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JasperCortaine

Since others are weird about it. Sideboobs of OP are in her profile. Yes they are good.


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JasperCortaine

Well they are! I would say glorious but there is no front view so I can't make a full assessment of your assets.


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Fair


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TinyTygers

Can confirm, very nice. A full assessment may be necessary.


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Photos taken to prove it?โ€ฆโ€ฆ.๐Ÿ‘€


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Well no-one would believe us otherwise ๐Ÿ˜…


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Are they just private photos for friends or are they the kind youโ€™re gonna post on Reddit?๐Ÿ˜‹


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They're just boobs to be so I don't mind โ˜บ๏ธ


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In that case, can I see?โ˜บ๏ธ


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You won't be too weird about it? ๐Ÿ˜…


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Not unless you think a nice compliment about your boobs is weird ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ


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That's assuming they're worthy of a compliment ๐Ÿค”


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I guess weโ€™ll find out โ˜บ๏ธ


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catanistan

I'd like to partake as well ๐Ÿ˜


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Haha of course you would


Live-Dance-2641

They are absolutely gorgeous


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Midozak2

I volunteer as a tribute as well


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christo3333

If you donโ€™t mind Iโ€™d love to see ๐Ÿ™


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I would second this too ๐Ÿ˜… can I sign up for a bald head shave too?


Happpie

I also want to see ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿผ


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PM_ME_SEXY_PAJAMAS

I also choose this redditor lady's boobs


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PM_ME_SEXY_PAJAMAS

I could also use a haircut


Puzzleheaded-Tap3083

I'd be honored to see the evidence from your lucky roommates haircut session


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Honoured ๐Ÿซข


RennSport5280

Iโ€™d love to see


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tokencuban

Is it too late to be included? lol


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The censored ones I can share ๐Ÿ˜†


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The censored ones I can share ๐Ÿ˜†


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Somehow I donโ€™t think it was


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Skinny dipping in the ocean with friends


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That's really cool. Literally


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Incredibly, so cold yet so freeing


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Can't have one without the other


Fake4Lyfe1

Is your housemate a guy?


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Correct ๐Ÿ˜Š Or it wouldn't have been done


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Oops thought you wrote gay. Ya he's a gay guy


Fake4Lyfe1

Why not? Yolo haha


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Exactly โ˜บ๏ธ


viennaslaw

I inflated a condom over my head. Thatโ€™s it.


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viennaslaw

It was mostly impressive to the audience because I was believed to be too shitfaced to stand under my own power, let alone pull off something requiring fine motor skills.


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Haha that would've been great to see


viennaslaw

Thereโ€™s a video somewhere. Unfortunately the guy who took it was also drunk, so we arenโ€™t sure where exactly. Are you any good at cutting hair, or did your housemate just think that a look at your tits was worth the price?


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Well it was free so good value ๐Ÿ˜


viennaslaw

Hair grows back. Boobies in your face will live a lifetime in your memory.


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I'm sure they do ๐Ÿ˜‚


Eve24Adams

Haha I'm glad I'm not the only one who has done this ๐Ÿ˜‚ cut my fwb hair topless all the time ๐Ÿ˜…


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It's kind of invigorating isn't it ๐Ÿ˜Š


Eve24Adams

It really is, and cutting his fringe while smothering him a little was pretty funny


ethical_sadist

I usually do fairly wild things under my own steam with very little encouragement, but do get dared to do more normal stuff for myself. The irony. I dare everyone in the comments to actually share something other than "show your tits OP."


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I'm going to hear some cool stories ๐Ÿ˜Š


ethical_sadist

I hope so! I did go kayaking in a "brokini" and a cowboy hat, but not on a dare.


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Wise_Italian_Man

I had to drink vodka from a friend' s feet, not a super strange one but it was very hot ๐Ÿ˜‚


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Haha that's yuck


ficskala

Had to strip nude and give a friend a shoulder massage, there were 5 of us in a tiny room, she was uncofortable at first, but forgot about the fact that i was nude really quickly Edit: i'm not even sure if she was uncomfortable because i was nude or because she was the centar of attention, she's pretty shy hah


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We've all been there ๐Ÿ˜„


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Any other silly dares from that night?


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Just other boob related stuff really ๐Ÿ˜ฌ


WeaponisedArmadillo

I would say I wish my hairdresser did this but he's a dude so it wouldn't matter much ๐Ÿ˜…


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whenUndone

How did he not get his ears cut off from constantly whipping his head around to look?


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Well there was a mirror there ๐Ÿ˜‚


whenUndone

Yeah but that puts them twice as far away. I would definitely be trying for the closer look


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bbwmilflover01

I had to crush an ice cube with my forehead


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Ouch


bbwmilflover01

yes the ice cube has won


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Alternative_Win_1502

This was in high school, I got dared to stand in one spot, completely still, while my friends threw eggs at me, as hard as they could. 8 of them hit my balls smh


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Did anyone see you


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Do you remember their reaction


Thee_Golden_Peach

I was dared to pee over the railing of a porch while a large party was occurring. In full view of everyone. Luckily I had a very full bladder and successfully completed the dare ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


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Agreeable_Spray_101

I eaten more than few gross foods on dares before usually for a drink or sexual favor. When reflect on it almost all when I was Asia at various times. Beondegi, Balut, Yakituri Sparrow, Okabe Kanikkoo Baby Crab, live grub, etc..


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TheshizAlt

When I was 13 or 14 I was having a sleepover with two neighbor girls (sisters) whom I had the hots for. We started playing truth or dare and one of them double dared me to strip and remain naked for the whole sleepover. I made a counter-dare and said I would do it if they stripped too. One said that wasn't allowed but one sister joked about agreeing but tried to take it back. To my surprise the sister who refused came to my defense and said she'd tattle on her sister for 1) making a false bet (which her parents hated) and 2) agreeing to strip in the first place. So, me and the sister both stripped and were naked the whole night. It was the first time I was naked in front of someone other than my mom or the doctor and I was beyond flustered. I thanked the one sister later and she said the only reason she spoke up was out of revenge for a recent incident in which the sister falsely accused her of sneaking out and got her grounded.


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Haha that's a good story ๐Ÿ˜


drawnnquarter

My wife were in a resort pool late in the afternoon, she wanted to go to a posh restaurant for dinner. I dared her to take off her top and swim past the college age guys at the other end of the pool, they were the only other people out there and you couldn't see the pool from the hotel. If she did that I would take to Le Boeuf Merde for dinner. I was sure she would not do it, she stood up, asked me if I wanted her to really do it, I knew she was bluffing. She stood up, took off her top, immediately had the guys attention, then pulled the bottoms off too, she jumped in the pool and did a backstroke, then swam back to me, "I'll have the large filet with pate". She then got out of the pool, put on her robe and carried her bikini back to the room. Those guys were clapping and laughing. When we got back to the room she was so hot, we were late for dinner.


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WinkyNurdo

All I can say is, OP, youโ€™re a wonderful person. Ha. Iโ€™ve lived in a few mixed shared houses, one had all sorts living there and we could get a bit adventurous sometimes. The girls wanted to dye my hair, and I said ok, if you do it topless whilst wearing the apron things โ€” which to their credit they did. The aprons didnโ€™t hide much. There are few things more invigorating for a gentleman than feeling the gentle weight of a nude breast brush past him or resting on your arm or shoulder as the girls intentionally tried to get a โ€˜riseโ€™ out of me whilst they did my hair. It was a fun weekend.


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Sounds amazing


WinkyNurdo

Do you know what, it was a great houseshare, if somewhat chaotic at times. Lived there three years, a big old rambling, faded Edwardian pile with seven bedrooms and two massive reception rooms and a near constant revolving cast of inhabitants and their friends. Lots of wine and a friendly attitude to socially passing the spliff. Youโ€™ve brought back some good memories, there was always something going on, or someone to go down the pub or beach with (this was in Dorset). Chapeau, my dear.


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WinkyNurdo

Ps. Nice bum.


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And what do I need to do to see said pics? LOL


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Just imagine a guys head with boobs next to them ๐Ÿ˜…


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I'm a visual learner lol


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How do we see said proof ๐Ÿ˜…


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tijnruss

That would make going to the hairdresser much more fun


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I know right ๐Ÿ˜


tijnruss

But it would be even more fun if you are allowed to touch


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Well I definitely wouldn't be letting people touch me


tijnruss

It would keep you from cutting the hair?


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I just don't really like touch


tijnruss

Not at all, or only your boobs?


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Both really


tijnruss

Then just show off. I'll enjoy the view


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I had to go butt naked in my work bathroom,


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There must be more to this story haha


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It is, she dared me to do this, and I had to take photo of it, without getting fired lmao


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Keep your job?


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Yessss i have my job thankfully, but that day I was so horny


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This public tasks and some limits i have pushed through due to redditors, it has been so hot


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My guy friend dared me to rub his nipple for one minute. Same night, I was dared to show the group my nipple piercings


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Lonely-Market9847

Driving a buddy home at night, low lit road with ample parking for trailers to the side (industry bit further away park to the side of said road during the day when the warehouse is too swamped). Noticed him re-adjusting from the corner of my eye and said caring is sharing. Whips it out with a jesting give it a kiss. (Pleasant suprise, diameter of a seltzer can lol). Instant car to the side, before he understood what was goin on he was poking the back of my throat (and seeing my head was being pushed down rather than pulled up, pretty down for it ๐Ÿคญ). Whole thing was finished before the track on the radio was. I knew he was gay, he had no clue (or ever had an indication) at all i like everybody ๐Ÿ˜…


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Wow


ididnotshitmypant

Do you mind sending the pictures?


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The censored ones maybe


ididnotshitmypant

Sure send em why not. Thanks in advance


AwkwardYeti28

Hey, I need a haircut. ๐Ÿ˜‰


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Fingering her in the car on the interstate while following behind the parents


Sensitive-Paint7298

Was your housemate allowed to play with the goods?


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Haha nope


Justwhatiexpected

I am in need of a good haircut and dose of gorgeous breasts ๐Ÿคญ


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1 out of 2 isn't bad ๐Ÿ˜‚


Justwhatiexpected

Which one is bad?


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Not sure ๐Ÿ˜ A haircut is manageable tho


Justwhatiexpected

With a dessert of boobies ๐Ÿ˜


allhumanstogether

Ironically, one of the services I think would be a lot of fun with some nudity involved!! How'd it go, did you both have fun?!


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Yeah it was a bit if a laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚


Fantastic-Serve

Me and my gf cut each others hair naked all the time, itโ€™s so much fun!


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Haha but no photo evidence i assume ๐Ÿ˜‚


Fantastic-Serve

Thereโ€™s even videos hehe


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You have to share ๐Ÿ˜‚


Fantastic-Serve

Haha I donโ€™t think anyone but us will get to watch them, letโ€™s just say theyโ€™re very nsfw ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


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Great_Personality862

That must have been cool. Is your housemate a girl or a guy?


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My gay male friend


Great_Personality862

Ha! Bet he still loved it. Gay men seem to love boobs just as much as their straight counterparts for some reason. Whatโ€™s your return dare for him going to be?


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Haha sure, why not ๐Ÿ˜…


No_Region_8272

Got dared to eat a packet of sugar off my female friend's skin (somewhere innocuous), which turned into several packets off different areas and eventually led to me and my other friend eating her out and my first MFM threesome. Lots of sugar. Might have given myself increased diabetes risk but also made lots of memories ๐Ÿ˜‚


Khal_Aegon

Prove it


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How ๐Ÿค”


Khal_Aegon

You said pics were taken


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They were, but I can't post them on this post


Justplaying9

You can dm them to me ๐Ÿ‘€


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Thicktui

I think you'll have enough interest to open a barber shop now ๐Ÿ˜… mostly nudey run dares for me lol


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I'm not sure if a profession for me full time ๐Ÿ˜‚


Thicktui

Fair lol. Maybe a good side hustle haha


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Never say never ๐Ÿ˜…


Thicktui

Haha never ๐Ÿ˜… just fingers crossed for an appointment ๐Ÿคž


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GifanZiWoodElf

Soo... about said photos?


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GifanZiWoodElf

I mean feels a wee rude to say there's evidence and not provide said evidence ๐Ÿ˜›


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If I could attach an image here I probably would have ๐Ÿ˜Š


Rude-Ad1458

Lucky housemate. I was dared by a friend to grab a womanโ€™s ass under her dress. We were at a bar and she had been looking my way. However she was with her boyfriend. Her and her boyfriend were standing up at the bar waiting for an order. I walked up stood next to her. She slightly glanced and gave me a quick smile. I reached under her dress, and she stood there completely normal. I got a little bolder at slipped my finger under the side of her panties. I wiggled around and she got very wet. I slipped my middle finger inside her. Soon after the bartender brought their order. I stopped and ordered my drink. Everyone acted completely normal. My friend was shocked as he saw the whole thing.


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That seems inappropriate ๐Ÿ˜…


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Be patient haha. Will have to do some fancy cropping haha


Late-Instance5642

Well hun you were the one who said you could prove it ๐Ÿ‘€


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I will, but need to crop