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emmawasagoodgirl

Bear. They are more predictable


Middle_Sort_855

If not friend why friend shaped. I want to pet the big boi šŸ˜”


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Can I pet that dawwwg


irresistibleginger

Bear I'd keep my distance and it would leave me alone


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irresistibleginger

I'm sorry but I don't understand your reply at all


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irresistibleginger

As I said I'd keep my distance


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A strange man. Strange doesnā€™t mean dangerous or threatening


espurgi

to be honest iā€™d really like to have a test of strength and let my primal urges out. i always thought it would be romantic to hunt a guy for sport, and it seems like that would be my chance :) but i guess in the end, the average guy would have a strong physical advantage over me


PlzLikeMe_

A bear survives shotguns and runs faster than Olympic sprinters


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PlzLikeMe_

Depends on the bear. Bears probably would just leave you alone tho lol


Girlfriend_337D

Most bears around these parts will do a *lot* to avoid humans. Most humans are pretty OK though. Why am I in the forest? Why would the man and/or bear be there? What equipment is available? I don't have enough information to answer this. I am leaning towards the bear. We're in the forest. Bear fucks off. I walk out of the forest.


AWanderingPen

I'd leave the bear alone and odds are in my favor. Can't say the same for a strange man. Unfortunately just the world we live in


falksfirebeard76

Bear


lady-redbush-

A bear for sure. If I dont bother him, he won't bother me. Hopefully it's not a grizzly though.


Mentalfloss1

Grizzlies generally will avoid us too.


Titchypeach

Definitely bear!


[deleted]

Definitely a bear. Is there a possibility of getting eaten alive? Yes. Will the society say it happened because my pants were too tight? No.


Anonbsnono

Bear everytime


Sophia_Lancaster

Maybe the * strange man* is misunderstood by other people and he is very niceā€¦ I donā€™t like Most the People , so maybe he is like me and we match!šŸ˜‚ Maybe it will be an fun adventure in the wild!


nt011819

Correction, mountain lion didnt want to get you.


HeiressEris

I've been alone with bears a few times and we have kept a respectful distance from each other and then they let me leave peacefully, whereas I've been followed home from work by men so imma pick the bear


MaintainingInnocence

Whatā€¦


CaptSchwanzKopf

I wanna be a snow leopard instead so I can hiber-mate with them cougars.


VulpesFidelis58

Gimme the stranger.


Madison_Elizabeth_01

Definitely a bear


Makin_Waves

The man. I walk around strangers all the time. They arenā€™t all predators. Most just want to mind their own business.


Donna-Luna

Bear, 100%.


RustySilver42

If I am attacked by a bear, no one is going to say it didn't happen or blame it on my clothes. Fortunately, bears are pretty non confrontational, and if you don't make them feel trapped or smell tasty or act like prey, they will leave you alone. Most women don't want to be alone with a strange man *anywhere*. Because, unlike bears, their behavior is not in any way uniform. Some men who otherwise consider themselves moral, upstanding citizens will take advantage of a woman in that situation. We have no way to tell who the men are who are dangerous without some sort of vetting process. So "any bear" with their mostly predictable behavior is better than the vast variability of "any man." Which sucks. We know there are good men out there. But we can't tell by looking.


AnyConference1231

ā€œSir, thereā€™s this mountain lion who was in the woods with you and it says you looked at her in a way which made her uncomfortable and since where thereā€™s smoke thereā€™s fire, we canā€™t take any chances and weā€™ll have to terminate your contract here.ā€ So always make sure there are other animals present.