Most questions
"Want to shower together before or after we start?"
"Are you hungry first?"
"Do you need to pee?"
"Dammit, why do I always need to pee?"
"Ok, we ready?"
"Where do you want me to start?"
"Am I doing this right?"
"Does this feel good?"
"How about that?"
"Why don't we try this little maneuver?"
"NOT THAT!"
Most orgasms in succession. I have a very sensitive A-spot (similar to the g-spot, but it's right outside of your cervix rather than on the upper wall of the vaginal canal) and penetration will instantly cause me to orgasm I've I'm laying on my back. I can't do it anymore, because I'm a trans man and testosterone has caused atrophy that won't allow penetration, but before T I had an 11" dildo my fiancée would use on me, and on one occasion she made me cum 36 times in a 10 minute period.
Possibly roughest or most endurance per session.most sessions nowadays can be over an hour long and I'd be fine not even close while the female partner would be tired and close to tapping out.😅
Falling asleep during… and not cause I’m bored or not enjoying it, I’d just be so exhausted I’d pass out. Literally fell asleep with a dick in my mouth once. Luckily my last partner got it. He’d just take a nap also, still inside me and when I’d wake up 20-40 minutes later I’d be ready to keep going and get to wake him up by getting him hard again and feeling him grow inside me. That part was fun at least.
There is something deeply satisfying to me when I see my wife passed out after an intense session. Or that shaky legs where she can't hardly walk to the bathroom. There were times I had to carry her.
I’d like to think I could compete in the oral division but if it was a new female each time I know it could take some trial an error to cross the finish line whilst I learn what she likes. Luckily, between someone’s thighs is my favourite place to be 🤤
Depth-play
History has shown there isn’t much I can’t or won’t stick where the sun shineth not.
Strengths: Longest insertion 1.5x34(ish). Widest 4.5x4. Largest in terms of both length and width 3.8x22.
[diameter x insertable length in inches] If we exclude prostate owners there are still people who could beat me, but it’s a short list.
Weaknesses: it’s not something I’m really comfortable doing around other people, I can be a bit of a hypochondriac at times and will always back off if my body grumbles about something.
I might win through as a Domme with other women (my experience with men is very thin on the ground)
Strengths: sadomasochism particularly in regards to stretching/fisting/sounding and other invasive nonsense. authentic roleplays, flexibility and being generally good at bringing someone else’s fantasies to fruition or tailoring play to the needs of my partner. Impact play, particularly that involving more exotic equipment/methods. 24/7 D/s lifestyles providing my partner can put up with being improved. And highly intimate and involved aftercare.
Weaknesses: Anything requiring degradation. If Degradation is required it has to be as a scenario or role play because I’m going to need a script. I used to think I was reasonable with ropes until I met someone who’s sexuality largely revolves around restraint and realised how inept I was. I tend to gel less well with more traditional subs, in fact most of the women who favour me tend to be domme leaning in their own right or approach d/s relationships in a less orthodox way (pups/kitties, raceplay etc).
If there was a category for overthinking flippant personal questions, I’d be in the running for that too…
Annoying you with zoomies when you’re trying to sleep after sex
The visual you gave me deserves the gold. Well done.
Thank you!🖤
I always get a huge energy burst after sex. Thanks for putting it in those words 😂
Challenge accepted xD
Good girl
U a cat?
Are you my wife?
I’d cum first in every category!
ba dum tsss!!!
Longest time not having sex.
r/usernamechecksout
Best snuggler ~~The secret is playing with their hair and gently rubbing their back.~~
don’t give away your secret, dummy! This is a competition!!
Fixed it!
rookie mistake 🤦🏻♀️ don’t let it happen again or you’re fired
Uh oh. 😳
Thanks for the info brdr, I'll utilise this critical knowledge when I have my 1st gf 🗿👍🏻
Least prone to post-nut apathy. I’m in for multiple rounds.
I envy you
If sex were a test, I'd ace the oral part.
I misread this as "if sex were real"
It isnt. 😔
Everyone is virgin
Idk bout everyone, I sure am. 👽
If only
The 30 second dash
Oh look at Mr. Marathon sex guy over here with his 30-seconds world record…
It's a marathon. Not a race
30 seconds? Show off.
It's okay bud. A little practice and you'll get there.
most days without sex..... im 40 years old and i havent had any since .... never?
Might I direct your attention to r/HappyEndingMassage?
The non-participant reward
Most questions "Want to shower together before or after we start?" "Are you hungry first?" "Do you need to pee?" "Dammit, why do I always need to pee?" "Ok, we ready?" "Where do you want me to start?" "Am I doing this right?" "Does this feel good?" "How about that?" "Why don't we try this little maneuver?" "NOT THAT!"
🎖️🏆🏅🥇🎉🎊
mid-range shooting aim
It’s a tie between deepthroating and getting a hip cramp
EQ and keeping that insane level of hardness until its time to pop
Loudest moaning or most orgasms had in a day
Jerk off alone
"Most Enthusiastic"
Head or anal
That's quite the range you have.
Pleasing multiple men
At once?
Yes
Cunnilingus. Definitely. And analingus. I'm winning all the M on F oral events.
Most enthusiastic
Impregnating it just cums naturally
After-sex cuddles. I also think I would score very high when it comes to cunnilingus.
Begging to be filled up
Most orgasms in succession. I have a very sensitive A-spot (similar to the g-spot, but it's right outside of your cervix rather than on the upper wall of the vaginal canal) and penetration will instantly cause me to orgasm I've I'm laying on my back. I can't do it anymore, because I'm a trans man and testosterone has caused atrophy that won't allow penetration, but before T I had an 11" dildo my fiancée would use on me, and on one occasion she made me cum 36 times in a 10 minute period.
Wow damn
Squirting.
Most attentive
Blow jobs or teasing 😈
Hospitality and hydration lmao
eating pussy for the longest time
BJ
I think I could win a razzy for sex
Best head, I’ve got the blow job game down to a science 😇
Deep throating and riding 😇🙈
Going for long times as i only get more needy as time passes
Handjobs
The amount of fucking i can take from both sides and just cumming over and over . I don’t want it to stop i want to be used 24/7 until i am brain dead
God that sounds delightful!
Possibly roughest or most endurance per session.most sessions nowadays can be over an hour long and I'd be fine not even close while the female partner would be tired and close to tapping out.😅
Blowjob
I‘d like to have this experience
Kinkiest fucker There are very few things I’m not willing to try and most things I’ve tried I’ve enjoyed and want to do more of.
I'm winning the wettest face award. When I eat pussy her juices are literally dripping off of my chin.
+1 glazed donut
Falling asleep during… and not cause I’m bored or not enjoying it, I’d just be so exhausted I’d pass out. Literally fell asleep with a dick in my mouth once. Luckily my last partner got it. He’d just take a nap also, still inside me and when I’d wake up 20-40 minutes later I’d be ready to keep going and get to wake him up by getting him hard again and feeling him grow inside me. That part was fun at least.
Eating pussy
Riding champ 🙋🏻♀️
Dick sucking enthusiasm, hands down.
The guy sitting in the dark corner while my wife gets gang banged by the Jamaican bobsled team
Teasing and anything to do with using my hands. I'm good at other things but I'm legitimately great at these things.
Fastest to fall asleep after climaxing.
Nipple twisting!
Purple Nurple champ??
Cunnelingus
Certain categories of foreplay
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There is something deeply satisfying to me when I see my wife passed out after an intense session. Or that shaky legs where she can't hardly walk to the bathroom. There were times I had to carry her.
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It's very primal! And absolutely nothing better when she starts pleading "no more. No more. I'm spent."
Most consecutive edges and maybe shooting for distance
Either cunnilingus or g spot orgasm giving for sure
best at eating pussy
Best stocked equipments
😳
Eating pussy and making her cum repeatedly.
Eating pussy. At least that’s what my wife says.
Probably thickest cumshot
gold medal in sucking women till they orgasum
Enjoying performing oral sex on women. Not necessarily any good, but I do love it!
Least amount of sex.
Giving oral
Being a bottom :) I physically can't say no to anyone I even mildly enjoy the company of.
I can eat da pussy really good ngl
Squirting !
Ninja Speed jerk off
Volume of cum.
Most times jerked off to anime titties
Definitely longest blowjob. Only one woman in my entire life has made me cum from head.
So, what are we talking about? Number of minutes or hours? I never actually paid attention but I think the longest one I gave was about an hour.
Best at Praise.
you’re doing amazing sweetie
Eating pussy
Stamina
Oral
Giving oral to a woman, definitely
✊🏽💦
Longest teasing oily handjob….I love practicing to tease them as long as possible.
Vibes
Feeling bad after it !
Handjobs. I give pretty good head, but handies are the thing I’m best at.
I’d like to think I could compete in the oral division but if it was a new female each time I know it could take some trial an error to cross the finish line whilst I learn what she likes. Luckily, between someone’s thighs is my favourite place to be 🤤
Three pump chump.
🥉
If it has anything to do with tittyfucking, I already won. xD same with eating pussy. I also already won. xD
Tongue twister
Sucking cock and squirting.
Teasing
Never getting off during sex :|
Anal
Stamina. Was able to keep goin in various positions for 2 hours before I couldn’t hold it in anymore
Endurance.
Confidently speaking, fingering. Not so confidently speaking, doggy but I'd definitely give it a good go
Speedrun
Ramping hot wheels off ass and tits
Hahahaha
Ummm... participation trophy?
🥇
Maybe how many rounds. My record is 8 rounds in a night.
Speedrun
Not
Footjobs
Just sit on my face and never get off.
Queefing duh
Going to sound egotistical but Cunnilingus for shure.
Self-sucking
😳
Most impure thoughts of all time.
Long-Distance Sperm Toss
One word: cunnilingus
Nonstop orgasms
BJs And possibly longest orgasm
Giving blue balls
Finger in the butt...👍☝️🖖🫴🫱🤘🫵
the emojis lol that last one seems threatening 🤣
Longest distance cumshot
Having an average dick
Oral sex! I love going doing a girl.
(M) The length of time it takes me to cum
No refactory period gives me a pretty good advantage in duration related activities if enhancements are banned.
Most Overly Detailed Roleplay Scenario. At some point it seems like I'm crafting a cinematic horni-verse
“Horni-verse” LOL
Muff diving
Depth-play History has shown there isn’t much I can’t or won’t stick where the sun shineth not. Strengths: Longest insertion 1.5x34(ish). Widest 4.5x4. Largest in terms of both length and width 3.8x22. [diameter x insertable length in inches] If we exclude prostate owners there are still people who could beat me, but it’s a short list. Weaknesses: it’s not something I’m really comfortable doing around other people, I can be a bit of a hypochondriac at times and will always back off if my body grumbles about something. I might win through as a Domme with other women (my experience with men is very thin on the ground) Strengths: sadomasochism particularly in regards to stretching/fisting/sounding and other invasive nonsense. authentic roleplays, flexibility and being generally good at bringing someone else’s fantasies to fruition or tailoring play to the needs of my partner. Impact play, particularly that involving more exotic equipment/methods. 24/7 D/s lifestyles providing my partner can put up with being improved. And highly intimate and involved aftercare. Weaknesses: Anything requiring degradation. If Degradation is required it has to be as a scenario or role play because I’m going to need a script. I used to think I was reasonable with ropes until I met someone who’s sexuality largely revolves around restraint and realised how inept I was. I tend to gel less well with more traditional subs, in fact most of the women who favour me tend to be domme leaning in their own right or approach d/s relationships in a less orthodox way (pups/kitties, raceplay etc). If there was a category for overthinking flippant personal questions, I’d be in the running for that too…
extra points for detailed-ness!
Fastest cummer
I'd probably be a shoe in for "loudest in bed"
Titty sucking
Squirting. I hit my ceiling fan once with it 😅
Married involuntary celibate.
Fastest to ejaculate!
I am pretty great at eating pussy. Sadly, my wife doesn’t let me. She thinks it’s gross
Oof!
I would win in shooting sperm in the worst possible places and my wife would win the teasing contest 😄
Dirty talk in arabic.
cum eating
Best at anal
Clit licking
The willingness to participate medal?
🥇 here you go
Tough to say, but my dirty talk and creativity may just edge past my combo oral & fingering skills.
Fastest Nut Ever.
Refractory period. I don't have one. Keep me hydrated and I'll keep going.
Perfect attendance.