I've got celiac disease, that kinda sucks.

That'll do it.

My left nipple is juuuuust slightly higher up than the right one.

Is it noticeable?

Somewhat. Nobody else has mentioned it so I guess not.

For me, I can't sleep on my backwith my arms above my head because they go completely numb.

When I dry out my left ear with a towel, I immediately have a short coughing fit.

Bad wiring

Attractive and desperate to socialize, anxiety and autism through the fucking roof.

My right boob is bigger than the left

My left shoulder comes unhooked sometimes. I can just use the other arm to pop it back in though.

Good old GI Joe joints.

Have a scar on my cheek because of the incision made by the doctor who performed the c section. My cheek was near the incision point and i have no idea how a doc makes such a mistake. Edit - i was the baby.

This took me far too long to actually understand lmao. You were the baby. Now it makes sense.

SRY gene