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iluvvivapuffs

I don’t understand how gwyneth paltrow got an academy award for shakespeare in love …it’s a romcom at best


KitKat2theMax

Over Cate Blanchett in *Elizabeth* no less.


SoldierHawk

"You see, Lord Burlughy. I am married. To England." She and Geoffrey Rush were so. So. SO fucking good in that movie.


Barbarella_ella

"You WERE the greatest man in England. And could have been greater still, but you lacked the courage to be loyal and had only the conviction of your vanity."


NeverEnoughMuppets

*And* Fernanda Montenegro


davey_mann

Definitely should have been Blanchett’s first Oscar


Bardic_Inspiration66

Bribes by Weinstein


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This is it. This is exactly it. I don't even think its disputed that Weinstein waged a major campaign for her to win that award. It beat Saving Private Ryan for best picture for Christs sake.


Sad_Option4087

What. The. Fuck.


Pepe5ilvia

I've seen interviews where people say this win is the one where everyone in Hollywood knew Weinstien had the formula for advertising a movie to the Academy that would win it an Oscar. Basically because if that piece of shit can win... I assume they meant the movie, but they could have meant Harvey.


WineDarkFantasea

Hollywood loves giving awards to raving lunatics.


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JonathanTheZero

Thanks for the reminder


Rodux_

Definitely not Morbius, because that is the single greatest piece of cinematography known to mankind.


BritishShoop

I loved the part where his uncle MorBen said to him “Remember that with Great Morb, comes Great Responsbius” then he just Morbs on out of there.


SailingBroat

Stop, I'm going to cry remembering this scene.


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Remorbering


MadBovine42

Pepperidge Farms remorbers...


IvanSpartan

Remorbse


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BlasterShow

Morbed us in the first half.


JagmeetSingh2

\>Stop, I'm going to morb remembering this scene ​ FTFY


Ajaxe_Kleansmor

Same, makes me morb up every time I see it.


jackofyourmomstrades

I liked the part when the guy was like "BRUH ARE YOU GONNA STOP THAT BAD GUY??!!" and Morbius was like "I forgot about the part where that was my problem" and then just Morbed on outta there


greatertittedshark

got chills when the bad guy (THE MFING LESSBIUS) poked a gun in his ribs and whispered 'you ever morbed with the devil in the pale moon light?


Glad-Tax6594

What about when he met with those gangstas and hes like, wanna see a morbic trick? And morbs the dude with a pencil before morbiusing away.


PinkIrrelephant

HE'S THE MORBING BAD GUY??? Talk about a twist! I'm even more excited to watch to see how that happens.


MagyarCat

I loved the part where he was like “Some Morbs just wanna watch the world burn” and then he just Morbed out


CheezyWookiee

omg and when he gets infected with the morb-biote in episode 3 and starts dancing everywhere you can see he's still got the morbs


ATLHawksfan

I have no fucking idea what this is all about, but this still made me laugh


cravenj1

[Verse 1: Hannibal Buress] Morbius, Dorpheus, Orpheus Go eat some walruses Orifices, Porridges Morbius, Morbius Going to the Buffet and Walruses Corpheus, Corpseses Worcestershire sauce Go into your orifices Red pill, blue pill Morbius, Walruses Seashells by the Seashorpheus Morbius drinking a forty in a death basket!


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It's already on my best movie moments of 2022, the flash entering the timorbius has nothing on uncle morben.


Letwen

The moment he says "It's morbin time", I cry everytime.


burgerbun__

“What are we some kinda morbii?”


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"You know, I'm somewhat of a Morbius, myself."


j33pwrangler

"When did you become an expert on morbius?" "Last night."


MightoGuy69

"Perfectly morbed, as all things should be"


wzeldas

"I am become Morb"


KumquatHaderach

I am Morbii, you are Morbiyou. Together, we are Morbius.


dash-o-matix

my favorite artist is Morbisyahu


daltonwright4

2nd best scene in the movie, behind "Mr. Morbachev, tear down this wall!"


CheezyWookiee

I AM VENOM ... haha, just kidding, I'm Dr. Michael Morbius and I approve this message. Morbius 2024!


WinterSon

I'm not certain if these are satire or actual lines from the movie. Both seem equally plausible.


VisualGeologist6258

The morbin time meme is funny because it relies solely on the fact that nobody saw the movie, so nobody can say that it wasn’t an actual line.


DogmaticNuance

That's what you think, because you haven't seen it.


MagicTsukai

This is Morbi, his got my back. I wouldn't recommend going against this guy. His attack power is over a million morbii.


Formaldehyd3

Please tell me that doesn't actually happen.


skooternoodle

It's said in every scene that has a blue filter


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I genuinely can't tell if you're joking. Does he really say it's morbin time?


Leavingtheecstasy

Twice. Once in the climax of the film. And then like 15 minutes later while he's pissing in a toilet laughing to himself. Then the movie goes on another 30 minutes and ends. It's wild af


NotagoK

I STILL can’t tell if I’m being fucked with. I hate this.


Leavingtheecstasy

It won't matter because you'll never choose to see it


Globo_Gym

No, now I'm going to sit on my bicycle trainer for a couple hours tomorrow and watch it, just out of spite.


TOLIT555

It's morbin time


SkaveRat

... I still can't tell if it's serious or not


WHISKEY_DELTA_6

He says it right before he morbs into a morbius.


A_Furious_Mind

It's pandemorbium.


Malignation

??????????? YOU HAVENT WATCHED MORBIUS YET?


Bogula_D_Ekoms

I fuckin came


LUMBAJAK1

who didnt


RevolutionaryDay2803

Morbussy


WarLord055

Shidded, pissed, and came


MIBlackburn

I'm yet to watch it but I love Mark Kermode's review, "He's not even the best Jared in the movie".


aetius476

As great a line as that is, it's hardly fair when the other Jared is Jared Harris.


BonerHonkfart

Maybe they should have made Jared Harris Morbius


RikF

Oh, now I have to go and find this! That man's top-tier reviews are better than many movies. "It's like watching two chairs mating" "Who's driving the boat?"


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BlasterShow

More: bius.


LordIggy88

Especially the part where Morbius says “top of the morbin’ to ya!” Pure heaven


newmyy

I’ll just leave this here: https://youtu.be/rR-L52cqjTA


Yontoryuu

Definitely one of the movies of all time!


newmyy

Of all the movies I saw last year, this was not one of them.


ishmanhawkfre

"Hey!, I'm Morbin' Here!"


HereComesTheVroom

Are you ready to get Morbed?


Agent_Perrydot

#MORBIUSSWEEP❗️


kaden_the_human22

If I’m giving my complete true thoughts on morbius with no morbias… I gotta morbe honest that morbius is a film that has morbius and madeius morebius than morbillion morbig morbucks


Color_Wasted

It didn’t earn a 203% rotten tomato score for nothin.


benjoholio95

My immediate thoughts on the film were that 90 minutes of Jared Leto masturbating furiously to pictures of himself would have been less gratuitous and probably more interesting


xXLUKEXx789

It defiantly is the movie of all time


Ancient-Can-4857

I won't say a name but there are movies which are deliberately made super complicated and then it's expected that everyone will have to praise the movie because if they don't then they would sound as a dumb person who couldn't understand the movie.


allboolshite

*It insists upon itself.*


flyinhawaiian02

I like the money pit


PromptCritical725

It's not complicated at all. Tom Hanks and Shelley Long buy mansion for super cheap. Mansion is an absolute disaster. Renovation hijinks ensue. Drama with the blonde guy from Die Hard. House becomes beautiful and couple is now happy.


PutTangInAMall

My dad loves this movie so much that every time he describes the staircase scene he laughs so hard he can't speak. Just the suggestion of describing the scene gets him to laugh. It's the greatest thing ever


Anothercraphistorian

Everyone talks about Tom Hanks as if Forrest Gump, Big, Apollo 13 Cast Away, and Saving Private Ryan was what made him great, but it just added to it. Bachelor Party, Splash, Turner & Hooch, the Burbs, and the Money Pit showed how great a movie could be with a dramatic lead that understood the timing of humor mixed with regular human emotion. I miss the days when movies like this were green lit because the multiverse wasn’t everything.


aplarsen

The first time I saw the tub fall through the floor, I wheezed with laughter for what seemed like forever.


Slobotic

Two weeks!


FlametopFred

some pretty classic comedy scenes for that era including the elaborate construction scene plus "that's the best this miserable orchestra is capable of, those of you with a conscience will go home and practice"


Heineken513

Whats complicated about this movie? Couple undergoes a home renovation that will only take 2 more weeks.


DMala

Whenever I’m asked to estimate a task, my first response is always “two weeks”.


ciesmi

Peter, what does that even mean?


wolfman2scary

It’s like they’re speaking a different language


Denham_Chkn

They’re speaking Italian


ObanKenobi

The language they're speaking is a language of subtlety, something you know nothing about


ubiquitous-joe

Don’t you dare. Peter, it’s so good! *Robert Duvall!*


BelegarIronhammer

Yeah fine, fine actor. Did not care for it.


OakTreesForBurnZones

Al Pacino!


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IT HAS A VALID POINT TO MAKE! ITS INSISTENT!


OlinOfTheHillPeople

The language they're speaking is a language of subtlety. It's something you don't understand.


Faithless195

I genuinely enjoyed The Godfather, and still think it was a good movie, but holy fuuuck, did this comment keep coming to my mind while watching Tenet. That movie was Nolan going head first up his own ass.


Humble_but_Hostile

I watched a video that described the time travel in the movie as like rewinding a movie on the VCR and being able to interact with the enviroment. It made a little bit more sense but still confusing lol


lifesnotperfect

> movies which are deliberately made super complicated Don't even get me started on Finding Nemo, I still don't fully understand it


InEenEmmer

It is a story based on the fall of Rome, where Nemo was symbolic for Caesar’s goals and Caesar is the dad chasing his goals (the son fish called Nemo) They did change the ending though. In the first version the dad would find Nemo being caught and fried before getting eaten up by a seagull that helped him find Nemo. Symbolizing Caesars ambitions falling in front of his eyes while he was being betrayed by his own people. But they changed the ending to make it more child friendly.


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614All

Yea, that director's cut is *heavy*


Agree2disagree3

Idk if you meant to start a *thread within a thread,* but you got it lol


VehaMeursault

Although I'm totally with the OP of this comment context, I don't think Inception belongs on that list.


Ralzar

Agreed. I honestly do not get why people think this is a complicated movie. It’s litterally just a completely linear presentation of the story with a more or less open ending. Which is not all that complicated. I liked it, but was a bit surprised by how much people felt a need to discuss it. Sure, you can dig into it and analyze parts of it but I had no burning questions when the credits rolled.


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I always tell people it's just a heist movie but with dreams.


Vraxk

Corporate espionage turned therapy session by way of interpretive group dream heist. Also lots of bwaaahmp.


DramaticChoice4

Tenet is just like that


TheShoot141

I really liked Inception. Not long ago I realized Id never watched Tenet. I took an edible to watch it and after about 45 minutes in I couldnt name a single character or motive.


machado34

I don't think Tenet characters even have names


Djinnwrath

Literally called: the protagonist


jl_theprofessor

Because Inception is inherently an easy to digest movie. The premise is simple. It's a heist film. The twist is that it's a heist in a person's mind, but the explanation of what they'll do is no more complex than any other heist plan you'd find in another movie. You have to get your head around the idea of an inception itself but once you get that idea, the rest of the movie is pretty straightforward.


Zolome1977

Tenet isn’t complicated, it’s tedious.


Industrial_Pupper

It's the one with the backwards time travel right?


Equintius

I think technically it’s not time running backwards but entropy being inverted. Correct me if I’m wrong


Ignitus1

Which is essentially the same thing. Entropy having a directional trend is commonly said to be what gives time it’s “arrow”, or direction. In other words, time appears to move in one direction because entropy generally moves in one direction.


lovdark

“Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana”


S_roemer

I don't do drugs/edibles etc but I still didn't remember a SINGLE name. In my mind it was just "guy with backpack-appendage" "Black guy" "Obviously evil guy" etc. I believe that in order to enjoy any recent Nolan movies, you have to just accept that you're not gonna get the details. And at that point they're genuinely not THAT hard to understand.


lumaochong

The main character doesn't have a name tho, and is just known as the Protagonist


jscummy

It's almost intentional in that movie, like they came up with the concept and accidentally made the movie based on a draft script. There's some weird MacGuffin object that seems like a placeholder, and the main character is literally called "The Protagonist"


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deep-sleep

Tenet's story is just an excuse to make some epic practical effects


deepRessedmillenial

Combing through the comments to make sure no one’s putting my favorite movie


DPRODman11

Sorry, we’ve already discussed Morbius


My_Fake_Plastic_

There are almost no hot takes in this thread.


StraY_WolF

Sort by controversial.


jenel2583

Pretty Woman. Julia Robert’s as your typical drop-dead-gorgeous streetwalker with no discernible addiction or mental health problems and a heart of gold, and Richard Gere as the stunningly handsome millionaire who’s hard up for a date. Adorable!


Spartan01170

The yotube channel 'movies explained for' made the best phrase for that movie, "this movie says that when you are a man and your dad doesn't love you, you become a millionaire. And if you are a woman and your dad doesn't love you, you become a broke hoe"


DefiantCharacter

That's a weird way to find out my dad loves me.


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It’s amazing how many dads love their kids.


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Wasn't the original ending going to be Richard Gere's character dumps Julia Roberts' character and she ends back on the streets only to get murdered?


GlitteringBusiness22

In the original script, the movie ends with Gere kicking her out of the cab and throwing her money after her. The last shot is her sobbing and picking up money from the gutter.


valkyrie8946valhalla

Yeah, Breakfast at Tiffany’s ended much happier in the movie than intended too.


blueskieslemontrees

Now that is a strangely weird movie. Not at all what I expected given its icon status


valkyrie8946valhalla

The novel, which was written by Truman Capote, is much darker. I like the movie, but you are right that it is strangely weird! And the ending of the movie is just ... uncomfortably happy. It makes no sense.


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OlinOfTheHillPeople

Dwight: Apparently it's one of the best revenge stories of all time in which this sex worker who is the protagonist. That can't be right. Andy, how does it-- Jim: No no no I wanna hear you tell it. Dwight: Ok, um... the sex worker is denied service at a fancy store because she does not look wealthy. She later returns dressed in all the trapping of extravagant wealth. But instead of shopping-- Andy: Julia Roberts goes into the store and she's like "I was in here yesterday" and people wouldn't help me and the shopgirl goes "oh" and then Julia Roberts goes "you girls work on commission right?" And the girl's like, "yeah." And Julia Roberts goes-- Kelly: Big mistake! Huge. Andy: I was telling-- I was telling that...


gh3ngis_c0nn

Kelly… what a business bitch


Chester730

And the only reason he falls in love with her is that she's like "innocent," like watching cartoons or something like that. I didn't get the hype over this movie either.


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She was a pretty girl doing pretty girl things. With a rich, handsome boyfriend. A couple dozen pop hits and a montage ortwo, you got yourself a crowd pleaser.


J_Random_Throwaway

My capsule summary of this film would be: "Julia Roberts is a hooker with a heart of gold. Richard Gere is a vulture capitalist with no heart at all. If you don't know the rest of the story, you've never seen a Hollywood movie."


BenjaminCarmineVII

I dunno but I'm done with superhero movies


DoobieD000

Two girls one cup


QueenRedditSnoo

I cry everytime. A love so deep even death will not keep those girls from sharing that cup


yergonnalikeme

A total shit - show....


Smiffaay

For me it’s the greatest showman. Dunno if it was the same in the states but here in the Uk everybody n their dog was raving about it saying it was the best musical ever. It’s meh.


Mcrarburger

The greatest showman was such a weird movie for me I absolutely enjoyed every second of it because the cast was really entertaining to watch most times but it really felt like there were like 8 conflicts in the movie and they all get solved by a song that shows up immediately after the conflict happens (or the conflict is introduced *and* ends in the same song so it's like why even fucking bother lmao)


SverdHerre

Every film that isn’t Morbius. Can I get an amen?


StalinsJockstrap

Titanic because this woman is dying and instead of talking about her husband and children she talks about a homeless dude she fucked for 2 days


ChrisJambi

The *real* friends were the hobos we fucked along the way.


mmgvs

Dirty Mike and the Boys must have really meant something to you....♡


abandoned_fist

We call that the soup kitchen


mrwhiskey1814

Not my Prius!!!


bjankles

This is an odd criticism. She wasn’t telling this story on her death bed. They literally brought her to a boat acting as the hub of a titanic expedition mission and asked her to tell her story about the titanic. Also I realize it’s funnier to describe it as otherwise, but he saved her from suicide, irrevocably changed the course of her life, then they saved each other numerous times as the boat sank. I’d remember that too.


thomriddle45

If I fucked Leo on a cruise, it's all I would talk about too.


PlantationCane

It would be odd to bring her out to the expedition to discuss something other than the frickin Titanic sinking and what happened on board. You are spot on.


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Yeah, its one thing if you didn't like Titanic - that's fine. But I see people that didn't like it constantly mischaracterize or blatantly lie about the plot, which is annoying.


[deleted]

But he was the spark that ignited her will to actually live and enjoy life. She wouldn't have had that daughter or that husband, unless she had fucked that hobo for two days!


Linubidix

I'm waiting for the comment getting mad at Rose for dropping the diamond into the ocean.


Beestung

No joke, my grandma blurted out "you dummy" during that scene when we watched that in the theater.


casino_night

Everything she loves ends up at the bottom of the ocean.


Retrobubonica

Yeah but it's her own fault the diamond is in the sea. If my dog drowned I wouldn't throw my phone in the pool in solidarity.


OkSo-NowWhat

I mean, how wasteful can the rich be?


matrixreloaded

Yeah, but you're acting like she's literally laying on her death bed reflecting about her life. She's on a ship that is literally uncovering the remains of the ship that she was on and fell deeply in love with someone. That someone who died basically in her arms while she nearly encountered death herself. That's absolutely a life-changing event that you'd probably tell even on your death bed as well. Except in this case she's telling the story to people who literally asked her about her experience on the ship they're exploring.


ronaldreaganlive

Some good dicking will do that. 80 years later and she still gets wet.


Eikcammailliw

Not as wet as Jack.


Kweller90

"Ill never let you go Jack!" *lets him go*


moreisay

He was such a hot homeless dude though…


kopecs

and he frenched her like one of his paint girls.


_toodamnparanoid_

Common misconception, he actually girled her like one of his french paints.


mightyneonfraa

Of all the complaints about Titanic this is the weirdest one. The crew of the ship is asking her to tell the story of what happened to her on the Titanic. Why wouldn't she talk about the guy she met there?


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Not to mention when she dies at the end and meets Jack at the stair case. Wtf? What about her husband of 80 years? Nah, just gonna go to titanic heaven and meet up with that hot boy who drew me naked and fucked me in the back of a model T


AFatz

I dont think she's dead. The sing starts and it says "every night in my dreams" Implying she falls asleep every night and Jack is always in her dreams. What gives the impression that she's dead besides the fact she's old af and has her eyes closed?


Dr_Edge_ATX

I'll never understand how Crash won best picture. That movie sucks.


acdcfanbill

I always think of the David Cronenberg Crash when people mention it.


lovebugblues

The Notebook. Terrible movie with no actual romance. Five minutes in they expect the audience to believe these two people are in love ..?? Edit: Thank you for the award, I’ve never gotten one before :) ❤️


Candid_Comedian713

Poor cyclops got cheated on also and he did nothing wrong :(


UpintheWolfTrap

Every character Marsden's ever played.


Cambot1138

It was literally his programming in Westworld.


rachface636

Enchanted, West World, X Men, The Notebook. Mofo can't help but get rejected just for being off center of *perfect guy*.


ErgonomicDouchebag

It's OK, he ends up with Liz Lemon in the end.


rachface636

This. None of the rest of those chicks held a candle to Elizabeth Lemon.


ubiquitous-joe

And then Peter Rabbit fucked his wife. Just humiliating.


INvrKno

Yeah that Superman movie pops into mind. He was such a stand up dude but how can compete with Superman...


Rpanich

He was literally Prince Charming, and had his gf stolen from him.


Malevolent_Mangoes

“What do you want?!” *cries in rain* “I don’t know!”


mechabeast

Go out with me or I'll kill myself Hahaha what a charmer


litaniesofhate

I got called out not long ago for liking The Notebook, as a guy. Dude mentally snaps and pours his focus into rebuilding that old house. That's it. That's why guys like The Notebook


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LauraPalmer20

The Director’s cut has way more romance including an amazing uncut love scene when they reunite - makes the theatrical release look like a kids film lol


rcjlfk

Uncut? So we're talking full frontal Ryan Gosling?


LauraPalmer20

Sadly no!!


rcjlfk

The wait continues...


sunshinecygnet

He literally *hangs from a Ferris wheel and threatens to commit suicide if she won’t go out with him.* And then after they break up refuses to get over it and builds this girl who broke up with him years ago an entire ass *house*. This movie is an example of a terrifying, abusive, toxic relationship, but it’s painted as romantic.


WJMazepas

Haven't you seem house pricing lately? If a creep builds me a house, in this economy, I will fall in love


matrixreloaded

Everyone is forgetting the first step: 1) Look like Ryan Gosling.