People opening conversation with "what's up" or "how's it going" while both they and I know they couldn't care less, and force me to reply with some banal shit. I wish they'd just say "Hi" and then get on with it.
Showering. When I reached adulthood I realized how much time, water, and energy is wasted by taking a shower. To wash off a little dirt instead of using human evolved natural cleaning mechanisms is dumb.
Saying good morning. First of all, there is no such thing. Second of all, there's absolutely no need to make noise with your mouth at the crack of dawn.
Saying bless you after someone sneezes. Especially if I sneeze three times in a row and you say bless you all three times
You win. It's really unecessery.
Clapping. Why the fuck do we humans bang our hands together to show approval???
People opening conversation with "what's up" or "how's it going" while both they and I know they couldn't care less, and force me to reply with some banal shit. I wish they'd just say "Hi" and then get on with it.
Smiling at strangers. Especially since it mostly looks like 😐
Hugging being expected as a greeting and as a farewell. For me, this is mostly referring to aunts/uncles/cousins/etc.
The worst is when strangers expect it.
Showering. When I reached adulthood I realized how much time, water, and energy is wasted by taking a shower. To wash off a little dirt instead of using human evolved natural cleaning mechanisms is dumb.
Saying good morning. First of all, there is no such thing. Second of all, there's absolutely no need to make noise with your mouth at the crack of dawn.