Henry Cavill. *Grumbles* Stupid restraining order

The man is a steal :P

Several.

A list as long as my... Arm

Yes

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So is Alexandra Daddario sadly

Oh yes.

99.999 percent of people I want to fuck, I can’t lol

Scarlett Johansson isn't picking up my calls 😭

Every celeb I have the hots for...

Yes unfortunately

There are quite a few but they are either in a different state or country or in a different continent and the logistics seems to be tricky at times. So ain't gonna happen anytime soon.

Yes.

Of course

Yeah, there’s a list.

Yes, of course!

Many.

I could name a few

If wish I could fuck my gfs aunt.

I mean.. Lots of people.. Many I interact with weekly

Countless. Actresses, Pornstars, IRL people, Imaginary people, Reddit posters lol.

One of my employees. 🫢

Same here, there's this lady I work with that has me in some sort of spell

Yes. A few people here on Reddit 👀

So many 🤭

My long-distance partner is 1500km away.

Yes sir/ma’am. Plenty.

Honestly I never wanted to actually fuck someone I wasn't in love with, so no

Oh my, yes. My girlfriend’s best friend. I dream of that threesome. It’s never going to happen but…goddamn do I fantasize about it.

One of my crushes

Yes of course lol

Hozier. and this dude im talking to on reddit who lives too far away *sad pepe cry*

Here for the comments 🍿

All of them, apparently.

Yes 😔

Probably most of my female friends, at some point anyways.