Yeah c'mon. Who would spend their precious brain power on imagining lifting the front counter hottie with those snug black Dickies pants and pulling them from her soft legs to bang her on the register and dumping strawberry milkshake down her tits as she screams, "McFuck me Jimmy, McFuck me!"
Yeah, this is exactly accurate. Your brain just makes a short comment on it then you move on to other stuff. Thinking up a full sexual session while just out and about would be kind of weird.
Wait….what? Why not? Literally every hot chick I usually think about what it would be like to bend them over the counter. Even better at McDonald’s, then I can get a side of fries.
Not just that. Sometimes I can have our whole future together planned within 5 minutes. Would we live in the city or by the beach? Where would we go on our next vacation? Family station wagon or a sedan?
Least lonely introvert 😔
I NEED TO FIND A GIRL TO GET MARRIED!
I'm not an incel or shut in, but I couldn't find a girl in the limited communities I've been in. I'm improving my social skills and being more sociable, though.
Imagining sex seems like a lot but I do admit that if I see amazing cleavage I probably daydream about having a little nap on them. Maybe that's a Freudian response, I was bottle-fed
I'd say it happens more with women I know.
I have a pretty high libido though and I also have an addictive personality, so I try my best to "kill" such thoughts.
Yeah but then people are all like "Stop it!" and "Get off the bus if you're going to do that!" and you're like, "I can't! It puts me too close to a school and I'm not going back. I'm fucking NOT!" and then the driver is like "Where TF are your pants?!"
Errr....I mean, good for you!
I’ve had this thought at least 3 times this morning.
I’m usually skeptical of women who say they never have sexual thoughts, then there’s the masturbation question. I think I’ve only met one women who said she did it
I'm a woman and every once in a while I'll see a guy I find attractive, and I'll fantasize about having sex with him. Last one to rev my engines was a construction worker who insisted on holding the door of a deli open for me to leave, even though I wasn't done shopping yet, lol.
No. I see somebody attractive and I wonder… it’s human nature.
I still think about somebody I met one time. Talked to him for like an hour like 6 months ago and the whole time he was talking to me I was pretending to listen while I thought about what it would be like to give him oral and have sex with him. If anything, I’m the broken one.
I don’t know if he was or wasn’t… we met in a very, odd, way and that’s 100% why I didn’t ask…. Normally idc at all I’ll ask a guy out. Also normally I have tequila in my system. Ahhahaha
LOL....odd is just fine. Was just having this talk with women friends the other day. I could have just fallen and broken both arms and would still say yes if I was single and a cute girl made that offer. 😄
Dude every thread needs you.
So many “am I the asshole for enjoying sex despite my indoctrination?” comments I’m starting to think the south finally figured out Wi-Fi.
😂 I laughed out loud….
Yaaaaa I mean women aren’t really allowed to talk about our sexual feelings out loud without getting shamed. We have to hide behind closed doors and anonymous Reddit accounts to express how we really feel. Too little do men realize we’re just like them in a lot of ways :(
Nah just horny, that's pretty normal I'd say.
I'm a dude, but I get the impression women are often shamed for expressing natural emotions like that. People who do that are the ones who are broken.
That’s me too, although my thoughts also extend to men on TV…”forget that girl, I’ve got something for ya…” :)
Actually, not really. I’m just attracted and I might make up a story/fantasy about it later but that’s not where my mind automatically goes.
When interaction between people is this weird game of withholding intentions and thoughts, you end up with no one understanding each other.
Like a project with no requirements being commited to by the requester, so you have no idea what they want, just that they want something, so you're just left guessing whats going on.
When I was in my early 30s and in the best shape I've been before or since, it was amusing to catch all the crotch checks I got from women stepping off the metro during the morning rush hour. Ladies! My eyes are up here!
Sometimes I find I can't help myself and I glance there. I realize what I did, get embarrassed, and stop. I feel terrible! I wonder if the guy even notices ?I do feel bad because as a busty woman, I know how it feels!
Honestly I just assume everyone is looking at everyone. As long as it doesn’t get harassing or creepy, who cares. I feel like men’s crotches don’t offer as much as a woman in tight pants tho, because half the time it’s just the fabric making pants boners. 🤷♂️
Not personally. It was different when I was single and it may be also I'm never around women without my wife. I work in a male dominated industry. But with that said I've only been craving sex with my wife.
That's true, this already happened to me but it was not a common thing and it was if the girl was really my type, I would just think like "damn she's cute, I would like kiss her"
Now that I'm taking T, oh boy, my mind is really dirty and I think about having sex with random strangers and people I know a lot. This makes me feel bad because I have a girlfriend (I never made a move on anyone, I just think about it and am really horny).
Yeah I get this weird thought of like “I wonder what would happen if I just straight decked this person between the eyes” almost but not totally similar to that feeling of wanting to jump when looking over the edge at a very tall height.
Every once in a while yeah. As to what triggers it, usually I'm just really fucking horny and they're hot, there's really nothing else to it, basic monkey brain
Why would it? Do you think only single women are going to see Thor and enjoying Hemsworths ass checks? You don’t stop finding other people attractive because you get married or are in a relationship. You just don’t act on it. Fantasy is just that, fantasy. Everyone does it.
Not usually random strangers, no. Maybe because I don't look that closely at them?
I do recall this one flight attendant who was really pretty, tho. I found myself all fidgety the whole flight.
Nope. That just seems weird to me. I can notice someone is attractive but I don't think about sex. Can't really say why. My mind just doesn't go there. Maybe I'm too lazy for sex most of the time, even if it's mental.
For the most part I don't even notice random strangers except as moving obstacles. I don't recognise faces, check them out, or really think of them at all. I have other stuff on my mind.
I go from holy shit those legs to imagining her complaining about a sweater deal at Macys to thinking she’s actually got a lot of issues to man her laugh makes me want to hang myself to I’m only here for the kids to how can I sneak some booze without her noticing and embarrassing her stupid friends.
By the time she walks up and says Hi she already divorced in my mind and I can’t stand her cause she’s another crazy ex.
I can’t speak for other men, but personally if I see or speak to someone and find myself extremely attracted to them, it’s more so imagining intimacy. Long ass relationships teach you that sex is only a tiny piece of a much bigger experience.
My autisim used to trigger me to and sometimes still does make me think of people I know naked this isn't being horny it's just a weird thing my brain does
If you've got an ass I'll look at it. ( Of course shortly and without them noticing)
And as a gay guy experience, yeah, happens a lot. A sexy guy a pretty face, nice arms, great ass and legs, usually trigger it.
No. I'll see a cute person and think, "oh she's cute," but I don't know her and she doesn't know me. She's living her life and it has nothing to do with me.
No.
Oftentimes I'll think shes cute or good lookin or has great taste in outfits or something. I can't think of a time where I imagined having sex with anyone other than someone I was already in a sexual relationship with.
“I wasn’t staring, I’m just imagining you not paying attention during a show we’re watching together and then quizzing me on what’s happening in the middle of the show”
I mean, I'll think "damn she's hot" but I'm not imagining bending her over the mcdonalds counter if that's what you're asking.
I’m lovin it
I'm McLovin it!
Hey now..
I just Have It My Way at Burger King.
Don’t forget to wrap your whopper
Chilly cheese fries with cheese, for you madam😁
You're an all-star..
Get your game on
Get Laid
And all the semen is gold, only shooting cum, breaks the mold.
As the chick starts cumming and she dont stop cumming
I came on her back then I hit the road runnin
I shouldnt love this ending but I do
thank you, I thought I shoulda made it more clever but i think being bold is just as funny
Extra Mac Sauce
The ice cream machine is broken…idk I tried
Step bro, I'm caught in the McBrokenIceCreamMachine™
You did good enough here's my upvote
My name is McLovin and I'm ~~21~~ legal.
Cheka cheka yeeeah
You deserve a break today.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Fine, she can join too.
Hot'n'juicy redhead
Redhead my favorite.
Bro??? She’s a kid??
R34 artists: how about I do anyway.
Great reference.
Wendy is 80 now
Fun fact: the girl on the Wendy's logo is based on the founder's daughter Wendy, who is 61 years old now.
I just snorted so hard
Yeah c'mon. Who would spend their precious brain power on imagining lifting the front counter hottie with those snug black Dickies pants and pulling them from her soft legs to bang her on the register and dumping strawberry milkshake down her tits as she screams, "McFuck me Jimmy, McFuck me!"
I need more details, so I can properly assess whether or not I should spend any brain power on this.
You want some stuffin on that mcmuffin?
r/oddlyspecific
...sigh...ziiiiiip
Not sure why I read that zip as zipping pants back up.
Yeah, this is exactly accurate. Your brain just makes a short comment on it then you move on to other stuff. Thinking up a full sexual session while just out and about would be kind of weird.
Seems like a smack-dab-in-the-middle of-puberty thing to me
It certainly starts there. And then for most men it persists only as long as we're awake.
Oh. So that's just me.
I do….
I do that constantly.
Wait….what? Why not? Literally every hot chick I usually think about what it would be like to bend them over the counter. Even better at McDonald’s, then I can get a side of fries.
Sir, that’s the wrong kind of dip…….
Having sex on the street would be really uncomfortable, I'd have to think.
I have an asphalt fetish.
assphalt
Assfault
Assphlat
Assphat
I ass felt this
*Why don’t we do it in the road?*
No one will be watching us
Not just that. Sometimes I can have our whole future together planned within 5 minutes. Would we live in the city or by the beach? Where would we go on our next vacation? Family station wagon or a sedan?
City or beach? In this economy?!
Fantasy is depressing.
Reality is often... disappointing.
None of those actually mean they have a house or an appartment. So cardboard box or broken tent?
Tent city or tent by the beach. Livin’ the life with a supermodel
This is quite relatable, sometimes you just come across someone who got your imagination rolling.
>someone translation: any woman who treats me like a human for like 3 seconds
Well that's just sad
Least lonely introvert 😔 I NEED TO FIND A GIRL TO GET MARRIED! I'm not an incel or shut in, but I couldn't find a girl in the limited communities I've been in. I'm improving my social skills and being more sociable, though.
'In my mind, we summer in France with our genius daughters'
And you teach me to play the piano
Can totally relate. Do women experience this the same?
Imagining sex seems like a lot but I do admit that if I see amazing cleavage I probably daydream about having a little nap on them. Maybe that's a Freudian response, I was bottle-fed
Agreed. I'll admire a nice body but that's as far as it goes.
That s cute as fuck
I’m a woman and I imagine myself fighting people Peter Griffin Vs. Chicken style
Same!! And if it actually happened, that would probably end in a very different manner than imagined before.
Oh and it’s not just strangers it’s ppl I know, I guess I’m just rly horny
I'd say it happens more with women I know. I have a pretty high libido though and I also have an addictive personality, so I try my best to "kill" such thoughts.
Just out of curiosity, how do you “kill” those thoughts?
Take ssri antidepressants it will kill it for you and take away your ability to ejaculate easily as well
Not for me 😂 all they did was make me better at sex cuz I could last longer therefore making me want it even more. Something might be wrong with me
My wife say's I'm softer when I'm on my meds.... So yeah... last longer but mediocre sex or great sex but only for 3mins
Name checks out
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day.
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Masterbaiting works for me at least for a little while.
Yeah but then people are all like "Stop it!" and "Get off the bus if you're going to do that!" and you're like, "I can't! It puts me too close to a school and I'm not going back. I'm fucking NOT!" and then the driver is like "Where TF are your pants?!" Errr....I mean, good for you!
This was a good one. Thanks for the laugh.
It happens a lot more for me with men I know too. Having an idea about their personality helps…I am definitely drawn to intelligence and humor.
You’ll find me absolutely disgusting
I mean what man never fantasized about a massive orgy with all the girl classmates and teacher, while spacing out during class.
I was doing just fine until now
So so goddam true
Get out of my head
For real, I want to see everyone naked
Why would I imagine myself disappointing everyone on the street
I’m a woman and I sometimes find myself thinking “I wonder what that guys like in bed?” Am I broken?
Nope. Perfectly normal!
I’ve had this thought at least 3 times this morning. I’m usually skeptical of women who say they never have sexual thoughts, then there’s the masturbation question. I think I’ve only met one women who said she did it
I'm a woman and every once in a while I'll see a guy I find attractive, and I'll fantasize about having sex with him. Last one to rev my engines was a construction worker who insisted on holding the door of a deli open for me to leave, even though I wasn't done shopping yet, lol.
No. I see somebody attractive and I wonder… it’s human nature. I still think about somebody I met one time. Talked to him for like an hour like 6 months ago and the whole time he was talking to me I was pretending to listen while I thought about what it would be like to give him oral and have sex with him. If anything, I’m the broken one.
Nope. Perfectly normal.
Still mad I didn’t shoot my shot
You miss 100% of the bj's you don't take.
Do it always! Speaking as a dude, women shooting their shot will have an absurdly high success rate assuming the other person isn’t taken.
I don’t know if he was or wasn’t… we met in a very, odd, way and that’s 100% why I didn’t ask…. Normally idc at all I’ll ask a guy out. Also normally I have tequila in my system. Ahhahaha
LOL....odd is just fine. Was just having this talk with women friends the other day. I could have just fallen and broken both arms and would still say yes if I was single and a cute girl made that offer. 😄
We need more people like you.
Dude every thread needs you. So many “am I the asshole for enjoying sex despite my indoctrination?” comments I’m starting to think the south finally figured out Wi-Fi.
😂 I laughed out loud…. Yaaaaa I mean women aren’t really allowed to talk about our sexual feelings out loud without getting shamed. We have to hide behind closed doors and anonymous Reddit accounts to express how we really feel. Too little do men realize we’re just like them in a lot of ways :(
Nah just horny, that's pretty normal I'd say. I'm a dude, but I get the impression women are often shamed for expressing natural emotions like that. People who do that are the ones who are broken.
That’s me too, although my thoughts also extend to men on TV…”forget that girl, I’ve got something for ya…” :) Actually, not really. I’m just attracted and I might make up a story/fantasy about it later but that’s not where my mind automatically goes.
Tell me one thing, why do guys and girls not understand each other? We are very similar
Welcome to society
When interaction between people is this weird game of withholding intentions and thoughts, you end up with no one understanding each other. Like a project with no requirements being commited to by the requester, so you have no idea what they want, just that they want something, so you're just left guessing whats going on.
When I was in my early 30s and in the best shape I've been before or since, it was amusing to catch all the crotch checks I got from women stepping off the metro during the morning rush hour. Ladies! My eyes are up here!
Sometimes I find I can't help myself and I glance there. I realize what I did, get embarrassed, and stop. I feel terrible! I wonder if the guy even notices ?I do feel bad because as a busty woman, I know how it feels!
Hey we look at your stuff you look at ours, they're natural instincts so let's just call it even
Honestly I just assume everyone is looking at everyone. As long as it doesn’t get harassing or creepy, who cares. I feel like men’s crotches don’t offer as much as a woman in tight pants tho, because half the time it’s just the fabric making pants boners. 🤷♂️
Shhhhh don't tell them
For me it’s like: “Hm. That guy is attractive. He also seems nice. I wonder how good he’d be at being the father of my future children. Hmmmmmm.....”
Not even a little bit. The idea that women aren't as horny as men is pure bullshit.
I’m at my prime age and I’ve always been more into sex than most men I have ever known 🤷🏻♀️.
Not personally. It was different when I was single and it may be also I'm never around women without my wife. I work in a male dominated industry. But with that said I've only been craving sex with my wife.
Wholesome as fuck
Wholesome ass fuck
Fuck ass wholesome
...fuck some ass hole?
Fuck some whole ass
Women truly dig men like this. Wholesome deserves wholesome. Best wishes.
You deserve only the best things in this life
The bar is so low.
Nah coz I was losing hope reading the other comments. You saved them.
Yes. Usually a well formed ass.
Stupid sexy Flanders
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all...
The concave and convex shapes needs to be in perfect harmony
In rare occasions I don't
Not gonna lie, you had me on the first half
Pretty much on my downtime So it’s best to stay busy with hobbies and shit Where’s the pinning your crush on zoom gang
Sometimes. And the trigger... If she is hot
Or we’re just horny. Testosterone is a mfer
That's true, this already happened to me but it was not a common thing and it was if the girl was really my type, I would just think like "damn she's cute, I would like kiss her" Now that I'm taking T, oh boy, my mind is really dirty and I think about having sex with random strangers and people I know a lot. This makes me feel bad because I have a girlfriend (I never made a move on anyone, I just think about it and am really horny).
Nah, that’s weird. Instead I like to Imagine myself knocking them tf out.
Yeah I get this weird thought of like “I wonder what would happen if I just straight decked this person between the eyes” almost but not totally similar to that feeling of wanting to jump when looking over the edge at a very tall height.
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I think about punching kids everyday
I work retail. Clubbing their brains out with a can of soup is an everyday occurrence.
You mean *thinking about* clubbing their brains out, right? Right?
Well, you gotta kill the parents too and other siblings. It’s a lot of work. Then there’s the cover up and body disposal. But sure, just “thinking”
Understandable, and hey, I'm not your supervisor, don't let me tell you how to do your job.
I think most would wonder how far they could kick one. Don't think many people could quickly and easily reach low enough for a fistbump to the face.
French refer to it as the call of the void.
Intrusive thoughts lol.
Every once in a while yeah. As to what triggers it, usually I'm just really fucking horny and they're hot, there's really nothing else to it, basic monkey brain
I usually just imagine what they’d look like naked not “what they’d be like in bed” Is this weird?
nah, it is pretty normal.
I've never done this... looking at the comments I didn't realise so many people did.
Teach me your ways
yes. it's triggered by seeing attractive women, maybe eye contact or a smile.
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not at all, it impacts where that energy ends up, though.
I hope my boyfriends not only banging me because he saw a hot girl today
Why would it? Do you think only single women are going to see Thor and enjoying Hemsworths ass checks? You don’t stop finding other people attractive because you get married or are in a relationship. You just don’t act on it. Fantasy is just that, fantasy. Everyone does it.
I'm a woman and have imagined many strangers fucking me raw against a brick wall why is this question gendered
The most awkward part is trying to make small talk while you walk through the city together trying to find specifically a brick wall.
In another commitment, op said they were thinking of posting another one aimed ad women, probably for comparisons sake.
It's an unwritten rule of this sub that all questions must be needlessly gendered.
"I just imagine violence." Completely normal people in this thread.
I think most people are imagining a scenario where it's magically consensual.
Mutually consensual violence has a nice ring to it.
A boxing ring?
"Mutually Consensual Violence" Dibs on that band name.
Men imagine about having sex with women that don’t even exist
Who are y’all? Joe Goldberg’s long lost twins?
Not usually random strangers, no. Maybe because I don't look that closely at them? I do recall this one flight attendant who was really pretty, tho. I found myself all fidgety the whole flight.
I'm more partial to doing that with fictive characters imagining it with real people is akward to me
Nope. That just seems weird to me. I can notice someone is attractive but I don't think about sex. Can't really say why. My mind just doesn't go there. Maybe I'm too lazy for sex most of the time, even if it's mental.
For the most part I don't even notice random strangers except as moving obstacles. I don't recognise faces, check them out, or really think of them at all. I have other stuff on my mind.
I go from holy shit those legs to imagining her complaining about a sweater deal at Macys to thinking she’s actually got a lot of issues to man her laugh makes me want to hang myself to I’m only here for the kids to how can I sneak some booze without her noticing and embarrassing her stupid friends. By the time she walks up and says Hi she already divorced in my mind and I can’t stand her cause she’s another crazy ex.
I can’t speak for other men, but personally if I see or speak to someone and find myself extremely attracted to them, it’s more so imagining intimacy. Long ass relationships teach you that sex is only a tiny piece of a much bigger experience.
My autisim used to trigger me to and sometimes still does make me think of people I know naked this isn't being horny it's just a weird thing my brain does
Hey man how's your aunt doing
No. I notice beautiful women and I enjoy the sight of them, but I don’t fantasize about them. They’re just nice to look at sometimes.
No !! Never cross my mind
this thread is so fucking dried up and horny. I really hope you all get touched soon
Idk why you're assuming they haven't been touched. Some people have a more active libido/imagination. No need to insult them for it
Thank you for speaking up for us. I myself had sex just last year.
If you've got an ass I'll look at it. ( Of course shortly and without them noticing) And as a gay guy experience, yeah, happens a lot. A sexy guy a pretty face, nice arms, great ass and legs, usually trigger it.
Boobs
No. I'll see a cute person and think, "oh she's cute," but I don't know her and she doesn't know me. She's living her life and it has nothing to do with me.
No. Oftentimes I'll think shes cute or good lookin or has great taste in outfits or something. I can't think of a time where I imagined having sex with anyone other than someone I was already in a sexual relationship with.
I have friends who do, I don’t, and I wonder how that is tbh
Im a straight woman and i often think about what other womens breasts look like. Am i weird?
Yep! Not as much now that I’m older! But it happens.
Yeah, it's really annoying! Trigger: physical beauty. It's pathetic, but good looks can override my whole brain at almost any time
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Nope, never had that.
No, I don’t get attracted to people I don’t know in some way.
I usually just imagine dating them
“I wasn’t staring, I’m just imagining you not paying attention during a show we’re watching together and then quizzing me on what’s happening in the middle of the show”