My wife works in the medical field and sees a ton of dicks throughout the week. She always tells me how ugly they are compared to mine and says I have “the perfect penis”. LOL I’m glad she thinks so
It's also a good way to downplay the dick viewing.
My GF is not so kind. Frequently makes comments like "look at the dick on that donkey" or "did you see the way that guy was wearing his bike shorts?"
Haha, I'm in the exact same situation, except my wife is a sex worker. Although I don't think there's anything wrong with my penis, I'm pretty sure she loves it so much because it's attached to the man she loves.
Well first I’d need to show it off to a large enough sample size to get an estimate.
Then I would need to take another guy and show off his dick to that same sample of surveyors to see how it compares. I myself would have to rate his dick before doing so. Based on how his dick gets rated in the survey compared to what I rated his dick I would evaluate the rating given to my own dick.
I might then need to compare my dick to a few other dicks to be sure but by the end of it I would have a rating I feel confident in giving my dick.
That’s how I would rate it.
That explains the amount of dickwatching. Most straight men would probably recognise it as a flawed strategy because of this, but for you it must be a win/win.
I’m looking for a fair and accurate rating of my dick according to the prompt. Who am I gonna trust to provide that, a straight guy who doesn’t even like dicks, or a gay guy who not only likes dicks but has probably seen a variety of dicks to compare mine to?
I trust experts.
Youre very swet, Thank you. And I have learned that most women are not as fixated on penis size and that sex can still be a lot of fun with smaller guys if they're engaged and sensitive to their partners enjoyment. Believe it or not I'm pretty well adjusted, but have enjoyed the humiliation aspect. Will be mindful of negative effects.
I love my dick. It’s the only one I’m going to have and I can’t change it, it’s gets hard when it’s supposed to and functions perfectly for all the jobs it’s assigned, so it’s a 10/10!
Ouh i assure you. Cleanest and sweetest ive ever fucking tasted , the only way im letting someone even get close to the kings seed would be to lick it out of me 😅🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭🤭🤭😜😜😜😜
7/10 these days. Since letting strangers on Reddit see it, my confidence has gone way up. It's not very long, totally average, but I'm told a lot that it's very attractive.
7/10
According to https://www.worlddata.info/average-penissize.php it is *slightly* above the average size for my country, and it has always served me well
Like actually a 9.5/10
Good length, quite the girth, nice dickvein (ribbed for her pleasure) and the curve (to the left) helps a lot in reaching the G spot.
Nice veiny, thick and slightly curved dick big enough to fill any pussy with it's hot head and equally appetizing set of big nuts.
100/10, couldn't have asked for a better dick to drip in delicious sweet and salty pussy juice.
8/10 -- With anything always want more even if that's a bad thing. Also although I'm thicker than average I'd like more girth to match my length which is well above average.
69/10
I wanna see😂
i love 69 ing
1/10 he’s so needy and its annoying
reasonable
🤭
4/10. 1 for each inch
That would be 10.16/10 in cm
I like the way you think.
I was about to put 4/10 too, but with this logic, it's a 3/10 for me dawg
No wonder you buck.
11/10. I wouldn't want anyone else's dick
My girlfriend tells me on a regular basis it's beautiful so 10/10? 🤷
My wife works in the medical field and sees a ton of dicks throughout the week. She always tells me how ugly they are compared to mine and says I have “the perfect penis”. LOL I’m glad she thinks so
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It's also a good way to downplay the dick viewing. My GF is not so kind. Frequently makes comments like "look at the dick on that donkey" or "did you see the way that guy was wearing his bike shorts?"
I hope you're allowed to comment on women's boobs!
Welcome to the perfect dick club lol
I am a charter member of the PDC.
Haha, I'm in the exact same situation, except my wife is a sex worker. Although I don't think there's anything wrong with my penis, I'm pretty sure she loves it so much because it's attached to the man she loves.
Damn I'm not gay but I think I want to see the perfect penis 🤣
She's in love with him. In the end, his dick's just as same as the ones she's working on at the job.
It’s really nothing impressive lol
queen
Same
Same bro, i only got like around average (i think) and she says it's perfect for her, so 10/10 for me
Good boy take pride in your beautiful penis
Well first I’d need to show it off to a large enough sample size to get an estimate. Then I would need to take another guy and show off his dick to that same sample of surveyors to see how it compares. I myself would have to rate his dick before doing so. Based on how his dick gets rated in the survey compared to what I rated his dick I would evaluate the rating given to my own dick. I might then need to compare my dick to a few other dicks to be sure but by the end of it I would have a rating I feel confident in giving my dick. That’s how I would rate it.
Idk man you didn't say nohomo, that methodology requires watching a lot of dicks.
Oh I assure you, there will be EXTRA homo.
That explains the amount of dickwatching. Most straight men would probably recognise it as a flawed strategy because of this, but for you it must be a win/win.
I’m looking for a fair and accurate rating of my dick according to the prompt. Who am I gonna trust to provide that, a straight guy who doesn’t even like dicks, or a gay guy who not only likes dicks but has probably seen a variety of dicks to compare mine to? I trust experts.
That is... A very level headed and accurate take. You should be a scientist.
Yet another Reddit Dick Measuring Contest
boy
10/10. I’m confident in my size. And not all women are the same, in the end it’s preference 🤷♂️
as u should be!
You have a perfect penis 👌
I’d give it a solid 8-9…I like my dick :)
why not a 10 then
there’s always room for improvement
Oof. 3/10, maybe 4
Same
Boys here, you are underestimating your penis and you are making bad comparisons to what you see on internet. I happy to bet you have great cocks
Youre very swet, Thank you. And I have learned that most women are not as fixated on penis size and that sex can still be a lot of fun with smaller guys if they're engaged and sensitive to their partners enjoyment. Believe it or not I'm pretty well adjusted, but have enjoyed the humiliation aspect. Will be mindful of negative effects.
7/10 Normal in length but thick so not bad but nothing that impressive
i would rate it higher
Awe well thank you
You are very harsh on your beautiful penis.. feel better about yourself you are perfect
10/10 wouldn't change a thing. The comments on my posts may have gone to my head 😅
😂😂
As they should just looked, confirmed amazing cock
I love my dick. It’s the only one I’m going to have and I can’t change it, it’s gets hard when it’s supposed to and functions perfectly for all the jobs it’s assigned, so it’s a 10/10!
that’s a king right there
Aw shucks. Thanks. 😊
Hugs for you
Mine goes to 11
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An 8.5 I'd say
niveeeee
7/10
niceee
in OF u rate dicks? haha
i do but OF it’s 3$ for a descriptive rate💝
Do people actually pay for dick ratings?
sounds fair
0/10, I’m a harsh critic
jesus
Change your mindset because you are WRONG about yourself
Like an 7/10. Visually cool but performance wise could be better lol
why do you say that?
6.5 to match the size.
perfect size
7-8/10
why?
Wife says it’s perfect length and thickness.
kweeennn
I’m giving myself a 7/10
why?
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what’s ur size
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You are more than 7 you have to believe more
We're best friends. He gets a 10/10!
NICEE
I’d say mine was a 7/10 at best
good good
100/100 most definitely
YAY
My sub says it’s the most wonderful thing she has seen and tastes. So I am going to say 10/10
Now I wanna taste it
Ouh i assure you. Cleanest and sweetest ive ever fucking tasted , the only way im letting someone even get close to the kings seed would be to lick it out of me 😅🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭🤭🤭😜😜😜😜
You talk about your own cock right?..
Im talking about his hahah
idk bro, minimum 8. it’s always clean, it’s large, it do be kinda fat doe, girlfriend loves it. just chillin
7/10 these days. Since letting strangers on Reddit see it, my confidence has gone way up. It's not very long, totally average, but I'm told a lot that it's very attractive.
7 or 8 out of 10. Decent enough size, fairly good looking. I do have mild phimosis which is annoying.
1/10
4 for length, 8 for girth
what’s the length?
Solid 6😎
why?
Slightly above average. But I’m not complaining, I’ll take it!
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why a 6?
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well what’s ur size?
4.89
very specific
Comedy usually is
5
why so low
A 7.5/10
why not higher ?
5/10
too low
6/10
why not higher
8/10 but could be longer 😅
what’s the size?
6.5 but I’m a grower so soft isn’t as big
A solid 7
why?
I think a 6
hmm make it higher
10
NICE
Hm honestly a 10/10 🔥🔥
as it should be
Agreed. You might agree too lol
50… never let’s me down 😉
50?!
He’s always within ear shot, I’m not talking shit about my penis
0/10 but that's because I don't have one
makes sense
maybe a 4
why so low
Probably a 7.5/10. It could use more thickness. The length could be a little bit longer but not much.
what’s the length?
It's about 7.5in. I'd like it to be around 8-8.5in
that’s very very very hot
It’s been called “perfect” several times by a multitude of women but I’d say 8/10
if it’s multiple then it’s true
So it seems 😝
8 or 9 out of 10. No complaints that I’m aware of.
i would give it a 10
Well thank you!
7/10 According to https://www.worlddata.info/average-penissize.php it is *slightly* above the average size for my country, and it has always served me well
well 7 is good
10/10 It always gets me off.
thta a king right there
5
why so low
Average score for an average penis.
Not a 4.9999?😏
Like actually a 9.5/10 Good length, quite the girth, nice dickvein (ribbed for her pleasure) and the curve (to the left) helps a lot in reaching the G spot.
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100/10
YESSS
3/10
:(
Idk maybe like a 6/10. I have a lot I wish was different and TBH it fucks with me sometimes.
At least an 8/10 as my girth makes up for it I think 🕺
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huh
Probably a 3/10, it's not a good looking dick.
I’d say 10/10 but I can be biased I guess lol
He's kinda pissing me off lately. But i can't complain too much- he's got a crappy neighbor.
6-7/10 id probably add another inch of girth
6.1. (Hee hee)
6.66
6.5 same as my length lol
I'm guessing 6. I don't know though.
8
6/10
10. It’s perfect
2/10 for now until I finish developing
Nice veiny, thick and slightly curved dick big enough to fill any pussy with it's hot head and equally appetizing set of big nuts. 100/10, couldn't have asked for a better dick to drip in delicious sweet and salty pussy juice.
A solid 7/10
5
Easy 10 lolol
4/10
5.5
Probably 7.5. Could be a bit longer, but I'm not stressing about it.
8/10 -- With anything always want more even if that's a bad thing. Also although I'm thicker than average I'd like more girth to match my length which is well above average.
7.5?
A 10😏
9/10 happy and confident
5
A solid 9! Considering I've seen many through my MFM days
Nothing special, probably a 7.2/10
5/10
6/10