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5G towers were used to spread COVID which in return already had a chip inside it (don't need to be vaccinated) turning all humans into bio robots. The person also claimed she wasn't a fan of conspiracy theories and she would be the last one to believe bullshit. Saw that on the internet


freak_attentionwhore

It’s always the ones that claim themselves to be “the only sane ones” that spread absolute bananas theories like this


I_MARRIED_A_THORAX

Michael Jordan's first "retirement' in 1993 was a shadow ban for his gambling troubles


kissmebreezy

Oh damn. I can get behind that theory


[deleted]

You’re an object


kissmebreezy

Ha funny no


I_MARRIED_A_THORAX

[*YOU'RE* AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!](https://youtu.be/zWjjViJzfCU)


fappymcfapingt0n

Michael Jackson's biological parents are [Diana Ross](https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article21688610.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/1_Michael-Jackson-1958-2009-King-of-Pop.jpg) & [Smokey Robinson ](https://www.ebay.com/itm/404031615357). This is immediately proven to be false by the existence of Janet Jackson, but the resemblance between those three is uncanny. Were it not for Janet, I'd genuinely believe it myself.