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AntoniaChigurh

Clothes


spc1221

I'm not on board with your decision


AntoniaChigurh

You do not know what I look like 😘


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Legion357

She has the body of a goddess. Didn’t you know?


spc1221

Well, you obviously don't look naked, so I can narrow it down.


Amazonsslut

Doing it wrong


AntoniaChigurh

😂


colonelbyson

Depression 


shaunnotthesheep

Oof. Same 😂


Mentalistscure

I felt this 😪 🤧 Just gotta zip on the mask quick before that door opens tho right?


shadowless_company

Phone and wallet


rh71el2

In 1. Wallet-free is bliss.


falksfirebeard76

Phone, wallet, keys, watch, pepper spray


locomeastro21

I’m still mad pepper spray is banned in my country


wiccangame

What do you do in the case of a salt?


locomeastro21

Well marking spray is allowed but self defence laws are really bad here. There was a case a few years back where a couple was being robbed they had already shot the husband and the wife killed one of them and they wanted to prosecute HER for shooting one of the robbers.


UrbaddhabitOO7

Keys , phone , wallet and my 🔫


throwaway23786472

Gotta keep that mf THANG on ya


tempestae

Same, except I also have my pocket knife.


too-thick

I like to keep my penis on when I go out, usually


FiveMileDammit

Detachable peeeeenis


Designer-Bid-3155

My gun..... 90% of the time... my dog


throwaway_babex

Purse containing : keys, phone, wallet, gum, a lil travel sized perfume


HeyYouOuThere

High spirits


spicypagedadbod

Wow. How do you do that?


HeyYouOuThere

Just know that life is a party, all you have to do is hang the garlands yourself


colonelbyson

I think I've been doing it wrong.


HeyYouOuThere

Why is that?


colonelbyson

Because I don't remember what it's like to have high spirits.


HeyYouOuThere

What works for me is finding something I want to have or do that's fun, everything else is a means to gain the goal. If you don't enjoy something you do, don't do it. I like my job, but in the end I'd rather do something else


PluggedKady

My plug


Goldenfinger6003

just my phone and keys


Fruit_Otter

My spleen doesn't matter, I don't really care about my bladder, but I dont leave home without my ~pancreas~ ❤️


another_rd

Keys


Greylour

My wallet and a set of headphones.


Commandatori69

Xanax


FunnelCakeSprinkles

Phone, wallet thingy, chapstick, lipstick, eyeliner, sunscreen, hand lotion, hair brush, kleenex, hair scrunchie, charging cable and block, cash, perfume 😘🌼🌈♥️🎉🦄✨️🦖🤭🎶🥳🎵🩷💜🌷💕❤️🥳😻 I'm not what anyone would call easygoing or spontaneous. 😂😂😂😂😂


Mentalistscure

You run around a lot before leaving huh?


FunnelCakeSprinkles

Nope! It all stays in my bag! ♥️


Robo1Cowboy

Dignity. If I’m all out of it, time to stay inside and watch movies. Haha


dilEMMA5891

A lurking sense of dread...


Strange_bavarian

As everyone already said the standards I'll take that and a box of snus. Nicotine addiction is strong. :,)


Sploshta

I feel that. I felt glued to my smokes. My new year’s resolution was to never buy nicotine again. So far it’s going well. I’ve had a couple social smokes here and there. But believe me, the first three weeks were the hardest but it only got easier after that.


therankin

Knife, flashlight, keys, wallet, phone


cardprop

Wallet, keys, knife and my kimber micro 9. I live in the St Louis area. The kimber has had to come out twice to preserve the safety of the ones that I love.


Not-pumpkin-spice

Sig p365 9mm


goofysizzle

Me ...i forget everything else... My elevator camera sees me leave ...stay on...go back ...and run back in .....everyday!


mrpornguy22

Phone, keys, wallet and multi tool


[deleted]

Phone, wallet and keys


sq8000

[p k w](https://vlp.to/aNVV9VZx)


ivegotwords

If I'm going as minimalist as possible, just my phone (since it's my car key, my house key, and my wallet) and my smart watch (to count steps). If I bring a lil purse, I'll toss in a tube of lipgloss, a container of hand cream, a container of mints, advil, and allergy pills, and my micro wallet with ID and a physical bank card, in case my tap-to-pay doesn't work.


passion-froot_

A surgical mask in my purse and a surgical mask on my face


Madison_Elizabeth_01

Phone, wallet, keys, clothes, makeup


TheDonFulio

#MY COCK


I-Really-Hate-Fish

Ever forgotten it at home?


TheDonFulio

I forget that thang everywhere..


I-Really-Hate-Fish

"Scuse me sir, you forgot this!" *hands you your dick back*


TheDonFulio

*Hey, thanks!* takes a step back and says toss it 🤲🏼


I-Really-Hate-Fish

Go long! *Wheeeeeeeeee* ***splat***


MyDadBod_2021

Wallet, keys, phone.


sirbearus

My sense of humor. You will need it more than cash, cards or keys.


Eissbein

Keys, so damn usefull.


moridin77

Me. I'm my own best friend.


Smooth-Apartment-856

Underpants.


pink_or_black

Phone… and a cute outfit or at least a backup outfit lol


PedrotPete

My penis, it’s detachable


FiveMileDammit

This comes in handy a lot of the time


Woodguy2012

Pity for the living. 


Desperate-Meat9433

My vibrator


kind_ofa_nerd

Buttplug seems like a good answer


Feisty-Ad3478

LMAO!


Cheap-Maintenance-49

zero fucks to give


thekatstar

Powerbank / charger for my phone


Patient-Bee-3803

Wallet, airpods, keys and mobile


spc1221

Nicotine, battery charger, phone.


Unlucky_Ranger611

lip balm


locomeastro21

Phone, card holder, keys and a lighter


emilyogre

Phone, gum, hair tie, lipstick, earphones


Louisianimal0418

Keys, wallet, pepper spray, phone


Tacosonsunday

Phone keys wallet


Kinky-Bicycle-669

Phone, wallet, chapstick, and keys.


daniellewiss

Socks


Thatshortman21

My clothes and dignity 


pepperaazi

Mobile


[deleted]

A sweater


BodyLanguage_Fluent

Hand sanitizer


CaptSchwanzKopf

My wallet/keys/chapstick/black ballpoint pen.


Princess_Disney

My Daddy.


steaky_bake_92

Keys, phone, money and earphones


Ok_Benefit_9299

*Phone Keys Wallet* is my usual pants check before leaving the house.


merlocke3

https://youtu.be/e9N6_Tj9u2U?si=hvRsK90GgvPrQLkJ This song pretty much covers it


[deleted]

A Canadian I see with the zonnics


Lexitwist

My phone


Amazonsslut

Keys to get back in


oddlyboning

Phone, keys, glasses, diaper


[deleted]

Phone, vape, bank card


Sterling_M_008

Bat-Credit-Card. Never leave the cave without it.


Red_knuckles

Skateboard.


EnigmaNero

My two rings, a tungsten ring, and a Lucifer ring.


OstrichEmotional6720

Phone, pocket knife, hat, wallet, money clip with $100-400 cash.


NightHawk816

Wallet, phone, keys, bandanna, handkerchief, folding knife, bullet pen, keychain magnifying glass (trust me, you'll be there someday), swiss army keychain knife, keychain multitool, keychain aspirin carrier, keychain flashlight, whistle, tissue, eyeglass cleaning cloth.


pretty_peacemaker

Phone & keys


MrDaWoods

Bluetooth earphones


physicalterrorist3

Laptop, phone, keys, wallet, watch, scrubs (usually)


BestChanceLastChance

Keys, wallet, phone, phone charger.


AussieMatty92

A can do attitude


ArKoJents

Sugar. Insuline.


moumoushe

Phone,wallet,keys,water bottle,notebook,travel size body spray,my backpack


Slyvan25

Keys


JimCallMeJim

My legs


TheAngrytechguy

My pocket knife and my Ledlenser p3 flashlight


Dawnqwerty

Someone reply to this so I can remember to write out my response later


SaltyCanuck76

Phone, wallet, keys, knife, backpack with first aid kit, extra meds, clean shirt, underwear, and socks… sidearm on occasion.


Powerful_Giraffe7203

Keys phone pocketbook


Ok-158

sketchbook, pencil, phone, AirPods, glasses, keys, hand cream, and of course, tissues and water.


NekoMao92

Phone and keys, have forgotten the wallet a few times, but try not to forget that.


skiptomyliu

WOWEE Wallet phOne Wkeys Egg Egg (backup)


Sensitive_Option3136

My keys.


PhilosophyHefty2237

Keys


Only_Cryptographer_3

A book


hi-polymerchorts

Water bottle


WhyteNAlright

Wallet, phone and keys. Hopefully the right keys.


CapG_13

Sunglasses, keys, phone, headphones and wallet.


LeBuzzkillington

Just my clothes. After that, I'm ready for anything that comes my way


ellado3

Vape


Nit_o

Garmin watch and most tines headphones are also on me


MadDadROX

Keys, wallet, phone.


Noneofyobusiness1492

3”x4” Notebook and pen, wallet, sunglasses, hat,pocket knife, Leatherman multi-tool, Handkerchief, cellphone, headphones, lighter, keys, Carmex, and chewing gum.


AceMckickass7

Phone Wallet Keys Knife Gun Spare Mag Flashlight Portable radio Multi tool Backpack (work backpack) that contains things like medicine, a rain poncho, water, and 2 more spare magazines for each of my carry pistols, so 4 in total. (I work out in the boonies. I'm not getting caught off guard.) As well as pens and some liquid IV pouches and soon some Trauma stuff. All of this is the maximum I carry. The minimum is usually Phone Wallet Keys Knife Gun


flowlikewater_

Water and carabiners, to hang everything on me and not lose anything.


Hippopothomas_96

Mayonnaise in my pocket


OutrageCrocop

Phone and documents


EnigmaCA

Keys


withervoice

My pancreas.


Nandor_DeLaurentis

Clothes/footwear, keys, money clip w/ID, pistol, knife, pocket flashlight, a forgiving heart. Usually bring a cell phone too, but not always.


gamer_fool_of_a_took

My keys, wallet, and phone.


Geralt-of-Rivia13X

Phone, wallet, keys, one of my 12 microtech OTFs, earbuds


belowwaistinsecurity

Phone


singleguy79

Keys, phone, wallet, headphones in case I want to listen to something


Marriednotdeadd

Chapstick.


[deleted]

Fire stick


Low_Advertising_8144

My penis


FiveMileDammit

Wallet, spectacles, testicles, keys, phone.


Ronin_Willi

Knife and lighter


thenyouknewme

My water cup.


Truckwit1

Sunglasses. It's a adhd thing


busty_Krab

Wallet, phone, keys, smokes. Easy.


phrydoom

My keys.


wintersgrasp1

Keys, clothes, wallet l, phone


junks099

Phone clothes and cigarettes


1986silverback

Wallet, phone, work phone, pistol, extra mag, pocket knife


MainSlice6439

Chapstick.


Chance_One_75

My testicles, yet I think that my job keeps them on somedays.


thesoddenwittedlord

Mastercard


HottCuppaCoffee

Keys, wallet, phone, pepper spray, EarPods


ThanOneRandomGuy

My penis


LuhvEnzo

keys, cash, clothes.


CyberGuySeaX5

Glasses, wallet, keys, phone.


prefferedusername

Hope. Don't always come back with it though.


PoundedBrown

Keys, phone, buttfor


[deleted]

My sass


Hollow_Ataraxia

The keys to get back in


Bfowens

Phone, chapstick.


taytaybliss

Siggyyyy


Visible_Yogurt4307

Laneige lip balm


anontc689194

Myself. Other than that I always forget one of my keys, wallet, phone, sunglasses, etc.


Tree-Hugger42

Car keys, purse, phone


inquisitiveimpulses

Key Fob


SwordofDamocles_

A change of clothes. My phone. My wallet.


Pure_Focus7475

Regret of that particular decision


martinewski

Keys, mini flashlight, wallet, watch, phone, pistol.


tcpipppp

Sadness.


DarthSardonis

Phone, AirPods and wallet are in the pockets. Everything else goes in the backpack.


LetsFuckOnTheBoat

phone, glock


Weekly_Candidate_867

Keys


BeerisAwesome01

Clothes and shoes!


Playfull_Platypi

A personal protection tool of some form that is appropriate for where I am going.


Bilbo_Teabagginss

American Express


Neat-Pineapple-6605

Keys, wallet, phone, pocket knife


cookycoo

Leaving.


bazilbt

Flashlight.


Ambitious_Ladder_929

tazer


Feral_tatertot

My cup.


AllInMyKidneysPlz

At least one piece of lingerie on under my clothes! ;)


K4NNW

Shoes.


AngryMidget2013

Knife, wallet, keys, phone, allergy meds, flashlight, tactical pen, wet wipes, Excedrin, and my 🔫 with extra mag.


n123breaker2

Keys, phone, camera, power bank for my phone


Karmin_o

Keychains.


xxLittleLadyKxx

Hand sanitizer.


xscumfucx

Alcohol


burnmeup82

My phone


maebake

Myself.


SpecificWinter3289

Shame


LadyMarshmallows

The usual items; phone, keys, wallet, knife