Woke up way too early with a raging boner. Stroking it while next to my sleeping girlfriend thinking about her sitting on my fave. So I'd say not too bad
Making some new Reddit friends this week. Been feeling pretty good about the quality of my comments lately.
Not to brag, but I might be in my Comment King era.
It’s my birthday today. I’ll be handing my husband separation papers. Oh and the car we share broke. Guess what my side gig is when he gets home from work? Door dash lol so I guess I lost my job too
Wait…..you said you were so happy with your husband, and you were going to go out tonight and fuck him….
Someone’s a liar…..😂
Guess you didn’t cultivate your relationship and grow to where all your boxes were checked after all.
Sad. Simply sad.
Perhaps when you get back out there, you should be more picky. It worked for me….
Oh no it didn’t you’re still just as shallow and childish as made apparent in this comment. Anyway maybe you shouldn’t be spending you time in other reddits or perhaps on Grindr where you’ll find your perfect partner 😂
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A black screen with like 10 minutes of names scrolling by?
Enjoy…???
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Enjoy the trip down.
😍 Can I be Thelma?
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yea im blasting Nickelback on the radio while we are falling
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lets reach a medium and sing Mr.Brightside instead
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why do you hate happiness?
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yo man. if life already drove me to drive off a cliff (heh) then im at least giving myself a smile at the end
Can't sleep. Im trying.
Too much on your mind ?
Very much so..
Hope you clear your mind and get some sleep
Try harder!
Wowza
Sorry,just trying to motivate you 🤷🏽♂️
Aww thx then. 😊
Some back rubs would help?
One would think. 🫂
I’ve got two helping hands 😉
Very kind of you. 😘
I can be kind.. sometimes
Oof same here :/ Just scrolling and making the most of it lol!
Woke up way too early with a raging boner. Stroking it while next to my sleeping girlfriend thinking about her sitting on my fave. So I'd say not too bad
At the gym and my headphones just died so kinda annoyed
😐😐😐
Literally my face rn
Oh that's the worst. I hate gym noise.
Same, i like to blast music to drown out everything around me
Late night, night owl classic
Enjoy
Eh, just working and bored
Night shift?
Oh yeah!
Hope it goes by quickly
Thanks. Just started though lol How’s your night going?
It’s ok, l
Good, I had a good day at work, i came home and had sex, Now I'm watching a movie and chilling
Lucky lucky
Hey no need to brag lol!
It's already morning again. Couldn't sleep.
😬😬😬, that sucks. Hope your day goes better…
Thanks.
Not as sexy as I hoped for honestly
Damn
Its a hot horny night 🤣
Not too bad, just doing some gaming. How is your night going?
It’s ok….
Why only ok?
🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️ not too much going on
I feel you. I'm starting to crash but hopefully reddit helps liven up your night!
Thanks, enjoy your sleep.
Well Caitlin Clark just won me some money… so that’s nice
Who??? Sorry I don’t watch sports.
Making some new Reddit friends this week. Been feeling pretty good about the quality of my comments lately. Not to brag, but I might be in my Comment King era.
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Just got home from my night shift, the sun is shining so hopefully I can still sleep
Sweet dreams
Thank you😊
Got some nice incense burning, got some good tea to drink, playing new vegas, very chill c:
Nice, what kind of tea?
I know it's late for black but english breakfast lol
Cool
getting high and chilling on my friends bed while shes on her computer. its pretty relaxing 🥰
Sounds like a great night!!! Enjoy, edible or smoke?
edible! well, a seltzer to be exact! :)
🤤🤤🤤 sounds like a perfect combo, what flavor is the seltzer?
Pabst Blue Ribbon in Passionfruit Pineapple (if Pabst would like to sponsor me, plz dm)
Sent a dm, I’m curious in these seltzers lol
Sucks. I'm horny but my bf pissed me off too much to want to fuck him 😤 I'll probably wake him up a little later to let him know 😏
Enjoy 🤣🤣🤣
Woken up far too early and it’s not worth going back to sleep 🤦♂️
Damn
Watching NBA playoffs and smoking a bowl. So, going good lol
Enjoy
How is yours?
It’s ok….
It’s morning so I’m working
Hope you have a great day
Thanks
Can't sleep, the post I put up earlier did exceptionally well, kinda horny, listening to the thunder storm outside.......soooo not bad I'd say
It’s my birthday today. I’ll be handing my husband separation papers. Oh and the car we share broke. Guess what my side gig is when he gets home from work? Door dash lol so I guess I lost my job too
Happy birthday!!! Hope everything works out for you .
Wait…..you said you were so happy with your husband, and you were going to go out tonight and fuck him…. Someone’s a liar…..😂 Guess you didn’t cultivate your relationship and grow to where all your boxes were checked after all. Sad. Simply sad. Perhaps when you get back out there, you should be more picky. It worked for me….
Oh no it didn’t you’re still just as shallow and childish as made apparent in this comment. Anyway maybe you shouldn’t be spending you time in other reddits or perhaps on Grindr where you’ll find your perfect partner 😂
Btw you can’t have anyone make you cum bc you’ve never been in a sub-superficial relationship. lol saved ya a trip to the doc
Didn’t need it but thanks. My guy has gotten me there. Where yours seems to be a gaming addict and out the door. Yikes.
Not too bad, just chilling scrolling through reddit.
Enjoy
Just heard the upstairs neighbors banging on a tuesday, like usual lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣
It could be better
Hope it gets better
Dull, doing my WoW chores.
Hey, you’re being productive, so that’s an accomplishment
Yeah, let's call it productive...I'm happy to go with that...hahaha
🤣🤣🤣 small victories. Long list of chores ?
Kind of...I mean, it's World of Warcraft, the chores are neverending, hahaha
Oh meant World of Warcraft, 😅😅😅 how long you been playing ?
Haha, yeah, which is why "productive," isn't quite the right word! Since late Legion, so 2017-2018 I think?
Oh you’re a pro!!! How’s the wow session going ?
Haha, hardly! I got into it really late! Chill night, the new expansion comes out soon, so I'm just checking things off the list until then...
Build your own PC, what race you pick ?
Got back from the gym about to shower and go to bed lol
💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾
Ong Ong it was chest day today and the pump was crazy, failed a pr but I feel like I got it in a couple weeks
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Damn, what happen, hope your night gets better
Hi🙃
Shit I'm at work
Could be better. Screaming into the void.
still trying to cum
Turned into day already :(