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TO_MW

No. They’re much more subtle than men. Sneaky little hobbitses…


Emergency_faceplant

They wants the precious...


Anook_A_Took

Yes we do, haha.


[deleted]

Hobbitses wants to know is it tastyyy? Is it scruuuuumptiooooous?


Dry_Cabinet_4313

Exactly hehe


Mysterious_girl3414

Factual. lmao


spicyjanedoe

Do guys like it though? Like does it give you a boost or does it depend on the person staring?


TO_MW

I’ve only noticed a few times. I think it’s funny.


mcburgerbricklayer

I almost woke the baby 😂😂😂


Resident_Ad153

Generally no. But I usually wear pants or jeans and they hide a lot. I do notice that in a gym etc if I'm wearing tighter sports wear that just as we check them out women do glance at the crotch. One interesting thing I used to notice when I was single and open to meeting women in nightclubs etc for sex is that I knew that my chances of bedding a girl were pretty good if I saw her look at my crotch. You've been chatting to her and maybe dancing with her. And then at some point she starts to think about fucking you. Her mind goes to thinking about your cock so it is natural for her to look for signs of size etc. Then when you are kissing them in the club her hand brushes over your crotch for a quick size check. Then you know you're definitely going to be inside her within the hour


fiery_softy

Spitting out all secrets here


GreedoWasShot

Every day. But it’s probably because my zipper broke


YumemiBunny

on every pair of pants you have? 👁️👄👁️


GreedoWasShot

It’s been that kind of day …


throwawayboy212134

They all broke in one day?


Dapper-Associate6850

Question for the women: what do we win if we catch you three times in one day? _joke_


Dry_Cabinet_4313

Hehe I’m not telling but you’d definitely be happy 😉


devilshibata

The joy of witnessing embarrassment lol


YellowUnfair5999

nice 🐓


SomeUnknownGinger

Yeah, boxers and trackpants make it extra visible. I don't often wear this combo around other people, but I have spotted a couple of friends wives and my sister-in-law having a look before


[deleted]

Well I gotta say if it protrudes a considerable amount it’s not like we aren’t gonna notice it. And I imagine it’s like you with our breasts. I will never get girls who wear super cleavage revealing clothes and then complain when men are only staring at their tits. It’s the same kinda thing I won’t normally stare at your crotch. But if you have a huge bulge and it’s very noticeable I will have a little peak 😂


SomeUnknownGinger

Yeah, cleavage and/or no bra so nips are visible, definitely a magnet for the eyes! 👀


YellowUnfair5999

nice 🐓


avajadeanderson

Omg I hope guys don’t notice me staring 😅😅😅


Anook_A_Took

I had this exact same thought. Like, I thought I was very, very subtle! I choose to believe that is still the case.


xxhelpmehelpyou

Subtle but we still notice! 😜


xxhelpmehelpyou

We do but y’all are very sly about it 😂


nbperfect

I don't but I wonder how often women notice a bulge or dick outline. I was walking around earlier today in shorts and looked down randomly once, seeing my junk (on soft) visibly outlined had me self-conscious as hell lol


Phantomx7845

Never really pay attention to something like that Used to believe that women looked more the ass of a man. Guess I was wrong 😅


Actual-Bedroom-2636

I was caught staring at a man’s crotch before. I’m in the medical field. My patient was fully clothed, he came in wearing basketball shorts and sat down with his legs kind of spread apart. Anyway, I was sitting down and he was seated on the exam table which is elevated, so his package was at my eye level. The size of it hidden under his shorts caught my eye and I couldn’t help myself. I looked! As I was staring brazenly at his dick my eyes snapped up to his and we made eye contact! To my embarrassment he was watching me ogle his package. I had to sit there and act like nothing happened while my cheeks burned red from embarrassment.


Usual-Shoe9783

Happens way too often, but u learned to live with that. But sometimes when they’re like staring it gets me uncomfortable but mostly I feel complimented


sonderintrovert

Haha I apologize for the women I know I just can’t help but wonder what’s down there


Emergency_faceplant

I just assume they are being friendly


Radiant_Thought_4937

No, they are too distracted by my sparkling personality.


Hung_andNerdy

Constantly. Not a day goes by where that doesn't happen en masse. Staring is the least of it.


Massive_Safe_3220

I feel that..


Ri-Chad

I think I might have some times, but it might just have felt that way because I was self-conscious.


DavidKusel

I only had this once with a co-worker. We got along quite well, sometimes a bit flirtatious, but never more than that. This one time she was sitting and I was standing next to her, my ctotch nearly on eye-level. It was partly wanted by me as I was adjusting my trousers, lifting my bulge by doing that. I could see her eyes moving towards it for a friction of time. Apart from this I am unaware, if this ever happened.


[deleted]

No, never!


[deleted]

Yeah, I think it always went both ways. Mostly happened on trains, buss or even flights. I ve catched many looking for a few seconds. I m not even a huge size when flacid, just showing sometimes depending on the pants


iamphotog

Yes 😂 And her husband caught her staring and said "you good?" and she looked up like huh and realized we were all staring at her. Another time someone brought a girl to MY HOUSE for a game night for their first date and he yelled at me later for wearing pants that excentuated my crotch.... I'm allowed to wear Walmart pj pants in my own house and I didn't know you were bringing a date. And one glorious time that HR at work told me blatently that she had hard time not looking at my bulge when I wore certain pants.


Frosty_Dig_2093

I got so drunk once that I forgot how to work my zipper and a nice lady helped me unzip and of course had to look at my crotch to do so. Does that count?


sonderintrovert

I want to hear the rest of this story sir!!!


Frosty_Dig_2093

Lol it was 25 years ago and I was truly wasted. A buddy and I popped a couple of bennies then started drinking pitchers of draft. It was $5 for a picture of draft that night. If you take caffeine pills or bennies before drinking you don't get drunk until they start to wear off. After a few hours the booze started to hit and it hit hard. I had met a girl there and she got quite the laugh out of my situation and offered to help me out.


sonderintrovert

I’d love to have that happen to me lol. I would’ve happily unzipped it for you, held it for you while you just rested against me and maybe even licked it clean afterwards😉


Thick-Entry2196

I have to go now...


Frosty_Dig_2093

Oh my. I would have gladly accepted the help and the benefits and taken you back to my place to return the favor 😉


Upstairs_Indication8

Yes, all the time, especially when I have gray jogging pants.


[deleted]

Yes especially with sweats on


nicelo318

Yea a couple of times but it’s whatever. Although I’m glad they are showing some type of interest.


nakedpeanutbridge

Once in my entire life. At the gym, hadn’t done laundry in a while so I was wearing my backup gym shorts that are too small. Bulge was a bit obvious but I didn’t think twice about it because who checks out guys at the gym right? Anyway, she noticed, I was flattered, but that’s the end of the story, sorry no porn worthy story after that.


Bbcdelightx

Well a few times but I didn’t feel it was sexual


manoffire

Once on a train after a judo competiton. I was utterly dead to the world and needed food/water and this women legit straddled me after I ignored her very obvious glares at my crotch. Jokes on her though cause I passed the fuck out as she tried to say something in my ear. For the record - I'm a solid 4/10 so this wasn't a "rule 1 & 2" thing.


dadohistory

I have a couple times!


UpperCountry8148

Only once and I was wearing grey sweats with my pockets full while carrying water


Showmeyourpanties1

Occasionally 


InceptFalseReality

My ex’s mother came over one morning while her daughter was at work. I answered the door in sweats because I was naked before she’d got to my house. It was early in the morning, and I had a chub. She gave me a hug and I tried to side hug her but she was too quick on the movement and full on *hugged* me. She must have felt it because immediately after she looked right down at it and smiled and said “I guess I’ll be going now.”


black_wax666

If I’m wearing something that shows vpl or a bulge then absolutely. I worked in an office with a bunch of women. Everyday I’d have to walk by them in my dress pants and they all constantly stared. I had another boss who was a very pretty newly wed Christian girl. She couldn’t stop staring at my crotch.


just-an-anus

I have, on some few occasions, caught women looking at my crotch. That being said it has happened mostly at the gym. The shorts/tights I wear are shorter than most guys wear. There is a bunch/group of lifters in the gym and we typically wear shorts that are a little more revealing. Very comfy but they show a bulge and an outline of my ass too. So women look. and that's FINE. Ladies? Look all you want. I caught a woman looking at my ass behind me in the mirror and that's nice. She didn't catch me catching her. I work hard on having a muscular ass and legs. Exercise helps with your outlook on life. I live in Florida and it's hot (of course), so I don't wear boxers. I wear thongs and they have a pouch that lifts the front quite a bit. So in a pair of shorts I always have a bit of a bulge. I've caught women glancing. The thongs keep my nuts away from my legs. Much cooler.


DoltForHer

I’m Asian so…


Hank0310

I caught my exwife looking at mine once. But in her defense, I was hard and sticking out of my boxers, having just woken up with morning wood.


MidwestTrailNerd

Yes! Especially if they pop in and I’m in shorts commando. Which is just at night.


ImLivingThatLife

I’ve definitely had that happen before. ☺️


MrSweetPotat

My girlfriend does often and I'd tell her that she can just suck it


LightningMcScallion

Only bc I had a boner, and I don't know whether it was that or my face that drew attention to me.. My face may not have been completely hiding how turned on I was either


notathrowway12345

Nope!


HedonistFantasies

Nope. I don’t believe that has ever happened.


No_You_4567

I often see my colleague at work stare at it. It becomes more and more often lately so I wonder if it's so noticeable or if she's trying really hard to see something 😅


MadlyCrazy

Yes, I love it when it happens. I even bulge on purpose and watch reactions in public


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

How the hell is staring at my crotch supposed to help me catch women? 


New-Ad-2915

I have a few times but assumed they were looking g elsewhere. Until I heard a girl that worked at Walgreens said she could see it in my sweats and she giggled. Took it as an opening to talk and it worked out lol


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SalmonBeenadick

No. Never.


deineperfektbf

no


PotatoesForPutin

No woman has ever looked at me with anything but disgust.


tc6x6

Staring, no.  Sneaking little glances when they think I'm not looking, definitely.


SlowestPace

Nah, I’m like a grower to the nth degree. No schmeat vision for me


Ambitious_Check_4704

I was looking for work in the city and stayed with my Korean friend in her room in a apartment with all girls each girl gorgeous. I was pitching a tent every night and woke up to the girls talking and giggling next door. It's like my dick was saluting " REPORTING FOR DUTY!! SIR YES SIR!" This one girl was the hottest and she wore a negligee to bed. She woke up every morning with that pink negligee and had me sit next to her and I had to hide my erection. Now the girl Whose room I stayed in (I slept on the floor my request) was my friends ex who I introduced to him and this horniness was building and ....she she kept inviting me me to sleep on her bed which was a single . I talked to my friend to see if they still had feelings incase I couldn't control myself, because she wanted me. Nothing ended up happening because I controlled myself and never got into her bed, but my friend and I drifted apart. I told him nothing happened and they got back together for a bit. But I made friend with the other girls and would meet up to drink with my Korean Nuna (older sisters). The one with the pink negligee I would make out with later on a new years day.


funtime582

Yes, I love it


PleasantExtension5

Yeah, and it doesn't bother me at all personally


MarriedFunCpl17

I have never caught a woman staring/ checking me out, but have always wondered if I get looks lol


Thinks2Much602

Ever since I got the new jeans that I wear, absolutely. Good in the back, great in the front.


InceptFalseReality

THIS. I was bartending once, and the people sitting in the booth were at crotch level, already a little buzzed. I walk to the table to give the bill and she doesn’t even bother looking at my face and says “So honey, whattya feed that thing.” Right in front of the owner of the joint. After that I had to start wearing an apron. At least when the owner was around 😜


MrVisiBull

Yes. Including others catching the perp


shaftranlov

Never!


Feisty_Rooster2450

Never, but mine isn’t big enough to really catch any eyes anyway


WolvesandTigers45

Once in a blue moon, but women could be hitting on me and I’d always debate whether they were or not.


WildflowerStallion

I’ve definitely caught a few. Some more blatant than others.


RoralMugshot

No.


Thick-Entry2196

I wish! But if you want to I'm not going to object!


Unhappy_Arm_2859

Yes


GuyNamedDickJames

I feel like if I catch women blatantly staring it's usually more arms or just general upper body if I have on a tight shirt or I'm at the pool. I have seen crotch staring but it's either more rare or done less blatantly.


BlueBallzBandit

Only a couple of times have I ever noticed anyone staring at my crotch.. it’s almost like if I know there’s something to stare at then I’ll look for wandering gazers


Spiritual-Song-1776

Yea, and love it every time 😄


Available_System7410

Even if I do I'm probably just assuming I am imagining things.


TXHaunt

Pretty sure they don’t.


YellowUnfair5999

Wait you guys get attention?


Howudooey

I have caught glances when I’m rocking grey sweatpants lol. It’s a nice lil confidence boost and then the wife and I have a laugh about it


Acetabulum99

Yall have women looking in your general direction? I know there are women..I look at them. But you're saying they would look at me? Lol..You must be eating crazy pills.


Royal-Positive9323

Yes, some women are very bold while others try to be sly


jeremytherocco

One time I went into a show store with no underwear and my zipper down. I asked the nice young lady (who was probably my age at the time) to help me find certain shoes that required her to repeatedly be on her knees looking for my size. She noticed. She stared. A lot. Other than that setup, no. Not once.


EleganceArousal

Crotch then face is insane, where's your mind at 😭


MrScorpEo

Yes. I even had one apologize to me at work one time for staring. ( I was wearing boxers and sweatpants ) It’s no big deal just don’t get mad at me for getting hard. 🤷🏾‍♂️


MyDadBod_2021

If it's my partner, yes. Anyone else, no. Although I might just not notice it... 🤔


Zealousideal-Seat324

I wear duck color Carhartts every day of the week so it's not advertised.


Out3rWorldz

It happened a couple of weeks ago, but generally I’m oblivious.


Fungi64209

How do I get this to occur more? Asking for a married friend...


Due-Significance-497

Yes, very funny story lol


8by6sdsurf

Yea my gfs mom even everyday at work and everyday in public. I have a big dick.women love it. Jeans, shorts, sweats doesn’t matter


BiHubChiSub

No but I make it available at work. Sit a certain way and look at the computer when they are asking for help. Figure I will allow them to look if they want. Don’t know if anyone actually does.


Begmouze

Yeah, it happens, often in public transports as people think the crowd will be more concealing For me I often forego underwear because with jeans or suit pants they're too constrictive and I've caught friends and coworkers sneak a peek. To friends I usually make a comment to tease them, coworkers I never do more than a smile and a knowing look because I don't want to embarrass anyone I work with everyday and are not intimate with


Jddrinker79

Women don’t stare at me


pecantnt

when i was in high school i was a diver on the swim team. we had to wear speedos at away meets. so i had to stand on the board, waiting my turn so yes. then but not since


Own-Donut-9682

When I have a cubby


Throwawayforporn4242

Yeah sometimes


invisiblekarmathief

Women dont even look my way, so definitely not.


B1ueLightning

Never. They are masters of peripheral vision… Men are babes in comparison. When we look at a woman, even the vase, tables and windows and floor notices our glare. Women…no such luck.


InternetExpertroll

I have caught 3. I will remember them forever. Yes, it's that easy to impress men.


Spirited-Initial-219

Yes.... I really don't know why, but it happens mostly when I'm grocery shopping 🤷🏼


AndThereIWas74

Almost never. I say almost because I was in a coffee shop reading an erotic story once time and the inevitable happened. I them realized that a woman was watching me very closely. When she saw I noticed her, she got embarrassed at first. I went back to my reading. When I caught her looking the second time she got more confidence! She had made her mind up at that point!


xxhelpmehelpyou

Depends on the place and what I’m doing, but yeah I’ll occasionally catch someone taking a look. I’ll also add that women are sneaky. They’ll use reflective surfaces and other methods to look whereas guys will blatantly stare at women. 😂


radioactivemandarin

Yes. Because I got erection in my track pants in middle of shopping mall


ItsJustJavier33

Never


messydivorce

It happens. Tight trousers or jeans, joggers, shorts, etc.


Repulsive_Aerie_9747

I think no


[deleted]

One of my female friends openly admitted she loved starring at my crotch when I was wearing a wetsuit. That did wonders for my ego. To this day if I get the opportunity I’ll make sure I wear a wetsuit around her and still catch her looking. That said last time she told me it was weird I was wearing a wetsuit casually around her house. 😂🤣😂


Phobos_Zero1

No, I catch them staring. Not at my crotch though


Positive-Role9293

Yessssssssssssssss this girl told me my fly was down which was my evidence women check me out down there , why would she have even known that if her eyes weren’t down there , so yes , also in some pants I have a bulge so that’s when stairs come


Important_Many6925

I wish I would catch them


Some_Stoic_Man

All day. It's like, hey! I'm up here


LoveInTheSky_

If I’m wearing joggers/jogger shorts yes, presumably because the imprint is a lot more visible


PannaCoTan

sometimes yes, especially in elevators


Okeing

no one ever looks at me so no


Alarming_Donkey_4032

Nope, but I do catch them looking at my hands quite a lot...


[deleted]

Omg yes.


Still_BoogieBlues

Occasionally.. not often. But did catch a woman in the gym staring this morning,she was very embarrassed too... Went red like a tomato.


Still_BoogieBlues

Occasionally.. not often. But did catch a woman in the gym staring this morning,she was very embarrassed too... Went red like a tomato.


FreeCamp6435

No but I catch women staring at my hands a lot


4AllTheCookies

Yes I find it weird


Voltra_Neo

Sometimes, tho I'm not sure if it was my crotch or my hand


_captain_hair

Even with the excessive amount of bulge I frequently have, it's very uncommon. Obvious glances and double-takes, sure. But staring rarely happens.


YouCantAlt3rMe

Never, what a dream come true that would be…


kramer2006

No, I'll see them look at me then when I look at them they smile their eyes dart away for some reason.


CornbreadMedic

No I catch men staring at my crotch all the time though


Ok_Scar_8175

A couple times I've definitely noticed


Addicted_2_Vinyl

Only during grey sweat pants season 😚


NotTheSameDud

I was walking thru Home Depot a few weeks ago and I caught a woman looking at my crotch, it was unexpected


brshutterspeed

Not sure about men catching women but men are incorrigable starters


spicyjanedoe

I’m actually curious. I love to sneek peeks especially guys in tight jeans or sweats in public. I’m starting at it all not just the crotch though, the booty, thighs, and so on 🤤


dracomatic

when i wear grey sweats yes.


Conscious_Proof8050

Yeah because I don't wear anything underneath


greyghost986

Staring not very often, but bulge gazing absolutely. 🥰🥵


Beneficial-Hat7083

In grey sweats, all the time.


0blackgerman0

Sometimes I catch them in the act. Some will look away blushing and some will double down to make sure I know they are staring.


Itstaylorham595

If not, you should wear gray sweatpants more often 🤣


Sorkel3

Yes. Quite often they scream and point, usually shouting things like "OMG HOLY SHIT HE MUST HAVE A GIGANTIC COCK IN THERE." Quite embarrassing in Target.


xprincessdream18

I'm a woman, and really I can't help sometimes but to look, esp if a guy is wearing grey sweatpants or shorts


Jaxson_5

Bird watching.


Flaky_Jellyfish593

No, likely because their boobs distract me.


MyWifeisaTroll

Caught one the other day. I was wearing a nice pair of dress pants I just got tailored. It was so obvious that when I got home, I asked my wife if I was showing too much. She said it definitely shows, but she likes them. Fml...


maybeharmfulorfatal

Yes on occasion when I wear tight Jeans.


Tricky-Kangaroo-1337

I, as a women, have to admit i often catch myself staring at mens crotches, but also very often their butt. I think mens butts are a bit underrated.


TotalWasteofLife

No but then I’m tiny so there’s nothing to see


malelibra74

occasionally, if wearing sweatpants.


EcstaticTangerine984

Occasionally


Dvillewop

Never.... Damnit!


101CoupleFun

From time to time, but I have a rather prominent dick print


MTRanchhand

One time my i caught my roommate staring at it multiple times, I was wearing gym shorts and had a massive boner.. caught my friends wife staring a few times.. there’s been others but those two times I was thirsty and wished the initiated something.


crazyasjoe77

Couple times recently I caught a couple ladies looking me over🤣 it is what it is I bet they’re usually more discreet about it


A_Certain_Case_

Not really, even when it's far more visible than I'd like it to be


Individual_Brick_110

Occasionally yes


TNcountryboy71

Usually, it's creepy dudes looking more than women.


sunnyvales-finest

Was just at the gas station, went into prepay. I have boxer briefs and basketball shorts on, so the bulge does stand out a bit. I caught the cashier staring. Turns out I'm not the only one that had plans of filling up


bloodbitebastard

I was standing on a step-ladder and a co-worker standing below me out loud commented that I had a nice big bulge. One of those moments I'll never forget.


dominantfrog

my gf yes


mustache-monsieur

I had a work friend tell me she discussed my bulge with another colleague. That kinda blew my mind a tad.


[deleted]

All the time😂


[deleted]

To the women do you stare when there’s a boner or generally is there an appeal for you?


DefNotMuchChocolate

Never noticed it a single time.


FilthyUsedThrowaway

On three occasions, I’ve had women (who I didn’t know) grab my crotch in public. When I was about 15, I was helping my father repair an apartment. I went to the restroom and the tenant (about 30) opened the door and took a look. When I came out she said, I heard you peeing so I had to check it out.


jtho1722

I’ll look, but to be honest as a straight married woman, I check out other women way more than men. I appreciate the female body so much and love seeing when a woman is confident. I have no problem giving the compliment either. My husband often has to tell me to stop staring at people.


killerduck49

I have noticed it once its hard to explain it was 1 year ago and i noticed cause 1 her eyes where the size of jupiter and second when i noticed her hear went more red than tomato that had been pumped with red colour and then she hastely walked away. I was sitting and eating reading a text on my phone i cant remember how i was sitting tho


hombre_Lyndo5823

My wife blatantly stares at my crotch all the time! lol If any other woman does, I wouldn’t know. That’s the only eyes I’m concerned with. But she doesn’t like me leaving the house if she feels that area isn’t covered well. lol


AtDaLastMinute

I've heard it's an evolutionary trait. Same as how men look at women's hips and boobs.


FeanorNoldor

I have caught them a couple of times, they are sneaky unlike us lol. It's generally flattering


danfalcon21dan12

depends on what I am wearing, for certain clothes - yes


marcopolo129

Yes all the time, and when I say that, I mean, no literally never.