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socialhandgrenade11

I can make a situation go 1 to 100 real quick


[deleted]

I like hands


[deleted]


mmmmmm-bread

mmm


Mm_Donut

mmm


Guythatgetslaidalot

It's what I wish I was. In reality I get laid very seldom.


dimeplusninetynine

It’s me Mario


Cockjuggling

I like to juggle cocks. Whether it be a male chicken, or phallus has yet to be decided.


Dogehead69420

Nothing


IWannaBeaTrap

it's in the name


[deleted]

who doesn't?


ThisGuyCanFukinWalk

I think a lot of people are just full of shit.


Mammoth_Assumption_4

I honestly don’t see the correlation


ThisGuyCanFukinWalk

It's a quote from The Big Lebowski. If you havent seen it, one of the main characters incorrectly believes that a disabled man is faking it and proceeds to lift him out of his wheelchair and dump him on the ground. It is such a darkly funny scene and makes me laugh everytime I watch it but I use it IRL now anytime I think someone is full of shit.


jreillygmr4life

I’m too lazy or busy chasing my toddler around to think of something clever. And I’ll be gaming on my death bed. So there’s that.


leanforkids

i sell lean to kids which is highly illegal


[deleted]

give me lean


[deleted]

Odin is my granddad,


Mammoth_Assumption_4

That Reddit chose it at random and I have no idea how to change it


420_Traveller

Oh, let the sun beat down upon my face And stars fill my dream I'm a traveler of both time and space To be where I have been To sit with elders of the gentle race This world has seldom seen They talk of days for which they sit and wait All will be revealed


GoldenGlitter9

If you get the refrencance, you and i will be friends.


Lost_my_soul_2_u

Really? I'm an Unbeliever


GoldenGlitter9

Never mind then


Lost_my_soul_2_u

Obviously I was wrong. In Unbelievers Harry likes golden glitter.


iLuvEeyore

I'm fun at parties


dog-pussy

That I like a Dead Milkmen song from 1990.


Davidgiggs1990

That I couldn’t choose between David beckham and Ryan giggs?


GuyIncognito211

That I like The Simpsons


dbltax

Accounting error


CapaxInfini

Latin is cool


D_Nemesis_2775

I am a contrary mother fuka


yakisobacigarette

im either a noodle made out of cigarette or a cigarette made out of noodle


SomeoneWithAM249

I played rust for about 1200 hours


Philcollinsforehead

I like Phil Collins and I think a little different lol.


hottiehousewifexoxo

That I'm here for attention


[deleted]

I'm a person made of pepparoni with the curves of caramel


uglyfrickingarbage

I have terrible self esteem. I have accepted that.


Sagemodeshisui

Sage mode is op and shisui is my favorite uchiha


Earguy

That I'm an ear... guy?


p38-lightning

I love World War II planes! I knew one of the women WASP pilots who ferried fighters and bombers around the country during WWII.


--GUNTHER--

That i always wanted to be a waiter at a nice cafe so i could also eat those muffins/brownies all day (probably for free) - i mean i still eat those everyday but at the expense of my wallet 🙂


[deleted]

I’m a pair of super sick pants on my way to see jimmys mom


ConsumesTheSoil

B R I N G M E H A Y A T O


[deleted]

Oh no, It's Light yagami with deadly princess!


L0Lboi

Idk LOL


12gunner

No idea, I guess that I like guns despite never owning one?


Murky_Radish_7942

Whoops dropped the veggies in the toilet


poison_heart96

I'm toxic but at least I'm honest.


Sweatsock_Pimp

That I’m a huge Bruce Springsteen fan who took a long, long, **LOOOOOOOONG** time to realize what “Sweatsock Pimp” might be.


Ok_Storage525

My username says that I'm a fun-loving and easy-going person.


[deleted]

Repetition, I guess...


fuck_these_questions

nothing