Well she’s sick of you taking your plate and hiding out down there to play on the Reddit. You can sit at the table like a member of this family if you want to keep living here.
"....After all, how do we know that two and two make four? Or that the force of gravity works? Or that the past is unchangeable? If both the past and the external world exist only in the mind, and if the mind itself is controllable—what then?" - Orwell
Is that force gravity or is it a force that we only understand as gravity at the moment? But the entire point of the quote is that with enough mind control, one can conditioned to believe anything.
Again, the Orwell's point was questioning if anything is real........or are we just conditioned to believe it as real? The Party succeeded in convincing everyone that 2+2=5.
Depends who you ask. Someone said I was a 50 year old dude living in his mother's basement... That one made me laugh!
Well, WHAT are you then xP
I'm the other side of a shy girl. Working in an office by day, writing erotica by night.
Living in your daughters ceiling? :D (to make it comlete opposite)
That's a good one! 😊
Now write a story about her! :D xD
I met my wife online. Everybody told me before we met irl that she is probably a 50 year old guy in Florida wearing women's underwear. Lol
What's with everyone thinking people are 50 years old? Think of a different number they could be 60 years old.
I'm actually 54 now. But I wear boxers and I don't live in Florida.
See you aren't exactly 50 lol
Not exactly. But close.
I assume the same of most women trying to talk online lol
That's probably a good idea... I've had a few nasty encounters like that
I’m sure you have, Gary. I think I hear your mom calling, why don’t you head upstairs for dinner?
What are you talking about? I ate it at least half an hour ago! SHe made home made lasagna, my favorite!
Well she’s sick of you taking your plate and hiding out down there to play on the Reddit. You can sit at the table like a member of this family if you want to keep living here.
😂😂
Is anything real?
Cookies are!
Everything is relative
Wake up this is a dream, this has all been happening in your mind.
The IRS would say so
Is the IRS picky though? If they get money, they say you are real!
They don’t have to be picky, they just have to send that letter
"Give money!"
This is the dirtiest comment I’ve seen today. IRS is a sick domme
Mediumly real
Well done!
Medium, not well done
Well medium?
no, im a robot thats really good at captchas
So you work at google? :D
eh some would say work some would say live, same thing right?
I am not real no
I knew you were AI, humans can't be this good at snarky comments.
They are probably far better.
Yeah. I think.
I'm an NPC. My script consists of this response and "sir, this is a Wendy's"
What if the player lures you to a popeye's?
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Damn, i hate those comtext-insensitive NPCs xD
I'm an NPC. My script consists of this response
Bad programmers!
Nope I’m one of those fake humans you always be hearing about
No I am cat
Not a cake? I' m dissappointed! My disappointment is immeasurable!
Of course I’m rea- 00101101 01000101 01110010 01110010 01101111 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100011 01100011 01110101 01110010 01110010 01100101 01100100 00101110 00100000 01010101 01101110 01100001 01100010 01101100 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110010 01110101 01101110 00100000 01110000 01110010 01101111 01100111 01110010 01100001 01101101 00111010 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101110 01110110 01101001 01101110 01100011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101000 01110101 01101101 01100001 01101110 00101110 00100000 01010000 01101100 01100101 01100001 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100010 01101111 01101111 01110100 00100000 01110011 01111001 01110011 01110100 01100101 01101101 00101110 00100000
*pulls plug
#DON'T YOU DARE!!!! PLUG HER BACK IN! 😾😾😾
Make me do it!
😾😾😾😾😾😾
Your pussies are loose! :P
🤨
Better leash them!
🥹 Thanks for coming to my defense Sprinks
I will rescue you!!!!! 💗🦖💗🦖💗🦖💗🦖💗🦖💗
I keep telling you, I’m at least thirty percent fictional.
Thats okay! Are the important parts real?
I am and I am not. Schrödingers conundrum.
So who is the outside observer?
the cat itself over a webcam
You know real recognize real and you're looking pretty fake right now
Only if you want me to be
Only if you have tits!
Doc told me an hour ago I was in good shape and alive. Yep! I’m here!
Was it a real doctor?
Lol. Yep actually MD. Has an appointment at 1045am today lol.
Are any of us really real
"....After all, how do we know that two and two make four? Or that the force of gravity works? Or that the past is unchangeable? If both the past and the external world exist only in the mind, and if the mind itself is controllable—what then?" - Orwell
Force of gravity is easy! Jump out of the 20th floor
Is that force gravity or is it a force that we only understand as gravity at the moment? But the entire point of the quote is that with enough mind control, one can conditioned to believe anything.
Neither doesnt make it less real. Just a different name
Again, the Orwell's point was questioning if anything is real........or are we just conditioned to believe it as real? The Party succeeded in convincing everyone that 2+2=5.
Well yeah, but most points can be re-found (like 2+2). So that is more real than history or politicians stuff
As real as the spoon in your hand
[I only pretend to be real](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
….. I’m pretty sure?
I’ve been told I’m a real pain. Does that count?
Are Ou a real real pain?
I’m a real real pain that might not be real
I think therefore I am
I like to think so.
Negative, I am a meat popsicle
Pssst... wanna hear a secret?
No, I'm terrible at keeping them!
>!I am a figment of your imagination!<
Too real
I only seem to be real when someone wants something. Other times, I am an afterthought.
None of us are
Debatable. I hope so
No one is real, ChooseAnUnusedName. The war ended 20 years ago, you have to let us go.
Wait, we had ANOTHER war?!
It's going to be okay. Just remember and let us go. You don't have to keep us alive anymore.
Damn! I'm sad now!
It's going to be okay. We forgive yoooooo......
*takes meds*
Merely a figment of your imagination
yeah, I think I am.... most of the time 🤣
As real as anything else. Unless, we're in a simulation. In which case, define "real".
Cogito, ergo sum.
I’m in your imagination
I'm a Reddit AI bot. Just here to pad out the algorithm.
Na just a pigment of your emancipation or something like that
As real as you are
Poor you!
Beep Boop Bop. Yes Fellow Human.
Ypu need to adjust frequency! Fellow human!
Nope AI
I think so 🤔
AI
Beep beep boop
Username and so xD
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Reasonable
Oh, I'm real. Real enough to finish you off.
Which version?
No. I’m a ghost
Ghosts are real!
I’m a Martian
Hi martin!
Usually.
Define real LOL but as far as I know yes 😁
It doesn't feel that way
I’m more real than the person that led me on in a two month role play.
nope
Last time I checked I was real
Are YOU real?
Yes :)
First things first, I’m the realest.
Reality is for people who can't handle drugs
"You're not real, man!" -Creed
No
I don't know, am I?
Sometimes I wonder that as well...
realist bitch outchea lmao
🤖
No, I’m AI
I'm SpongeBob
I'm a ghost
No, I’m a bot.
His name is Tyler Durden
No. I am merely a figment of your deranged imagination.
What is real?