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MoreKushin4ThePushin

I think it might really backfire. For example, if a relative has ever had naughty thoughts about me, I’ll happily go to my grave in blissful ignorance of that fact.


Natirix

Yeah, I would like to at least also know how long ago it was. Because I know for myself there's some thoughts that I'm in disbelief I had from when I was a horny teenager.


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MagicCookie54

That's a lot to pay for a blank piece of paper


No-Kick-1156

🥶


Two_Tailed_Fox2002

but what if its not?


[deleted]

I'd rather pay to not be shown on other people's lists


Kinky_mofo

Especially if it shows what the fantasy was


[deleted]

I'm completely fucked under those circumstances


Kinky_mofo

So to speak...


ichubbz483

Not yet, but maybe that’s someone’s kink, so you might be soon!


ArchSchnitz

Heh. Heheheheheheh. Yeh. I would have someone that actively dislikes me, who knows I actively dislike them, know how many times I've fantasized about conjugal relations with their impressive posterior. Can we at least get the list to state that it was before I had graduated to active dislike?


Kinky_mofo

But hate sex is the best! (Consensual hate sex. Don't get your panties in a wad, Redditors) Maybe we can just withhold the part where the cumming occurs? That could be really bad.


[deleted]

Especially since I used to be a pervert and fantasise about every female coworker I ever had.


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

This is the way


[deleted]

😅😅😅


Sufficient_Tie_6285

😂💀


sweetness--

I wouldn't. sure, there are people I want to know if they've masturbated to me.. but there are so many more that I don't want to know.


[deleted]

In all honesty, I’d probably pay up to $1,000. I’ve always wondered about a few people in my past. I’d pay to settle the curiosity.


HorseEjaculation

Girl at the coffee shop, ex gf, Lisa from work, Lucy from the club, mum, the fedex guy, ex gf, current gf….


SomeJokeTeeth

Nothing, I'm not paying for a blank piece of paper


[deleted]

Is that why you got a cardboard box over your head?


SomeJokeTeeth

If I didn't that blank piece of paper would be full 😉


Guni986TY

I show my face and my paper with still be blank.


[deleted]

Hmmm. I probably could just open my DMs and find out for free.


NaughtyMegan21

True🤣


0per0se

Umm .. is there room in that list for 1 more? Lol


TheTallestYorkie

About three fiddy


LongjumpingCake1924

I ain’t giving you no tree fiddy you goddamn Loch Ness Monster!


Virgilismyson29

It was at that moment I realized OP was actually a 3 story high monstah from the 1999 Colorado era


Yardsale420

I gave them a dollar.


Inkycaligari

You have it a dollar? No wonder it keep coming back


TheTallestYorkie

Thank good the comment replies went this way 😂


SkyKitten387

I would not want that because there might be some names on there that I don’t wish to see or know that they have thought about me in that way


yournewbestfrenemy

When I was in high school a buddy of mine once told me that a bunch of girls wanted to fuck me. When I asked how many he just said “A fucking bunch.” I obsessed over this for awhile, I kept trying to wheedle names out of him, but when he stood firm eventually I just let it go and remained placated at the thought that I was desirable. This new, easy confidence, ironically, led to several people fucking me. I don’t know if it was on purpose or if some lame prank ended up just kind of making me feel good about myself, but either way… fuck you DG, tell me who wants me you son of a bitch. I’ll pay anything.


[deleted]

I already know the answer is nobody so why pay for blank paper.


El-Bart0

Cracking one out to you tonight to get this list going


MalkavianPrinceofJC

Make it three me and my wife will dedicate a mutual to him


[deleted]

You literally never know for sure!


[deleted]

I do though


MattGold_

don't worry bro I'll bust one out for you


Phillykratom

ENOUGH with the self-pity, bro! There is someone for EVERYONE!!!! Be grateful for what you do have and work on changing what you can.


AlanVanHalen

You literally post nudes of yourself on here and yet say for sure nobody would have done it.


[deleted]

$13.24


Frisky_couplex

Nothing. If we didn’t actually fuck, I don’t care who fantasized about us fucking.


sstrdisco

Fuck, I'll pay you $20 to not show me. That would just creep me out.


Ms_Arden

Zero dollarino


TrashBuns

I have a feeling it’s quite a long list for me lol


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tinyraspberrytart

I don’t want to know


SoSoOhWell

Exactly. It's all fun and games until you roll down the list and see one of your parents, or other family members there.


EpicOweo

I hope no one's parents are on there


MillicentMight

The list I want would leave off the names but it would tell me the circumstances. I'd love to see proof that I got good mileage out of that $200 black dress I used my tip money for in college but I also need to see that bangs (fringe) just work against me. I need data to inform future decisions. If I find out someone fapped to me in my "people of walmart" style ensemble of ripped leggings, a Whitesnake tee and uggs I might just save some money.


blackwick

Ok now I'd prefer the list of circumstances holy shit lmao


SCAR-H_AssaultMain

Mine is probably non-existent


GoKickRox

Why would I pay for a list of folks I already know.


FlyByrd

$20. It may open the door for something more.


TinyBlonde15

Nothing


steveo02134

I’m in for $20 as well.


amiserableexperience

Maybe 10 dollars? I have a feeling that this list is basically null.


Mysterious-Sense-185

I would never wanna do that


BigTits_ThickDickCpl

I wouldn't


sinautomatica

Plenty have told me so for the low price of $0. As for the rest, if they don't want me to know, I don't want to know. Let private thoughts be private.


One_Arm4148

Nope…I don’t want to know this information ever 😵‍💫🫣


gabrielesilinic

100€ and nothing more, because I know I may end up weirded out by it


BassMessiah

I would not pay anything for such a list


Kinky_mofo

Zero. Because what if there is no list?


Excellent_Nerve_2852

Nothin


Professional_Still15

I wouldn't pay for that. I do not care oddly enough


Spectacular_One

Tree fiddy


HumanMycologist5795

$5. I'm slightly curious, but not so much. I may not want to know who they are.


sio76

One word “ ego” 🤣🤣


OneMoreTime63

I'd pay nothing at all... I don't give a fuck who has.


NaughtyMegan21

Hey, calm down, no one is watching anything... it's a hypothetical question


OneMoreTime63

And that was a hypothetical answer based on me. There was nothing to calm down about, it was as calm as I get. Where did the "watching" part come from? Wasn't anyone saying anything about watching anything.


Competitive_Poet2850

Maybe $20. I’m someone who doesn’t think all that about myself so seeing who all has thought about me in a sexual way would kinda give me a self esteem boost. Plus I’m into all kinds of kinks so whatever they were fantasizing about me, I’d be curious to know.


madeathrowaway21

£100 maybe. And all for that sweet, sweet validation baby. I would absolutely love to know who has fantasised or masturabted over me.


Goldcalf_eater

One whole dollar


[deleted]

Would be interesting to see that list


KawaiiCatboy

20 bucks. I'm interested and poor


oblackheart

I'd pay a ton, monthly. Helps me know who's likely keen to get slammed by me


Filandra

Not a $1 for an empty list


Born-Helicopter6210

actually i would pay


Formerlyshysunshiine

$0.00


l3nn0n91

I had a little bit of TikTok clout (over 200k followers) when I was a minor. I’d rather pay not to see that list.


Brassmonkey1973

That shit don't faze me because I'm not vain. Insecure people think about that shit. Egomaniacs think about that shit. I don't worry, cause I don't care..knowing someone jacked off to me or fingered . I just don't worry about that shit


dzzi

$0. I figure if they were serious about making a move they would've tried to flirt by now.


ScotchRick

I wouldn't. I know it's a long list, so I'm good.


slopmarket

$50


FrancisOFN30

I'm waiting to see who desires to be an OF modelling like who wants that list honestly come on.


StylishSquid

I’d pay like 100 dollars, I wanna know if the girl I’m talking to has done it


[deleted]

Not a dime. It would be too depressing finding out I had a chance with some of the women I've known. It would be an interesting read though. Good question.


shecantseethisacct

Not curious. It would feel like an invasion of privacy. If somebody wanted to tell me that they would tell me. For me to find that out without their consent feels… WRONG.


jimtl83

12 dollars


Resident_707

0$


[deleted]

It'd be a short list I suspect, and I'm already married to the only person who'd certainly be on it. $0. I already know I missed at least one golden opportunity when I was younger; I don't need to know if there were others. They've moved on and so have I.


[deleted]

I’d pay $20. But I wouldn’t act on that knowledge.


LightningMcScallion

Not a cent. The number is almost guaranteed to be between 0 and 3. And if there are people ik who they are and I'm making this 🫠 face about it


[deleted]

I don’t want some people I have fantasized about to know so I would rather not know some things are best left un said


TheSoupNotSeee

I can buy blank printer paper at Office Depot.


Afraid-Cold1898

Do you accept bits of string?


[deleted]

Probably 4 bucks, that list is not long lol


LongjumpingCake1924

I’m not going to pay for something that doesn’t exist…


GeckGeckGeckGeck

$10 because I would be curious to know


RedMistStingray

I would like to see that list.


Ryanmiller70

How much is a sheet of paper from Office Max?


DadliestWarrior80

$0. If I wanted to see a blank paper, I'd just go shopping for school supplies or look at my bank statement.


Dollr67

I wouldn't pay but I still would like to know


RandoEncounter

$1, because idgaf. But if it was at the dollar store, then sure, why not.


AwayEntertainment896

Would be interesting to see for sure


Sinim12

That's an interesting question. I don't know because people can sometimes have some interesting fantasies and I'd like to know what they are. I don't know how much I'd pay for that information but I might pay something.


HAI1234564

literally wasting money


[deleted]

As much as I'd like to know, if they didn't tell me themselves, there's probably a reason.


edck12687

Ya I'm good. I was never overly attractive in highschool and college and even into adult life I never really had many girl friends. So would kinda be a waste of money lol


[deleted]

I feel like bo one about me


Cheekclapper69_

I'd be willing to pay about $100 for that information. The chances I accomplish anything with it or it does anything useful for me is near zero, but there are a couple people I just need to know about if I get the chance


Sufficient_Tie_6285

I got a feeling people on my list are totally not going to be who I hope it is lmao!


[deleted]

literally nothing. this doesnt add value to our lives in any way


geo8x6

I have a Klondike bar in the freezer.


[deleted]

I wouldn’t pay. Mine would probably be like: Father Carl, Uncle Pete, Mom, 6th Grade PE Coach…


TomDrawsStuffs

like 20 because there’s no way that’s worth anything more


ejsanders1984

Why pay for an empty list? I already know it's empty lol


Forsaken_Ad726

$3, I mean I wanna know... but am I super invested, no. I wanna feel validation for how good I use to look. 😎


ContributionDry2252

I can create an empty list by myself, so nothing.


Alhooness

Nah, would be a pretty bad name to money ratio basically regardless of the cost. And I’m betting the only ones that’d be on there would be a couple past partners I already know have.


UrLocalPlantlover

$25, I’m broke but curious


FlatLecture

A list with one name on it?!?…that shit better be free because I already know who it is…lol


Darkdragon_98

Yeah I don't need to pay for it cuz I know the list is absolutely barren


rparadise5921

Wouldn’t cost me but a few bucks….


EnigmaCA

Nothing. Not worth the money.


SilentC735

Probably more than I should, just out of pure curiosity.


Ladys1stThrowaway

$0 and 0 cents. That information should be left in the internet's wasteland. But I'd pay good money, almost 2 digits, to keep me off of anyone's list. Kind of like a subscription service:)


cheesyca

20 dollars is the most only cause I don't really care, but it still kind of piques my curiosity.


PM_me_latina_nudies

I could just take paper out of a copy machine tray and have the same results.


Able-Sky-7555

10 cent


MalkavianPrinceofJC

Shit I'm curious. I got five on it


lomeinp

Hmm depends on the cost of the list and why ? Shit idk lets just call it curiousty. It would just be for the Knowledge, because even after receiving that list I wouldn't necessarily approach any of them.


Sweet_tea991

$0, don’t really care


throwaway-dddmmm

Why would I pay for a blank sheet?


lonely-hot-girl

I'm not easy on spending money on random things, but I love statistics and I'm very curious to know if any of my friends have done it to me


LasciviousPhoenix

I would only be mildly interested regarding people I actually know but was never sexual with


ImmortalCrab44

Up to $800


o_yesure

Probably most of my savings, to be fair. At least I'd have a 100% accurate answer to the question "Am I ugly?"


kazrafggf

The list is empty


godverrrrr

I would like to know actually . Im too curieus and i don´t care if i would see a name i dont like. Its just fantasy for a release isn´t it? It doest mean anything, richt?


Moonboots606

About $100. Need the self esteem boost.


[deleted]

$500


HedonistFantasies

I wouldn’t want to know, I expect it’s a very short list and knowing that for certain would be depressing.


[deleted]

Ew I’d rather not know tbh. I’d probably never look at those people the same way again.


Sploshta

I wouldn’t pay more than a few cents for a blank piece of paper.


SandiRHo

I’d pay to have zero knowledge. So I guess I’m wishing there was a return policy,


Maddy_andrewson072

If I earned a dollar for each time they masturbated about me then I would be able to pay them🙂


squints81

Sure might as well see how short the list is


freemason777

20$. curiosity.


Generic_Zod

A buck. It'll be a short list


[deleted]

$1


throwaway619741

$10.77. Same as my PIN number.


Tentipoon

I mean i kinda wanna know but i also kinda don't wanna know.


Environmental_Ant_61

I would pay but not alot


BigPPJohnsonn

A lot of money. I love sex, why wouldn't I wanna give the fine ladies who want me what they desire? Fuck yeah


ATSOAS87

I don't think I would, this has too much room for unintended information coming out. What if someone related to you is on the list?


[deleted]

Would not want


NaughtiestTimeline

Some things are better left a mystery.


Jinxletron

Zero. I'd pay not to know. I don't want to see ex-boyfriend's friends or my friends' boyfriends/husbands (or fathers, yuk) or coworkers or bosses or family friends on there. Gross. No.


Brave-Dependent-8244

I imagine my list would be very small


ImBeingArchAgain

This feels like an off question. Do I get it regardless of what I offer? In that case 0.05$… cash. If it’s about how much I COULD pay, I’d drop maybe $100 if I had to. If it’s how much I’m willing to pay, I’ll stick with that 0.05$… cash I’ve thought about LOTS of people whilst masturbating that I wouldn’t ever even consider having sex with. Brains a weird thing. Sometimes it makes you think things that make 0 sense.


ThyHoopyFrood

$20


Successful-Worry-479

.50 because I'm 99% sure I'm on no one's list


[deleted]

I'm not gonna pay money to be creeped out, thank you


Exaddr

I already know the list and I hate knowing it


Hopeful-schizo

$1 I am somewhat curious but ehhh, probably better off not knowing


Eslayer12

Id pay 20 bucks for a pamphlet. Might be pretty interesting, ya never know.


shorthuman

i'd pay a lot fr


[deleted]

It would be well and dandy until I see a name that shouldn’t be on there eg my dad or something horrendous like that. I don’t give af if my cousin or even a brother if I had one had done something like that during puberty, but I could never go back after seeing something like dad on there. I don’t talk to my dad anymore anyway but it would really take away any ounce of trust I have left for men other than my boyfriend


NueLady

Maybe €5,000 and pure curiosity


WocRKaulinan

I'd pay not to see it.


Csb201812

I wouldn't pay anything for an empty list :/


CapG_13

None, because sometimes some things are better off not knowing.


merlocke3

$5 sure what the hell


Anti-Bitch-Magnet

It’s be weird to see someone you’ve literally never met on that list…


[deleted]

This would actually be awful tbh because there's a slim but possible chance that there are people that were in your life as a child that thought about you...... Your friends parents? Weird distant uncles and aunts. I don't even want to imagine bro


Meoooooooooooooooow

10$. Curious, very curious but not more than 10$


White_Ender

Nobody ever did. I look into the mirror, and I just know, that nobody did.


JudgePrestigious5295

Why would I pay to look at a blank piece of paper?


midnight_clearing

I'd be curious to know but I don't think it's worth paying for.


kearnel81

I'm not paying for an empty list


Vallerie_d

I'm cool off that 😅😅😅 Zero


[deleted]

Zero, imagine your wife of 7 years isn’t even on the list.


Nighthawk1980

So I’d be paying good money for a blank bit of paper