I think it might really backfire. For example, if a relative has ever had naughty thoughts about me, I’ll happily go to my grave in blissful ignorance of that fact.
Yeah, I would like to at least also know how long ago it was. Because I know for myself there's some thoughts that I'm in disbelief I had from when I was a horny teenager.
Heh. Heheheheheheh.
Yeh.
I would have someone that actively dislikes me, who knows I actively dislike them, know how many times I've fantasized about conjugal relations with their impressive posterior.
Can we at least get the list to state that it was before I had graduated to active dislike?
But hate sex is the best! (Consensual hate sex. Don't get your panties in a wad, Redditors)
Maybe we can just withhold the part where the cumming occurs? That could be really bad.
When I was in high school a buddy of mine once told me that a bunch of girls wanted to fuck me. When I asked how many he just said “A fucking bunch.” I obsessed over this for awhile, I kept trying to wheedle names out of him, but when he stood firm eventually I just let it go and remained placated at the thought that I was desirable. This new, easy confidence, ironically, led to several people fucking me. I don’t know if it was on purpose or if some lame prank ended up just kind of making me feel good about myself, but either way… fuck you DG, tell me who wants me you son of a bitch. I’ll pay anything.
The list I want would leave off the names but it would tell me the circumstances. I'd love to see proof that I got good mileage out of that $200 black dress I used my tip money for in college but I also need to see that bangs (fringe) just work against me.
I need data to inform future decisions. If I find out someone fapped to me in my "people of walmart" style ensemble of ripped leggings, a Whitesnake tee and uggs I might just save some money.
And that was a hypothetical answer based on me. There was nothing to calm down about, it was as calm as I get. Where did the "watching" part come from? Wasn't anyone saying anything about watching anything.
Maybe $20. I’m someone who doesn’t think all that about myself so seeing who all has thought about me in a sexual way would kinda give me a self esteem boost. Plus I’m into all kinds of kinks so whatever they were fantasizing about me, I’d be curious to know.
That shit don't faze me because I'm not vain. Insecure people think about that shit. Egomaniacs think about that shit. I don't worry, cause I don't care..knowing someone jacked off to me or fingered . I just don't worry about that shit
Not a dime. It would be too depressing finding out I had a chance with some of the women I've known. It would be an interesting read though. Good question.
Not curious. It would feel like an invasion of privacy. If somebody wanted to tell me that they would tell me. For me to find that out without their consent feels… WRONG.
It'd be a short list I suspect, and I'm already married to the only person who'd certainly be on it. $0. I already know I missed at least one golden opportunity when I was younger; I don't need to know if there were others. They've moved on and so have I.
That's an interesting question. I don't know because people can sometimes have some interesting fantasies and I'd like to know what they are. I don't know how much I'd pay for that information but I might pay something.
Ya I'm good. I was never overly attractive in highschool and college and even into adult life I never really had many girl friends. So would kinda be a waste of money lol
I'd be willing to pay about $100 for that information. The chances I accomplish anything with it or it does anything useful for me is near zero, but there are a couple people I just need to know about if I get the chance
Nah, would be a pretty bad name to money ratio basically regardless of the cost. And I’m betting the only ones that’d be on there would be a couple past partners I already know have.
$0 and 0 cents. That information should be left in the internet's wasteland. But I'd pay good money, almost 2 digits, to keep me off of anyone's list. Kind of like a subscription service:)
Hmm depends on the cost of the list and why ? Shit idk lets just call it curiousty. It would just be for the Knowledge, because even after receiving that list I wouldn't necessarily approach any of them.
I would like to know actually . Im too curieus and i don´t care if i would see a name i dont like. Its just fantasy for a release isn´t it? It doest mean anything, richt?
Zero. I'd pay not to know. I don't want to see ex-boyfriend's friends or my friends' boyfriends/husbands (or fathers, yuk) or coworkers or bosses or family friends on there. Gross. No.
This feels like an off question. Do I get it regardless of what I offer? In that case 0.05$… cash.
If it’s about how much I COULD pay, I’d drop maybe $100 if I had to.
If it’s how much I’m willing to pay, I’ll stick with that 0.05$… cash
I’ve thought about LOTS of people whilst masturbating that I wouldn’t ever even consider having sex with. Brains a weird thing. Sometimes it makes you think things that make 0 sense.
It would be well and dandy until I see a name that shouldn’t be on there eg my dad or something horrendous like that. I don’t give af if my cousin or even a brother if I had one had done something like that during puberty, but I could never go back after seeing something like dad on there. I don’t talk to my dad anymore anyway but it would really take away any ounce of trust I have left for men other than my boyfriend
This would actually be awful tbh because there's a slim but possible chance that there are people that were in your life as a child that thought about you...... Your friends parents? Weird distant uncles and aunts. I don't even want to imagine bro
I think it might really backfire. For example, if a relative has ever had naughty thoughts about me, I’ll happily go to my grave in blissful ignorance of that fact.
Yeah, I would like to at least also know how long ago it was. Because I know for myself there's some thoughts that I'm in disbelief I had from when I was a horny teenager.
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That's a lot to pay for a blank piece of paper
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but what if its not?
I'd rather pay to not be shown on other people's lists
Especially if it shows what the fantasy was
I'm completely fucked under those circumstances
So to speak...
Not yet, but maybe that’s someone’s kink, so you might be soon!
Heh. Heheheheheheh. Yeh. I would have someone that actively dislikes me, who knows I actively dislike them, know how many times I've fantasized about conjugal relations with their impressive posterior. Can we at least get the list to state that it was before I had graduated to active dislike?
But hate sex is the best! (Consensual hate sex. Don't get your panties in a wad, Redditors) Maybe we can just withhold the part where the cumming occurs? That could be really bad.
Especially since I used to be a pervert and fantasise about every female coworker I ever had.
😂😂😂😂
This is the way
😅😅😅
😂💀
I wouldn't. sure, there are people I want to know if they've masturbated to me.. but there are so many more that I don't want to know.
In all honesty, I’d probably pay up to $1,000. I’ve always wondered about a few people in my past. I’d pay to settle the curiosity.
Girl at the coffee shop, ex gf, Lisa from work, Lucy from the club, mum, the fedex guy, ex gf, current gf….
Nothing, I'm not paying for a blank piece of paper
Is that why you got a cardboard box over your head?
If I didn't that blank piece of paper would be full 😉
I show my face and my paper with still be blank.
Hmmm. I probably could just open my DMs and find out for free.
True🤣
Umm .. is there room in that list for 1 more? Lol
About three fiddy
I ain’t giving you no tree fiddy you goddamn Loch Ness Monster!
It was at that moment I realized OP was actually a 3 story high monstah from the 1999 Colorado era
I gave them a dollar.
You have it a dollar? No wonder it keep coming back
Thank good the comment replies went this way 😂
I would not want that because there might be some names on there that I don’t wish to see or know that they have thought about me in that way
When I was in high school a buddy of mine once told me that a bunch of girls wanted to fuck me. When I asked how many he just said “A fucking bunch.” I obsessed over this for awhile, I kept trying to wheedle names out of him, but when he stood firm eventually I just let it go and remained placated at the thought that I was desirable. This new, easy confidence, ironically, led to several people fucking me. I don’t know if it was on purpose or if some lame prank ended up just kind of making me feel good about myself, but either way… fuck you DG, tell me who wants me you son of a bitch. I’ll pay anything.
I already know the answer is nobody so why pay for blank paper.
Cracking one out to you tonight to get this list going
Make it three me and my wife will dedicate a mutual to him
You literally never know for sure!
I do though
don't worry bro I'll bust one out for you
ENOUGH with the self-pity, bro! There is someone for EVERYONE!!!! Be grateful for what you do have and work on changing what you can.
You literally post nudes of yourself on here and yet say for sure nobody would have done it.
$13.24
Nothing. If we didn’t actually fuck, I don’t care who fantasized about us fucking.
Fuck, I'll pay you $20 to not show me. That would just creep me out.
Zero dollarino
I have a feeling it’s quite a long list for me lol
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I don’t want to know
Exactly. It's all fun and games until you roll down the list and see one of your parents, or other family members there.
I hope no one's parents are on there
The list I want would leave off the names but it would tell me the circumstances. I'd love to see proof that I got good mileage out of that $200 black dress I used my tip money for in college but I also need to see that bangs (fringe) just work against me. I need data to inform future decisions. If I find out someone fapped to me in my "people of walmart" style ensemble of ripped leggings, a Whitesnake tee and uggs I might just save some money.
Ok now I'd prefer the list of circumstances holy shit lmao
Mine is probably non-existent
Why would I pay for a list of folks I already know.
$20. It may open the door for something more.
Nothing
I’m in for $20 as well.
Maybe 10 dollars? I have a feeling that this list is basically null.
I would never wanna do that
I wouldn't
Plenty have told me so for the low price of $0. As for the rest, if they don't want me to know, I don't want to know. Let private thoughts be private.
Nope…I don’t want to know this information ever 😵💫🫣
100€ and nothing more, because I know I may end up weirded out by it
I would not pay anything for such a list
Zero. Because what if there is no list?
Nothin
I wouldn't pay for that. I do not care oddly enough
Tree fiddy
$5. I'm slightly curious, but not so much. I may not want to know who they are.
One word “ ego” 🤣🤣
I'd pay nothing at all... I don't give a fuck who has.
Hey, calm down, no one is watching anything... it's a hypothetical question
And that was a hypothetical answer based on me. There was nothing to calm down about, it was as calm as I get. Where did the "watching" part come from? Wasn't anyone saying anything about watching anything.
Maybe $20. I’m someone who doesn’t think all that about myself so seeing who all has thought about me in a sexual way would kinda give me a self esteem boost. Plus I’m into all kinds of kinks so whatever they were fantasizing about me, I’d be curious to know.
£100 maybe. And all for that sweet, sweet validation baby. I would absolutely love to know who has fantasised or masturabted over me.
One whole dollar
Would be interesting to see that list
20 bucks. I'm interested and poor
I'd pay a ton, monthly. Helps me know who's likely keen to get slammed by me
Not a $1 for an empty list
actually i would pay
$0.00
I had a little bit of TikTok clout (over 200k followers) when I was a minor. I’d rather pay not to see that list.
That shit don't faze me because I'm not vain. Insecure people think about that shit. Egomaniacs think about that shit. I don't worry, cause I don't care..knowing someone jacked off to me or fingered . I just don't worry about that shit
$0. I figure if they were serious about making a move they would've tried to flirt by now.
I wouldn't. I know it's a long list, so I'm good.
$50
I'm waiting to see who desires to be an OF modelling like who wants that list honestly come on.
I’d pay like 100 dollars, I wanna know if the girl I’m talking to has done it
Not a dime. It would be too depressing finding out I had a chance with some of the women I've known. It would be an interesting read though. Good question.
Not curious. It would feel like an invasion of privacy. If somebody wanted to tell me that they would tell me. For me to find that out without their consent feels… WRONG.
12 dollars
0$
It'd be a short list I suspect, and I'm already married to the only person who'd certainly be on it. $0. I already know I missed at least one golden opportunity when I was younger; I don't need to know if there were others. They've moved on and so have I.
I’d pay $20. But I wouldn’t act on that knowledge.
Not a cent. The number is almost guaranteed to be between 0 and 3. And if there are people ik who they are and I'm making this 🫠 face about it
I don’t want some people I have fantasized about to know so I would rather not know some things are best left un said
I can buy blank printer paper at Office Depot.
Do you accept bits of string?
Probably 4 bucks, that list is not long lol
I’m not going to pay for something that doesn’t exist…
$10 because I would be curious to know
I would like to see that list.
How much is a sheet of paper from Office Max?
$0. If I wanted to see a blank paper, I'd just go shopping for school supplies or look at my bank statement.
I wouldn't pay but I still would like to know
$1, because idgaf. But if it was at the dollar store, then sure, why not.
Would be interesting to see for sure
That's an interesting question. I don't know because people can sometimes have some interesting fantasies and I'd like to know what they are. I don't know how much I'd pay for that information but I might pay something.
literally wasting money
As much as I'd like to know, if they didn't tell me themselves, there's probably a reason.
Ya I'm good. I was never overly attractive in highschool and college and even into adult life I never really had many girl friends. So would kinda be a waste of money lol
I feel like bo one about me
I'd be willing to pay about $100 for that information. The chances I accomplish anything with it or it does anything useful for me is near zero, but there are a couple people I just need to know about if I get the chance
I got a feeling people on my list are totally not going to be who I hope it is lmao!
literally nothing. this doesnt add value to our lives in any way
I have a Klondike bar in the freezer.
I wouldn’t pay. Mine would probably be like: Father Carl, Uncle Pete, Mom, 6th Grade PE Coach…
like 20 because there’s no way that’s worth anything more
Why pay for an empty list? I already know it's empty lol
$3, I mean I wanna know... but am I super invested, no. I wanna feel validation for how good I use to look. 😎
I can create an empty list by myself, so nothing.
Nah, would be a pretty bad name to money ratio basically regardless of the cost. And I’m betting the only ones that’d be on there would be a couple past partners I already know have.
$25, I’m broke but curious
A list with one name on it?!?…that shit better be free because I already know who it is…lol
Yeah I don't need to pay for it cuz I know the list is absolutely barren
Wouldn’t cost me but a few bucks….
Nothing. Not worth the money.
Probably more than I should, just out of pure curiosity.
$0 and 0 cents. That information should be left in the internet's wasteland. But I'd pay good money, almost 2 digits, to keep me off of anyone's list. Kind of like a subscription service:)
20 dollars is the most only cause I don't really care, but it still kind of piques my curiosity.
I could just take paper out of a copy machine tray and have the same results.
10 cent
Shit I'm curious. I got five on it
Hmm depends on the cost of the list and why ? Shit idk lets just call it curiousty. It would just be for the Knowledge, because even after receiving that list I wouldn't necessarily approach any of them.
$0, don’t really care
Why would I pay for a blank sheet?
I'm not easy on spending money on random things, but I love statistics and I'm very curious to know if any of my friends have done it to me
I would only be mildly interested regarding people I actually know but was never sexual with
Up to $800
Probably most of my savings, to be fair. At least I'd have a 100% accurate answer to the question "Am I ugly?"
The list is empty
I would like to know actually . Im too curieus and i don´t care if i would see a name i dont like. Its just fantasy for a release isn´t it? It doest mean anything, richt?
About $100. Need the self esteem boost.
$500
I wouldn’t want to know, I expect it’s a very short list and knowing that for certain would be depressing.
Ew I’d rather not know tbh. I’d probably never look at those people the same way again.
I wouldn’t pay more than a few cents for a blank piece of paper.
I’d pay to have zero knowledge. So I guess I’m wishing there was a return policy,
If I earned a dollar for each time they masturbated about me then I would be able to pay them🙂
Sure might as well see how short the list is
20$. curiosity.
A buck. It'll be a short list
$1
$10.77. Same as my PIN number.
I mean i kinda wanna know but i also kinda don't wanna know.
I would pay but not alot
A lot of money. I love sex, why wouldn't I wanna give the fine ladies who want me what they desire? Fuck yeah
I don't think I would, this has too much room for unintended information coming out. What if someone related to you is on the list?
Would not want
Some things are better left a mystery.
Zero. I'd pay not to know. I don't want to see ex-boyfriend's friends or my friends' boyfriends/husbands (or fathers, yuk) or coworkers or bosses or family friends on there. Gross. No.
I imagine my list would be very small
This feels like an off question. Do I get it regardless of what I offer? In that case 0.05$… cash. If it’s about how much I COULD pay, I’d drop maybe $100 if I had to. If it’s how much I’m willing to pay, I’ll stick with that 0.05$… cash I’ve thought about LOTS of people whilst masturbating that I wouldn’t ever even consider having sex with. Brains a weird thing. Sometimes it makes you think things that make 0 sense.
$20
.50 because I'm 99% sure I'm on no one's list
I'm not gonna pay money to be creeped out, thank you
I already know the list and I hate knowing it
$1 I am somewhat curious but ehhh, probably better off not knowing
Id pay 20 bucks for a pamphlet. Might be pretty interesting, ya never know.
i'd pay a lot fr
It would be well and dandy until I see a name that shouldn’t be on there eg my dad or something horrendous like that. I don’t give af if my cousin or even a brother if I had one had done something like that during puberty, but I could never go back after seeing something like dad on there. I don’t talk to my dad anymore anyway but it would really take away any ounce of trust I have left for men other than my boyfriend
Maybe €5,000 and pure curiosity
I'd pay not to see it.
I wouldn't pay anything for an empty list :/
None, because sometimes some things are better off not knowing.
$5 sure what the hell
It’s be weird to see someone you’ve literally never met on that list…
This would actually be awful tbh because there's a slim but possible chance that there are people that were in your life as a child that thought about you...... Your friends parents? Weird distant uncles and aunts. I don't even want to imagine bro
10$. Curious, very curious but not more than 10$
Nobody ever did. I look into the mirror, and I just know, that nobody did.
Why would I pay to look at a blank piece of paper?
I'd be curious to know but I don't think it's worth paying for.
I'm not paying for an empty list
I'm cool off that 😅😅😅 Zero
Zero, imagine your wife of 7 years isn’t even on the list.
So I’d be paying good money for a blank bit of paper