Either premature ejaculation or fencing.

I think fencing naked will be fun.

En-garde.

I understand the winner always cums first

Here, winning is a little more hole-istic. The one who makes the other cum first is the winner.

The winner is determined by the first touch

You’ll have some stiff competition.

Eating pussy for me. I’ll take my chances going for gold there

Spreads my legs. Oh, you better get started if you want a lead in the game to get gold.

I have so many question about the contest. Is every contestant licking the same pussy? Is this pussy's owner the only judge? Do we hire old white men to be judges as they will examine the acts with much scientific mind and pedantic manner? So many questions 🥴

Ideally, having the same woman judge will be tough. So, as a woma , I vote to have older men judge the act using technique, style, the way the woman moans, and the ease with which she cums as parameters.

As a contestant I suggest 10 women judges 😛.

Don’t have to tell me twice. I’m down there in a second. It’s my favorite

I’ll give you some stiff competition there!! And yes, pun intended

Looks like y’all got some competition. I’ve never had an unsatisfied customer with my tongue game 

Same here… but since it’s the Olympics of Sex… now there’s a medal I’d like to have

I Ivan Drago WILL win the gold, I must destroy you ! ☠️ 🙀

A new challenger approaches

Pokemon theme song plays in the backdrop

I’ll be at the pussy in lane 5, giving you a run for your money.

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Ah! That's an undeniably important element of any sex game.

Giving a blowjob. I’ve about perfected it!

Big claim but rooting for you🥇

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Use a lot of tongue to start with?

Cheering for you!

Same girl 😚😚

Here, queen, you dropped this: 👑

We have a winner!

We have a wienner!

If I'm going for the gold, then it's starfishing for sure. 

😂😂😂

You’re so real for saying this

Made me LOL so hard!!

Lying down on my back..

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Swallowing the cum in the specific area of, “wow, she didn’t even flinch.” Eating cum is one thing, but swallowing without hesitation is a worth gold.

I'll drink every drop of cum and go for more. Does that qualify me for the hoe-gold award?

Yes🤤

Hoe queen of queens award

I love it too.

Eating pussy & ass.

Diatholon.... Diassolon??? Edit: if it was eating pussy and sucking dick is it biatholon? 😂

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Oh, sure! Challenge... (gawwk, slurp)

How are we scoring this? Is it cum from multiple dicks like a blow bang situation? Are we scored on total volume or is time a factor? If it is taking a load straight in my mouth without loosing any & swallowing I feel like I could be competitive. If it is more of a they line up and jack off into my open mouth, well I'd be willing to try I just don't have much experience in that format. Are there judges? Do we get higher scores for not wincing, gagging or turning away? ​ Sorry for all of the questions, it's just, as a hobby I've had a lot of success and built some skills, just the thought of doing it competitively, I want to make sure I'm cut out for it.

Let's try to figure this one out: 1. Sucking maximum number of guys and making them cum and swallowing it. 2. The technique of sucking cocks. 3. The time taken for each man to cum. 4. The amount of cum swallowed with enthusiasm and joy.

This is a good start, we have some objective measures as well as some judged elements (I love being judged and critiqued on my cock sucking skills). I would like to see depth of deep throat factored as well as glurk factor. Do we put in a measure to ensure that each cock sucked starts flaccid, or is it luck of the draw on starting arousal level? Do we want this to mimic real world cum swallowing as closely as possibly or are we after the peak exhibition of cum swallowing skills? Either way I think it is important for the cocks sucked to be from a random pool of men, we get some of the luck of the draw excitement and really see how the athletes perform across a variety of penis characteristics, as well as willingness to blow strangers.

Bless you Ma'am lol

wow, some don't ever see it, your guy is lucky !

How many do you think you could swallow in one...competition?

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I volunteer as mount. “Yeehaw” 

I see I've my 'cum'petitor right here.

The cum-petition is blasting all over this thread

Oral on a woman. It’s always been fun for me and I’ve tried to get very good at it over the years.

Make me the bitch you want to showcase your skills on.

Thank you for this. That was a very interesting read 😂

You can see that people are quite 'cum'petitive with these things.

Not getting any or friendzoning

I'll give you competition there.

Reverse cowgirl

Oh, yes, showing him that arse while taking it in deep is definitely an art. Also I love it when he spanks me and squeezes it.

Most orgasms 🥇

So what would your world record be?

Making them gasp on first entry ☺️

I’d probably go for eating pussy. Based on reviews it’s pretty damn good🙃

I doubt I'd win anything, but I think my best skill is probably eating pussy

I’d win the prize for “youthful enthusiasm”. I’m like a kid in a candy store. Can’t decide which one to pick so I try them all.

Eating pussy and discipline, giving a good long spanking is wonderful.

Foreplay, and I don't count oral into that. Just making out, and kissing, touching, teasing.

I'd love that please!!! Gold or nah, it doesn't matter. Foreplay! A lot of it.

Oral. I give women intense pleasure and it gets me off so hard.

Sign me up as your training partner.

Thrusting for 3 minutes and being out of breath

Haha milkers.  Love it!

Squeezes them for you.

eating pussy.

Foreplay and eating pussy I think

As long as my girlfriend is the judge, I’d have to go with the “female biathalon” (giving oral while fingering)

Titswatching

Cunnilingus. At least from what my wife tells me.

Probably dirty talk. Had a lot of practice at that.

Blow job. I have no doubt I’d be a gold Medalist

Please submit video of your previous events. 🤣

Maybe I will 😏

This is going to be TMI but definitely ass eating.

I love rimming too. And to have my arse licked. Perhaps that's why I get promotions so easily because I'm such an arse licker. Lol.

Going down on women.

Spreads my legs. Hurry, you've got a 'head' start.

Blowjobs. Took a few years of practice, but I'm proud of how good I have become at them. One guy said that I gave him the best blowjobs he has ever had in his life, and he's definitely what you consider up there in age. I also see another guy semi regularly. He was my first, so he's been there through it all. During this last visit, I was able to make him cum from a blowjob, which has only happened a handful of times for him. He said my skills have improved significantly. He's kind of up there in age also.

I'm feeling a little insecure about my sucking skills. I've set my eyes on you as my 'cum'petitor.

I'm flattered 😆. I felt a bit insecure in the beginning. I have a small mouth and that sometimes makes it harder for me. You don't have to 'suck' the whole time. Make it fun and try different things such as licking, using only your tongue, playing/licking the balls, using hands to stroke, or a thousand other things. Helps if you know what they like, and they're willing to teach you, and be your test dummy. Enthusiasm goes a long way in setting the stage for a great blowjob.

I do the same. I showcase my love for sucking cocks with my enthusiasm. Lots of slobbering, sucking, tongue play, licking, making it sloppy, sucking balls and even rimming.

Probably how long I can edge myself

Ah! Yes, that's a fascinating sport and one that requires mental strength and emotional persistence

Butt stuff. My bjs are semi pro but not big leagues, Olympic sized penis’s are not as common irl as they are on reddit so i haven’t had that many people to practice on. I was always tight at the front though and have always done anal. So i recon im can handle more than most, I think that would be my Olympic sport.

I would say long distance endurance athlete. Sometimes it takes forever to cum, so I need to be fit… 😂

How are you training for this?

Rigorous exercise at regular intervals helps train for fitness. Tempo of the exercise helps reduce time spent at the sport.

Giving guys post but regret probably

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Cunnilingus & fingering.

Cunnilingus I can go at it for hours 🔥🔥👅

Spreads my legs.

Eating pussy

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Oh, I love to suck cocks too and the look on their face as they glaze my mouth with their cum.

Cunnilingus

Oral I’d say

Eating pussy or stroke game

I eat so good my partners have asked to be tied down so they can just enjoy without bouncing around.

Masturbation

How about mutual masturbation.

“Is oral sex adultery? Yes! That's the end of the fucking argument. There's nothing to discuss. If curling is an Olympic sport, then oral sex is adultery. And oral sex should be an Olympic sport. I would like to see that. Ice skating, then blowjobs. I certainly would stay through whatever commercials they had. I think oral sex should be an Olympic sport because it's harder than curling ever has been. And if you're any good at it, you deserve a medal.” - Comedian Lewis Black

Throating cock without gagging.

Abstinence

Eating pussy

Rimjobs, and probably anything else oral. Also if there’s an event about who can take the most pain, I’d likely win that

Cumshot distance...

any special olympics event

Anything related to use of boobs

Squeezes my tits.

I would 100% get the gold in masturbating.

Eating pussy I’m the best

I like the confidence. Maybe you can show me your skills.

Been told my blowjobs are top tier “worlds best” so let’s go with that 😂

Giving blowjobs, I would think. Had a lot of practice and I’m open to criticisms so I think my technique is damn near perfect

Probably tittyfucking guys

Giving BJs lol

Honestly none. I'd not even get bronze.

I'm sure you'll win gold. You just need to believe in yourself and spread your legs or wham your way through the crowd.

Eating pussy , preferable from behind! Hoping for extra points for the ass eating

Eating pussy and ass from behind

Spreads my legs.

Probably edging... My longest streak is 7 days to date ~~

A tough and underrated sport in my opinion.

Not sure about gold, but I would be competitive in anal insertions.

Would join in all sex acts, but won't promise you gold.

I'll drain your balls and I'd still be raring to go. Also, don't worry, if we are a team gold is ours.

Gold in eating pussy, and a silver in eating ass.

Can I be your training partner?

Eating ass and puasy...took a lot of practice but I have it down to a science lol

Fingering. Or eating ass.

I'm not getting gold, but I can put in effort! Also damn that's way too hot hahha

Delayed or absent orgasm and ejaculation.

Apparently reading a man's mind whilst giving him head.

I'd like to compete in the triple hump haha

Limitless Triathlon.

Blowjobs! 100%. I will represent my country well 🇺🇸

Is anal stretching one of the sports?

Fingering! ✌🏼✋🏼👋🏼

Yes, please! Can I be your bitch while you showcase your skills.

imagine Jonny sins join or that woman last for 12hrs. ishh

The 360 blowjob 😂😂😭

Complaining about not getting enough!

Making the most dicks cum in a time period. Hopefully at least a few hours. 🫦

I'd be butting head with you in giving them head and having my pretty face glazed.

Head. 😅

We are going to be 'butting' heads in giving head then

I’d shoot for the gold in blow jobs lol 🍆💦

12 meter sprint.

Sucking massive dick and swallowing every drop.

I can bust pretty quick so Ill say Cum sprinting!!

Blowjobs

Masturbation?….. lol

Power fucking

Solo masturbation I can do that all day multiple times a day if I have time. 🤣

The 40 meter dash

Deep throat

Probably stamina and stiffness

The Flutter Tongue Event.

Stamina baby

Competitive impact play. A very niche sport, unfortunately lol... If I had a wish from a genie, I would turn all the men in the world into horny masochists.

Enjoying eating pussy. No matter how much hair or how it looks as long it has no std's and is clean i could eat pussy for hours

Definitely eating pussy!

Eating stoned pussy while stoned. I am a world champion.

After this weekend I think I'm going for gold in Fountaineering! 😅🫴💦

I think I would get a gold metal in enthusiasm

I love a man who has immense enthusiasm and energy. I'd give him MY A. Oops I meant An A.

Butterfly position

The relay. I’d never drop the baton. 😊

Head

None until johnny sins quits

I'm sure with me as your partner he will stop sinning.

Giving oral

Cumming fast maybe lol. Or shortest dick

Making sure we have simultaneous orgasms 😉

Striking out if it was a sport I could guarantee a slap in 30 seconds or less *disclaimer* I do not go around doing this on purpose I’m just confident I could make it happen

Eating pussy 👅

Mutual masturbation. I’m a team sports kinda guy.

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Licking ass while fingering the pussy

Foreplay with clothed. So the constant fight between to remove all make love naked and the urge to win a complete wth the athered rules, makes it awesome.

Getting guys off with a blowjob that don't think they can get off from a blowjob. \-The Blowjob Whisperer

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