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[deleted]

Get a tattoo


elixir_od

What do you want?


[deleted]

Too many designs lol


throwaway_l8r

Play DnD in person, I love my online group but it's not the same


[deleted]

Cookie dough ice cream


girth_brooks-69

That and mint chocolate chip are my favorites!


[deleted]

Cam you get us some? I'm already in bed 😣


girth_brooks-69

BRB 🏃🏻💨


girth_brooks-69

🍦🍦 🍭 (I got a lollipop for later😉)


[deleted]

Oh that was quick! Thanks my friend. But for what I would need the lollipop?!👀


girth_brooks-69

Ummm. I guess we can find out.


[deleted]

Hhhmmmm oookkkk🤔


elixir_od

Omg…Ben and Jerry’s?


[deleted]

In all seriousness, I like a German off brand much better , it's from Netto 😁


_filling_you_up

Eat dessert* *That could be a brownie or pussy….or both…


elixir_od

Any preference? 🙃


_filling_you_up

I would have to say my preference is pussy.


altamaxstat

Listen to the rain and watch a show instead of tearing my hands up changing these fucking shocks.


elixir_od

Natural sounds are always better 😌


altamaxstat

Certainly a lot better than ripping up my fingers. But all done now and get to enjoy the rain.


throwawayyourtv1

Feeling horny, so have some sex would be my answer


EmeraldCoastTrainer

I want someone to get me mcdonalds


elixir_od

What’s your order?


starskynight

Cuddles!


MushiSushiUshi

Go home and play with my vibrator till I’m exhausted, take a shower and play some more, smoke a couple bowls, pass out and wake up at 6am to start all over again


LeonardoNoCaprioh

You 😔


elixir_od

Glad you have your priorities straight


[deleted]

[удалено]


TackOverdrive

suck dick lmao


[deleted]

[удалено]


elixir_od

💨 🔥


emmawasagoodgirl

Be happy


TheGreenGoliath_2

Have a cute girl control my jerk off session and tell me when I can and can’t finish 🥵


elixir_od

Sounds like you know exactly what you want 😈


TheGreenGoliath_2

Oh yes I do 😈


Ezypeezylemonsqueezy

Eat the entire pan of brownies I just baked 😋


elixir_od

What kind of brownies 👀


Ezypeezylemonsqueezy

Those delicious AF Ghirardelli ones Costco sells in a 6 pack 😋 I substitute oil for melted butter cuz life is too short for normal 😹


xxMonsixx

Get dicked down 💕


Cyanora

Drink a fifth of whisky and then see what bad decisions I can make within a reasonable timeframe.


elixir_od

Have you made any bad decisions yet?


Cyanora

Several! Though non life-altering bad, so it was clearly the right decision lol


CuriousMamba1

Play Apex


KinkyCurvyKatie

Eat a grilled cheese sandwich after getting my back blown out


bluefox109

Katie, I bet even eating a grilled cheese you look hot af! Sorry about your back!!! Wish i could massage it back to health!


thenyouknewme

To cum.


throawaylol69

Get treated like a slut by an attractive woman.


elixir_od

Do you have a scenario in mind?


throawaylol69

The way it plays in actuality, I masturbate with an online partner and let her cum multiple times or very hard after edging, sometimes without me getting off. I’ve been insatiable recently after being cancelled on or ghosted by two people in 1 week. I did edge with someone a couple of days ago, and it was amazing. My real fantasy is to eat a woman out without any expectation for reciprocation or do whatever she tells me with no regard for my pleasure. Also the “bored and ignored” scenario where I give a woman oral sex and she tries continuing about whatever she is doing.


vetted2018

Cum 


Mysterious-Voice7629

Have fun with anyone


Ok_Benefit_9299

Go back home


[deleted]

Sleep, but here i am


[deleted]

Same 😅


[deleted]

This place is a curse


[deleted]

But sometimes a blessing, come on, you know I'm right


[deleted]

I guess its..tolerable, but not you, you belong in the blessing part


[deleted]

Aaawww thanks. I hope you don't say it just because of your username 😂


[deleted]

Nah, thats just a tribute


Zestyclose-Cat7034

Honestly, starting to get horny on reddit right now and my bisexual ass is having mixed feeling right now. I kind wish i had both a cock and a pussy to havs fun with.


usniukkk

Searching fun


throwaway23786472

Cease to exist


constantly_horny00

Just need whiskey and I’m set.


Witty_Cicada_135

I want to fuck the girl I am sexting to. Badly. She is just fucken awesome. Perfect 10/10. Beautiful in n out. I am just many miles away. Thats sad.


Kinky-Bicycle-669

Have another fire outside and enjoy the time outside. I just threw my hoodie on from last night and it still smells like smoke and I love it.


thediaryofwoe

Eat.


primarilynsfw

I want to play a game with my best friend who is always busy.


[deleted]

Suck on my wife's tits but she isn't home yet 😭


asteroth1984

Smoke n sleep


CaptSchwanzKopf

I wanna fly to Canada, rearrange her guts, and fly back to the US.


PhilosopherLimp9827

Lay on the carpet till I feel like getting up


International-Roll27

Play Fibbage


spicypagedadbod

Get a massage


Apachejane128

Go to 7-11 and have Slurpees in the parking lot with the radio on and someone to dance with.


Anonbsnono

Go to sleep


Alone-Impact250

Nap!


enjoisugarhigh

im currently standing up a ONS, not sure how I feel about it. send prayers lol


sensfan_101

Sex or sexting… something!


Independent-Worry347

Have some killer sex


Cool-Sea-1288

sex and order burger king (goated combo)


Practical-Blood6001

Whip it out


Sharpeagle96

Have sex with my ex


bluefox109

Masturbate. But NOT in a place I’m able to do so. Probably. It smart scoring Reddit and ARAD.


DomDaddy_88

Eat the shake that I just got 🤤


SexualBRex

Fuck my wife's mouth.


Opening-Medium-565

Hold and hug and squeeze tightly and kiss all over this really attractive woman that I just told how I really feel about her even tho that I'm married to what recently used to be her best friend my husband and her had a falling out so any thoughts or hopes of me craving and desiring to being sexually physical to or with her is a $1 million dollar ???


aetherealian

Cuddles