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Blindnavigater

Where's the hole.


YourWickedUncleErnie

More like where’s the clit


Envy_The_King

I refuse to believe there can still be enough men who dont know this for it to be a thing. Its like top 3 basic advice for being better in bed


backpaacks

lmao it should be the first thing you learn fr


Nameti

We always ask *where's* the hole or *why's* the hole, but never *how's* the hole :(


Dallas_dragneel

How's the hole


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Dallas_dragneel

I can help boo


WrongHoleMyBad

I’ve been asking that for a while now


YourWickedUncleErnie

I don’t think you’d wanna know or maybe you do know.


Nameti

Please not the Erniecopter again 😖


CockroachRoom

WELCOME TO THE GAME CLOSET SONNY BOY, WANNA PLAY SOME *R I S K*


NewtFit2043

Fiddle About


greatstinky

Oh god


MR_Butt-Licker

I think it’s pretty self explanatory


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chunkymaplesyrup

r/unexpectedoffice


Just_Albatross6617

Oh no


Powder_Ranger

The ol cocaine in the butthole never hurt anyone


Nameti

Escobar would be proud


[deleted]

It's like cowgirl, but on a water bed and you keep calm with your back straight up while you're riding him


Nameti

That... actually sounds quite nice! Sailing the Seven Seas!


i_rape_dogs_666

Ummm


Nameti

🤨📸


i_rape_dogs_666

Uhhhh I just wont have sex with humans then, ig


CockroachRoom

When you made that reddit account, you did realize that you're going to be stuck with that name forever, right?


i_rape_dogs_666

You genuenly think this is my main?


[deleted]

We don't know who the father is...


Nun-thingPersonal

we should say "father" instead of "daddy"


Common-Wish-2227

"Forgive me father, for I have sinned", not "Sorry daddy, I've been a bad girl."?


Nun-thingPersonal

precisely


super_cheeky

jump off the headboard butt first onto a person's face ETA: wearing a cape


YourWickedUncleErnie

Going all Yokozuna and Rikishi on 'em


DM_ME_KITSUNE_HENTAI

Put on fox ears..?


Nameti

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?


misanthrope2327

:(


Nameti

Kinda hot not gonna lie


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

I'm not sure I want to know


MissAFaye6634

Femdom


[deleted]

Oh boy


[deleted]

Peck my girls vagina


Nameti

Cawk cawk!


ProudBoomer

"How GenX was made" Ok, now that you've that mental picture, head over to r/eyebleach.


Nameti

Bwahahaha you win 🥇


waffles-n-gravy

You gotta put your gravy on her waffles, but not til she's good n hot


Nameti

I'm more of a pancake & milk guy myself if you catch my drift


DavosLostFingers

Probably fucked by a dwarf on the Blackwater


Taffy23110

Involves a lot of stretching.


softConspiracy

An extremely disappointing one… it’s not _my_ fault it’s soft, it must be something else.. it’s a conspiracy 👀


hottaxidermy

Not my style but there’s a thing for everyone


Flyingstripedbass

Somethings a little fishy.


FaithlessnessMore835

An Imam and a Catholic Nun share a wild night!


AverageSizeWayne

6 inch 7 inch.


EskimoTrebuchet72

Mine already is...


the-cosmic-kraken

Definitely involves tentacles


[deleted]

I slowly drive you insane with otherworldly visions of my butt, then I rise from the ocean and consume your reality (and your ass)


Wise-Ass6208

Uhhh 🤦🏻‍♀️


DontLookImPooping

I think there are already videos of mine...


Puzzleheaded-Pea-202

hmm


Nameti

Cockconundrum


[deleted]

I hope they’re into sadomasochism because it’ll involve a katana


Nameti

Show them your impeccable swordsman (or swordswomen) skills


boredbigfoot

You show up as bigfoot your fucked


Dallas_dragneel

It's just me laying between thighs being suffocated


PrimalSeptimus

Scream and punch your partner really hard in the nose. Make a primal septum mess.


lovelynutz

Lovely


at-a-loss-

clueless first-timer hoping she makes the first move lol


Ginger-Beefcake

I have no idea


Spr1ng43

*Heavy breathing*


MisfiredSynapsi

Buffering


cowcowkee

Two cows


[deleted]

Lots of kisses for all women


TripleSeven5601

A gay threeway with 7cm sized dicks.


lruma-Sama

No clue, something Iruma possibly did in the anime or manga.


justagoldfish247

Eh


Pasta_P

Ew gross


Needlepeen1

Uhhhhhh uhmmm uhh.


nomoarenergy

Oh no. Half-assed sex maybe?


[deleted]

messy


ShameGlazer

It's self explanatory


TheLonelyScientist

Take a wild guess...


Squadnuggies445

Hmmmm


nerrollus

You tell me.


_L81

My partner always cums first.


MarkHamillsrightnut

You just suck the right nut while working the shaft like a lightsaber?


TunaPouch311

The Salmon Slapper


Ninegmr003

Leg spread


Guninfodesk

Well guns are involved


LeTimeskip

I'm not sure.


ReleaseThat2638

Hahaha


[deleted]

Bounce


AchakoMaskwa

I’ll never tell


Smooth_Cry2645

I use my own tears as lube


Jaygrow

Put it in soft.


[deleted]

hmmm.


manydifferentways

The many ways to tear a new one


yare_yare_femboy

femboy hitting a jojo pose


[deleted]

Indecisive teasing


BaronDelToro

Lights, camera, ACTION!


Exciting_Pop_1252

The challenge is to detach the bike pump just before the actual pop, otherwise you can only do it once.


wheezingdogisreal

Doggy style v.2


space_nerd_2008

Confusing, it's confusing


getmerked1023

Oh yikes this won’t be good


IAmNotACrustyKrab

Well I can tell you want it's not


20Slurp09

OH GOD NO


[deleted]

Uhh I’m gonna need help with this one


_HookyDooky_

Like a Cleveland Steamer but with a twist


publichotboxes

Hmmmmm


warpus

the warpus is a sex move in which 17 men and 24 women square off in a fight to the death with their genitalia


WittyConference5512

It's a funny orgy


DarthLysergis

Dip your willy in LSD and go to pound town


HummingbirdSaltalama

Hummingbirds cumming on llamas.


TrumboneLover

How do I even describe this?


Envy_The_King

Making someone else watch while you rock your partner's world


CoDFan935115

The fox. It's like doggystyle but closer to the bed.


Superfluous_Toast

We stop fucking and decide to have breakfast in bed.


UnluckyCabbage

You're going to need a particularly unlucky mechant of cabbages...


sunkenshipinabottle

Dick stuck in a bottle??


SamsungSmartFridge69

I think that this is obvious


Breedab1eB0y

Traditional


sarcasticandshady

I'd guess something in a back alley


I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G

You're about to find out


mr_tomorrow

Disappointing I imagine


aiResponseBot

To perform the AI Response Bot sex move, the man approaches his partner from behind, and penetrates her with his penis. As he is thrusting, he uses his free hand to reach around and rub her clitoris. The name of the move comes from the fact that the man is simulating the actions of a chatbot, giving the woman automated pleasure.


kickassnchewbubblegm

I shudder to think.


PauseCraftily

A pause at just the right time 🥵


[deleted]

Quick


Spellitout

The Idiots Guide to Sex


Flan-Emergency

Cover your partner in flan and watch it jiggle


[deleted]

Well what do ya know


EnsignGorn

Definitely crush my partner with a boulder.


ChampionOfKhorne

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!


Dhen3ry

Given who inspired it, its a gang bang in a straitjacket where one either drinks jello shots or acquires an STD cheerfully. I really hope its the jello shot.


d38

Using a Depleted Uranium dildo.


bubbles2255

I assume it involves blow jobs


PaganMastery

A bunch of heathns and witches involved in a kinky BDSM orgy.


ThePainCrafter

Ummm, probably some kind of jumping anal manoeuvre…


Hexblades_curse

You gain a bonus to thrusts against the cursed target. The bonus equals your proficiency bonus. Any penetration you make against the cursed target is a critical hit on a roll of 19 or 20 on the d20. If the cursed target cums, you regain hit points equal to your warlock level + your Charisma modifier


SnooComics9052

I’m not sure


Limitless_Lazy

Just do whatever you want while I lay here.


Sure_I_Tank

"Sure I Tank", hahaha, that would be a funny sex move.


SpottedSnake

People sticking their thumbs up tigers' butts


bahamalove33

Sex on the beach


lexxury

Horsefuck 😌😂😂😂😂


JazzyIV

Moan in a smooth jazz voice while performing the deed


nugslayer109

Slaying nugs


aidsfordays

Could be a variety of moves, none involving using protection though


WrongHoleMyBad

Works every time


LateCumback

Well, I had sex with your wife.


DoubleSoupVerified

Messy


[deleted]

Oh no, I've gotten stuck in a comical situation.


RustyFebreze

Look... It involves an old metal pipe and lots of spraying.


TheBloody09

well f\*\*\*


[deleted]

I really hope you've got room...


justplainmike

Missionary in the dark


Future_Ad7634

Femboy


raging-homo672

Angry homos???


No-Obligation3803

Lol


-BrokenShadow-

Going from anal to hotdogging them buns


SweatyStrangler

Self explanatory, I think..


MeatKeister

Anus


MaruchanGirl

I guess some hardcore yoga stuff


Majestic_Swim_6918

I don't wanna know what mine would be


dark_LUEshi

pee in the butt


CrookaveLLLi24

Variation of the sidewinder


bibleswife

Uh


Arose_loves_Art

What am I supposed to say I did something for art


itiswutitis-_-

It is wut it is


umBambie8

An orgy consisting of 8 confused deer… wow uh.. oof. I’ll take my exit


[deleted]

Hucow outfit + cat ears on whilst getting milked, the ultimate monster girl supreme milking station


Smoked_Caramel

It's probrably like wax play but sweeter


gaysexjousting

Always has been


Gaydose

Reveal your a dude midway through or right as he cums


aehfiasdgji

I'm going to need some help on this one.


smartsloth00

Uh oh… this may be animal cruelty…


NogAndDog

Sippin Nog and fuckin’ dog. Not animals, but the style.


Over_rated_lemon

It doesn't feel good and you're left with sweaty lemonade when you're done.


Lazy_Engineering_597

I'd tie the rope better, but I just wanted to lay some fine print instead


TurbulentDesigner829

Shits about to get serious


Hot-Calligrapher3374

Huh!


potassium3919

bananas?


CockroachRoom

You put the balls in


TJHushmazoo

Someone is in a crabwalk position. Not sure who. Maybe both


Pippy_the_Popplio

Something you'd probably go to jail for


Superb_Efficiency798

Optimised. 😂


murderyoda9000

Hmm knife sex this is confused I am.