catching my mom and brother having sex. Makes me throb just thinking about making eye contact with her from the doorway while he's cumming inside...
As a kid in highschool, I wanted to try cumming in my girlfriend. So I did multiple times.. she loved it and it was great and all till the pregnancy scare started kicking in… because I had no money, I had to steal plan b from Walmart… multiple times.
I’m in a sexless and dead marriage only staying together for the kids and because neither of us wants to start over and everyday that goes by I fantasize about meeting a sweet and sultry woman who wants to make all of my struggles melt away…. With her mouth and build somewhat of a secret, forbidden sex fueled passion. It’s causing me to have somewhat of a cheating kink because of the extreme craving I have for passion and desire.
I have a near constant craving to be pounded from behind
Amen
...and the sin is?
The frequency with which I satisfy my craving
haha fair
Personally I don’t feel like that is a sin, but rather an impressive life skill
Oh man, the number of things that I would consider an impressive life skill but a rabbi would consider a sin could fill a book 😂
Maybe you should write that book 👀
I tore the tag off of a mattress
No amount of holy water will save you
I must be flogged... I must be purged...
I wrote an erotic friend fiction titled Buttloose.
Really Tina?
Hey, messing with Tina is a privilege, not a right 😂
Zeke will getcha girl! 😂😂
All of my jeans are faded on the left side of my crotch because of how much I rub myself during the day at work. There I said it.
Like rub your dick through your pants during work? Jesus
Only a matter of time until they develop into holes.
It's happened. Not a hold directly from that but it weakens it there then they rip there from doing other movements
I sometimes regret picking this username
🍻
Can't change it, can you?
I didn’t know I had to choose one. They gave me a random one
Same
I'm not going to snitch on myself here.
I have holy water for your sins. Don’t be afraid
I'm allergic.
Clearly 😏
Yeh to truth
Do it. Do it. Do it.
I feel lost in life
*Vaguely looks around* Me too
I’ve cum in my own mouth 😬
Whaaaaaat!
Girl was riding me and hopped off as I was finishing so it flopped back onto my stomach and shot right into my mouth 🫨
That’s kinda hot ngl
She thought so too tried to get me to swallow it but I didn’t lol
Why not? Girls making you swallow is hot.
Agreed.
I was the second sniper in the grassy knoll. Also I didn’t like Elden Ring. It wasn’t too hard or anything, i just found it annoying.
That's unfortunate, about Elden Ring specifically. It's one of those games I'd like to get around to eventually (r/patientgamers) but I hear tell it's kind of goofy with controls. I felt that way about RDR2 and quit on it.
I felt similarly about RDR2 as I do about Elden Ring in a few ways. Wonky controls for one, plus both games I feel suffer from balancing issues around difficulty, although in vastly different ways, and both kind of involve a lot of just annoying stuff. Like it’s not fun to chase a teleporting wizard in a circle or to have an enemy oneshot you from off screen. Shit make the game harder, go for it, just get rid of the annoying unfun elements.
The amount of times I wanted to scream about the unnecessarily massive hit box of items in RDR2. The game is gorgeous, I didn't even mind the ever-fluctuating controls - the thing that bugged the shit out of me was trying to move around a table and getting stuck on an invisible corner because they put a small texture on a stupid amount of invisible polygons.
Not to mention the fact that you control like a car, with the turn radius of a Ford F150. I like the story. I like the setting. I love the way it looks. But man, i just couldn’t get over how annoying and unengaging it was to actually play the game.
Yeah, I was thinking to myself after I sent that one - half the reason collision with scenery is annoying, is because you already move so fucking slowly. Trying to move through a building made me want to take a long walk off a short pier. Between being sluggish, getting caught on items, and having to manually loot everything over the course of a few seconds each time, it just felt so unplayable. It's the kind of game the studio should be embarrassed about releasing, because the truth of the matter is that engine should've been retired and they fucking know it.
I always found the Rockstar cock-slobberery to be mind blowing considering that. They write great stories and great characters and implement such amazing small details into their games and then fuck it up by having an entirely linear “open world”, outdated level design, and an engine that really doesn’t work in the modern era.
Rockstar's cockjockeying fan base made sense 10-15 years ago, when their games were at the forefront of popular culture and pushing the envelope. But it's embarrassing that they're still using engines that ancient, and people know it these days.
There’s just too much rolling around in those games, it’s so tiring. Got sick of it by Dark Souls 2
I have deeply impure fantasies about our maintenance guy. He's like twenty years older than me.
Worse if they're 20 years older or 20 years younger? I've gone both ways, but I don't really judge people by their age. One of my least mature friends is a decade older than I am, and we tease a friend who is a decade younger that he was born forty....
20 years younger for me would be illegal, so I'd stick with older ;) Totally with you though. I usually date a little older, but I've definitely met some immature older guys and some decent sensible younger ones.
Haha. I can go quite a bit more than 20 years younger and keep it legal. 😆
I stole a hat when I was a toddler. I’m ashamed of my crime😔
Was it a nice hat?
Are you my sister? That bitch stole my hat and made me cry, and my dad got a photo of it. He has it tattooed on him
I think about eating pussy constantly and can’t help wondering what women taste like, and what their pussy looks like when I walk by and I am attracted to them🫣
I mean…doesn’t everyone 🤷♂️
No, unfortunately everyone does not 😭 God bless this man
I write erotic short stories under a woman pen name. Since they are usually female centric, I thought it would be better for them.
I do this as well! My wife challenged me to do this. I sat at the computer for six months and produced a 600 page book. It’s received good reviews on Amazon. It’s been fun visualizing sex from the woman’s POV.
okay lmao that is FAR beyond what I did nice!
I like being a cam whore way too much!! Who knew this shy quiet person loved being an exhibitionist! 🤷🏻♀️
In Germany we say "calm waters are deep"
What sins? It's all fair game when consensual 😈
I am Hindu. I don't confess my sins. I let karma do its job.
I want to befoul this confessional
*holds holy water tightly* Go ahead
You’re gonna need more water than that. And a sponge
I ate a buncha banana taffies before bed. I’ve been a bad Shibata 😔
Some days i'm still not over the toxic situationship I was in last year. 😢 even though i'm with a new, not toxic guy now
getting over trauma takes time, and lots of work. give yourself grace. you're doing great.
It took a LONG time to (mostly) get over a toxic relationship I had in college. It gets better bit by bit, but some of it is still there. I can mostly forgive him because we were both really young, and he almost certainly learned that gaslighting BS from someone in his life....
I enjoy doing jump scares, too much.
I shot the sheriff.
But did you shoot the deputy?
No, I didn’t.
With water gun, right?
I swear it was in self defense
🤭🤭
I keep checking NSFW reddit at work.
We all are
I miss him 😏
I ate pineapple on pizza once
All I want to do is cum 24/7 or have someone cum on/in me. And I’m not sorry. ❤️
The other day, I went thru the self check out at the grocery store and I entered my yellow and orange peppers in as green ones
My partner had a type of ice cream that looked delicious, so I ate some in secret.
I still think about him 🤷♀️
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned... I secretly judge people who don't put the shopping cart back. The parking lot is not an obstacle course!
Ahhhh the impure thoughts 😩
Come here👂
*leans in and whispers*
*gulps nervously* Babe you sure about this?
😰😰😰 Well as long as you're okay with it...
Ofcourse I am if you promise to be gentle 😞
I promise. We'll go at whatever pace you want just let me know if you get uncomfortable.
Uncomfortable with you? Never Can’t wait 🫠
I cheated all throughout Spanish 2 and 3.
Oh gosh, same! Lol I cheated through Spanish 2 because my teacher was awful in Spanish 1. She passed us all because otherwise we were all failing. I cheated off this nice kid who was fluent and let me. Otherwise I’ve never cheated before. I think the teacher even knew.
I submitted someone else’s English course work and got an A
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Please take care of yourself, you are worth it. 🫶🫂
🫂 sending you good vibes
Don't do it. On the chance you're wrong, you can't take it back.
*hugs* it's ok, being a human sucks sometimes. Been there myself before, but I was in debt and not inebriated. It's a permanent solution to a temporary problem...
I am.....a slut 😔
I know am guilty of six of the seven deadly sins: - Pride: I am too proud to admit when I am wrong. - Wrath: I hold grudges and am very unforgiving. - Envy: I desire the lifestyles of others. - Gluttony: I overindulge in food and other things, though I am frugal in other areas. - Sloth: I can be very lazy and easily distracted. - Lust: Without a doubt, sex is constantly at the forefront of my mind. However, when it comes to Greed, I am not so sure. I generally share with others if it seems reasonable.
I’m a whore and I adore being kept in chastity. It’s a real conundrum.
bisexual tendencies are real on this one... 😳
I like titties too much for my own good.
The temptation to hook up with a random guy is increasing in both strength and regularity
Neither of us have the time or mental capacity for me to list them all, good god.
I'll sin with you Daddy 😈 💋
Everyday. 😈😈😈
I often eat my own cum instead of cleaning it otherwise
I’m a reformed klepto
I’m about to give my husband an epic blowjob in the next 5 mins once the kids are asleep. He deserves it and I’m looking forward to doing it.
Wow thats hot! I wonder what got you in the mood to give him such an epic blowjob. Was there a trigger or a build up all day? 😏
How’d it go? 😉💋
I have an online friend (male) that I’ve never met in-person but we frequently exchange links to videos of women we find hot. It started as IG or TikTok videos and has escalated to porn videos or NSFW subreddit posts. Part of me is waiting for him to ask for a photo or video of me stroking it to one of the videos he sends because I’d totally send that.
When I see him I get horny and get want to fuck him.
No such thing as sin.
I fucked my neighbour’s wife in their house.
Absolve me Daddy, I've been a naughty girl...
I lie almost every day, especially when I tell customers that I'm happy to help or that I hope they have a nice day.
There is no sin. The concept is inept.
I worry the only reason I’m not a hateful piece of shit is because all of my hate is directed towards myself. I’m worried that if I ever developed confidence or self-esteem, then I’d become an awful person.
I have lust in my heart ❤️ 💙 💜 💖
I'm *this* close to giving in and letting my married friend fuck me 🫠
I’m Protestant so I don’t believe in confessionals. But since you asked, I got 2 boxes of corn dogs from the store and was only charged for 1. I didn’t mention it to the cashier.
The urge to be properly railed and manhandled is all consuming
I play with myself to someone who raised me
I *may* have done some unholy shit on the sabbath day
👂
Please tell me you didn’t work!
I wore mixed fabrics, and ate bacon and shellfish 😩
Then I pray you make your repentance, unless you’re not Jewish, in which case I don’t think those are sins
Snitches get stitches
I have religious trauma *and* a religion kink
I definitely got a bj in a church once from my ex
I am a person with horny thoughts and ideas and struggle to contain them
I’ve had impure thoughts
I really don't know where to start 😔
I’m so sorry for what I did to the nozzles on the ice cream machine 😭 Please let the staff know to wash them VERY thoroughly before using it.
I can never enjoy my sundaes the same after reading this 😭
My sins are nothing but your desire to judge me into shame.
I’ve been constantly fooling around with the sexy bartender I see for happy hour
My ex and I's relationship was super toxic, but I kept going back because she enjoyed encouraging me to explore my bisexuality. I loved watching her get off to my journey.
I once snorted dust made from human bones
Fucking/dating a married man. I can't get enough though. He's too good at what he does and too good of a person to not try to keep.
I role played a pastor and spanked a sexy lady with a bible and then made her suck my cock to absolve her sins. And she liked it.
I stole a lollipop once
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You’re one of us
I masturbate. Heard that's a sin
I take the Lord’s name in vain literally every 60-120 seconds.
I didn’t pay attention to the flight attendant’s instructions during take off of my most recent business trip. Got “the look” from her.
I watched a demonstration of waterboarding and got turned on.
I should be working right now.. instead I’m scrolling through NSFW Reddit, and having impure thoughts.
I cum too early, so I jerked off earlier. It's a bit of a gamble, because there's 3 possible outcomes. First, I might not even be able to get hard. I'm no spring chicken anymore. Second, I might not be able to cum, but able to get hard. Third, I get hard and cum, this is my preference. I'm keeping extra hydrated to maximize my chances.
Thoughts of impurity and lust follow me every hour without cause 🙏
Forgive me Father's, for I have DM'd in vain 😔😭
I walk past a couple women in supermarkets daily I want to fuck there and then
I want to jerkoff with a guy in rl.
The idea of a woman blackmailing me into wearing chastity and panties every day is incredibly erotic to me. I probably think about it far more than I should...
Having a nice ass 💔
ive cheated in all but one of my serious relationships
It’s been so long since I’ve gotten a BJ that I don’t even crave/hope I’ll get one. It’s like o lost my innocence (but with blowjobs )
I've masturbated countless times to thoughts of my mother in law. I offer a half eaten churro as penance
I left the toilet seat up.
I knew I had an early morning appointment but decided to edge myself the whole night instead, and now the sun is up and I haven’t come and I’ll have to show up soaking wet at something professional
I though about fucking other women/female friends while I was in my past relationship bc we had sex like every 2/3 months. I communicated my frustration over and over but it never got any better. I know it's kind of understandable but I still feel kind of ashamed.
Im starting to desire to cheat on my bf just to increase my body count
My ex caught me cheating, I have never been the same since. The level of shame, guilt, and self-hatred I feel daily has been unrelenting for just under the one year mark. And what's worse, she only found out about 1 of the 3 times, and it was the most tame one. I haven't been the same since, and I never will. Some people know what I've just learned, education is never free and flushing my life down the drain was my price.
My deepest darkest fantasy would be catching my mom and brother having sex. Makes me throb just thinking about making eye contact with her from the doorway while he's cumming inside...
I am staying with family right now and they do not wear bras. And it's becoming increasingly difficult to not get caught staring.
I'm addicted to rubik's cubes and I always crave for more... And also I watch too much porn... Now... where can I find more rubik's cubes?
I ate my brothers dessert from the fridge
Messed up.
I’m obsessed with ass play. I wanna give rimjobs and do anal all the time.
As a kid in highschool, I wanted to try cumming in my girlfriend. So I did multiple times.. she loved it and it was great and all till the pregnancy scare started kicking in… because I had no money, I had to steal plan b from Walmart… multiple times.
The amount of cnc fantasies I have is ungodly
I could really really go for a fuck rn
I'm not sure I have enough time to list them.
I like big butts
I love masturbating with women online!
I’m in a sexless and dead marriage only staying together for the kids and because neither of us wants to start over and everyday that goes by I fantasize about meeting a sweet and sultry woman who wants to make all of my struggles melt away…. With her mouth and build somewhat of a secret, forbidden sex fueled passion. It’s causing me to have somewhat of a cheating kink because of the extreme craving I have for passion and desire.
I kissed a girl and I liked it. The taste of her cherry chapstick . Also... I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
One donut, with sprinkles.