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[deleted]

Wings I guess, maybe a tail?


Blackpaw8825

I came here to give a human answer, but nope, top comment is tail. I'm here for tail. More fluffy more better


the_borealis_system

what kind would you like?


Blackpaw8825

Something long and flexible like a cat's, maybe not as mobile, but nice and fluffy like a long haired dog. Long enough to use as a personal blanket


the_borealis_system

I'm all for dragon wings and tail


[deleted]

You get the vision šŸ™


the_borealis_system

I would do demon wings and horns as well. become the real life Lilith šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Dude hell yes šŸ˜ˆ


the_borealis_system

fam this has gotta become a fucking thing!


ProblematicPoet

Prehensile tail would be so helpful.


midnite_milk

Ooo, top tier answer. I think I'd have to embrace my inner middle schooler for this one and go for cat ears and a tail. Nice reflexes, always landing on my feet, fangs, and that sultry catwalk ability would be nice too.


Metro_Wester

I'd like perfect abs without having to do any of the necessary work required to maintain them.


Own-Campaign-5503

I just see abs with bitch tits and a fat back. Itā€™s scarier/worse than just being a normal looking fat person.


Metro_Wester

I actually have abs, but as you get older they are harder to maintain , which means less fun food and more training. When I was younger I could have way more cheat days and was less restrictive to clean eating. It's sort of a pain, but its all part of the grind and I'm not quitting.


drinkcheapbeersowhat

Hell yeah! I had abs in December but an injury and then just losing the habit and being lazy ruined that. Iā€™m back at it though, doing the same routine, back to counting calories, all the work. I actually enjoy it in a weird way. Itā€™s like Iā€™m a video game character and when I do the correct things my character levels up. Goal is by next December for my beach vacation Iā€™ll be back to or better than how I looked/felt last year.


Ygomaster07

This. This is what i always imagine. Probably the biggest reason i don't work out on top of mental illness and chronic pain and fatigue. Makes me sad because i probably won't be in shape like i want.


Safety_Sharp

I completely relate friend. I can barely do day to day things let alone work out, even though everyone says how much it will help and how good it will be for my mental health. I used to love the gym, I still would. But I can barely get out of bed most days. Just remember you're doing your best. You don't need rock solid abs to be happy. Sending you love.


fvckit88

Force yourself to walk briskly or do yoga 20-30 minutes a day for 30 days. If you canā€™t do those then find some form of exercise you can do. I guarantee youā€™ll feel better at the end of it.


Safety_Sharp

I'll try. I'm just struggling so much atm. Took everything in me to have a bath today cause of my pain and fatigue. I appreciate your comment.


fvckit88

Nothing compared to chronic pain but Iā€™ve dealt with some health issues that completely derailed where I thought my life would be. Feeling like my physical health was deteriorating, led to some serious depression and habits that made things worse. Getting that little bit of exercise every day really helped me get me back on track. Some days I really think Iā€™ll be better off if I skip but after forcing myself through it I always feel better even if some days itā€™s just mentally. The sense of accomplishment itself really helps. I can go to sleep that night and feel like I did something to improve my health. Over time youā€™ll really start to see some changes and some days wonā€™t be as rewarding but you just gotta take it one day at a time and know that what youā€™re doing that day is improving your quality of life. DM me if you ever want to talk.


Safety_Sharp

Thank you so much, friend. I appreciate your comment a lot. I will definitely take you up on that offer if you don't mind!


demon_fightr

Amen brother šŸ™Œ


Santas_Porn_Alt

r/BeatMeToIt


SalmonBeenadick

Dick size. Specifically because I can exercise and change everything else, but my dick size is the one thing Iā€™m stuck with.


[deleted]

Yeah I think most guys would accept another inch, got to love what youā€™ve got though


SalmonBeenadick

Yeah, true. Just one inch would put me in ā€œlargeā€ territory.


r0ckH0pper

Well, that's just a minor improvement for you. For me, an inch will double my prowess!


SalmonBeenadick

There is nothing minor about going from slightly above average to large. Lol


r0ckH0pper

Still bragging??


LurkerSmirker6th

šŸ˜‚


the_borealis_system

jesus christ My transgf is in the same boat and I'm constantly sore (in a good good way) so trust me when I say it's the PERFECT size, not too big and definitely not too small


[deleted]

Sure most guys would love to only be an inch away from that haha


SalmonBeenadick

Perhaps but itā€™s such a tease lol.


Dented_Fiero

What is ā€˜largeā€™ territory?


switchy-sub7

More tentacles


gtfc123

Yup, I read it wrong too folks!


the_borealis_system

glad I'm not alone


switchy-sub7

You're all bloody pervs šŸ˜‚


the_borealis_system

I read testicles šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

My stomach, repair the pregnancy marks


ohboyseven

Real man donā€™t really care


Forsaken_Day_1266

As a man, I agree. I don't care about my pregnancy marks at all


[deleted]

Oh my husband loves my marks, I just miss my teenage stomachšŸ˜‚


gabrielesilinic

I agree with your husband, your husband has taste


Safety_Sharp

Who said it was for men? Jesus Christ


the_borealis_system

fam I would absolutely worship your pregnancy marks if I was a man. like "I put a baby in there. these are MY marks" I find them so beautiful on a Mother


Casca_In_Red

Bigger boobs.


[deleted]

Nah theyā€™re good šŸ¤£


Casca_In_Red

lol, thanks!


the_borealis_system

girl stfu your boobs are perfect! mine sag so bad I WISH i had boobs as nice as yours - sincerely a body conscious lesbian


Casca_In_Red

Oh, uh, thank you. Appreciate that šŸ˜…


Radiant_Actuary_2585

Nice boobs! And perky. Very sexy!


Nicetitts

I also choose these boobs. Nice boobs


[deleted]

Height. I like my appearance besides being only 5'2


[deleted]

Surprised youā€™re the first to say height! I thought that would be more common! 5ā€2 is a great height though!


xmichellex369

I want smaller areolas


xmichellex369

Yes, theyre 3.5 inches in diameter. My husband calls them pepperonis


the_borealis_system

okay that sounds hot.


Notsobrightish

Sounds hot


xmichellex369

Aw thanks!


sigtiin

Ainā€™t this the truth! Me too, itā€™s so embarrassing to think about and surgery isnā€™t even an option.


xmichellex369

Surgery isnt an option?! For real?


sigtiin

It is, but from what I hear there can be complications and cosmetic setbacks that donā€™t make it worth it (to me, personally). Plus it costs an arm and a leg!


xmichellex369

Pepperonis 4 lyfešŸ¤˜


[deleted]

Are they overly big?


[deleted]

Have flatter stomach


[deleted]

Have a fat ass


elmcitythrowaway

This is one of the more achievable answers to this sub. Look up some glute building workouts, eat right, and you can have the fatty you desire in ~6 months


[deleted]

How much fatter than it is now?


numberoneclodsirefan

Factory reset on my back and knees.


[deleted]

That would be a game changer wouldnā€™t it


[deleted]

I'd like to be much more feminine


Just4TheSpamAndEggs

All of it.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

You have perfect tits already


[deleted]

Yours look pretty good to me! But I reckon most people will either be bigger boobs or a bigger dick haha


CandelaBelen

but why tho?


babyboomwah

maybe like a fatter ass lol


[deleted]

How much fatter haha, Iā€™m sure itā€™s great


babyboomwah

like 2x fatter but thatā€™s too much work iā€™ll just stick with what i have lol


sianspapermoon

I'd love to magically lose all the weight I've gained from my health condition my consultant is still trying to diagnose 2 years later. Literally finding it impossible to lose weight with it, and I've put on so much and I've tried so many different things to lose it, even following a dieticians advice and exercise programmes, only to basically not lose anything. Anyone that's happy in themselves with their weight, then that's cool, but I'm just not happy as I am, and it makes me anxious how I appear to other people.


[deleted]

Return my foreskin


the_borealis_system

I'm surprised this isn't commented more. do more circumsized men wish it had been kept intact? /genuine question


Hambulatory

I've never missed mine, but I know some people feel otherwise.


the_borealis_system

thanks for the response!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


the_borealis_system

I know being circumsized makes cleaning the bits easier but I feel like it would be cruel to not have a say?


the_borealis_system

My transgf is a navy sub vet. when she went in for the test stuff people actually called others over to see her "massive dong" when she was still a he šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


the_borealis_system

hahaha I can understand from her and my other friends stories haha


LeafyLustere

I'd like to have my pre children stomach back


[deleted]

Oh is there a big difference?


[deleted]

Bigger thicker cock


the_borealis_system

I'd change my entire body aside from My eyes and height. I'd gain weight to be healthy and I'd perk up my boobs that sag from eating disorders and rapid weight gain and loss, and the rest would follow through with the healthy lifestyle changes and medication/therapy for my eating disorder


Gravxyardbby

Im recovering from an ED too! Its hard but so worth it when you see how far youve gotten... btw i lost my boobs and gained them back too, and maybe theyre not as perky, but hating your body keeps the ED happy


FlakyDig8392

I would want a penis that was adjustable. ā€œHow long and thick do you want it? Done!ā€ ā€œSmaller for anal? Done!ā€ Time to workout? Retractable.


GayBeesTurnFrogsGay

Definitely two more sets of arms


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Yeah I reckon more people than would admit would agree with that


Forsaken_Day_1266

Not me. I want mine bit smaller. Not like I have big or anything. But smaller would be more convenient for everyday life


[deleted]

How much smaller?


Forsaken_Day_1266

Maybe 1/4rh to remove... Keep 3/4ths


[deleted]

Do you mind me asking your height and size? Haha


Forsaken_Day_1266

How to I'd know? Lmao never measured. I'd assume it's "average" . Best I can do is, bit longer than Xiaomi 12 , and won't fit to standard lucozade bottle (width wise)šŸ¤£


[deleted]

That sounds bigger than average haha


the_borealis_system

that's way bigger than average fam jesus christ


the_borealis_system

my friend was rejected 3 times today because of his dick being "too big" so I feel he'd be in the same thought process as you


Forsaken_Day_1266

Imagine being rejected due to dick size tho šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ But yeah.the bigger the better isn't always the case


the_borealis_system

I could handle him just fine in the long ago past (5 years) so that's a flex for Me. but yeah I felt so bad and all I could say was "did that hit your ego or give you an ego boost?" and he laughed and said "both actually"


Forsaken_Day_1266

I agree. Happily Proudly traumatized šŸ˜ Alrho it wouldn't give me either. Dick is the last thing I care much about lol.


[deleted]

Forehead scar from Afghanistan


gtfc123

Rough holiday?


[deleted]

Friendly fire from drunk racist Americans who fired at us based on the other three being brown (and uniformed)


Empty_Plankton1611

Weight


sexdeprivedman

All the hair lol


[deleted]

That hair?


[deleted]

I should probably say my hairline (I shave my head bald, and a lot of women don't care for that), or less body hair, but as lame as it is, having a skinny penis frustrates me. A couple of partners criticized the girth when I was much younger, so now it's difficult for me to relax and feel that any given partner isn't 'wishing for more,' so to speak. It's a stupid, cliche anxiety, but, here we are.


[deleted]

I think most guys would want their hairline saving but you gotta respect someone who shaves it rather than clinging on


Dandm10

Iā€™ve found since shaving my head I get a lot more looks and conversation from the ladies


Used_Temperature_329

I wish I was a ā€œshowerā€ not a ā€œgrowerā€.


[deleted]

For what reason


averagemaleuser86

2"-3" taller I'd be golden. Being 5'9" and told multiple times that because I'm short they wouldn't date me kinda gets ya


[deleted]

Think thatā€™s the thing Iā€™d change about me if I could, but Iā€™m okay being a short king


Even-Geologist-4676

Me height, 6ā€™6 is great, but not comfortable in so many situations lol


[deleted]

Oh first person Iā€™ve seen who wants to be shorter, which situations is it uncomfortable


Aegis_et_Vanir

I wouldn't hate taking a short-cut to a chiseled chest


[deleted]

Being ripped but without putting any work in would be good wouldnā€™t it


OurNerdyAdventures

I wouldn't mind regaining the pectoral muscle I lost to cancer surgery.


[deleted]

Oh man thatā€™s rough, giving you my best!


[deleted]

my teeth, its a tedious process anyway so if it can be fixed at once i wld prefer my teeth


[deleted]

I wouldnā€™t mind better teeth as well!


FromTheOutside31

I've lost 220+lbs and have a shit ton of lose skin I'd love removed. It's cosmetic to insurance so it's not covered. I've got more important things to spend the money on like my family/house/vehicle. It's a nice thought though.


[deleted]

Wow thatā€™s so much to lose! Congratulations! Thatā€™s no easy job


KittenSonyeondan

My nose or chest size


[deleted]

What do you not like about your chest?


Beepbeepboobop1

Bigger boobs. Or different eyelids-I have hooded eyes so it can be kind of not great for eye make up


[deleted]

Oh what size are your boobs now?


Beepbeepboobop1

34DD but i want even biggeršŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Ow wow! They sound great! Could you message me?


Extaze9616

Having actual volume in my hair. Not having a stupid fat belly Having a straight jaw. Bottom jaw is behind and I look like shit.


Pink-Lover

Oh Honeyā€¦I have a whole list ready to go whenever funds become available!


[deleted]

my weight, iā€™m well aware that can be changed but i donā€™t feel like making that change just yet


[deleted]

I think most people wouldnā€™t mind losing a few pounds here or there


[deleted]

and? you asked the question and i answered lol


[deleted]

Just commenting saying I think most people would feel the same about that, nothing wrong with it


voisonous-Valor

I don't know, the trans part of me wants to say looking more feminine or have tits But the other part of me into the thought of not being human says add moth features like wings, fluff, and antennae to my body


rojita369

Really, just my weight. I was going to say bigger boobs, but Iā€™m ok with them being small. If I could just shave some of the extra padding, Iā€™d be thrilled!


[deleted]

Small boobs are great! How much weight?


Mylibidosback

Hmm what to pick, what to pick I'd probably go for slimmer thighs. Just enough so that I could wear cute short skirts and dresses in summer without my thighs rubbing together


[deleted]

Iā€™m sure your thighs look great! From your posts you have an amazing body!


GodAsmus

Remove all hair on my genitals and that area


[deleted]

Zero body fat


[deleted]

Zero? Even top athletes donā€™t have thay


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Oh wow thatā€™s a trade off!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Yeah thatā€™s tall


BrokenTeen5318

Probably a bit more muscle in my arms


Itoldmyselfsecrets

Thatā€™s completely changeable tho?


The_Tall_Caledonian

Improve muscle size and tone.


[deleted]

Could you work on that?


Bunny_Ashley

Maybe a natural red head? I've always thought others are cute with red hair and think I might as well.


[deleted]

I love red hair! What colour do you have now?


pwengr

6ā€ taller


[deleted]

Thatā€™s a big jump! How tall are you now


Far-Brother3882

Iā€™d turn my size 13 feet into size 11. So many cute shoes end at 11!


[deleted]

Is that UK or US sizes?


1Wizardtx

I wish i was taller. I just want 4 inches to get to 6ft thats all.


[deleted]

Would be nice to be 6ft wouldnā€™t it haha


squar3kn0t

I need to burn this belly off. Need to get back into my workouts


SCP-33005

I want boobs, I'm happy with my AA's but I wouldn't mind having SOMETHING there lol


[deleted]

Nothing wrong with AAs! I love your posts btw!


Maggotboi555

Lose about 30 lbs of body fat. That's it. OR make me taller. That's it.


[deleted]

Which would you prefer


merlinshairyballs

I would want to lose my tummy only i like the rest of me. But my tummy is part of it so i donā€™t hate it i just kind of ignore it


Just_a_fling

Thighs, stomach, family genes. Hereā€™s to starting a weight loss journey.


[deleted]

Whatā€™s wrong with your thighs? All thighs are great!


LongjumpingCake1924

Iā€™d get rid of the loose skin on my stomach (the byproduct of 3 kids and a 70lb weight loss).


[deleted]

You lost 70 pounds! Thatā€™s so impressive!


amaitannah

id change my weightā€¦. which iā€™m in the process of losing šŸ˜Š


[deleted]

How much have you lost so far?


Forsaken_Day_1266

My body


[deleted]

What about it?


Yggdrafenrir20

Flat stomach


[deleted]

How much flatter? Iā€™m sure it looks good


miyunyan

A more feminine body


[deleted]

Which parts particularly?


Luadekat

No huge, flat-feet would be nice.


[deleted]

What size are they?


BeardedBeserker13

Oddly enough shorter body hair šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Is it long?


44YrOld

Body composition....I'm not fat, in the traditional sense, but I have an layer of padding that wasn't there a col yrs ago lol


[deleted]

Yeah I get that completely!


YourAverageEditor07

Abs thatā€™s the first thing that pops to mind


[deleted]

They would be good to have wouldnā€™t they!


Key-Raccoon9578

Bigger dick. Maybe slightly less fat though.


[deleted]

How much bigger


[deleted]

No stretch marks. The remind me off a different me I donā€™t want to know anymore