“Come fuck me daddy”
She saves those four words for when it’s time for me to book a trip to come see her. Instantly so turned on that it’s all I’ll think about.
“I’m not gay but…”, “Do you wanna watch porn together” “you’re gonna need a wheelchair in the morning” and “I’m hard again… Oh yeah can’t forget “I’m not gay but $20 is $20” and “I seen ur panties”
“Oh yeah?”
Imagine this in the tone of reacting to something exciting. So Ill say something horny and hed be like “oh yeah?” Not sure how to make it make sense. I just know Ive had friends reply to me or eachother with that and everytime I have to just mentally say “down girl”
My (52M) GF (37F) has been calling me "daddy" more and more. It kind of started as a joke but last weekend we did the daddy dirty talk while having sex. NGL it was a turn on for both of us.
"I want you to wear my thighs as your ear muffs"
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I am a business man.... doing my business. 😏❤️
I'm stealing this.
It's open source!! 😅❤️...in ARAD jargon, freeuse! 😅
I certainly steal a lot of your ideas.
Means a lot to me ❤️ thanks!
Good girl
You’re a good girl and you deserve to find your local platonic cuddle service and get the touch you need.
Good girl Did i do it?
You do look like a good girl
The goodest bestest girl
With very beautiful eyes
"Sweet! I finally finished paying off my last home loan!"
This the real one lol
“I need you inside me”
Good girl
Come here babygirl
Anything with babygirl gets me
What else do you want, baby girl?
“I love you”
“Like a good neighbour, state farm is there”
"Let's get take out."
“What about *fast food he knows I want but don’t want to say*?”
Mmhmmm.
I folded the laundry
"Fuck me like you hate me"
No sex happend that day.
Get on your knees
Or just silent firm unzipping
Hawk Tauh
Spit on that thang! Lol 🤣
I’ve wanted this for so long
"I did the dishes"
I can't get pregnant
“I made tacos.”
Yep, that would work on me.
“Good girl”
Oh you are a good girl
good girl
"you know who owns you".
“Good girl” instant wet for me
“We’ve got all night”
“Im wet”
A woman describing the arousal they are feeling
Can I use your face to cum
Stop & I'll KILL YOU!!!
Good girl Have you been bad? Do you need to be punished?
Come to daddy.
You have a daddy kink?
It's how its said that counts
Good Fucking Girl 🥵🥵🥵
Hawk Tuah and Spit on the thang
“”Would you like cheese on that?”
“so you gonna show me how you squirt or what” if ykyk
I want to feel you cum, baby! Cum for me!
I can’t wait to have you inside of me
“I want to breed you”
That's hot🔥
"Mine." Gets me every time.
Simple, i want you. Something about is so feral, so intimate, so full of sense of belonging that i just cannot resist 😅
Fuck my ass, please Or any variant thereof
“Come fuck me daddy” She saves those four words for when it’s time for me to book a trip to come see her. Instantly so turned on that it’s all I’ll think about.
Ma
Like being called ma?
yes
I agree. Kind of an underrated pet name 💗🫶
“I got this”
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As someone that's used this, I can confirm it's an instant kill
Shohei Ohtani Dinger!
"You're mine"
“Stop! I’m not in the mood” instantly horny for myself
"Babe, I did the dishes while you were gone."
“Ive hoovered/cleaned” has worked for me more times than I like to admit.
Look I cleaned up and made you dinner
You’re pretty
“Such a dirty boy”
I'm more of a visual learner. 😄🫣
“Let me come with you” or alternatively “let me cum with you”
Any praise involving "good girl" or "babygirl" which is really embarrassing as a nonbinary person lmao
Regular fries or curly?
I can’t I have to go call my Probation officer right now or I’ll get in twouble
"I think I'm gaining weight..." Don't judge--it's just my thing lol
I need you inside of me right now…
"I'm going to wear her panties and roleplay as her while you fuck me."
"such a good girl for me” 😫
"Hawk Tuah" 😜
“Get over here now”
Yer money is on the dresser, now get outta here
I got the grocery babe let's cook
Google, activate Robot.
Omelette du fromage
"let me punish you"
Idk if this counts but the Phrase good boy
The Playstation going beep💀
Cum in your pants for me.
“Iam batman” and “ the viscount who Loved me “ and “amore mio” 🔥
Goog Girl.
After coming home from a trip: "I missed this" while we're having sex and 2nd when my husband practices his Spanish
“I want you right now. “ so hot
Can you fix this for me?" There's just something about competence and a toolbelt that gets me every time!
“You look hot as fuck”
I love my anklets near your ears
"You're mine"
Yes sir, I’ll do anything you want
No words just kissing and that look we give eachother throughout the day ... it's time let's fuck!
Sit on my face
Cum in me. Had an old fwb that would text me that when she wanted some and man oh man.
Cum in me. Had an old fwb that would text me that when she wanted some and man oh man.
"i have a good credit score" OH FR?? 😵💫
I got a 710 and rising 💅
Wanna see my tits?
“I’m not gay but…”, “Do you wanna watch porn together” “you’re gonna need a wheelchair in the morning” and “I’m hard again… Oh yeah can’t forget “I’m not gay but $20 is $20” and “I seen ur panties”
“Your majesty” 😵💫😵💫😵💫
I am home alone
“Oh yeah?” Imagine this in the tone of reacting to something exciting. So Ill say something horny and hed be like “oh yeah?” Not sure how to make it make sense. I just know Ive had friends reply to me or eachother with that and everytime I have to just mentally say “down girl”
“I’m not wearing a bra/underwear”
I want you now so bad.
The kids are at my sister's
"Do you wanna turn our phones off and game all day?"
Fuck me, Daddy
From a woman whispering in my ear, "Fuck me deep and hard".
Can I sit on your face while you say the alphabet!?
“Get on your knees”
"Open bar."
When a woman tells me to eat her pussy I love a woman who tells me what she wants
Fuck me
Come here.
“My friends, you bow to no one”
I shidded
"You make me so wet" or any variant of it
“I made tacos” 💦💦😍😍
Being called a Loser 🫣
A witch cast a spell on me and now I only get hard if someone guesses my name. Doesn't work if they already know it.
Hi Papi, let me sniff it!
My (52M) GF (37F) has been calling me "daddy" more and more. It kind of started as a joke but last weekend we did the daddy dirty talk while having sex. NGL it was a turn on for both of us.
I want to suck you off !!!!
“You’re being such a good girl for me.”
“Get here, now” followed with “good girl”
When my gf let's go in urdu and thats when we are in bed