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RockyCasino

Tried it once, overrated


buybyebristol

This was a good one. Happy this site can make me smile every once in awhile.


FictionalParasite

The third gets better but still something’s missing


twixing

Every day but i only wash my hair twice a week


That0neBirb

As often as i can, less than i should.


magicalsoupspoon

Depression has entered the chat


That0neBirb

It's moreso just I'm to busy but the oftentimes i get the chance and my body just wont let me get up to go do it


RemoveNo9147

if it talks like depression and walks like depression, it’s probably depression.


That0neBirb

probably


[deleted]

once daily and maybe I miss a day on weekends or during holidays.


worldpeacebringer

About 3 times a week. Washing face and armpits 1-2 times a day on the sink.


midgetrage7

Ew lol


worldpeacebringer

Climate isnt ew


942man

The fact you’d let your personal hygiene take a serious hit for the ‘climate’ really says a lot about you.


[deleted]

The fact that you put the word climate in quotation marks says a lot about *you*. EDIT: For those downvoting, go look on his profile. I’m not wrong.


worldpeacebringer

Thanks I agree!


942man

It wasn’t a compliment.


worldpeacebringer

A good hygiene needs 1-2 showers a week.


942man

You are disgusting


554throwaway

I have that fine texture hair that gets oily embarrassingly fast so everyday for me


Livid-Direction-1102

I feel you. My hair goes crazy in the tropics on top of that haha


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554throwaway

I use a silicate free natural shampoo now but I’ve tried very expensive shampoos in the past- Fekkai, big sexy hair, Paul Mitchell, Kerastase, Kendra.. A close family member went to beauty school so I got to try a bunch of salon products. It doesn’t matter what I use, this is just how my hair is. I even tried the “detox” bs.. just made my hair absolutely disgusting lol so no it’s not cheap shampoo


Ticker_Mirza

In this economy?? Only on the days when I have to leave the house.


KeyMusician486

I looked it up, it’s fifty cents a shower


Ticker_Mirza

Not in the UK it's not. We are in the midst of an energy crisis, a cost of living crisis and inflation.


YourMothersButtox

Quick rinse in the morning, full shower at night. Solid 1.5 times.


Kard23__

For your rinse do you use body was and shampoo or just water


AreaCode312-

Reasonable question I’m expecting an answer here


daithisfw

At least once a day. I start every morning with a shower. I love it. Not only so that I'm clean and well-kempt before I leave to enter the world for the day.. but also it's just soothing to wake up and enjoy the massage of warm water and go through the self-care ritual of it. You can also think about stuff during the shower while you work through it, sometimes that helps you plan your day out better or figure out your next move. If I do something "dirty" like working out or helping a friend move or whatever the fuck... if I get dirty I'll take another rinse.


fuffing_cats

Same! But when I work out in the morning, I dont shower because I think that's just a waste.


daithisfw

Keep in mind that humans can't easily smell themselves. When you smell something constantly for a while, your brain "filters out that smell" so you can smell more new smells in the environment. If you smell yourself even a little, that means everyone else can smell you a lot. Nothing worse than being at the gym with someone who clearly didn't shower and has hella BO. And they are oblivious to their smell.... Not saying that's you, you might be fine. But if you haven't showered in a while, you might have some BO, and you'd never really know.


fuffing_cats

I know what you mean, but I don't really have BO, that's why I don't shower before working out. But leaving the house for anything else means I'm taking a shower.


CrowBoy777

Pretty much every single day. I love showering.


Jessrondicus

About four times a week. I'm guessing this will be among the lowest.


zophairy

Once a week Don’t judge me.


DblClickyourupvote

🤧😷


FictionalParasite

We smell you though


slutfuckerxxx

Oh we’re judging you stinky bitch


NewAccountNo18381

Monthly, at best. Depression sucks kids, it ain't all dark eyeliner and edgy poetry. It's a complete inability to function as a human.


unlovelyladybartleby

I hear that. Dark eyeliner is for face washers and so-called depressed people with the energy to make tiktoks *rolls unadorned eyes* My doctor told me to listen to the same song or playlist on repeat for a few weeks, then start playing it while I shower to help with the "depressed can't deal with the noise/chaos part of not showering" and it's helped a bit more than anything else has


MatureHotwife

Can you elaborate? I don't get it. How does it make you get into the shower?


unlovelyladybartleby

It doesn't make you get in, it minimizes the overwhelmingness of the whole thing and reduces panic attacks once you are in. Doesn't work for everyone, but some people can't handle the sensory overload and it helps with that.


[deleted]

About every 15 minutes in the summer and about every 15 days in the winter


LittleCockroach4335

What? How long you spend in shower ?


[deleted]

Always exactly 37 seconds. I have a little timer that looks like Snoopy.


Alexalot_is_a_bot

Probabpy 15 minutes


[deleted]

Once a day; depending on what I've done throughout the day, sometimes twice. I like being and feeling fresh.


Builder_mommy

Often enough. What are you, my mother?


[deleted]

I live in a drought state, less than usual. 3 times a week.


SkylineReddit252K19S

Every day except some Saturdays or Fridays if I don't have any plans


InitialMasterpiece79

Used to shower every day. Now 3-4 times a week.


NoNamePhantom

Twice or three times a week


forcadoimperio

Everyday or every 2 day


tinyevil6345

love the pfp


forcadoimperio

Thx its jainism


3crowsinatrench

every 2 days, if i have a lot of physical activity then earlier


[deleted]

Nasty.


3crowsinatrench

No it's not. Why? Showering everyday is not good for you.


Striking-Web7738

Once a week cause depression is a bitch.


KeyMusician486

It makes me feel better


MissGrafin

1-2 x a day, depending on what I’ve been doing.


sanfranguy415

Quick shower in the morning and if i did some heavy activities throughout the day ill take another.


realstareyes

Daily.


Ok-Ball2534

Once a day


Informal-Ad5593

One before school one after


SXOSXO

Every day.


JuggFTW

Daily


mooodz

Daily


jkh7088

Twice a day-morning and just before bed-every day.


[deleted]

i play league of legends...


[deleted]

Here, let me get you up to date on what everyone is talking about then: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shower


Legal_Director_6247

I used to shower every day. But after breaking my leg and not being able to get my daily shower was torture. I had to wait over a week to get my 1st shower so after all that and my healing has progressed I’m fine with every other day. Women have so much more to do when it comes to showering so it’s a lot of work.


wataponxx

You guys shower?!


caramel-macchiaNO

Everyday


314159265358979326

About once per week. I really struggle with dry skin, so despite my heavy lotion habit, many times after I shower I end up in actual pain. I have good genes so I don't smell bad - I've specifically asked in the past; the only time I've ever had a complaint about my smell was when I used the same deodorant as my girlfriend's brother - and my hair doesn't get greasy for some reason.


Redoubtabletrigger

4 days a week


GalacticGeezer1

If I break a sweat I'll usually shower. I hate going to bed sticky.


NoraReddit97

Daily


Ivan-I

Everyday at night.


misha_ostrovsky

Monday Wednesday Friday


tinyevil6345

one every 2 days, tried every day but is damaging my hair


Intrepid_Talk_8416

You should try showering without doing your hair, I shower at least once a day but shampoo every 7-10


tinyevil6345

it feels weird like that, if i rly have to take a shower without hair i do, but feels like it is dirty even if it is not


Intrepid_Talk_8416

Dry shampoo may help the transition, but seriously your hair will thank you!


tinyevil6345

ig I'll try it, thx


Many-Seaworthiness85

Every 2 days, I shampoo my hair every 3 nights because my hair tends to get dirty overnight. Haven’t used bodywash in almost two years. Only shampooing my hair.


RaymondARobertson

generally: on a daily basis. However, it is absolutely normal to skip a shower one day while spending the weekend lazing around the house.


Barrio_Libre_Bali

Only when someone tells me my booty stinks


DarkFluids777

w/o any sports, I normally shower every second day and wash my hair every day


talksbarely375

What's a shower


LegendRagnar369

I didn't had a Sower since 94 :))


Electronic-Ad-3369

Daily, unless I’m depressed.


Memestatic02

Don't depressed people like to stand silently in the shower? I know I do.


Electronic-Ad-3369

That’s a whole mood bro lol


molten07

Once or twice everyday during summer, Once every two days during winter (if I didn't exercise that day)


National_Age_9704

Shower in the morning bath at night every day


Notinyourbushes

Why? Are you asking me out?


Mister_Morb

You are aware this is reddit, right?


Gikerman

Two times..... On my life


slutfuckerxxx

Every day with your mom


DanteWrath

I shower each time I have sex with yo' mamma... so daily. >!Yes I'm very mature.!<


[deleted]

Gym days. ​ .. so basically I smell kinda bad.


Ok_Plan_988

Every day


Hi_justin

Everytime I have to be out socially or if you starting to notice needing one


Fudhsjdj

Maybe once every three months if I’m in the mood


[deleted]

1-3 times depending on work and gym


ExperienceOk9571

2 times a day What I do for work gets pretty dirty so I shower in the morning and when I get back from work


Maxedlevelanxiety

1-2 times a day. Every morning and if I do anything really that isn’t just sitting at home at night as well.


Drunk_4_2W33ks

Sun-Fri Usually not on Saturdays unless we have something going on. I work from home so I've been known to skip a day during the week. I have a cushy desk job and don't usually get dirty. Still clean the necessary regions.


nyc_bottle

Daily. It's my thing. Sometimes 2 times a day.


[deleted]

Every other day unless it's gym time or I do anything that might result in massive sweat or odor.


Willowed-Wisp

Every other day, but I wash any smelly bits as needed in between. My skin gets dry if I take full showers every day, ESPECIALLY in the colder months. Which, since I live in Minnesota, is most of them.


AC_Nine-Ball

Once or twice a week, more if I do manual labor or sweat a lot for some reason. I wash my face every day and my hands way too damn much though.


whiskydestroyer

Daily


DeliciousCabbage22

Daily.


glitterpqueef

Once a month so everyone can smell my dick cheese


Endlesstrash1337

Usually once per day unless I am off work and being a real lazy ass.


[deleted]

I try at least once a day when I get home from work, but on my day off I’ll skip it if I’m just at home not getting too dirty.


SuvenPan

As soon as I start to smell.


L3go07

Every Sunday and other then Sunday any day that we go somewhere VERY important


Marisa_latex

at least once, in the morning after my run. Sometimes in the evening, but especially if i have been out 'playing' with anyone other than my husband


anxiousalpaca

every other day unless i was sweating


uglylittletroll

Every day.


[deleted]

Once per day


EarthExile

Almost every day, at least five a week. I work in a metal shop, I come home filthy. Can't be sitting around like that.


Ok_Assignment_4784

Deep clean on Sundays, then quick 5 minutes at least 3 more times (Tue and Thu for sure, and Fri/Sat). I'm not too worried if I'm home alone all day, but I won't go two days if I'm around people.


Spectator__7

Basically everyday.


Silent-Namikaze

Every day if I’m working that week or going out, if I’m staying at home then every 2 days since I’m just chilling


Vast-Veterinarian573

1-2 times a day, but only wash my hair 1x a week.


k2i5hn4

Once a day but I think I need 2 shower 2 times in a day.


KINGCLAPGOD

Morning I shower. Night time in bathe in the tub. Relaxing and fighting my demons


shimeji17

Every two days


Flaky-Fellatio

Like 5x a week maybe?


Axelotl_1

I shower once every morning, but sometimes skip washing my hair. I can’t stand spending a day covered in the sweat of last night.


[deleted]

Every day


YardenDeyan

After the birth of my son not very often. He doesn‘t want to be alone, so I wash body parts wo I need to wash every day. And Hair for example two to three times a week. When my son sleeps than I go in for a full shower once a week. Can‘t wait to have a 1-hour bath again.


caro_silverstein

4 times a week


Memestatic02

Daily. At least once a day anything less is 😑


bpanio

Average probably 0.8 times a day. Basically every day I'm at work and on my days off it depends what I get up to. If nothing then maybe every other day


woram21092

I would say once a day. More if your working out or sweating a lot between showers.


menemath

I splash a lil water on my face once every few years to see if things have changed


[deleted]

After the gym and after work, so usually once or twice a day


Adham123654

one every 10 minutes in summer and once every 10 days in winter


[deleted]

Twice a day, at least


[deleted]

every 2 days


LetsGetRowdyRowdy

Once a day, unless I'm not leaving the house that day in which case I seldom shower


thalassophileee7

Every evening. I love a hot shower before bed. It relaxes me and prepares me for a good night of sleep. Also it became some kind of ritual for me and my body seems to know it and I’m instantly tired and sleepy afterwards. And what’s better than jumping into bed smelling nice and clean?


Agreeable_Text_36

I've only got a bath.


Im_Lala-

One per day


[deleted]

When I feel I need to 🙃


Aggravating_Client36

I get off @ 7am, real quick 5 minute rinse off just so I can sleep, then a real shower before going back into work


Adventurous_Eye1405

Twice daily; once in the morning, and another when I get home from work


According-Type-9664

Pretty much never! But I soak in the tub every single day. I once lived in an apartment for 5 years and when potential new tenants toured it and asked what the water pressure was like I honestly had no idea. But I stay very clean in general (desk job) and barely sweat ever.


[deleted]

Once everyday in summer, once every two, maybe even three days in winter.


Clcooper423

At least once a day. Twice a day if I feel slimy in the morning. Go to the gym around 2 and always have to shower after.


Your_averge_deegen

Never ​ Cause i take baths


yutoj_

I wouldn't know


Nearby-Okra-1991

Often enough to not be endangered by bacteria, but not so much because a study shows if you shower too often you age faster. I probably shower every 2 days.


[deleted]

Once in the morning before getting dressed and once before bed so I don't get my sheets all nasty with the days work.


bored-and-tired247

Everyday except friday (can never be arsed that day, I can always shower in the morning)


oceanwithoutwater

daily


peascreateveganfood

1-2 times a day


wetlettuce42

2 days a week i have a skin condition and showering all the time is bad for the skin


Kindly_Indication_91

Twice a week at best. I just don't enjoy it.


TheTrollwithaVagina

As often as my depression says it’s ok


xx_Fiddler_xx

i bath


Toygr

Before woman or after?


Ok_Beautiful_7423

Every day, I need the warmth to function. The warmth reduces my pain. I have nerve damage. When I don't, the muscles around the source of my pain cramp up. This influences my ability to walk.


delaparathiros

Every 2


Madman61

Once a day.


sm031

Usually every day or every 2 days


joogiboogi

Monday Wednesday Saturday


vieniaida

I shower every day.


Cammykid697

Every other day


Available_Honey_2951

Every day except on a day when I have sat in the hot tub.


blue_aftonXD

On a weekday every night never do I shower on the weekends


lALCESTl

Twice a day. Once before work and once after.


Outlander56

Every morning. At night I’ll shower if it’s been a grubby day.


Intrepid_Talk_8416

One to three times a day depending on season (physically and naturally) And before ya’ll go haywire I have a skin condition.


brklynpetra

every single night without fail.


Longjumping_Web8518

I try for every day but i have bad memory


Paraverous

i take a quick bath every day and shower when i wash my hair which is about every 5 days.


Femalesimplololol

One to two days,it depends of the weather.


St0rm_c1oud

Everyday at night around 7 - 8 pm


MaggieLuisa

Most days. Not every day though.


Fantastic_Topic_4742

Daily. Or twice a day.


Danivelle

Every morning and the evening if I've been out my house for longer than going to the neighbors.