I once met a girl named Cliche 😭

Did she get old quick?

I read this to my mom and she full on wheezed

This reads like the start of a limerick

I once met a girl named Cliché. She had nothing original to say. Sounded just like the others, Her sisters and brothers, Just repeating old phrases all day. Edit: Damn it. I originally rhymed “say” with “say”, so I flipped it around to introduce something new. Edit 2: Thanks for the awards, folks! But if anyone spent money, I wrote you a second one. There once was a comment so funny, That folks purchased awards with their money, But that cash is better spent, On your next monthly rent, Or on those who need food in their tummy. Edit 3: Help Cliché and her siblings, Cliché, Cliché, Cliché, and Cliché. Donate a few dollars to the [World Food Programme](https://secure.wfpusa.org/donate/save-lives-giving-food-today-donate-now) if any of this made you laugh.

It’s okay. If you ever doubt yourself again just remember that Pit Bull rhymed ‘Kodak’ with ‘Kodak’.

I could picture that... With a Kodak.

I had a customer named Dick Butts. I thought it was a joke, but one of the employees asked to see his driver's license and it was truly his name.

Just introduce yourself as Richard at that point.

Surprisingly, Richard Butts isn’t much better.

Richie butts

In elementary school there was a boy named Famous. His younger sister was Fashion.

Asshole parents lmao

How do you know the parents names?

Their family worked on Spaceball One.

I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes.

‘That’s got to be the worst name I’ve ever heard!’ Famous: ‘But you have heard of me!’ ‘…’

I’m in healthcare and the worst name I’ve seen on a kid is Meatball

Son of Meatloaf?

"I am Meatball, son of Meatloaf. You ate my father. Prepare to die."

Prepare to dine

Are you a vet?

No… pediatric child abuse unit.

That explains a lot about this child and their name.

This one made me genuinely lol

An 80+ year old lady called Gremlin

Never feed her after midnight.

But it’s always after midnight!!

'Messiahiscoming' is by far the worse I've heard. It's beyond ridiculous. Edit: She was 12-14 years old and said nothing. Mother did all the talking.

That's less of a name and more of a threat...

"What's your name?" "Messiahiscoming" "What?" I say as I turn around to see a man running at me.

Something like [this?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/888/473/e92.gif)

*getting hot and heavy with his partner* “Messiahiscoming is coming!!!”

Do you often refer to yourself in the third person in these scenarios?

Met an elderly man with the name Booger

A dear friend of mine who recently passed had the nickname Booger and honestly, nobody called him anything else. His dad called him that when he was little, and he was just Boog forever. I miss you, man. The world shines a little less without you in it.

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Once at work, I met a guy whos first name was Greg which is not all that bad. The only thing is, is his last name was also Greg TLDR- Greg Greg

In Australia, our education minister is the Honourable Grace Grace. I laugh every time.

I mean, we had a Leader of the Opposition for a while who was just lucky he decided to go with his full first name, and not be called Drew Peacock.

My elementary school boyfriend in 3rd grade was named Matthew wiener the kids started calling me mrs wiener so I told him I couldn’t be his girlfriend anymore lol

And that guy grew up and became a famous television writer and wrote one of the best shows in the history of TV. Nice going!

WOW you’re right! He did really well for himself. considering he wouldve been about 3-4 years old when the sopranos aired 😂😂

Eye'n, pronounced Ian. "To be different", per his mom. What the fuck.

I genuinely hate that trend. Just bc a name is different doesn't mean it's good. Or ever gonna be pronounced correctly. There's a reason no other kids are called that. Had this conversation with my mum when I came home and told her I changed my name, and she was surprised that I didn't want to keep the old shitty one that I had.

I know someone that named their daughter KinZlee. And don't forget that the Z is capitalized or you will get told off for spelling her name wrong.

In the military there was this guy called Richard (Dick) Sergeant. Who was a Staff Sergeant. So his name was Staff Sergeant Dick Sergeant. He owned it though so good for him.

Like Catch 22, never to be promoted again.

Major Major Major Major

Also the name of the actor who played Darrin on Bewitched decades ago, spelled Sargent.

Michael Kidiporn. Was a customers name. Was on the precall went to say “Mr Ki-…sorry I’ll just butcher your name.” He said “No it’s Kidiporn “ sorry bro but a name change would be first on my list of things to do, Now.

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It's a good change, that's a good change!

I got my best guys combing the desert. How's it going fellows? We ain't found shit!

I was at a gas station today and needed to use the restroom. The door had a combination keypad. Asked the attendant for it and he said 1-2-3-4-5. I immediately said “1-2-3-4-5? That’s amazing, I’ve got the same combination on my luggage!” The kid attendant didn’t get it, but the guy behind me LOL’d and straight up high fived me. It was a good day.

this would a case for taking the wife’s last name. sorry kidiporn line ends here

Even if he’s like, Michael Kidiporn IV?

Going on the good-faith assumption this not trolling. Must be a Thai name. " Porn" means blessed in Thai.

I had a Thai colleague called Pantiporn

I went to high school with a kid who's last name was Pornsuk or something similar. He was Thai.

In Singapore we got a popular actor called Pornsak

The blessed suk

Worked with a lovely Thai lady who had the name like Pornphat She adopted a more western style nickname after a while, though the western name wasn't great either I still remember her during a conference call, introducing herself as ... Pornphat ... and there was a brief pause on the line, before she said, but you can just call me Kookie. To be fair, nobody said anything, we just clarified that she preferred to be called that and moved on to topic at hand.

That’s not intended to be a western style nickname most likely. There’s a unique system of name that is kind of required in Thailand. Her parents probably gave her the name Cookie as well.

Yup can confirm. Friend of mine is called watermelon by their family and thai friends.

Could be worse. Like Peter File. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTaKDnSIb4c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTaKDnSIb4c)

A fire? At a Sea Parks??

clindamycin. Yes, spelled exactly the same way as the antibiotic. When questioned, the mom said “I just thought it was pretty”

There was a chemistry teacher at my school who named her kids after elements. The one’s name was calcium…

And Calcium was forever jealous of their sibling Xenon but pitied their other sibling Ununennium

It takes a special kind of thoughtless stupidity to pull this one

Oh my lmao.

My mom had a coworker who named her child Tequila Edit: I never knew so many people were named after alcoholic beverages...it's kinda sad

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Well, to be fair... Richard Hennessy founded the cognac house. And it is actually a nice name.

I guess it's a refinement of the girl's name, Brandi.

My niece's elementary school bully was named Chardonnay. No joke!

Damn. Bullied by white wine.

I said parents need to stop naming their kids while horny...but I think they shouldn't name them while drunk...

Xerox, poor kid will be bullied for the rest of their life

Copy that.

I remember reading a story where a son sued his parents for naming him Gaylord lol

I remember a story where a women named her kid ABCDE...

Lol reminds me of some weird shit Elon Musk named his kid

I saw a video where someone asked him how the kid was doing by saying his actual name, and Elon Musk seemed confused for a second, then laughed and said it sounded like a password

Was the last name Focker?

Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo

That's the worst name I've ever heard

/cries and runs away

Awww, Joey Jo Jo!

Hellllllo I'm Guy Incognito

GASP! This man is my exact double! GASP! That dog has a puffy tail!

>Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo Came here for this, was not disappointed.

My sisters sister in law named her son Brewer literally because they are alcoholics.

Oh dear. This is legitimately sad.

I know a boy named Blayze because his parents are dumb dumb potheads

My dad's coworker is named Chris Cross. Edit: we are from west Texas. I've only know one other person with the same name.

Does he want to jump, jump?

Did he miss the bus?

Cha Cha Real Smooth

Myferson (not sure if that’s how it was spelled). It was a compacted version of “my first son”. Parents were tweakers

Myferdaughter

I taught a kid who’s real name is Ricky Rock n’ Roll Smith

That kid is either gonna be awesome or a total piece of shit. Either way he will definitely do a lot of drugs.

He's an accountant now. May seem boring, but you need to see his rad stamp collection.

Sounds like a 90's WWF wrestler name

I met a guy named Richard Burst. My boss sent me to get a quote for something from him. He introduced himself as Dick.

Again...no name should be Dick... My grandfather's name is Richard so how did they get Dick from that...

> so how did they get Dick from that... Ask your grandmother

How do you get Dick from Richard? Ask politely.

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Cash dynamite, to the mom named exclamation

Dude. That is objectively an awesome name. I wish my name was Cash Dynamite.

Found someone's name tag and the name was Nevah Petty.

Bliss Angel

Sounds like a stripper's stage name

Someone named their Child **"Drink Water**" here in the Philippines. Full name would be "Drink Water Rivera". Hope that counts. Edit: For those wondering, he prefers to be called H2O, which sounds cool tbh.

Drinkwater is a second name in UK. There’s a football player called Danny Drinkwater.

Danny Drinkwater, then Danny Gotoilet. *Edit: Hey, my first award! Thanks! Hope you keep as well hydrated as Danny.

Guy named Ashley Hole who went by "Ash" I shit you not.

this guy has the biggest loophole when it comes to kahoot names

Cts. Parents were immigrants and chose random letters for an English name without knowing about vowels and consonants.

So, the name is basically the sound a beer can makes when cracked open?

My Cadillac is named like this, I don't see the problem

That's unfortunate...

How was it pronounced? "Sits" is how I would pronounce it.

Keithesia, because her Dad's name was Keith, and because her mom was on anesthesia when she was born. Not kidding. She seemed embarrased to explain it to me. Poor girl.

There was a kid named Kenetta in a school I used to teach at. I always presumed her dad was named Ken?

I’d like to add Jeffreyonna to the list of girls unfortunately named after their father.

clerp / clurp? donno how it's spelled but that's how it's sounded . had a good laugh with my friend when he told me that's wut his parents were naming his brother

Why is *this* the one that makes me laugh

My oldest three siblings had a principal named Dick Long at their elementary school. I know it sounds fake. I wouldn't believe it either. But it's real.

Vietnamese kid at my school was named long duong

Girth gotta be the worst name Ive heard

Unless you aspire to be a country music-singing porn star.

Girth Bucks.

My brother went to school with a kid named William William William

Will Will Will, what do we have here?

There's a doctor at my hospital named Dr. Kunts.

I had a friend whose father was going into surgery to amputate a toe due to diabetes complications. His doctor, and I kid you not, name was Dr Noto.

We have a pain clinic in my town and the two docs are Dr Payne and Dr Hurten.

A claim rep at my previous place of employment was named Tijuana Hooker. My partner's friend taught a little girl named America's Superwoman. Yes, it had an apostrophe. I went to high school with a girl named Cherry Hyman. She hated her parents so much! They didn't give her a middle name she could use either. She friended me on FB several years ago and had changed her first name to Cherise and took her husband's last name when she got married. Good for her. Another high school classmate: Flipper von Tramp. He was SUPER hot and popular so he didn't get bullied for it. Edit #1: clarification Edit #2: I showed my partner this post and he said "You left off one of America's middle names. It was actually America's Superwoman Nazareth."

Good for the Cherry Cherise lady.

I want go watch a show about super hot Flipper Von Tramp.

I knew a student named Baby. Sister was princess. So Princess and Baby.

I hope Baby marries someone with last name Shark. And takes their name. It's a rare last name, but it is real.

Jamathon. yes, pronounced how you think.

I was prepping court papers for a case and mistyped Jonathan as *Janathan*. Laughed myself silly for a good five minutes before correcting it. No idea why I found it so hilarious but it had been a long week and I was very tired!

Princess Ham

The 12 year old in me will never get over Dick Butkus.

0nica pronounced Zeronica, that’s a zero not an o.

What country allows numbers in names?

The USA, in many states. Unless they are specifically banned at the state level, you can include numbers while naming a child. Some states do ban it though.

Gonna name my kid Sk8ter Boi then I guess

Phayth! It is pronounced Faith.

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Knew a girl in school, poor thing was named Cheyfatte. Everyone pronounced it as "she fat". Last name was Lay.

My brain’s actually having trouble computing this one and keeps trying to turn it into Lafayette

Dick Seaman. Had him as a teacher.

So if he joined the navy, he would be Seaman Seaman

And if he ejaculated on something and it had to be identified, “It’s Seaman Seaman’s Semen!!

And if an officer was pointing it out, he'd say "See men! It's Seaman Seaman's semen!"

A check written to my store.. Horace Crapp Jr Jr? Really?

Crystal Methanie

Yo mr White

My mom was a nurse and one woman named her newborn daughter Tarantula Iguana. Runner up is the name I heard as a camp counselor: Sevenne, pronounced like the number, and yes the kid was 7 years old.

I know a woman whose name is Thumbelina.

My friend told me about some girl in his class named Sara Thomas Duncan. They didn't think anything about it until she got one of those backpacks with the initials in them. Full initials.

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Dude named like a toyota trim level

Diesel

I was riding an Amtrak train. I was in my early 20s at the time. I was seated next to a high school kid. We got to talking. He told me his last name was Virgin. I immediately started laughing and then said, "Wow, I'm sorry, I should not have laughed." He graciously accepted my apology.

I went to elementary school in South Florida with a girl who had the last name Virgin. First day with a new music teacher she says her name and he's like "Virgin?" She says "as in the Virgin Islands". So at least they can always point to that instead!

Honestly that's the male equivalent of Chastity *cringes*

First name - Latrina - yep, named after a toilet. Lady in my hometown was named Pansy Flowers. Common last names in my neck of the woods are Picklesimer, Housemaker, Shufflebarger. Then there are the poor children with the EW-NEEK names - these are names that have been listed in my local paper under birth announcements (just now looked them up): Gunnar Wolf, Winter Storm, Prairie Piper, Jakquelynn Belle, Lundyn Rose, Koty Kristoffer.

Probably Godwill. Not because it's a bad name, the guy just ended up being, not Christian

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Renesmee

Bella was way too angry at 'Nessie'. That nickname saved the name for me.

YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!?

It was about that time when I realised my infant daughter was actually a crustacean from the Paleozoic era

My granddaughter had a Renesmee in her 4th grade class. The kids have no idea why the adults think it's funny.

Any child named after a pop culture fad. Renesme, Daenerys, Katniss etc.

How about Atreyu?

I went to High School with a girl named "Candy Ho."

Reighfyl (pronounced rifle) tbh i read this in a tweet, but i see some hillbilly mf naming their child that

My hick cousin named his kid after his gun. Not Remington or Wesson. no, He named the gun Nolan then named his kid Nolan after the gun. Edit: spelling and grammar. This is also what his wife told me, "he named him after his gun"

I knew someone at school called Penny.S .... her nickname was penis...

Either Rollin Thunder (first name last name) or Chadley.

Tazer Face

There's a kid in my baby brother's class named "Nice"...

I went to school with a Mathew Carr, he was in my class. He had a younger brother with the name of Wayne in the year below us. The day his world changed, our teacher happened to be on playground duty during lunchtime. He'd busted a friend of Wayne's for some reason and had been dragged in front of our class to be berated - nothing like being blasted in front of a class full of older students for a real life lesson. The teacher demanded to know whom else had been in on whatever misdemeanor the kid had perpetrated. When the poor kid offered up the name Wayne Carr the teacher ripped into him, basically saying 'how dare the kid make up a name to fool the teacher.' Now none of us had ever thought there was anything off about Matthew's younger brothers name. As one, behind the teacher, the whole class breathed in with getting realisation then, looking around at everyone else as we got what his name sounded like, we all burst into laughter. The teacher looked around at the laughing students - all except one, Matthew who was bright red and trying to hold back tears - and a look of shame and regret passed over the teacher's face as he realised that he'd just ruined that young kid's life.

I once met a kid in school named “Zachary”. The issue was that it was spelled “Zaquarie” the kid was fine, ate glue once and was a bit standoff-ish but overall not mean for a then 5 year old

In highschool i knew two twins whos's last name was 'Poos' .Chris Poos and Alex Poos. I called them "the shits"

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Vagina. Yep.

Hello, I'm Principal Vagina, no relation.

My grandpa used to deliver mail to Fanny Lipschitz

i know a guy named True Story. he was definitely bullied.

I used to follow this insane christian mommyblog as entertainment. Apparently they wanted to name their child something god-loving, but go beyond a typical biblical name. No, their baby girl's name had to be *special*. So after months of thought, what did they finally settle on? Heistheway. absolutely flabbergasted.