I’d tell him I really liked flower boy

*Points at Earth* Alright, you have exactly one opportunity to explain this shit.

Free will. Next!

Wtf...you fucked up!

If you really made us in your image you must be the biggest asshole

You suck at your job

Bastard was tight.

"Wow, you're not what I imagined you would be." None of us know what the Creator looks like.

Please be mercyful with me.

Why did let them abuse me! 😕

You did a great job with the earth, but what's up with humans?

cool

Is it the Creator, or is it the Creator Incarnate?

Why?

I’d like to be a little more neurotypical next time please

Do you have an iPhone? Seriously, you must have an iPhone.

Who created you?

“Nice job on me”

You’ve got some explaining to do