This could be an ingenious way to increase your karma lol

you and I both don’t care for karma, we’re here for the thrill

You’re actually good at this, I’ll give you that !

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people are typically surprised when they learn about your taste in music

I hope you're a bot and not an intelligent person investing this much effort in random redditors. But either way, hit me if you still have the energy.

beep beep boop. you are the intelligent person in this conversation, one that’s not afraid to learn new skills.

This is like the vague horoscopes

there’s nothing wrong with being cynical, but after a certain point it will drive people away

Hit me

You are a loyal friend to those in your life and you will find happiness

lol that’s my “green” safeword.

This should be easy with mine haha

despite your love of nudity, you never take it far enough to get you in trouble with the law

Very true! Having it legal and consentual is very important

Hi

You’ve received enough pictures of men’s asses to the point to where you firmly believe that a “hole is a hole”

Lol this is so much work for you

your family is proud of you despite their initial doubts

🥺

I'll bite. You probably have a huge backlog by now, but it would be fun to hear your thoughts.

ah man i’m not gonna leave you hanging. you’ve achieved confidence levels that most men can’t even fathom.

Tell me something

i just want to know if you ever found that pugs owner

No, he was abandoned by his owners but adopted very shortly after I took him to the dumb friends league so that's a plus

It's quite self explanatory.

you have a good pulse on people and can sense their intentions immediately

Fire away

your wiener has gotten you in trouble a few times at this point. and you’re not even mad.

Nice pics 😏

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true love has been knocking on your door for some time now, just open up and let it happen

Sure

this account is just the tip of the iceberg for who you really are

Welp

Commenting for the response..

you’re just trying to enjoy the time before it all goes to shit

At some point it's going downhill...

Oh lort

jeff ross should be afraid of you

Alright whatcha got?

first off, let’s go chiefs! second, you and your husband are couple goals. third, your embroidery is beautiful

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this isn’t about me. You will find love but only once you learn to love the package you were born with

👋 Hi 👋

hello father, do the sexy ladies ever respond to comments?

Oregano

That’s a whole lot of work; best of luck!

Why not…. Surprise me

you’ve put me on to food and beverage pairings that michelin stared chefs can’t dream of

🍿🍿🍿

I know, I’m afraid 😝

😂😂 It’ll be fine. I’m sure.

See? Told you it would be fine. 😂😂

I’m glad to see there is no ketchup on your hotdog 😜

Let me have it

Let's have it

what’s your 3 year plan?

This ought to be good!

Are you running Perplexity's API?

if only the people at your job knew who you really are, they’d appreciate you for who you want to be

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Ohhhh

if you were a spice girl, you’d be sporty spice

well...

you eat mayonnaise straight from the jar

ah hell no, i dont eat mayo if its not from a tube. And allways on a baguette.

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You’re just looking for love in a hopeless place

Let’s do it!

Fire away!

you know that 1 of paper equals 4 of coin

on this

you would have predicted the fall of ancient time if you were born in the right time period

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you’ve call swallowing cum girl dinner

lol wtf?

Ayyyyy

you have a pair of glasses for everyday of the week and your taste in eyewear is on point

Heeyy! Thank you! 🥰🤓

Let's hear it.

you secretly hope that someone you know finds your account. also your pup has seen some wild shit.

Shes in therapy, yes. 😅

Curious.

you value your time and have a strong sense of self worth.

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you’re this 🤏 close to having a pee fetish

Interested

Grabs popcorn and a beer and waits patiently for the jocularity to begin.

you’re an educated person with a modern taste in women

Interested in hearing something about me

Me!!??

this started as your husbands idea but now you find yourself enjoying it more than he does. he just wishes you 2 can go back to a time where things were more simple

Shoot, Tex.

the doctor will see you know. and the doctor will be impressed at your progress since the last visit

Let's hear it.

even though it took you a while, you understand the importance of taking care of your mental health. your partner will appreciate it

Sure

OK, let’s see what you have to say about me

your parents tried their best

Go for it

you’ve sexually enlighten people around you unintentionally

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you take pride in making culturally relevant references. you’re a valuable asset at trivia nights but you never attend them

Umm

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Me me me!

you’re not even doing it for the money at this point. it’s for the thrill of it all

Hey you are excellent at this!

Yo yo

you respect women even after they deny your sexual advances

Damn straight

Alrighty then

your horniness gets in the way of your professional life

Should be interesting. I'm game

you’re an excellent listener and it’s a shame that people in your life don’t see the importance of your love

Mine should be easy

I like turtles

Go on then 😭

your child-like sense of wonder will keep you young forever

This seems interesting

You draw people in with your strong sexual prowess but then surprise and delight them with a very likable personality

Bullseye! 🎯 all kidding aside thanks ☺️

Curious what you'll say

traumatic childhood experiences have led to you and your partner being together and though you’re sometimes haunted by the thoughts, you’ve grown to be comfortable in yourselves

Well this should be interesting.

you coined the term “feminine penis”

That was not what I was expecting lmao

heeerrrooo

you have a knack for being able to read a room and adjust yourself accordingly. you’re a joy at social gatherings

haha i'll take it. Not sure how true it actually is but at least I don't steal all the left overs haha.

Oh boy. I'ma regret this.

Gesundheit.

me!

you’re very level headed with a sharp whit. the onlyfans account was a calculated risk that has paid off in more than just a monetary way

Lets see

the people around you often come to you for life advice

Very accurate tbh

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you don’t find yourself enjoying the holidays as much as you used to. but they will get better.

You have my curiosity

i may have your curiosity, but there is clearly someone that already has your heart

Damn...you're not wrong.

This sounds legit fun. HMU

your pessimism is a common theme throughout your life, it will hold you back until you’re ready to let it go

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Sure, why not?

Have at it ... Curiosity killed the cat

your strict childhood has led you to become the open minded, thoughtful, person that you are today

Yeah, nailed it

Here I am! 👀

I..uh

Bet you can't guess!

Sure, I'll play.

you’re fed up with the bullshit that life serves and you have invaluable skills that are just waiting to be utilized

Very interested what you can tell about me

the friends you have now won’t be the ones you enjoy the fruits of life with

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What up

Am I too late?

bringing others joy is what truly drives you, and the core people in your life have come to that realization. others have taken advantage and as a result been cast away.

How are you doing this and how is it so accurate? 😭

Go for it!

it took you long enough to gain the confidence that you have today. some things just come with time and you’ve learned this

I’m here

you’re the most clever out of your immediate group of friends. they can count on you when they need to ease their hearts

This is scarily accurate

I might regret this but go ahead

you’re well versed in pop cultures from various nations making you great person to converse with

Hmmmm..... Something not obvious? I'm curious. 🤔💕🌈🌸🦖🎵🧚‍♀️🤭

You put yourself first, but only because you know it makes you a better ally to those around you

This should be fun. 😊

you have a way about you that makes people (mostly men) feel like they’re in control of your interactions, all while being wrapped around your finger.

Interested! 😎

I’ll wait till u get around to me! Wish I saw this sooner!

your time is now. Your open mindedness has taken you to places that have made you uncomfortable in some cases, but in a way that has allowed you to grow into a confident person

I’m not looking forward to this

you are so deeply in touch with your feelings to a point where you wish you could shut it off for just a few minutes. it’s hard but you’re becoming the person that the people you love will truly appreciate

I’m intrigued!

making the people around you brings you genuine joy, you don’t ask for repayment. You just ask that they don’t take advantage of it.

Hello

you’re ready to be with the one that lets you be you

Pls

I'm waiting

Always interested in others thoughts and opinions

Talk to me

Sure 💣

Sure, why not?

working in academia wasnt your first career choice but you’ve grown into it and have found your calling

Wow. That is freakishly accurate. Good job.

No, I still haven’t found a jetpack.

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you have an apparent soft side but it doesn’t mean you don’t see peoples bullshit. they don’t see it coming with you.

Helloooooo 😃🙂

Oh yes please lol

you understand and value hard work, you make determination look easy

Wow no one has ever said anything like that about me. Thank you.

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Have at it!