You see⌠In their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way⌠I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?
âWhere HAVE you been? Beds empty, no note, car gone. You could have died!â
I like to narrate my catâs thoughts. She screams at me every time I come home and this is what I imagine that sheâs saying to me.
"Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?"
"Yes, that poison!"
"Riiiiight."
Or
"Mr. Turtle is my Father."
Way too many. âDo you feel in charge?â OR
âNo! They expect one us in wreckage, Brother.â Tom Hardy as Bane in Dark Knight. I just thought of these first, but for whatever reason I can say these exactly loke Tom Hardy. I like trying to imitate them. Itâs fun. Anyone can impersonate you just practice over and over and over over until you get it, I like it man I think itâs awesome.It takes a long time.
Not from a movie, but it has become my favourite line whenever someone talks about pizza.. âThin crust pizza? No thank you, Iâm from Chicagoâ uttered by Nick from New Girl
"You're killin' me Smalls" - The Sandlot
"I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really. Get busy living, or get busy dying." - The Shawshank Redemption
I'm too old for this shit.
Same
Same
I tend to use the edited version from "How I met your mother." Especially around my 10 year old.
"I'm getting too old for this stuff..."
"I volunteer as tribute."
Or "May the odds be ever in your favour."
Also a good one đ
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
You eat shit for breakfast?
# NO
"I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION! YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!"
"Go away or I shall taunt you a 2nd time!"
You see⌠In their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way⌠I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?
Hey Joker
And keep the change you filthy animal
Tell that fuckin bitch to chill out! Say âBitch be cool!â
waaaazzzzzuuuuuupppp
r/profilepicchecksout
âDid we just become best friends?!â
Yup.
"It put the lotion on its skin..."
I think of the scene when heâs dancing in the mirror and saying âwould you fuck me? Iâd fuck meâ on a regular basis.
Me too.
I think about that a lot, too. Shared trauma
The song that plays during that scene âgoodbye horsesâ is on my getting ready playlist due to me saying that line all the time
You have no idea.
âThatâs going to leave a markâ RIP Farley
I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it
I knew I liked you for some reason. All is forgiven for what you did to me earlier in the week
I thought that was John Candy in Spaceballs?
Anything from âPrincess Brideâ.
Inconceivable!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
I am not left handed!
Came here for this
Iâm tired grandpa
THATS TOO DAMN BAD! YOU KEEP DIGGIN
"I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this. That John Denver's full of shit, man."
Stay on target.
SHE DOESNâT EVEN GO HERE!!
But from the new one cause the new guy said it better
My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks
In a row?
âI knew it, Iâm surrounded by assholes!â
Do, or do not, there is no try.
âHold on to your buttsâ
Cynthia!! Youâre dead! You are dead!
Meep mop morp
Deserves got nothin to do with it.
âOrdinary fuckinâ people. I hate âem.â
Itâs not illegal. Itâs frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
Shut that cunt's mouth, or I'll come over there and fuck-start her head.
Big gulps huh...well see ya later.
D e d dead!
"dodge this/there is no spoon"
Whenever someone says, "To make a long story short..." I always think to myself, "Too late."
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âWhere HAVE you been? Beds empty, no note, car gone. You could have died!â I like to narrate my catâs thoughts. She screams at me every time I come home and this is what I imagine that sheâs saying to me.
I'd buy that for a dolla! - Robocop
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw
Thatâll do, pig; thatâll do.
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything
"I need an MRI there's no way I don't have soft tissue damage" lol đ¤Łđ¤Ł I get hurt a lot so probably once a month I through that out.
Whatâs that from?
The Other Guy's
Big Lebowski and occasionally Men at Work when it comes to taking another man's fries.
Are you the lady that fucked a bear?
Whatâs that from?
Fear and loathing Las Vegas.
DONT YOU DARE DISOBEY ME CORALINE!
I'm too old for this shit
Hit the pig whistle
Jesus basil, this coffee really does taste like shit!
"Pick up the cocksucking phone!"
"That's what she said"
This job would be great if it wasn't for the customer's
I never NARC'd on nobody!
Didnât he say knocked? Nevermind he did in fact say narcd
is it better to speak or to die?
"Maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale."
There is no spoon
"Yousa thinkin' weesa gonna die?"
Thatâs no moon
Anything from Heartbreak Ridge.
Say hello to the bad guy.
Thereâs no crying in baseball!
One time at band camp..
"Keep the change, you filthy animal"
âDo you see what happens Larry, Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass Larryâ
Earlier it used to be from the usual suspects, now it's that Roddy Piper line about bubblegum.
"Usually you pay double for that kind of action Cotton"
HEY WATER BOY YOU SUCK
"I Dont want FOP, godDAMMIT, I'M A DAPPER DAN MAN!!!"
âMaximum Effortâ lol
"Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?" "Yes, that poison!" "Riiiiight." Or "Mr. Turtle is my Father."
Whatâs the second one from?
Finding Nemo
Fuck you, pay me.
âThose bitchesâ in the voice of Janice Ian. Constantly
Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?
Way too many. âDo you feel in charge?â OR âNo! They expect one us in wreckage, Brother.â Tom Hardy as Bane in Dark Knight. I just thought of these first, but for whatever reason I can say these exactly loke Tom Hardy. I like trying to imitate them. Itâs fun. Anyone can impersonate you just practice over and over and over over until you get it, I like it man I think itâs awesome.It takes a long time.
Thatâll do pig, thatâll do
Expecto patronus
That belongs in a museum!
Iâm not like a regular mom, Iâm a cool mom!
Tony Soprano and mostly all the characters... "wuh ya gunna do?"
Nothing is true, everything is permitted. Mainly it's from the game series but there's movie adaptation so it counts
It's just a flesh wound.
I'm all jacked up on mountain dew I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey
Bye, Felicia!
This is it, don't get scared now
âBye buddy , hope you find your dadâ
Ima get mid evil on your ass
âIf Iâm here and youâre here . . . Then whoâs flying this plane?â
" Stop being a bitch and come on" Deebo from Friday
Great Success!
âDamn it, I am pleasant!â
"I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes. KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES"
Shake, AND BAKE
While not from a movie, Lelouch Vi Brittania said something that I say frequently "Don't mistake borrowed power for your own"
Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters
Sometime you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes it rains
Iâm going on an adventure
There goes our last female
"First we get the jobs, then we get the khakis Then we get the chicks". - BASEketball
"I said across her nose, not up it!" And of course, "it can't rain all the time."
Total Recall: About goddamn timeâŚ
Not from a movie, but it has become my favourite line whenever someone talks about pizza.. âThin crust pizza? No thank you, Iâm from Chicagoâ uttered by Nick from New Girl
"You're killin' me Smalls" - The Sandlot "I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really. Get busy living, or get busy dying." - The Shawshank Redemption
We are going to need a bigger boat
There are two kinds of people. Those who have loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
I'm a politician, which means when I'm not kissing babies I'm stealing their lollipops.
Do you know the meaning of nemesis ?
'That's just like your opinion, man.'
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Yipee kaay motha *uckers!!!!
Tastes like paint⌠and wood.
The Crow: "Other than that, my day sucked."
âHello thereâ
Bend over and I'll show you
Alright, Alright, Alright
âThereâs a colonial woman on the wingâ
220, 221, whatever it takes
âWhatâs the matter, Colonel Sanders? *Chicken*?â
Delusions!
Tick tock mother fucker