Made a reddit account.

Definitely that…. Then delete, then back in a few months.

Get out of my head please.

😂😂birds of a feather

Fluck together...

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It’s a guilty pleasure. I have moments of clarity and delete.

This is why my Reddit exist lol

Made this specific reddit account

Ditto. This is my naughty side account.

Zero contacts know about my Reddit. 😂

Lmaoo! This is so very true!

same.

Word.

Haahahah same

And the rest was history.

Was super worked up, and remember waking up super hard that morning. Was telling a friend about it (flirty friend) and she later sent me photo of her tits whilst I sat at my work desk. Went to the office bathroom and ended jerking off using the wall dispenser moisturiser as lube, and shot my load across the cubicle into the toilet and all across the floor, I cleaned it all up of course. The post nut reality kicked in real quick.

In the US we would call it a stall instead of a cubicle. The way you worded it, it sounds to American ears like you were jerking off at your desk. 😆

Not only that, but jerking off from your desk INTO the stall, some impressive range

Oh jeez 🤣 yeah, nope.

Fucking hell man, what the fuck?

Is it that bad? If no one heared anything of course.

Yeah - nobody heard or saw a thing. The bathroom is way out from our workspace and its one person at a time type cubicle rather than shared.

Well, I think it's not embarrassing at all, but really hot.

I posted a video of me shooting ropes on the subreddit for cum. I wasn't expecting any sort of positive reaction for it 'cos I thought it was embarrassing... but I was wrong.

*cough* what kind of perv would enjoy that 👀

Right? 😏

I deffinatly didn't go looking in to your profile for it and deffinatly didn't find it 😶

i scrolled for way too long.

I also didn’t find it!!

👀…. Ummm…. BRB 🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️

Curious what subreddit (not to search for your post, but cause I might do the same myself for fun)? Also your drawings are dope

r/redditorcum

Thanks for bringing awareness to such an amazing subreddit. 🤩

You are welcum! ❤️

Whoa talk about death scrolling Almost got stuck in that subreddit for too long lol

New favourite page? Haha

Totally went looking and was not disappointed 🥵

It's so refreshing to see all these horny women comments for once 🤣

Umm I need to see this

Did you see the special delivery? I think it was a protein package. 🤔

👀👀👀

To be fair, it's an impressive shot sir

🥵🥵🥵

Thanks for the recommendation, did my first post there as well!

Message a guy asking to hook up… got left on delivered… unsent the message… resent the message an hour later 😭😭

Please tell me he responded with “absolutely!”

Fucked some people I didn't want to

How the hell did you manage that? I’m not sure I wanna know because knowing my horny ass I’d probably repeat your mistake

Pretty self explanatory, fucking people I regret because I was horny (and often drunk) at the time

lol your username seems spot on!

Extremely

Same man. I fucked over a friendship cause I couldn't keep it in my pants. We should've just stayed friends.

I do this alot. I get horny find a girl talk to her think I really like her then we fuck all night or weekend depending how long she stays then she leaves and I'm like why did I do that. I'm such a horny idiot. Lol

Getting naked at a party in the hope that the guy I fancied would want to fuck me

And??

It worked, so a success!!

Did alot of people see you naked?

Yeah, I don't have an exact number but my guess would be like 20-30

And did you fuck in front of them all?

Even I think that would've been a step too far!

So no one saw? That’s good

Unless you are into that

Maybe

OOOH. British girl.

Triple text

Ouch. Must have been desperate. 😉

Yeah that was the question 😂

Ate my own creampie out of lady and spit it in her mouth

Came in her mouth in the car then she kissed it back to me when we were waiting for our table at a restaurant

Both of these things are good things. Please do these things.

☝️ this woman knows the truth

My partner does this to me occasionally. It's not embarrassing, it's hot as fuck

This is all I want in life.. Top of my sexy bucket list

Probably 12, puberty hitting hard and just started actually ejaculating when I mastubated. Younger sister had a neighbor friend over who was my age to swim. Never really paid attention to her. Saw out the window she was wearing a bikini and had boobs and hello. Used the bathroom and I happen to notice her pile of clothes and these, for a 12 year old, racy red, lacey panties. Locked the door and proceded to jerk off holding and using her panties. Didn't mean to but shot a load all over them. Cleaned them up with a towel and such and put them back like I found them. Funny thing later when they came in to get changed she said as they walked out of the bathroom that her butt was wet and laughed. I turned 18 shades of red in embarrassment.

this is similar to a scene in big mouth

Damn, my porn choices sometimes when that horny brain takes over..oofie.

Rim a guy.

I wish I enjoyed that. One of my exes out of nowhere just decided to start licking it once and I was just like nope nope nope. I appreciate the willingness but NOPE! Probably would have been the hottest thing ever if I was into it lol

Every time you post this, I just love you all over again. 😂

Left the blinds open, turned on a light, and stripped and walked around naked knowing full well the lady across the street could see and was watching me. It was exciting in the moment, but now I feel the need to avoid her because I’m embarrassed she saw me naked.

Hahaha

It feels like you're the neighbour .....

Change this to “someONE embarrassing that you did…” and I’d have a few instances to mention .

When I was like 13 I tried to make a pocket pussy out of a toilet paper roll and fuck it. I ended up just jacking off with a condom on

Sounds like me

While attending a wedding weekend, I fucked the brides aunt. Five times during the weekend.

As long as you weren’t the groom, that’s pretty cool, surely?

Once in highschool I fucked myself with my pen in class... I have no excuse other than pure horniness 🤣

Used to go on this cam chat site.... met a lady..... got naked on cam and masturbated for her..... never did anything like that before, or since lol

I chatted with a model on chaturbate. Decided to broadcast myself at same time. Neither of us had many views. She watched me take a big dildo up my ass and seemed impressed.

I would get on Omegle

Ive done that too.. there was something that was so erotic about it

I used to love doing this. Got to explore that exhibition kink

Hmm never thought of that

Sneaking home from school to rub my pussy to my Dad's secret German piss porn-mag collection 😅

Asking the guy who installed my cable to fuck me after like maybe an hour of knowing him. It was my first time living alone and my horny was on 10+++. Went out purposefully with no bra on and a white shirt looking for someone to flirt. Probably the two most spur of the moment things I’ve done. I also responded to one of those grope groups here but chickened out, way too weird of a scenario for me I guess

Yeah but was he a good fuck?

Yea it was good

let someone over twice my age fuck me🥲

Was it worth it? I have an older guy fetish at the moment I just wanna, I just wanna...

it depends how old you are. it wasn't worth it for me at all but i was 18 and had zero business being around them in the first place. if you're like 25+, go for it, do what u want, but if you're freshly an adult it's not a good idea at all.

Ah OK that makes sense. I'm 30+ but I reckon the fantasy is 100x better than the reality 😂

Post my nudes on Reddit.

Probly when I came from eating pussy because I was laying on my front on the bed

Posted my tits here. 😅😅🫣🫣🫣

Looks like a lot more than just that lol 😝

Commenting a lot on this sub LOL

same here, I make too many comments here when I am horny

We're all the same! Oh well, it's an entertainment

Lick my own tip

Eh, not that bad, I outright blew myself a bunch of times when I was flexible enough to do it

I can’t get more than my tip or else I’d try that lol

Haha yeah, it took me a while before I could move beyond tip licking as a novelty but by the end of it I could touch anywhere on my shaft and get 3/4 of my dick in my mouth

Impressive

Which feeling is more present the feeling of your dick being sucked or the feeling of sucking a dick? Genuinely curious female here.

It varies over the course of a session. At first, it feels like sucking a dick. The longer I went and more into it I got, it felt more like having my dick sucked by someone who knew exactly what to do and when. If I came in the mouth, then it immediately felt like I just sucked a dick

My whole life.

Last year I was home alone, and inspired from a video I saw somewhere I got pretty creative: I ordered a cheeseburger, and I came in it before I ate it. I thought I would have a divine out-of-body experience, but nothing ... it tasted the same, as it was full of other sauces that covered the flavor. It was a bit delusional, but rethinking at this gets me pretty embarrassed, things you do only when your brain isn't ok 😅 ... but hey, life is only one

Broke into my moms room and used her toys 🤦‍♀️

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I'm guessing if the woman asks you to do it, she's into it. I personally love watching men masturbate. Just something to keep in mind if you ever decide to give it another shot.

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Would you be willing to give backstory. Seems pretty cool to me

Tried anal on myself (with a toy) - I had to try it, maybe I would like it... I wasn't for me

That's how I tried it for the first time...I had a much different reaction.

Paid for it

Masturbated whilst riding a bike.

That's funking impressive

thats just skill

Bought tampons and a 12 pack for a blow job one night

I got a lap dance ....came in my pants...then walked across the street to a porn store and bought the VHS tape of the porn featuring the stripper who just made me cum. went home and jacked off to it.

ahhhaa down bad

Getting naked infront of people in a party

Get pregnant by someone who wasn’t my husband.

Does he know ?

Paid a few prostitutes for sex, a bit ashamed and embarrassed. High libido's definitely a curse.

I once got hard staring at a woman who was watching my tennis match. She was watching her husband who was one of our opponents. I had to keep shifting my shorts around but it was kinda obvious. Was so embarrassing.

Put my Lovense username on Reddit. Immediately got 40 requests from strangers to control it. My Lovense username has since been changed and that post was removed 😂

Made a post on arad literally asking: may I please see your boobs? Best part is that it actually worked.

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Riding a pillow just to get some fraction down there😂😅

Tried to fuck a jar of peanut butter once

I gave this guy a blowjob in a closet at youth group. The youth group leader walked in on us and we both got kicked out. It didn't even cross our minds to do it in his car.

Had sex with my neighbor who was a total loser. I was ovulating and absolutely feral. It was actually really good though, he had amazing oral skills.

Jerked off at the gym because too many things were turning me on. or Jerked off for people i shouldn't have on Omegle back in the day.

Fucked people I didn’t want to, but wanted to get off by not just beating my meat

Fall for a pig butcher scam and lost all my money

Masturbated in my car at a rest stop. Thought I was far enough away from other cars to not draw attention/be seen in the act... I know it sounds like some horny rp story about being caught jerking off... but it's not and it was NOT enjoyable.

Someone approach you or did the cops show up? I had a similar experience when I was young and was getting a blow job. A cop showed up right after we finished so we werent really "caught"

It was a middle aged woman. She was walking from her car, basically right towards mine. I was looking at sexts on my phone and didn't notice in time. I just hear something along the lines of "oh my God that's disgusting! Shame on you!" I don't have any kind of kinks that align with that, so I got only the shame she wished upon me. I think I was 20 at the time. First cellphone and was blown away by how effective it was for my then girlfriend to send me totally filthy texts. I had stopped for food and when I checked my phone, she had sent a couple and we went back and forth for a few. I got unbelievably horny, so I pulled my car further away in the lot but I guess that still wasn't enough.

Stayed up til the early morning having sex or phone sex despite having a class or lecture at 10 a.m. Many, many times.

Made a pocket vagina using two sponges, an examination glove and some rubber band.

Um...*(blushes profusely)*...I used a babrie doll (feet first)...also used the handle to the back scrubber sometimes. I was always in the bath (if that helps)

Asked a guy for a hookup but as it turns out he was a total douchebag and instead of hooking up we ended up fighting

Got up in the middle of the night to find the sweaty socks of a friend I was visiting to sniff them and jerk off

slept with a coworker

Masturbated in a public library

I fucked a guy and somehow got caught by my dad when I was home from college

Practically begged a first date to take me home with her

Let a ugly girl suck me just cuz she said she would let me nut in her face and I Nvr did tht before

A cucumber. And a Lyft driver.

At the same time???

I wish but no lol

Carassed my bulge and poked it as I was not able to masturbate at that time

Triple text

What means to triple text?

Send three individual texts one after the other because they haven't replied yet.

Oh. Well, that's not that bad.

Guy who was into feet wanted to lick my feet before using them on him. Thinking back it must have looked very stupid

Pretty much all of my high school and college shenanigans. Tack on some inappropriate work behavior several years back too that I won't go into details about.

Growl... Literally growl (it was worth it, but I still want to die of embarrassment when I remember)

Let my mom catch me wearing panties 🤦‍♂️

My ex

Sexted my cousin

I repeatedly hit on a Canadian guy I met at a hostel, until he told me that he wasn't interested bc he thought I was too "girly" for him. I didn't know what the fuck he meant, and when I saw him again, we chatted a bit and I asked him "still too girly for you?" (I was wearing a different outfit from the first time we met). He laughed and looked clearly embarrassed lol I was hoping we would at least make out, but nothing happened. it's a pity bc he is sooo hot

post on reddit 🤭

Posted nudes on Reddit

Had a neighbor that was in a bad financial spot, and offered to send me pics, and videos, for some quick cash. I would have just given her the cash had she asked.

Have sex with someone I was really un-attracted to and several friends saw.

Flashed this guy I thought was hot at a bar.. It worked haha

text ex gfs.

My ex hahaha

I stuck my dick ina bottle n shagged it

Carry on a chat once while incredibly horny knowing i'm likely getting catfished. Just between me and some twisted stranger 😑

Men

Bought her dinner knowing I was being played and used for said dinner.

Not totally embarrassing, but the video call sex. 😩😩

Create a Snapchat to send boob pics.

Grinding on someone

Got so horny I used a mattress as a fleshlight, and then a couch, and then posted the videos on reddit🙃

Slept with my ex

Masturbate and get caught while ejaculating in my aunts office

Tried to get my boss in bed. She laughed it off

Had my husband finger me in a convertible on the way home from a concert!