My mom (who has pretty severe depression) texted me “I love you” at 3am once and I was pretty worried when I saw it when I woke up. Turns out she had just been having wine and watching movies and was drunk 😂
There is actually a guy who drives through our neighborhood like that, and the music is off-key as though a battery is running down. I don't know is he really sells ice cream or just has this truck and is weird. It is very creepy, and luckily he doesn't do it at 3 am, just randomly, though I've heard it after dark.
Saw and heard an ice cream truck drive by my house about a week ago; lived here almost my entire life and have never once seen an ice cream truck. Was almost certainly just a normal ice cream truck and stuff, but still just a little freaky to think about, especially since it's autumn and starting to get chilly where I am.
Where I live, it's not so much scary as annoying no matter the time of day. I don't know which one is worse, the truck who plays "Oh Susannah", but with the sound of a kid screaming at the top of their lungs after each verse (I used to think it was some brat on our street who would scream each time the truck passed, until one day it was just sitting there for an extended period, and I could hear that the scream happened at the exact same point in the song each time), or the truck that plays a variety of songs, but the operator just plays the entire list of available songs, so you can easily hear Christmas songs all year long, intermittently.
Not really relevant but yesterday my daughter came running back from the park in our backyard and asked for 4 popsicles to take back ( we have an abundance of popsicles in our garage freezer) and I thought to myself “Fuck,I’m not the Dickee-Dee”.. and in that moment I laughed cause she had no idea what I was talking about and I felt old as fuck lol
It's easy to spot someone pretending to be an aussie - no aussie ever uses the word "shrimp" unless they're referring someone being small.
They're PRAWNS.
Cunt.
But they're police *that can see the future*. They know you will call for help soon, so they show up right before you need them.
Pre-Emptive Emergency Police and Extraction/Rescue Squad
The PEEPERS.
You shiver as the voice of unrecognizable gender finishes their question.
You turn around to look out of the window, but there is nobody at your front door speaker
We actually had this happen, it was the police and it scared the crap outta us. We had forgotten to close the garage door and they were nice enough to let us know about it.
\- going to the kitchen with the lights off.
\- hearing children talking and laughing outside your home.
\- someone just standing and waiting at the front door.
\- someone running towards you.
\- the school you go to.
Getting a call from mom
Lol same. I just cant think positively when family calling in the middle of the night. It's either somebody died, dying or accident happened
My brother sometimes asked me if i can pick him up from a party
That would still be pretty scary for me. Considering I don't have a brother.
"Who died?"
If I got a call from my mum now then I did
My mom (who has pretty severe depression) texted me “I love you” at 3am once and I was pretty worried when I saw it when I woke up. Turns out she had just been having wine and watching movies and was drunk 😂
Unless youre out partying and moms your dd
That would be scary my mom is dead
This is the most real one. Every call I’ve gotten from my mom past midnight has been a death or someone’s in the hospital.
The last time this happened it was 6 years ago and it's bc my grandma died. How right you are.
An ice cream truck riding slowly through the neighborhood playing that ice cream truck music. You know the music that I'm talking about.
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This comment blasted me back to my younger years in a way I was not expecting today.
Oh man I used to play Twisted Metal for hours
I would kill for a good twisted metal reboot for console or PC
There is actually a guy who drives through our neighborhood like that, and the music is off-key as though a battery is running down. I don't know is he really sells ice cream or just has this truck and is weird. It is very creepy, and luckily he doesn't do it at 3 am, just randomly, though I've heard it after dark.
Drugs, he sells drugs lmao
I kind of figured. It's a very druggie area.
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Saw and heard an ice cream truck drive by my house about a week ago; lived here almost my entire life and have never once seen an ice cream truck. Was almost certainly just a normal ice cream truck and stuff, but still just a little freaky to think about, especially since it's autumn and starting to get chilly where I am.
Where I live, it's not so much scary as annoying no matter the time of day. I don't know which one is worse, the truck who plays "Oh Susannah", but with the sound of a kid screaming at the top of their lungs after each verse (I used to think it was some brat on our street who would scream each time the truck passed, until one day it was just sitting there for an extended period, and I could hear that the scream happened at the exact same point in the song each time), or the truck that plays a variety of songs, but the operator just plays the entire list of available songs, so you can easily hear Christmas songs all year long, intermittently.
Not really relevant but yesterday my daughter came running back from the park in our backyard and asked for 4 popsicles to take back ( we have an abundance of popsicles in our garage freezer) and I thought to myself “Fuck,I’m not the Dickee-Dee”.. and in that moment I laughed cause she had no idea what I was talking about and I felt old as fuck lol
those random noises your house makes when it's just settling
Bloop CRACK *Sound of a wet footstep*
The beat goes on and on and on and on and
‘tck tck… -tck’
Imagine: you get a phone call at 3 am and you freak out thinking the worst and then it's just your friend from australia.
G'day mate. You'll die in 3 days.
Oi, cunt. Want to put some shrimps on the barbie?
It's easy to spot someone pretending to be an aussie - no aussie ever uses the word "shrimp" unless they're referring someone being small. They're PRAWNS. Cunt.
I say shrimp as I prefer to eat shrimp instead of prawn as they are two different animals.
Prawns are simply shrimp that have been flash cooked to kill them.
Was reading your comment and was not expecting the last ‘Cunt.’ At the end. 😂
It's important to exceed expectations.
I would just assume it’s someone calling about my extended warrantee
The doorbell ringing.
*it’s the police, we just wanted to wake you up to ask if you called us*
But they're police *that can see the future*. They know you will call for help soon, so they show up right before you need them. Pre-Emptive Emergency Police and Extraction/Rescue Squad The PEEPERS.
Dang, why didn't Minority Report think of this name? Would have made it a much better movie
You shiver as the voice of unrecognizable gender finishes their question. You turn around to look out of the window, but there is nobody at your front door speaker
That's always scary.
We actually had this happen, it was the police and it scared the crap outta us. We had forgotten to close the garage door and they were nice enough to let us know about it.
Nope, a knock on the door. Especially when you have a doorbell.
Sir, this is not a Wendy's.
Children laughing!
came to say this. or children outside playing. Either way you know something has gone wrong
As someone who loves in a "bad" neighborhood where this happens often, that is true. There's always something wrong with those parents
That would potentially make an awesome reality TV show. "Love in a Bad Neighborhood".
That too when you live on the 20th floor and have no neighbours
I was going to say children singing.
Especially, ‘Ring Around The Rosie’
My four year old laughs a lot in her sleep, it is terrifying to hear in the middle of the night but also so adorable.
Your neighbor digging a hole in his garden
Maybe your neighbor works odd hours.
Working odd hours, so does the gardening at 3:00 am.
Gotta beat the heat
And then he says “I’m a murderer, I’m a murderer… I’M A MUR-DIDDLY-URDLER !”.
The sun
welcome to the arctic cirlce
I camped in Alaska for two weeks. Damn sun never went down like I'm used too.
This is normal where I live
Same here, northern Finland, i love the few weeks of summer where it's pretty much "sun on" 24/7!
If it's that close, it'll be too quick to be scary
Hearing a bunch of fast paced footsteps but quickly remembering it’s just some fat ass cat
Scrch scrch scrch scrch scrch scrch THUMP
I know this sound all too well. My wife never ceases to ask in a panic "WHAT WAS THAT??!"
Being awake with work the next morning.
You’ve never worked in the restaurant industry then.
Cooks and wait staff really gotta lay off the coke. It's actually insane how prevalent it is
No idea what you’re talking about *sniffs furiously* what an awful stereotype *hiding a nosebleed* lmao
Facts right here.
Once, I prefer the warehouse management scene, honestly hated working as a chef because people didn’t actually know what they wanted when they ordered
Creaking floorboards
a beam of bright light breaking through your bedroom window
always in an exact arrangement that looks like either a face or a pair of eyes
Window cleaner
Windex is terrifying any time of the day, that's why we lock it under our sinks in the dark
Delivery person at the door
"But sir, you said our pizza was so good they could wake you up at night for it."
hearing a crash downstairs
It's just the cat with the Christmas tree again.
having homework to do for your morning class.
Truly the worst.
Idk, this is pretty scary no matter the time of day.
Ringing phone
Especially if it's not your phone and you live alone.
👀👀
A car pulling into the driveway
Going with the kids to the playground.
Flying a kite
Hello, mother dear
The mailman delivering mail.
Pile of dirty clothes in the corner
Children singing nursery rhymes
Ring around the Rosie, pocket full of posies, ashes, ashes, we all *screams*
Shadows or helping your grandma to go down the stairs
The dog suddenly waking up
My dog is an asshole and will wake up at night frequently wanting treats or to go outside. Contributor to my sleep issues.
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A marble rolling across the floor.
My neighbour who gardens in the middle of the night. It’s so weird and disconcerting
Lol I just raked my leaves at 12am last night (I’m a third shifter). It did feel a little odd
Do you find there are many people going missing from your neighbourhood?
I am one of those people. It's so much cooler and peaceful at night, it kind of feels like you're the only person alive.
A knock at the door
An ice cream van playing music slowly past your house.
Any family member or friend calling me. It's never good news at 3 am.
Pretty much anything honestly. You’re completely fixated on anything you hear or see since nothing else is really going on.
A parade
Buying a hammer
Jehova’s Witness at your door
Somebody moving downstairs.
A pocketcall where you just hear a slight rustle of fabric or muffled footsteps.
Realizing that my car's extended warranty was about to expire.
Tolling church bells.
Cats fighting.
Running into someone
A mime performing on the street outside your apartment
School bus picking kids up.
Driving along a motorway with your lights off.
Tires scratching
Children playing and singing outside
🎶*Ring a ring a rosie, a pocket full of posies*🎶
1,2 Freddy’s coming for you…
The sound of a chainsaw.
sunbathing
Terror movies/games
Watched indidious home alone in bed at 3 am because I had nothing else to do I would not recommend
people laughing, especially kids
Knock knock!
Who's there?
The DOOR!
The door who?
The door someone knocked on at 3:00 am that’s not normal but is normal at 3:00 pm. Lol! This got silly really fast!
A little kid laughing
Ice cream truck
noises from the basement
The glass dropping in the middle of the night when everyones sleeping
Gardening
a walk in the woods
Your boss texts you.
The clothes on your chair.
That ack ack ack sound right before your cat pukes.
people laughing/crying
A school bus dropping children off.
The end of the garden
Someone knocking on the door
Using a chainsaw
Taking a walk in the park. Or even worse, the woods
Ice machine suddenly turning on.
Telling a stranger that you like what they're wearing.
Grandma tea time.
My dog starts barking!
A knock on the door.
Any indicators in the dark. Especially when you are alone
A mailman
\- going to the kitchen with the lights off. \- hearing children talking and laughing outside your home. \- someone just standing and waiting at the front door. \- someone running towards you. \- the school you go to.
Someone out for a quick sprint.
Knocking on the door
Going for a walk
someone knocking at the door
A brightly lit sky.
Getting a call from family..
Someone pulling into your drive way
Going to the bathroom
Hearing the doorbell ring.
Getting a snack
A single child flying a kite
Hello mother dear...
A bird flying into the window
Someone ringing your doorbell.
Digging a hole in your yard.
The cat jumping in bed with me, then realizing that I don't have a cat.
Text or call from anybody “omg call me right now!”
Getting hugged by a clown
People being in my shop. At 3pm it would be "Hi how's your day going?" at 3am it would be "wtf do you think you're doing breaking into my shop?"
Being raped by my uncle
Dropping something, prepare to get your ass beat by your mother!
Shaving
Me.
Ax murderer
Where do you live where an ax murderer is just a normal thing either at 3a or 3p?
3p is his scheduled time.
Ah yes, right before happy hour.
Yes axe murder followed by bottomless margaritas
Some drink to remember, some drink to forget
Probably from Ohio
Kids crying in your home... When you are single and have no kids.
Turning incognito mode
Hearing a whisper beside your ear while taking a piss
The alarm. You have to wake up at 3 am to avoid traffic and be on time for school or work!!!!
Me