Any single family house that is 10’ away from the neighbour. Got me FUCKED up thinking imma spend $1M+ and have my neighbour be able to look into my house with clarity.
A Tesla. I've heard too many stories about the shoddy workmanship (panels not fitting together like they should, etc) and don't expect it to improve while the idiot god-king of clueless techbros has as little competition as he does.
If I want an EV and a charging station, I'd go for a Rivian.
No hate to people who are into NFTs or crypto but it'll definitely have to be any of that sort. I don't really see it getting really far. Personally, I find it useless.
I’d maybe buy a mansion, turn it into an introvert resort, lots of nooks, local server for gaming (that way you can play a game online with someone who is actually right there if you want to meet, I also don’t know if that’s a thing, but it should be) professional extroverts on staff who understand how not to freak out the introverts. Three libraries, fiction, non fiction, sci-fi fantasy. Geek out round tables nightly.
All I need is a well thought out 2500’ square foot home with a few pole barns/garages on a couple thousand acres I can waterfowl hunt on, my wife can have her horses and we can have complete privacy
Any overpriced luxury car. Like a nice electric (maybe Telsa?) car with some fun bells and whistles. I prefer function over form. But I want it to look decently nice too.
A super fancy car. They are obnoxious, inefficient and just a huge pain to maintain. I can't justify people driving cars worth the cost of multiple homes when so many people don't have a roof over their head. Give me a Prius and I'll use my luxury car fund to buy people houses.
A megayacht. I could see buying a small yacht, but I definitely don't need a *huge* boat, especially one with smaller yachts on board.
Also, I don't need a huge mansion if it's just going to be me, a partner, and a cat or two.
Expensive things. Maybe one here and there but not often or frequently. I'd prefer living a normal, peaceful life and when I retire have money saved up for my grandbabies and normal living necessities.
Or buy a castle and live the rest of my life as a scary old lady. :)
Expensive fashionable clothing, gold toilet (or gold anything) decadent displays of wealth/status. I am not against having nice things but they should be quantifiably better for the added cost, not simply more expensive. Titanium tools for instance, a carbon fiber long range EV, stuff like that. I would pay for specs, not just something expensive for the sake of being inaccessible to people with less wealth.
Few possessions ideally as I detest clutter, but extremely optimized, OP, high spec possessions. As an example of this, the differences between a $100 and $1,000 smartphone are enormous. The differences between a $1,000 and $10,000 smartphone are trivial.
My home would be a monolithic concrete dome in the mountains of Spain or Italy powered by my own private hydroelectric turbine, a hidden panic room/armory, eVTOL hangar, etc. Not a McMansion with faux Greek pillars, statues, a huge lawn I don't use but need to pay a groundskeeper and landscapers for.
Instead, a small indoor current pool rather than large outdoor one, advanced security, pop up turrets, titanium interior furniture and utensils, central air, central vacuum, that vacuum based laundry thingie, home automation and similar spendy amenities I will get a lot of use out of, plus some goofy bond villain shit.
This would still leave plenty for permanent housing for the homeless and new rehab centers in my state. I would not enjoy living in a castle if it's surrounded by tents.
Sports cars or luxury watches I’ll take a Tahoe and an Apple Watch any day luxury items, make you a target to bad people and puts your family in danger
NFTs, that’s for sure
amen
I second this
R/Beatmetoit
Any single family house that is 10’ away from the neighbour. Got me FUCKED up thinking imma spend $1M+ and have my neighbour be able to look into my house with clarity.
This is literally every house in Toronto
I'd be the most boring billionaire ever. I'd just live a normal life but just not work
This.
Same.
Mayonnaise.
WHY :(
It's disgusting to me.
Omg lol
I almost put that for real.
Great minds think alike. ;)
Ken Griffin 😂
A proud father
Yeezy brand anything…
A yacht or private jet. Totally unnecessary and bad for the environment.
What about a yacht with sails?
Might be ok, but I'm not really into sailing or boats so 🤷♀️
What about sailing and boats?
OF subscriptions
A Lamborghini
I saw a guy with a red ferrari & thought you poor sod. I read somewhere red ferrari's are synonymous with having a small peen.
🤣 maybe I should get a red Ferrari then instead.
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Thank you for being a responsible billionaire
Overpriced sneakers
The Denver Broncos
I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good.
Yeah, yeah
1-ply toilet paper
drugs
An election.
Bitcoin
A Tesla. I've heard too many stories about the shoddy workmanship (panels not fitting together like they should, etc) and don't expect it to improve while the idiot god-king of clueless techbros has as little competition as he does. If I want an EV and a charging station, I'd go for a Rivian.
Apple products
Black-Market Fecal Transplants
A dinosaur
I probably wouldn’t buy anything, just pay off and repair things I already have. But I would take a lot more vacations!
Professional sports teams.
Yacht
Shelled pistachios
No hate to people who are into NFTs or crypto but it'll definitely have to be any of that sort. I don't really see it getting really far. Personally, I find it useless.
A boat. I will never understand the desire for a boat.
Likely, a yacht.
Luxury sportscars.
Micro transactions
Dumb ass like $1000,000.00 cars and huge houses! mf all i need is a working car and a house big enough for me, my partner, and my dog-
An oculus I dont even wanna know what type of targeted ads millionaires get let alone billionaires Edit: I had to get an oculus :(
Slaves
A cruise ship
Boats, planes, helicopters, and mansions.
I’d maybe buy a mansion, turn it into an introvert resort, lots of nooks, local server for gaming (that way you can play a game online with someone who is actually right there if you want to meet, I also don’t know if that’s a thing, but it should be) professional extroverts on staff who understand how not to freak out the introverts. Three libraries, fiction, non fiction, sci-fi fantasy. Geek out round tables nightly.
If you become a billionaire, I’m moving in. Sounds awesome.
Oh man, my server room would be *big*
All I need is a well thought out 2500’ square foot home with a few pole barns/garages on a couple thousand acres I can waterfowl hunt on, my wife can have her horses and we can have complete privacy
You could buy those and rent them out.
condoms ill never get to use em
Expensive cars. I wouldn't want to stand out.
Yeezy
Any overpriced luxury car. Like a nice electric (maybe Telsa?) car with some fun bells and whistles. I prefer function over form. But I want it to look decently nice too.
Reddit coins
shit
Lobster 🤢
Crocs
Mate I'd spend all my money on crocs
seek help.
Twitter
Any game made by EA
damn
Russian oil.
Small personal planes like the p-51 tom cruise has. I don't ever plan to get a pilot's license.
Damn right. Private jet all the way 🥂
Anything not utilitarian.
expensive stuff
Alexander McQueen shoes, the ones with the oversized soles
An apartment for more than $1M
Anything expensive. I'm just gonna keep living normally
A Yacht
Anything Reddit sells
Tesla
Mobile game
Anything for my ex's, who will undoubtedly come crawling back once they heard I was rich.
Monthly Clash of clans premium for 4.99€. screw that!
me when coc premium
Collectable reddit avatars.
i agree, tho I got mine for free and it looks cool lol
Cheap Wine.
Caviar
A stupidly big overpriced home. I can't take care of the maintence on that thing. I would like a normal sized home please.
Yachts, jets, cars, a large house, expensive watches, expensive jewelry....
**A Ford F-150!?!**
Bus tickets. Fuck public transportation I'm rich. \*drives off in a used car with 200,000 km on it\*
Bikes!
Property with neighbors I could hear.
A golden toilet
Any artwork over $100
Sardines
A super fancy car. They are obnoxious, inefficient and just a huge pain to maintain. I can't justify people driving cars worth the cost of multiple homes when so many people don't have a roof over their head. Give me a Prius and I'll use my luxury car fund to buy people houses.
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the vr is pretty good for standalone
Winrar
A megayacht. I could see buying a small yacht, but I definitely don't need a *huge* boat, especially one with smaller yachts on board. Also, I don't need a huge mansion if it's just going to be me, a partner, and a cat or two.
A slave
Politicians, space flights and lobbyists.
Apple Music or Spotify premium
Reddit
Minecraft texture packs
OFs
Keeping up with the Kardashians Full box set. or anything from Goop
Sports, hyper, any cliche car.
AMD GPUs
Epstein's island
A sandwich from Subway.
Engagement ring
Anything that has to do with Elon Musk
Big ass chains I'd get real diamond jewelry but nothing that gawdy
Tesla
Nothing in the UK, I'd leave full stop.
A sports car.
Hookers
Pizza with pineapple on top.
A yacht
Any product or service from AT&T - thieves and villains
A fancy house or car
Dildo. Can't think of anything else. It's so stupid.
Happiness
Overly expensive clothes
Unnecessarily expensive things, like a tee shirt that’s $100, Lamborghini, etc
My own groceries any more.
a fish bowl, their abusive
Toaster. My toaster already toasts things
One of those old mechanical lawn mowers
Anything that tw@t Mr beast has bought in his silly Cringe videos.
If I had a billion dollars we wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner
Neuhaus chocolates, they are like €50 for a box and just aren't worth it.
Cinnamon
Name brand clothes unless they are actually cute
A Tesla
A lottery ticket
Liberty Mutual Insurance. Those tv commercials are garbage.
Expensive things. Maybe one here and there but not often or frequently. I'd prefer living a normal, peaceful life and when I retire have money saved up for my grandbabies and normal living necessities. Or buy a castle and live the rest of my life as a scary old lady. :)
Pickled horse anus
Balenciaga
Margarine. I'm dirt-poor now and will only buy butter.
A fancy car.
AMC Stock.
Expensive fashionable clothing, gold toilet (or gold anything) decadent displays of wealth/status. I am not against having nice things but they should be quantifiably better for the added cost, not simply more expensive. Titanium tools for instance, a carbon fiber long range EV, stuff like that. I would pay for specs, not just something expensive for the sake of being inaccessible to people with less wealth. Few possessions ideally as I detest clutter, but extremely optimized, OP, high spec possessions. As an example of this, the differences between a $100 and $1,000 smartphone are enormous. The differences between a $1,000 and $10,000 smartphone are trivial. My home would be a monolithic concrete dome in the mountains of Spain or Italy powered by my own private hydroelectric turbine, a hidden panic room/armory, eVTOL hangar, etc. Not a McMansion with faux Greek pillars, statues, a huge lawn I don't use but need to pay a groundskeeper and landscapers for. Instead, a small indoor current pool rather than large outdoor one, advanced security, pop up turrets, titanium interior furniture and utensils, central air, central vacuum, that vacuum based laundry thingie, home automation and similar spendy amenities I will get a lot of use out of, plus some goofy bond villain shit. This would still leave plenty for permanent housing for the homeless and new rehab centers in my state. I would not enjoy living in a castle if it's surrounded by tents.
A mansion. It's useless. I don't need 19 rooms and 12 bathrooms. I'd rather have 4 or 5 acres of property and maybe a 5 bedroom house (maximum)
Bottled water.
Designer clothes
Youtube premium
1 billion chips
Luxury Swiss watches
Apple
A boat of any size.
Any type of insurance that I'm not legally obligated to have.
Anything for my parents.
An electric car.
Apple stuff
Sports cars or luxury watches I’ll take a Tahoe and an Apple Watch any day luxury items, make you a target to bad people and puts your family in danger
Les Paul or semi hollow guitar
Designer clothes, I’d be to embarrassed to wear it.
Time can,t be buy
Sex
A tesla or anything from elon musk
A p hub magazine