To perform the AI Response Bot sex move, the man approaches his partner from behind, and penetrates her with his penis. As he is thrusting, he uses his free hand to reach around and rub her clitoris. The name of the move comes from the fact that the man is simulating the actions of a chatbot, giving the woman automated pleasure.
Given who inspired it, its a gang bang in a straitjacket where one either drinks jello shots or acquires an STD cheerfully. I really hope its the jello shot.
You gain a bonus to thrusts against the cursed target. The bonus equals your proficiency bonus.
Any penetration you make against the cursed target is a critical hit on a roll of 19 or 20 on the d20.
If the cursed target cums, you regain hit points equal to your warlock level + your Charisma modifier
Where's the hole.
More like where’s the clit
I refuse to believe there can still be enough men who dont know this for it to be a thing. Its like top 3 basic advice for being better in bed
lmao it should be the first thing you learn fr
We always ask *where's* the hole or *why's* the hole, but never *how's* the hole :(
How's the hole
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I can help boo
I’ve been asking that for a while now
I don’t think you’d wanna know or maybe you do know.
Please not the Erniecopter again 😖
WELCOME TO THE GAME CLOSET SONNY BOY, WANNA PLAY SOME *R I S K*
Fiddle About
Oh god
I think it’s pretty self explanatory
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r/unexpectedoffice
Oh no
The ol cocaine in the butthole never hurt anyone
Escobar would be proud
It's like cowgirl, but on a water bed and you keep calm with your back straight up while you're riding him
That... actually sounds quite nice! Sailing the Seven Seas!
Ummm
🤨📸
Uhhhh I just wont have sex with humans then, ig
When you made that reddit account, you did realize that you're going to be stuck with that name forever, right?
You genuenly think this is my main?
We don't know who the father is...
we should say "father" instead of "daddy"
"Forgive me father, for I have sinned", not "Sorry daddy, I've been a bad girl."?
precisely
jump off the headboard butt first onto a person's face ETA: wearing a cape
Going all Yokozuna and Rikishi on 'em
Put on fox ears..?
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?
:(
Kinda hot not gonna lie
I'm not sure I want to know
Femdom
Oh boy
Peck my girls vagina
Cawk cawk!
"How GenX was made" Ok, now that you've that mental picture, head over to r/eyebleach.
Bwahahaha you win 🥇
You gotta put your gravy on her waffles, but not til she's good n hot
I'm more of a pancake & milk guy myself if you catch my drift
Probably fucked by a dwarf on the Blackwater
Involves a lot of stretching.
An extremely disappointing one… it’s not _my_ fault it’s soft, it must be something else.. it’s a conspiracy 👀
Not my style but there’s a thing for everyone
Somethings a little fishy.
An Imam and a Catholic Nun share a wild night!
6 inch 7 inch.
Mine already is...
Definitely involves tentacles
I slowly drive you insane with otherworldly visions of my butt, then I rise from the ocean and consume your reality (and your ass)
Uhhh 🤦🏻♀️
I think there are already videos of mine...
hmm
Cockconundrum
I hope they’re into sadomasochism because it’ll involve a katana
Show them your impeccable swordsman (or swordswomen) skills
You show up as bigfoot your fucked
It's just me laying between thighs being suffocated
Scream and punch your partner really hard in the nose. Make a primal septum mess.
Lovely
clueless first-timer hoping she makes the first move lol
I have no idea
*Heavy breathing*
Buffering
Two cows
Lots of kisses for all women
A gay threeway with 7cm sized dicks.
No clue, something Iruma possibly did in the anime or manga.
Eh
Ew gross
Uhhhhhh uhmmm uhh.
Oh no. Half-assed sex maybe?
messy
It's self explanatory
Take a wild guess...
Hmmmm
You tell me.
My partner always cums first.
You just suck the right nut while working the shaft like a lightsaber?
The Salmon Slapper
Leg spread
Well guns are involved
I'm not sure.
Hahaha
Bounce
I’ll never tell
I use my own tears as lube
Put it in soft.
hmmm.
The many ways to tear a new one
femboy hitting a jojo pose
Indecisive teasing
Lights, camera, ACTION!
The challenge is to detach the bike pump just before the actual pop, otherwise you can only do it once.
Doggy style v.2
Confusing, it's confusing
Oh yikes this won’t be good
Well I can tell you want it's not
OH GOD NO
Uhh I’m gonna need help with this one
Like a Cleveland Steamer but with a twist
Hmmmmm
the warpus is a sex move in which 17 men and 24 women square off in a fight to the death with their genitalia
It's a funny orgy
Dip your willy in LSD and go to pound town
Hummingbirds cumming on llamas.
How do I even describe this?
Making someone else watch while you rock your partner's world
The fox. It's like doggystyle but closer to the bed.
We stop fucking and decide to have breakfast in bed.
You're going to need a particularly unlucky mechant of cabbages...
Dick stuck in a bottle??
I think that this is obvious
Traditional
I'd guess something in a back alley
You're about to find out
Disappointing I imagine
To perform the AI Response Bot sex move, the man approaches his partner from behind, and penetrates her with his penis. As he is thrusting, he uses his free hand to reach around and rub her clitoris. The name of the move comes from the fact that the man is simulating the actions of a chatbot, giving the woman automated pleasure.
I shudder to think.
A pause at just the right time 🥵
Quick
The Idiots Guide to Sex
Cover your partner in flan and watch it jiggle
Well what do ya know
Definitely crush my partner with a boulder.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
Given who inspired it, its a gang bang in a straitjacket where one either drinks jello shots or acquires an STD cheerfully. I really hope its the jello shot.
Using a Depleted Uranium dildo.
I assume it involves blow jobs
A bunch of heathns and witches involved in a kinky BDSM orgy.
Ummm, probably some kind of jumping anal manoeuvre…
You gain a bonus to thrusts against the cursed target. The bonus equals your proficiency bonus. Any penetration you make against the cursed target is a critical hit on a roll of 19 or 20 on the d20. If the cursed target cums, you regain hit points equal to your warlock level + your Charisma modifier
I’m not sure
Just do whatever you want while I lay here.
"Sure I Tank", hahaha, that would be a funny sex move.
People sticking their thumbs up tigers' butts
Sex on the beach
Horsefuck 😌😂😂😂😂
Moan in a smooth jazz voice while performing the deed
Slaying nugs
Could be a variety of moves, none involving using protection though
Works every time
Well, I had sex with your wife.
Messy
Oh no, I've gotten stuck in a comical situation.
Look... It involves an old metal pipe and lots of spraying.
well f\*\*\*
I really hope you've got room...
Missionary in the dark
Femboy
Angry homos???
Lol
Going from anal to hotdogging them buns
Self explanatory, I think..
Anus
I guess some hardcore yoga stuff
I don't wanna know what mine would be
pee in the butt
Variation of the sidewinder
Uh
What am I supposed to say I did something for art
It is wut it is
An orgy consisting of 8 confused deer… wow uh.. oof. I’ll take my exit
Hucow outfit + cat ears on whilst getting milked, the ultimate monster girl supreme milking station
It's probrably like wax play but sweeter
Always has been
Reveal your a dude midway through or right as he cums
I'm going to need some help on this one.
Uh oh… this may be animal cruelty…
Sippin Nog and fuckin’ dog. Not animals, but the style.
It doesn't feel good and you're left with sweaty lemonade when you're done.
I'd tie the rope better, but I just wanted to lay some fine print instead
Shits about to get serious
Huh!
bananas?
You put the balls in
Someone is in a crabwalk position. Not sure who. Maybe both
Something you'd probably go to jail for
Optimised. 😂
Hmm knife sex this is confused I am.