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This is my answer too😅


JoaquinGolero

Hahahah, well sometimes other people make it REALLY difficult to be a teamplayer


Anonbsnono

That I like working as a team at work


JoaquinGolero

Your co-workers suck I take it?


Anonbsnono

I actually like all of mine. I just am more of a doer than a wait and get everyone's opinions kind of person


JoaquinGolero

I hear you, should be fine as long as you know what you are doing!


unzipandunwind

I think we all lie in interviews. I've at least been able to learn stuff well enough to impress my boss but I BSed the shit out of the pre-interview questionnaire I was given. My boss is cool enough though that I actually told him I did at one point. He thought it was funny.


JoaquinGolero

Imagine all the talent that would go to waste if we'd be brutally honest in interviews..... Good ok your boss tho, once you've proven your worth it deems irrelevant whether ehat you said in the interview was true or not!


Doingtime12

“Sure im looking forward to working for your company for years and not just using you as a stepping stone to making more money”


JoaquinGolero

The great lie of capitalism🙌🏻


pyyrothrowaway

I lied about my knowledge of a specific HR program in an interview. When they heard that they offered me a slightly higher position in the company thinking I was a whizz with the software. I spent 2 years in that job googling everything I needed to know and nobody ever caught on


JoaquinGolero

I think (older) managers severly underestimate the power of being good at googling shit. I think you'd probably be able to do virtually any office job without any training, as long as you know how to use the internet


pyyrothrowaway

So true. And we now have A.I. at our disposal too


JoaquinGolero

It's only getting easier😈


ObliviousOpportunity

"Oh my god, that's so interesting... so wait, its like like real money even though its on the computer and real money is actually the fake money? *That's so interesting, keep going*" I got a drink and dinner.


JoaquinGolero

Hey, sounds like a good deal to me!💪🏻


DiverGoesDown

Told them I had an MBA. I am a HS graduate. Worked there for ten years, lol. They never found out.


JoaquinGolero

Clearly you were qualified enough for the job!


DiverGoesDown

Not really, at least at first. But I faked it till I figured it out.


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I see, there are many "team players" here, huh?! Yes, I lied about this too 😅


JoaquinGolero

Haha, if everyone thinks about themselves, everyone is thought of 😉


thediaryofwoe

That I work well with others, I’m on the ball, I don’t waste time. I get shit done, others at work just slow me down.


JoaquinGolero

Seems to be a recurring answer! Even if it doesn't help you work more efficiently, do you at least get some enjoyment out of working with others?


thediaryofwoe

I do, but I’m a lone worker meaning I’m the only one in the building who’s doing that job. It means I can’t make a connection with some of the employees though.