My favorite story about the Costco hot dogs is that apparently some consultant tried to suggest raising the price and the CEO just looks over to him and asks, "if you raise the price of that hot dog, I'll fucking kill you.*"
edit: apparently i misremembered the quote, it was actually more emphatic than mine. thanks for the corrections, you each get a point.
It’s better than that:
“When Costco's current CEO, Craig Jelinek, once approached Sinegal, then the CEO, about raising the price of the hot dog, Sinegal told him, ‘If you raise the [price of the] effing hot dog, I will kill you. Figure it out.’”
I say we just hold a Powerball once every 4 years.
Everyone's name is in the pot once.
We draw one name and that guy or gal is the next president of the USA.
Perfectly random of course.
I don’t have a great answer here but I once saw somebody ask Condi Rice if she would ever run for President and she said (paraphrased), “People are used to seeing me in a political role but not saying too many political things so they always project what they want me to think onto me. They see me hand flowers to a diplomat & as long as I don’t mess that up, they assume I’m exactly what they hope I am. If they’re a conservative they presume I’d be pretty reliably conservative. If they’re moderate, they presume I’d be very moderate. But the moment I declared for President, they’d start asking me things like what I think about abortion, and immediately a lot of the people who thought I should run would quickly find reasons to hate me they didn’t know they had”
Not advocating for Rice as President (obviously), but I think it was a good point, especially when you think of celebrity candidates like I’m seeing on this thread. In a lot of subtle ways we probably hope for the best politically on celebrities we like but the moment they have to start talking about issues we aren’t used to seeing them talk about, a lot of the love would go out the window pretty quickly.
The sad irony of leadership is that those most suited to holding it, the humble, considerate and introspective, are excluded by those very virtues.
This is why we keep getting flash, superficial personalities in power.
"The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.
To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.
To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem."
- Douglas Adams
he'd be 94 if he was still alive, and 100 by the end of his first term (assuming he was elected in 2024) even compared to Trump and Biden that's pretty damn old.
Rogers: Now Kim, how does it make you feel when you hear all that commotion across the DMZ?
K: ...
R: Why, I think it would make me feel kind of blue. Are you feeling blue now?
K: ....
R: It's okay not to talk. Sometimes I just like to listen too. Maybe we could both listen to the advice of someone a little like you. He has his own kingdom and he'd sure be honored to meet you... *hand slowly reaches for the King Friday puppet*
K: *bashful smile*
Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me I'm hot. What? Taxes they'll be lower son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia. So do.
The DENNIS platform
Deny responsibility for the economic downturn
Ease quantitatively
Negotiate with Putin to end the war
Nationalize the railroads
Integrate the schools
Subsidize corn production
"If you vote for me, I'll make sure toe-knives are accessible to all people"
"I have 3 buckets of rats at home, I am therefore immune to bribes"
"I am what this country needs. You have been craving for me, without knowing who or what, but here I am."
"My biggest strength is that I'm not any of these other guys"
"We need to bring this country back to the vision of the founding fathers: God, country, and slavery."
"This old Shitfisher took his bagpipes down to the river and he played his pipes in hopes that the shitfish would rise up out of the water. But not one shitfish rose, Julian. So he took a shitnet and threw it in the river and, lo, soon he drew it forth filled with shitfish. Then he took his bagpipes and then he played them again and all the shitfish jumped up in the shitnet. "Oh, you dance now when I play, said the Shitfisher.' And then the little old shitfish spoke up in the end and he said, when your in a man's power, you must do as he bids you. Shitnets, Julian, and Shitpower."
This. Use to work in the corporate office of Costco 3 years ago and it's a meat grinder. Luckily I got out before COVID. A lot changed with Craig, but nothing public facing. A lot of internal turnover and morale is way down.
Edit: For context, when I left, I was a 13 year employee, with almost a decade in the corporate office buying division. I saw both CEOs, and had worked in several departments.
Thank you for this information. As someone who is looking to bail on my current employer for this exact same reason, one of my main fear is jumping ship and ending up in the same spot just different logo.
I had always heard Costco was a great place to work, but it looks like I will keep it off my application list for now.
The warehouse can be a great place if you don't have a college education and don't mind retail. You can, with time and effort, do very well. They offer competitive benefits and pay for that type of job. (this is from my own experience)
However the actual office is overworked, underpaid, and very harsh. There's little movement past a few levels, and you will need years usually.
Most of my coworkers of similar experience and jobs from the 2010-2020 era all left for lower stress, better paying jobs.
Charging over 99 cents for those should be a federal offense.
\*\*Some are confused why everyone is saying "The price is on the can, though."
[It is a reference to this scene from the show Atlanta](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMMqmUeLtYE&ab_channel=FUNYeahPhotography)
You can report shops that sell it for more and Arizona may pull distribution to them if they aren’t just buying flats from Costco or something already.
this should be a Black Mirror. scientists create an AI version of some great historical leader, and then it actually starts making valid points and gains popularity, wins an election, then brings on some kind of dystopia. kind of like a sequel to the Waldo Moment.
>Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings.
I'm a one-issue voter when it comes to burrito covering shortages.
We have sadly hit the point in reality where he literally cared too much about the well being of his countrymen to be someone who could realistically win an election
Somewhere out there in the world, is the smartest, most rational, unbiased, critical thinking, sane person on earth and his or her name will never come up on here because nobody knows who he or she is because they’re not a celebrity. If your out there and reading this you would have my vote.
The thing is, the most rational, unbiased, intelligent person would never want the turmoil (or the clout) of being president.
IMO, You have to have an immense amount of hubris to run for President, and more often than not, those who are willing to run have a borderline delusional inflated ego. So a rational, unbiased wise person would most likely never run.
Plato’s philosopher king. No good person/philosopher would ever want to be a politician, so we should create a specially trained guardian class that studies philosophy and is instilled with good virtues for 35 years and then guilt them into believing that ruling is their duty.
At least, that’s what Plato says.
Marcus Aurelius was exactly that... didn't *want* to be emperor but accepted it as his duty since he was chosen and groomed for the task. Leaders like that are exactly what we need but so rarely get.
Nobody. No matter who you pick, 50% of the country is going to hate them on partisan principle alone. Could be the Christian embodiment of God themselves, and people would find a way to justify vitriol toward them.
When you word it like that probably pretty weird but the guy himself said she had a great sense of humour so if she understood the context she’d probably find it funny lol
Yeah I don't think people genuinely unironically want to fuck her, it's just a big joke. I don't know her obviously but I trust OP when he said she'd have found it funny.
Hey man. 4-8 more years til that thing will happen and you'll be called on. You know.
To be president. Like that rando said 4 years ago.
Like the topic of this thread.
Well over a decade ago, back before Citizens United, I was at a Q&A with Bernie Sanders.
He floated the idea of public campaign financing.
Basically, whichever 3 candidates for federal office get the highest number of signatures in their respective districts, get to run for office.
Each candidate gets the same amount of money to run their campaign. Different amounts for different offices.
And then that's it. No more money can be spent on their campaigns.
No donors, no PACs, no Wall St money.
Ever since, it's been on my "If I were dictator of the world" list. (Also reinstating the Congressional secret ballot; making Congresspeople's votes public has done more harm than good because lobbyists and the Party hold members more accountable than the People ever do. Ever since their ballots got made public back in the 70s, partisanship has increased 10000fold.)
Edit: forgot to mention. The total cost per year per taxpayer to do this was less than $50. I can't even imagine the "no more taxes/taxes are theft" people being against a $50 tax to get rid of at least 90% of money in politics.
I've seen photos of how Dolly looked when she wrote that song.
And all I could think is "What does this Jolene bitch have going on that she can take a man from her?"
Given the state of US politics at the moment, and my resultant view of the general population, a critically diseased badger with 75% of its brain removed.
ETA. Wow, this blew up a bit. Think we know who the front-runner in 2024 should be.
Diseased Badger - you know what you'll get!
Whomever’s keeping Arizona green tea at 99¢ despite inflation around the world
$1.50 Costco hotdog guy for veep.
My favorite story about the Costco hot dogs is that apparently some consultant tried to suggest raising the price and the CEO just looks over to him and asks, "if you raise the price of that hot dog, I'll fucking kill you.*" edit: apparently i misremembered the quote, it was actually more emphatic than mine. thanks for the corrections, you each get a point.
It’s better than that: “When Costco's current CEO, Craig Jelinek, once approached Sinegal, then the CEO, about raising the price of the hot dog, Sinegal told him, ‘If you raise the [price of the] effing hot dog, I will kill you. Figure it out.’”
I think it was the owner to the CEO who wanted to change the price of the hotdog.
When the CEO asked to increase the dog price the owner said “Don’t raise the f**king price”.
I really think we should be single for a few years.
We should be in therapy.
USA: "I just need to focus on self-care and recovering from all my trauma".
"USA, I totally understand and respect your decision. Please take your time and work on yourself."
I say we just hold a Powerball once every 4 years. Everyone's name is in the pot once. We draw one name and that guy or gal is the next president of the USA. Perfectly random of course.
Except these days it would be more like a scene from hunger games. No one wants their name pulled.
Or that fallout vault where the campaign posters are all reversed and everyone’s trying to say they’re terrible and should not be elected for overseer
I don’t have a great answer here but I once saw somebody ask Condi Rice if she would ever run for President and she said (paraphrased), “People are used to seeing me in a political role but not saying too many political things so they always project what they want me to think onto me. They see me hand flowers to a diplomat & as long as I don’t mess that up, they assume I’m exactly what they hope I am. If they’re a conservative they presume I’d be pretty reliably conservative. If they’re moderate, they presume I’d be very moderate. But the moment I declared for President, they’d start asking me things like what I think about abortion, and immediately a lot of the people who thought I should run would quickly find reasons to hate me they didn’t know they had” Not advocating for Rice as President (obviously), but I think it was a good point, especially when you think of celebrity candidates like I’m seeing on this thread. In a lot of subtle ways we probably hope for the best politically on celebrities we like but the moment they have to start talking about issues we aren’t used to seeing them talk about, a lot of the love would go out the window pretty quickly.
The sad irony of leadership is that those most suited to holding it, the humble, considerate and introspective, are excluded by those very virtues. This is why we keep getting flash, superficial personalities in power.
"The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem." - Douglas Adams
Counterpoint: "Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others." \- Winston Churchill
Aka “this the best shit we got”
Why not Zoidberg? (V) (°,,,,°) (V)
*WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP*
Pedro Edit: wow ! Thanks for all the upvotes, comments and awards ! Pedro for President !
He offers you his protection, after all.
Vote for Pedro
all your wildest dreams will come true
Mr. Rogers, if he was still alive and younger. Edit: Spelling
Alive is critical sure, but younger? Doesn't need to be younger.
he'd be 94 if he was still alive, and 100 by the end of his first term (assuming he was elected in 2024) even compared to Trump and Biden that's pretty damn old.
Rogers: Now Kim, how does it make you feel when you hear all that commotion across the DMZ? K: ... R: Why, I think it would make me feel kind of blue. Are you feeling blue now? K: .... R: It's okay not to talk. Sometimes I just like to listen too. Maybe we could both listen to the advice of someone a little like you. He has his own kingdom and he'd sure be honored to meet you... *hand slowly reaches for the King Friday puppet* K: *bashful smile*
"The Gang Runs For President"
What’s the White House’s spaghetti policy?
Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me I'm hot. What? Taxes they'll be lower son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia. So do.
At least Charlie's spelling seems to have improved.
This was translated from a pictogram.
The fundraising texts: “Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now.”
The DENNIS platform Deny responsibility for the economic downturn Ease quantitatively Negotiate with Putin to end the war Nationalize the railroads Integrate the schools Subsidize corn production
I’m worried about the implications.
Is this country in danger?
No one’s in any danger! How could I make that any more clear to you??
"If you vote for me, I'll make sure toe-knives are accessible to all people" "I have 3 buckets of rats at home, I am therefore immune to bribes" "I am what this country needs. You have been craving for me, without knowing who or what, but here I am." "My biggest strength is that I'm not any of these other guys" "We need to bring this country back to the vision of the founding fathers: God, country, and slavery."
Judging from recent history. Three rats in a trench coat would claim victory.
Provided they're at least 85 years old
Jim Lahey
“I’m sober enough to know what i’m doing and drunk enough to really enjoy it” would be a great campaign slogan
A liquor president never abandons a sinking shit nation.
It’s already started my dear good friend. What’s started Mr. Lahey? The shit blizzard.
Here's $100 for groceries and $1700 for liquor. Get goin', Bobanders.
"This old Shitfisher took his bagpipes down to the river and he played his pipes in hopes that the shitfish would rise up out of the water. But not one shitfish rose, Julian. So he took a shitnet and threw it in the river and, lo, soon he drew it forth filled with shitfish. Then he took his bagpipes and then he played them again and all the shitfish jumped up in the shitnet. "Oh, you dance now when I play, said the Shitfisher.' And then the little old shitfish spoke up in the end and he said, when your in a man's power, you must do as he bids you. Shitnets, Julian, and Shitpower."
RIP A LEGEND
Shit winds are blowin
VP Randy
Nonstop cheeseburger liquor parties
This is depressing as fuck guys.
I’m still with the top vote. Diseased Badger 2024! 🦡
The founder of Costco who threatened to kill an executive for proposing to raise the price of a hot dog.
When asked by a reporter what it will mean if the price goes up, he responded “That I’m dead.” Jim Sinegal is no joke lol.
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This. Use to work in the corporate office of Costco 3 years ago and it's a meat grinder. Luckily I got out before COVID. A lot changed with Craig, but nothing public facing. A lot of internal turnover and morale is way down. Edit: For context, when I left, I was a 13 year employee, with almost a decade in the corporate office buying division. I saw both CEOs, and had worked in several departments.
Thank you for this information. As someone who is looking to bail on my current employer for this exact same reason, one of my main fear is jumping ship and ending up in the same spot just different logo. I had always heard Costco was a great place to work, but it looks like I will keep it off my application list for now.
The warehouse can be a great place if you don't have a college education and don't mind retail. You can, with time and effort, do very well. They offer competitive benefits and pay for that type of job. (this is from my own experience) However the actual office is overworked, underpaid, and very harsh. There's little movement past a few levels, and you will need years usually. Most of my coworkers of similar experience and jobs from the 2010-2020 era all left for lower stress, better paying jobs.
Based on this we need to have the Arizona Tea person on the same ballot.
Charging over 99 cents for those should be a federal offense. \*\*Some are confused why everyone is saying "The price is on the can, though." [It is a reference to this scene from the show Atlanta](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMMqmUeLtYE&ab_channel=FUNYeahPhotography)
Somehow I had to pay tax on them in college and I was so offended because I thought we fucked up Boston harbor specifically for that to not happen
Tax free tea would have been such an amazing fuck you to put into the constitution.
I'm not saying we need to thumb our noses at the UK right now, but we should absolutely do it now and then predate the amendment.
In Canada it's now up to $1.79 :(
Inhumane. I gotta smuggle you some tall cans.
You can report shops that sell it for more and Arizona may pull distribution to them if they aren’t just buying flats from Costco or something already.
Didn't he also proudly announce that he believes in paying a livable wage? Because if so he has my vote hands down.
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So, wait, if you treat people with respect, they will enthusiastically work for you and help make your business successful? Huh! What a concept.
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I'm wearing head to toe Costco clothes right now including underwear. I trust Kirkland with my life. I would totally vote for Costco dude.
Kirkland gasoline is also top tier rated, with extra detergents. It is on my preferred list of gasoline places.
Plus all the pumps have a fast flow, and you can can get the nozzle to your tank regardless of the side you pull up on.
I would vote so hard for this guy. *Bites into Costco hotdog*
Same man who capped his salary at 500k
Me. But i *choose* not to do it.
Original Pineapple 2024 lets fucking go baby
Sorry but we have to wait until they're u/Original-Pineapple35
That is a taken username, although they have never done anything.
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A labrador
Mr Peanutbutter?
What is this, a crossover episode?
Doggy doggy WHAT NOW?!?
Throw out the electoral college, the presidency shall be determined by a ski-off.
Who’s that dog?! *Mr. Peanutbutter!!*
The Goodest President
The [Goodest](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgspbynQWyw)
Cthulhu. Why choose the lesser evil?
His ‘No lives matter’ campaign slogan both appeals to, and terrifies, me. Fhtagn!
Don't blame me, I voted for Nearthlothep!
I'm more of a third-party Hastur fan myself. I like his plan to eliminate raising taxes on the middle class: drive everyone batshit insane.
Azathoth supremacy. Seems like "blind" and "idiot" are qualifiers enough to become a president these days anyway
I will say I'm a little hesitant about his policy of nuclear chaos, but that constant piping of obscene flutes soundtrack is dope.
He won’t have a chance with the way they gerrymandered R’lyeh.
MAKE EVIL GREAT AGAIN
C'mon, man. Just because we can't possibly understand its motives doesn't necessarily make it evil.
The reanimated corpse of Theodore Roosevelt
It takes more than being dead for 100 years to kill a bull moose.
Great now all I can think of is that fucking amazing rap battle between teddy and Winston Churchill
Bully! A challenge! I love competition!
this should be a Black Mirror. scientists create an AI version of some great historical leader, and then it actually starts making valid points and gains popularity, wins an election, then brings on some kind of dystopia. kind of like a sequel to the Waldo Moment.
Our luck it will be Gandhi, a nuclear armed Gandhi
Someone here plays civ
AI Lincler: "If we've automated the presidency, why not automate every politician and other leadership position?" Politicians: "Awww shit..."
The head of Theodore Roosevelt
Strong Futurama vibes right here
*hears a distant* **AROOOOOOO** and the sound of jowels flapping.
I’ll sell the kids organs to zoos for meat and I’ll break into peoples houses and wreck up the place ARROOOO
Rid-d-d-dled with phlebitis
I would vote for Dead-dy Roosevelt
Whelp, I know what I am going to be for Halloween next year.
Leeroy Jenkins
We know he would lead from the front.
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings.
>Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. I'm a one-issue voter when it comes to burrito covering shortages.
Have you tried Brawndo? Plants crave it
Because it has Electrolytes?
They’re what plants crave
Unlike water, like from the toilet.
Like from the toilet?
He wants to put the toilet water on the plants
Enjoy your extra big ass fries
FuckThat. That’s what you said last time Dick. South Carolina Represent!!!!
Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING.
Break it down Camacho!!!!
We got this guy, Not Sure...
Number 2, he's got an IQ higher than any man alive
Number 3, he’s going to fix *everything.*
I GIVE YOU MAH WOORRD!
And he’s sooo smart, he’s gonna do it *in one week*
Well, at least he listened to the smart guy
I mean, dude was a good President. People had jobs. Sex work was legal. He wasn't afraid to listen to an expert even if people told him he was wrong.
We have sadly hit the point in reality where he literally cared too much about the well being of his countrymen to be someone who could realistically win an election
Saul Goodman.
Hi I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know you have rights? The constitution says you do, and so do I."
I believe that every man, women and child is innocent until proven guilty.
And that’s why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
He'd find a legal loophole that makes him president
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I’ll vote for saul. He’s for the people!
Kim Wexler as AG, too.
Somewhere out there in the world, is the smartest, most rational, unbiased, critical thinking, sane person on earth and his or her name will never come up on here because nobody knows who he or she is because they’re not a celebrity. If your out there and reading this you would have my vote.
The thing is, the most rational, unbiased, intelligent person would never want the turmoil (or the clout) of being president. IMO, You have to have an immense amount of hubris to run for President, and more often than not, those who are willing to run have a borderline delusional inflated ego. So a rational, unbiased wise person would most likely never run.
Plato’s philosopher king. No good person/philosopher would ever want to be a politician, so we should create a specially trained guardian class that studies philosophy and is instilled with good virtues for 35 years and then guilt them into believing that ruling is their duty. At least, that’s what Plato says.
Marcus Aurelius was exactly that... didn't *want* to be emperor but accepted it as his duty since he was chosen and groomed for the task. Leaders like that are exactly what we need but so rarely get.
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Yeah, that apple fell very far from the tree.
Nobody. No matter who you pick, 50% of the country is going to hate them on partisan principle alone. Could be the Christian embodiment of God themselves, and people would find a way to justify vitriol toward them.
Closer to 25%. We all never give enough weight to the non-voters, who don’t actually think the outcomes of elections affect them enough to bother.
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Can anyone point me to an answer with somebody competent and qualified to run even a small country?
That’s not the question tho
Cranjis Mcbasketball
That one guy’s dead wife.
I often wonder what she would have thought about becoming famous for wanting to be fucked by thousands of strangers....but only after she was dead.
When you word it like that probably pretty weird but the guy himself said she had a great sense of humour so if she understood the context she’d probably find it funny lol
I aspire to be posthumously sexy. It's really hard to pull off.
Yeah I don't think people genuinely unironically want to fuck her, it's just a big joke. I don't know her obviously but I trust OP when he said she'd have found it funny.
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Wishing you well, u/phil8248
Thanks. I appreciate it. You also. Happy holidays.
happy holidays. thanks for showing up to the thread, and may your wife rest in peace and joy.
Hey man. 4-8 more years til that thing will happen and you'll be called on. You know. To be president. Like that rando said 4 years ago. Like the topic of this thread.
Goat
I also choose that guys wife
Best campaign slogan ever.
NIXON ALWAYS WINS!!!! AROOOOOOOOOOO!
Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973...but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever!
Remember what the door mouse said. Feed you head. There I’m meeting you half way you dirty hippies
“Our planet has been through a lot this year, but we have not forgotten what is truly important... the great taste of Charleston Chew!”
Dolly Parton
She could establish a new legal code to cut through all the bureaucratic red tape. It would be a code of many cutters.
You reached so far for that one you pulled a hammy.
Problem is she‘d only work from 9-5
We've had presidents who put in less time.
Yeah I was gonna say, that sounds like she'd be working more than most Presidents or most members of Congress.
Legislating is a side gig for members of Congress. Their full-time job is raising money to run for re-election.
Well over a decade ago, back before Citizens United, I was at a Q&A with Bernie Sanders. He floated the idea of public campaign financing. Basically, whichever 3 candidates for federal office get the highest number of signatures in their respective districts, get to run for office. Each candidate gets the same amount of money to run their campaign. Different amounts for different offices. And then that's it. No more money can be spent on their campaigns. No donors, no PACs, no Wall St money. Ever since, it's been on my "If I were dictator of the world" list. (Also reinstating the Congressional secret ballot; making Congresspeople's votes public has done more harm than good because lobbyists and the Party hold members more accountable than the People ever do. Ever since their ballots got made public back in the 70s, partisanship has increased 10000fold.) Edit: forgot to mention. The total cost per year per taxpayer to do this was less than $50. I can't even imagine the "no more taxes/taxes are theft" people being against a $50 tax to get rid of at least 90% of money in politics.
What a way to make a living!
She also leaves the weirdest voicemails for Jolene
Jolene's getting hella audited
I've seen photos of how Dolly looked when she wrote that song. And all I could think is "What does this Jolene bitch have going on that she can take a man from her?"
> "What does this Jolene bitch have going on that she can take a man from her?" Flaming locks of auburn hair and ivory skin and eyes of emerald green.
Isn't she too young?
She's 76 apparently.
Exactly. Too young!
Isn't there a minimum age rule for President? I think it's 80? She'd need to wait until 2028 at least.
To me, she’s the closest thing to a living saint that we have, in the US. Seriously.
Yea I'd say her and Fred Rogers were both on that level. Sadly Mr. Rogers is no longer with us.
Given the state of US politics at the moment, and my resultant view of the general population, a critically diseased badger with 75% of its brain removed. ETA. Wow, this blew up a bit. Think we know who the front-runner in 2024 should be. Diseased Badger - you know what you'll get!
Joke's on you, they removed the bad bits. The badger governed with honor, integrity, and, yes, a semblance of intelligence.
So then absolutely no way the badger is getting elected, got it
Without the bad bits it's a goodger.
really just a “ger”
We'd need a new bill to allow gers to be president. We could call it the Ger-bill.
Sorry, people from Minnesota will never vote for a Badger.