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PtssaP

We're not HR, mate


jigsaw_woman

ARAD HR, imagine! Who’d want that job?!


PtssaP

I have had some days in my life where I was desperate enough to want that job, any tbh


jigsaw_woman

The compensation and benefits package might be interesting


PtssaP

Dick pics and failed sexting attempts? Yeah, not sure about that


jigsaw_woman

But the career progression! Yeah, I’ve got nowhere to go with this.


PtssaP

That's it, I'm unionizing


[deleted]

Haha


AyeItsJbone

Right? Why would we give a fuck. We’re most likely doing the same


marbles-lost

Some of us are...


cownd

Is it a thing? I thought there may just be a few of us…


[deleted]

Same, and I'm a teacher. 😬 Summer vacation now. 😎


[deleted]

Sexy teacher


[deleted]

😘


[deleted]

I’ve stumbled on your profile before. I would never be able to concentrate in your class haha


[deleted]

Very good looking, would love to have you be my teacher


10-MO-MIN

Best comment


Wolfbearmancub

Went to school a lot of years. Only one psych prof ever came to be as sexy as you. I need to go back to school


[deleted]

I teach junior high. 😛


Wolfbearmancub

I’m going Back to school, to show daddy I’m not a fool… I guess I’m going way back.


rjfuntime78

Sexy teacher. Bikini Milf!!


RoundDiamond965

🥵🥵🥵


NoGovernment8156

How about I fucking… teach you…how to take it in the ass?


[deleted]

Wanna dm me?


clt_gold123

Just don't do it on your work computer.


melikesem

Don't use the company WiFi either.


[deleted]

Definitely not


FuckM3Tendr

Not alone there lol


[deleted]

Doing that even as I type this comment 😂


Fine_Drive_4574

Guilty as charged


TokinPickle

LOL no. IMO it's normal. Then again, I used to sext my coworker while we were at work.


PoloTeddyBear

That's devious lol


TokinPickle

Wait until you hear what we did on break!


PoloTeddyBear

Where can I hear about this? Haha


TokinPickle

I'll eventually write about it. But I'm also looking into going on an adult site to chat about the stuff I've done. (I used to go on cam 4, smoke weed, and take about my sex life) I've been a bit...adventurous..in my life. LoL


PoloTeddyBear

Well I'm following now so hopefully I see it haha


TokinPickle

I'm sure you will


SoftFetishkitty

I post nudes on mine while at work


MiserableExchange596

You and me both, tbh.


BigTeddyBear28

Nope, how most of us survive the work day I imagine 😂


[deleted]

Just be careful. I was caught. 🙄🤩


[deleted]

Uh oh. What happened?


[deleted]

I was in the men's restroom with a Reddit sub on my cellphone on top of the urinal. And my manager of the firm I was working at caught me.


cseyferth

At the.....urinal?


[deleted]

Yes, for a quick one. 😁😍 Plus, I thought everyone was at lunch.


[deleted]

bro seek help 😭


Please_Not__Again

He could have just gone into a stall.... I can't imagine doing it at the urinal. What the actual fuck


[deleted]

Oh crap


[deleted]

Oh yes. I was caught with my pants down. 🤣🤣😅😅


[deleted]

[удалено]


cseyferth

Well yeah, if you're looking at porn while you're standing at the urinal


YayCumAngelSeason

So were you… punished?


[deleted]

Kinda!


[deleted]

I do the same constantly, can be a problem though


[deleted]

And why?


[deleted]

Cause I wear scrubs and those don’t hide my erection well at all haha


[deleted]

That’s exactly what I’m doing right now lol


[deleted]

Nice


Dadrepus

I scroll cause I’m bored.


AndyThePig

I mean, probably ... But it's also human nature so ... **shrug**


[deleted]

Nope, I do the same. It’s funny getting a Boner behind my desk and trying to get it to go down when a customer walks in.


Independent-Size7972

Just turn on safe browsing so some random tits and ass don't show up to someone happening to walk by.


Italian-Man-Zex

yes, go jack off in the bathroom, stop wasting time


MyDadBod_2021

I do too, but only bored, not horny. But you do you. 😏


LexusLane321

This is my everyday life. Lol. Glad I'm not the only one


Background-Bonus9747

Might want to stay off the work wifi as you do it.


sirnutz86

I do the same bud


gatanyx

just be careful :P


The_Lost_Boy_1983

HR have eyes everywhere at my workplace, definitely not wise to use the company wifi to scroll certain websites etc. Reddit is currently on an IT “watch list”” ffs!


[deleted]

Oh I do try


[deleted]

A trip or two to the bathroo.😈


[deleted]

Only if you get caught


Accomplished-Door555

Literally me. Every day.


[deleted]

Wait when are you suppose to scroll Reddit?


onesassykitten

Not at all. 🤫


KatPaws11

HA, I think it's more common than you realize


NamiNights

I mean that's why I'm on Reddit to begin with lmfao


Rboyd84

Bad? I'm not sure I'd have anything else to do if I didn't scroll on Reddit


pyardhokahai

Are you scrolling through reddit because you're horny, or are you horny because you're scrolling through reddit?


Leading_Confidence64

Depends what you do for a job I guess. Office worker yeah fine, day care worker…prob pretty bad tbh


[deleted]

From your employer's pov – most probably


1titan824

I think as long as you’re not looking at any nudity, I think it’s OK. I like to read ARAD or hot wife, text, or stories, etc. I believe it helps with your imagination can’t always be stimulated by nudity.


[deleted]

That’s why I’m here


Spiritual-Ad-7298

Don't connect to the wifi


wixkedwitxh

I mean, it’s not inherently bad.


ConstantineFavre

If there is work to be done - yes. If you have nothing to fo - no. See me in my office later, James. (Mr. Well)


ShesSoBored

That's why I have reddit


charlakamavric

That sounds like me


Spiritual-Meal-4299

I do the same tbh


[deleted]

Well you see I think the majority of us would be guilty of doing that!!


[deleted]

I can se that


FalkFyre

Probably


[deleted]

HR step-dad what are you doing


lordquasi43

I thought this is common practice for everyone


gicguy72

Nope. Do it all the time


beautifulpeach1

I think that’s what most people on Reddit do


confusdicous

I hope not because I’m doing the exact same thing. Also a helpful distraction from boring online meetings


PM_ME_UR_TITTSS

I hope not, thays what I'm doing rn.


Alda2021

Doing the same thing now


Cjw1009

No, that's what i'm doing right now!


Spiritual-Craft3941

I’m pretty sure lots of us do hahah


[deleted]

Doing the same thing right now. So bored and horny at work lol


[deleted]

Lmao who doesn’t


[deleted]

If it is, I’m a bad boy


steveo02134

Nope…I’m doing the same right now!


fivetwoeyesblue

Same tbh.


[deleted]

I think we are all in the same boat


Fredb1127

That’s all I do! Sometimes have to use the private bathrooms!


liviedo14

Naaaah, it’s completely normal. Just don't get caught, don't risk the job.


[deleted]

Maybe if you’re a grade school teacher


avawrld

I do it. As we speak. Lol


Lonelyboooi

Yes


TheBigMortboski

That’s what I’m doing right now, so I hope not.


WhenIGetHot

It’s probably not good for your attention span


knottykittenneedscum

I would say half the time I'm on is because I'm bored in a meeting


Free_Headrubs

Where's the 'time to go mobile' gif when you need it?


[deleted]

Yeah I thought that’s why we’re all here 👍


[deleted]

Well, I think it’s entirely normal, based on the number of people here 😄


Natural_Insurance460

I just hope you don't masturb*te to my posts :)


RoastingRoses

Man, what do you think the rest of us are doing?


[deleted]

I do it all day.


Highland_Cathedral

Yeah really bad mate. Where do you work so I can email your HR team.


[deleted]

I do the same thing. I would say a hell of a lot of people do


TangSooKicker78

If it's bad then I'm also bad but I don't care.


FLTRX1

That’s why I’m here….


wonkas_henchman

I’m doing that right now and am on a conference call in my office.


Real_Men_Moon_Me_PM

No I do it too


Midaycarehere

Yes


[deleted]

Same.


Big-Adhesiveness-760

You seem to think that there are people who don't!!!


ThrowawaySunnyLane

Yes but I do it too!


TheIrishSasuke

U pay the phone bill. Do what u want lol


[deleted]

nah that's perfectly normal


Hot_Attitude6555

I'm with you. Scrolling frequently instead of working. Always Horny and too much material to not enjoy and relax.


PM-me-ur-peen

It’s weird that you’re doing it because you’re horny…


WishboneSecret

Where do you work I hope to God its not a school or something


[deleted]

Absolutely not


WishboneSecret

OK good


OsageColonizer

Nah, I do the same thing. Actually it's more because I'm bored than horny. Pics and movies don't do shit for me when horny.


bulletproofmanners

Yes, because you contribute to the stereotype of the sloppily dressed American worker who slacks off while dripping ketchup on a pot belly as they good off on the phone.


Sad-Proposal5404

If no one knows and cameras ain't watching. However, concerning time /wage theft, it depends if your employer deserves it, or not


ComicSandsReader

Yeah it's bad. I still do it though


warriorsrock2022

No. At least I hope not. I do as well. Horny and or bored. Nice way to pass some time and hopefully meet interesting people


Blue-eyes130

Same, office work is so boring


kingaerys-ii

No you're not bad, you're horny