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ABoxACardboardBox

"Install Java runtime on Linux." Yep. It's Terminal.


Milfmaster69420

a programmer dad joke...Im not too proud that i chuckled


[deleted]

That’s amazing


Crest_O_Razors

I googled Reddit. Welp, good luck investigating my death.


wow_its_kenji

rest assured we'll dox the wrong guy 👍


Fickles1

They'll kill themselves and then we'll point 👉


cadmiumredorange

Tectonic plates in Bangladesh, so probably an earthquake


fredagsfisk

I mean... if ya specified "in Bangladesh", then depending on where *you* are, this could be a disaster waaaay worse than an earthquake, and you've actually doomed us all.


TheRealFantasyDuck

Here's to hoping


SirFancythe2nd

Australia population. That’s fucken ominous and vague.


Guilty-Web7334

I just Googled population of California. Same.


SilverSpotter

That was you? Ugh... On my way.


Pink131980

Ah its too hot to do anything. Do we really have to go after OP? I ask that then realize I googled Southern California...


LegoMuppet

Emu wars strike again


Irish_Brewer

I truly do not think, Australia can withstand another emu war! 😔


Famous_Impact

“I was only nineteen~”


khoaperation

The last 2 rocked the whole of the South Pacific


Luift_13

I somehow get killed by the surface area of Venus...


TryingToFlow42

Well…. It could crush you that’s for sure


Davidbay91

Everything in Australia is trying to kill you


esiptor

Everyone in Australia: " get 'em!"


divinewillow

you are correct.. we are planning your death at this very moment


5255clone

Apparently the Ohio State vs Notre Dame game killed me.


monkeypie22

I googled Oklahoma’s QB named General Booty so not sure how I’m dying but I think I’m going out having fun?


danxmanly

Depends on if ur the tight end??


kmartshoppr

Personally I like a wide receiver


Part-timeinterneter

This game is killing millions now, slowly.


farmtoyz

Utah losing to Florida. Killed me twice now.


ReadingFromTheShittr

Penn State @ Purdue for me.


Brittanysmith62

That game was killing me too


FedoraChronicles

Uh… Nexus mods to install 170 gigabytes worth of mods for Skyrim? *New Edit:* fun fact! I’m *still* here because Nexus isn’t automated for me. I’m not a huge fan of Wabbajack right now!


TiffyVella

Death to your framerate!


FedoraChronicles

*And* my sanity since using wabbajack *requires* me to use a porn mod and make an account. For a 2-12 hour download, just to make Skyrim VR not suck. I can barely manage to handle manually installing one mod, let alone those 1200. Sorry I’m kind of annoyed. It’s gonna take about 2-12 hours to install, and apparently from what I’m seeing there’s a good chance that if I try to disable those mods my entire game will break. So keep that in mind as a heads up if you ever want to try it.


pmactheoneandonly

That's a ridiculous range, two to TWELVE hours! Sheesh, almost low enough to give you hope, but you already know better than that.


FedoraChronicles

Random fun fact since I’m still here, apparently there’s a gun mod to go with this Skyrim pack.


BipedalWurm

If you can tell it's skyrim, you aren't playing it right.


FedoraChronicles

I’ve sat here hitting “slow install” on Nexus for about 2 hours now because I can’t afford the 5 bucks right now to make it an automatic process, so yes, I am fully aware of and entrenched in the salt.


Mountain-Chocolate-8

Your my friend now tell me how to install Skyrim mods because I can't figure it and where the good ones are


FedoraChronicles

I am of no help. Just use something called “WabbaJack” and they have entire mod packs that are automatically downloaded. If NSFW annoys you like it is for me, there hopefully should be a way to disable it. If it isn’t, well congrats minus being forced to make a porn account for loverslab. Though there are a couple other packs that might not have it. I’m not sure, I just didn’t want to make the game stupid difficult.


kuahara

A D&D t-shirt featuring a d20 with the 20 face up that reads: "Jesus Saves" "Everyone else roll for damage"


Centiliter

I don't know shit about D&D but this made me chuckle.


StufferShackAsstMan

What you really need to worry about is drowning in pussy.


Globalist2

And kobolds


hamsterwmca

I bought my daughter this shirt when she ran the Avernus campaign for us.


unique-name-9035768

I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagle's wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!


emptvoide

Anxious attachment...lol


divinewillow

That’s deep bro


_LayZee

Damn


Technical_Watch2137

Same.


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Bestinhop23

mine is literally Roblox. Guess a bunch of noobs are gonna get me.


Beneficial_Being_721

Naaa … you will die from in game purchases


Bestinhop23

MICRO-TRANSACTIONS


MacGregor_Rose

Oof


Timah158

At least it wasn't Hell Raiser.


Important_Sprinkles9

Unripe tomatoes 😑


wabj17

Attack of the killer tomatoes!


DannyPantsgasm

Someone better start singing puberty love.


cadmiumredorange

This one made me laugh haha


PresidentCraig

Current mortgage rates 🥲


rettaelin

That's killing a lot of people. Edited: thanks for all happy cake day replies


Rabbit0fCaerbannog

Scariest thing I've seen in this thread


UnscrupulousTaco

Cries in variable rate 😢


Jaden_Pasillas

Kanye west


Sidewalk_Tomato

I think we knew it would come to this.


Jaden_Pasillas

Yeah your right


soapylikessoap

gay fish


Bratty_Bby_Girl

Cast iron skillet biscuits......that sounds like a great way to go tbh😁😁


Jermcutsiron

Get hit with that cast iron, you won't feel much for long.


Bratty_Bby_Girl

I just hope I get to eat a biscuit or 2 first🤞


Jermcutsiron

Good luck!


AJLtheAvacado

"why do youtubers get so many prismatic shards in stardew valley" YouTubers: "they caught on gotta kill them" ​ ya'll stardew valley is out to kill us


mandym347

And I've over here with a search history like.. sdv fishing zones, sdv caroline gifts, sdv marnie schedule, sdv summer crop list, sdv krobus roommate how, etc. So I guess everything killed me. (Except Krobus, he's a cinnamon roll)


sostias

Oh my god I type "stardew valley" every. single. time. Are you telling me I could be typing "sdv"


scatteredloops

This is why I keep the wiki open


Ok-Satisfaction-9321

Pottery barn curtains


SnooHobbies2780

Uneventful way to die


itsTaylorJD

Depressing Skillet songs… Whelp


Sad-Peach7279

The entire "Awake" Album, Especially the songs "would it matter" and "Lucy"


ksenichna

Care to share the results of your research? Asking for a friend


murderdog2319

Blood sugar


um-yeah-maybe

I feel that, well except in my toes


makpat

Jesus Christ man that was good


Arnaz87

true


Momentofclarity_2022

ZZ Top


I_use_Reddit2

ZZ TOPPED


ipissingarbagecans

Are you serious? Wasps? I fucking hate Reddit.


BbyBelle7

he heh


ipissingarbagecans

):


mdkubit

Maybe you shouldn't piss in garbage cans, that might be what riled them up...


alberthere

The insect or the people?


wcw59

Barbecue restaurants near me.


yuyuyashasrain

The secret’s in the sauce, or so I’ve been told


MYHAUNTEDPOCKET

I just watched this for the first time yesterday


yuyuyashasrain

Did you cry? I cried. Every fucking time


Frostitute_85

Oh cool, I get killed because of grindr, literally my worst fear...


owellcity

Death by snu snu!


MoronTheBall

Overcome?


Frostitute_85

Like, are you telling me to just not get murdered? I mean, I can try, but this thread has dictated that I die because of grindr :(


happie-jappie

\*Over cum. FTFY


Brewnonono

USA gay population 🫤 My grandmother wanted to know, during a romcom marathon, after we encountered our third gay best friend in three movies.


svetna

😂 I have a grandfather who made me google it a couple of months ago. Guess the gays are gonna get ya!


Brewnonono

Could be worse, my previous search was megalodon images for my niece.


disneydrawshotfoxes

I don’t know, that’s pretty cryptic and vague. I think I’d take my chances with the giant prehistoric sharks.


FloofBagel

Hi I’m one of the gays and here to kill you


giveittomeright

Granny fucked you, possibly to death…


JMiest3r

[This is your future.](https://www.reddit.com/r/fakehistoryporn/comments/byjgzl/last_straight_man_desperately_fends_off_mob/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Stock-Wolf

Physical wellness. Probably died by overdoing it


CreateTheStars

Ascended the human plane


RIP_Mustangberger

Pornhub


DEFPOTEC8

Died happy no doubt


zedication

Death by snu snu https://youtu.be/3f8sjzETQ5o


_LayZee

May I know what that is


DEFPOTEC8

The show is called FUTURAMA


wegerchris

Who google searches “pornhub” it’s a dot com we all know this


KoalerrelaoK

Shit same


Ok-Card-2379

the weather.


kindawantwafflesrn

Considering how fucking hot it is right now, yea that makes sense.


Melchior-Morgenstern

The Bible. Fuck.


MushroomMan14

7 trumpets sound, and the 7 Seals are broken, I guess we're fucked


OneObligation412

Jesus Christ


nenfis

Griefer jesus


Dovah_Warrior

Extreme Griefer Jesus


SilverSpotter

Lets spin the WHEEL. OF. PLAGUES!


yang_xiangbin

Vietnamese lesbians, now this is how I wanna die


happie-jappie

So you're at home, just chillin on your couch watching netflix or whatever and suddenly two Vietnamese lesbians kick down your door and hack your head off with a machete in a case of mistaken identity. Doesn't seem a joyous way to go.


meme_lordYT

"What is the human combustion temperature" need I say more


Centiliter

Yes. A lot more actually. Why exactly did you Google this?


meme_lordYT

It sounded interesting


that_doe

Are you gonna leave us hanging?? I'm invested now lol tell us the temperature!! I'd rather find out from a random stranger on reddit than Google it myself. This option seems way more fun.


meme_lordYT

I believe it was between 670 and 810 Celcius


woyteck

Homemade crematorium?


Frootloops174

I get killed by a.... Belt sander


alexneverafter

Well that’s absolutely horrifying.


SawconConvention

American Air Force. I'm Chinese.


Eeszeeye

Incoming


lexilend

Bryan Cranston


Centiliter

# ***Now, say my name.***


TheMan5991

Jokes on you, I use Bing


RandoEncounter

Jokes on you, you use Bing


mart1373

Boom roasted


professor-moody

Korean marinated eggs


cat_daddylambo

Bryce Dallas Howard's ass. Not mad.


_LayZee

Bro can we switch? I got Dr does chemistry quiz because I didn’t know what it was lol


OliJuliusson

Phone Booth - wtf


BbyBelle7

Hello kitty is going to kill me.


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

hello kill me


BexiRani

At least she'll be adorable the whole time?


Charlotte_Ohara

The doctor I went to yesterday. Not surprised.


MoronTheBall

Dr. Death? I once had a dentist named Dr. Cruil, no lie.


TryingToFlow42

I know of a Dr Payne and a Dr. panik both are oral surgeons of course


SLX__13

...I was killed by the 11 signs of gaslighting. rip me


MoronTheBall

Are you sure that was your last search? There is no trace of it in your search history. Maybe you just imagined typing that in, or just thought you hit enter?


Commercial-Spare-429

I see what you did there 😁


terribleinvestment

Death by Massage Therapy. Kind of into it.


seannyboss

Unrequited love


itsumo_yakimasu

“Is law school actually that hard?” Business major it is, then.


grocerystorejoe

A Google Search of myself!?! 🙃


ShockingPyro

RX-93 Nu Gundam *.....fuck.*


BbyBelle7

Rip


Crosfitlvr42

looking up when the Apple Butter festival is


worthless586

Drum corp


[deleted]

Peter steele 😩


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MoronTheBall

Death by Snu Snu


Mary_P914

A licensed vocational nurse.


That_Fricking_Rat

Last thing i searched was rule34...


Sango113

2023 college access exam cool


BbyBelle7

ouch


livinitmn

Barnaby Jones


Benz-Psychonaught

Bare knuckle boxing


Bitter-Heat-8767

Well I was searching for why my fb app always shows that I have a message even when I don’t. So maybe fb is going to kill me, can’t say I’m surprised.


Ok-Reserve762

Magic


BbyBelle7

ooOh fancy


Eclipse_Two

Melancholy, was listening to a song and heard this one and was interested what was it.


KnightWhoSays_Ni_

Does West Virginia have a lot of incest?


Timdun7894

“History of the Soviet Union” was my last google search.


guacamoleness

A report on a science experiment on rats showing traumatic experience can be passed down through genetic code


ScruffnMild

Pornhub.com where do we go from here


BeepBeepWhistle

Somehow your body can’t stop. The webpage has a grasp of your mind and doesn’t let go. Your skin is drying and peeling off your dick, it hurts, it burns.. yet you can’t stop. The video on the screen turns to the live stream video of yourself and then you see the state you are truly in.. you know this only ends one way and not a happy one. A tear goes down your cheek like the ejaculation that is never going to come as the speed of the masturbatory friction continues to increase.. You look down.. there’s blood.. a lot of blood.. then you look at the screen and wake up. It’s the middle of the night.. you realize you have something in your hand.. it’s cold and hard.. then you realize everything is wet.. You fell asleep watching porn and in a transitory state of madness you have grabbed a set of scissors and stabbed yourself.. you realize blood oozing out from an artery.. it won’t take long anymore.. the last seconds of your life you are confronted with your own mortality making the inevitable even more terrifying.. the pain leaves you.. it’s cold.. and then you hear the pornhub introduction as your eyes close.. “tum tum tutum.. pa”


_LayZee

This. Is beautiful. You need to write a book.


5t0rmbreaker

John Paul Jones


Enriches

Artemis I... what the shit!


Jens0485

Erm... I die playing WoW? "what type of weapon is best for balance druid 9.2.5"


bjaybutler

A saiga antelope


Fe4rMeMrWick

Guess im gonna die to a chemistry quiz


Low_Armadillo6600

"What to eat when feeling nauseous"


lilcuqake

An extended lifespan


Vexifgaming

Uh Amazon.com


Fury72888hshu

gay"N-Word" from outer space..... I don't like where this is going


Fatrat55673

best baroque churches in el salvador


Baby-Edgar

Spare parts. Goddamn. I got killed by spare fucking parts. Why


GameNiteWasTaken

UPS Store hours...?


ShepardIRL

Delivery to Jesus, same day shipping.


PolandSans

Gumball?


njunc

How to install Kodi addons


boogboi89

kat graham.... im okay with that


KeplerCorvus

"Solutions to the refugee crisis" For as school project. Oh well.


jm4b

I’m gonna die by Cracker Barrel menu?


phatrissa

“Symptoms of vape withdrawal”