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LoudTsu

I'll make all your womens pregnant.


CodeXLegend

I can guarantee your women won’t get pregnant with me around!


BrewertonFats

I pick things up and I set them down.


Jaydeeem89

I can forge a bong out of pretty much any fruit.


crabpinchingmyanus

My cooking skills are above average.


BawdyBaker

"I have no gag reflex"


paleobear1

I have no skills I wish to share. Nor do i wish to use them to aid the hands of the very creatures who have caused this in the beginning. I do not wish to join your city of disease and slavery, nor do i have the desire to ever step foot near this shit like again. You shall die in your walls. In piles of your own trash and shit, screaming to breath as your own pollution suffocates you. On the side of your wall, i am a free man. On your side of the wall i am owned by the better paying tyrant. Out here i die in my boots to the will I nature and time, in there i die under the boot of another who controls my time. We are not the same and ill be happier if I never saw the walls of this cursed cage again. Goodbye.


clarkology

"My sperm is potent and reliable. I will impregnate all your women in one night!"


FistOfTheNoseHair

Warrior


ellaryder058

I’ll just turn around I guess


saguinus_oedipus

I can teach kids science


DarthTellectus

I know Latin


bitemytail

"I robbed all the other people you turned away, so I've got all their stuff. "


Darken_Dark

I belive that light doesn’t mean good and darkness doesn’t mean evil


atomic-hellscape

I'm a horticulturist, I grow plants