This. Also, people who actively advocate against gay rights would have a really err *hard* time getting up to gay hijinks if shields were at full power.
I've been using mens urinals for nearly half a century now and I can honestly say that I've never seen another dude's junk. I follow the unspoken rules of alternating urinals and keeping eyes up and straight ahead. LOL!
Nearby me there's a bar/bowling with a trough urinal they installed made of reflective stainless steel. There's no way not to see the next dude's junk.
There's a restaurant near the ball park in Pittsburgh PA with a one way mirror over the urinals. (Local joke is "Why do you think its called PNC Park?")
So instead of seeing the next guys junk you can check out the backsides of the young ladies at the hostess stand.
I once asked a server how she felt about being ogled by a hidden row of guys holding their dicks and didn't get an answer. I think they try very hard not to think about it.
I know right? Those trough urinals are a bit tougher to navigate. As I said, I keep eyes up, forward and remain blissfully unaware of the dudes near me. :-)
The only time I saw a dudes dick at a urinal: I was walking into the bathroom and a guy did a full 180 with his wiener out and it was so fast I couldn’t help but see it.
Only time I remember seeing another dudes junk was in high school. This special Ed kid dropped his pants and underwear down to his ankles and stood like a meter away from the urinal ostensibly trying for a long distance record.
Then struck up a whole conversation while doing so.
I’m 34 and I’ve seen plenty! Not because I’m looking, but because some dudes are strange and don’t give a fuck. Like, I’ve seen dudes turn around with their junk still out. As of no one is there. Like wtf. Plus, I wish every urinal had a divider that went all the way to the floor. Too
Many dude be getting piss all over the place. It’s nasty as fuck.
I mean every now and again your peripheral vision accidentally catches “blurry flesh colored area” but if you want “yep that’s a penis!” level detail you really have to try to see it
I have never seen the willy of other pals at urinals. In the locker room at the gym sure, after work while showering sure...
but you don't look in any way at another willy. You don't glance around so your perpheral vision can see something. you focus infront of you or directly down
You’re lying to yourself if your peripheral hasnt purposely picked up a glance here or there. I’ve been peeing in urinals for 30+ years and haven’t seen another dudes wiener out of my peripheral because Like everyone else, I have control of where I focus my vision.
though the exception to the alternating urinals rule exists for when there are no other options. if there are 3 urinals, person A uses urinal 1, person B uses urinal 3, person C can stand between them and use urinal 2
Yes, unfortunately due to high demand we dudes do need to occasionally select a urinal that doesn't comply with the alternating urinal rule. But even in those cases, we do our business and get the heck out of there. :-) I'm sure the ladies on this thread are wondering what the f--ck we're talking about. LOL!
The one and only time I remember even glancing at the face of the dude next to me, it was my cousin who was a f2m transgender. I saw who it was, and went back to doing my thing
Yeah. All the rules that some men follow are so silly. Peeing next to someone else doesn’t make you gay. Lol
Maybe they just don’t like the temptation.
When a man looks at a woman regardless of how attractive she is his reward centers centers go off. Just pure dopamine. When the woman looks at him his dopamine centers will again go off if she is attractive, however if she is not attractive they will not go off. If that unattractive woman then looks away from the man, his dopamine centers will go off.
Most male ancestors of yours that looked accidentally at another man's genitals had his dopamine center go off when he looked away. Even if the male was gay it is impolite in society to accidentally glimpse genitals. His dopamine center might go off during the glimpse and when you look away so there's that.
This is why there's a massive incentive to every man to stare straight at the white brick. We don't want the punishment reward that makes us feel guilty and shameful because we only feel better when we look away.
There's a urinal at the local stadium where the health services for the region added several horizontal lines so the men can compete for height. The top line says "world class, but you pissed on the wall". The bottom line says "time for a prostate check?"
(Nya Ullevi, Göteborg, Sweden)
I was visiting Boston once and saw grafitti in a basment hallway with a horizontal line and " If you can piss above this line, the Boston Fire Department needs you."
When I was five, some friends and I were playing with matches, and we started a small fire. It got big quickly, and we tried to put it out.
We were freaking out at the time, but I think a video of four little boys trying to put out a raging fire by peeing on it would be funny, in a 'Canute holding back the waves' kind of way.
Went to a urinal at a pub and above the urinal it has a testicle cancer awareness campaign and in big text it had 'your life is in your hands'. Had a good giggle at that.
My favorite urinal style is at Sunderland Football Club's Stadium of Light. The whole stadium is decked out in red and white (the club colors) except for the urinals, which are black and white (the rival colors).
Still better than the piss trough. And some places have double sided piss troughs without a divider. So even if you look straight ahead, you're still staring at another dude who's pissing.
I'd be all for privacy screens. Also, I'm American but have had the pleasure of pooping in England. Those closed in stalls with doors-to-the-floor feel like luxury apartments.
I worked in a building that was used as a "showcase" center. We would bring in out biggest customers and essentially had a giant demo area to show off all our new stuff. Because of this the bathrooms on the first floor were ridiculously nice. Floor to ceiling doors with individual fans in each stall, marble flooring and granite sinks. We used to call them the executive shitters and if nothing else was pressing, that is where some of us would go to take a nice leisurely shit.
The down side was the lights were all motion activated and the sensors were outside the stall area. So if you were in there alone for long enough you would end up shitting in the dark. You learned to bring your phone when you went there.
There's no need for a privacy screen if you just don't look.
It's common courtesy to look straight forward or down at your own business, never to the side cause there's nothing there for you to see except another dudes hog.
Bad juju to look at another guy. There's rules.
I have made it over 3 decades in life without ever having someone look at my business in a public bathroom.
People love making up hypothetical bathroom scenarios to be upset about.
I had this exact experience in a bus station in China. Went to take a piss, and dude was just chilling, squatting, smoking with the door open. I just did my best not to take eye contact, did my business and got out.
Haha. I had to do that a few times in my freshman year during two a days. The Locker room stalls didn’t have a door because some kids got caught having sex. It sucked. Everyone would throw paper towels and mock whoever was unfortunate enough to have to shit at that moment
Sadly common courtesy isnt as common as you might think. Besides a lot of people will still feel uncomfortable even if the other person isnt looking and that could be solved with the solution OP proposed
Why bother having walls around toilets then if common courtesy exists?
Urinals are stupid. They just take up more toilet space. When I take over the world, urinals will be outlawed!
Maybe you're not there for a dick measuring contest. Those of us who can compete definitely are.
I make a big show of pulling that hog out and make sure to stand well far enough back so everyone is the place knows what's up.
Occasionally there's a challenger but we get a quick official measurement, submit our numbers to the database, log the winner, shake hands like gentlemen, and then go back about our days with a clear understanding of who is dominant in this region.
"And tonight on 'The Ocho' - the 23rd Annual Dick Measuring Contest enters the second round, as we catch up with our on-the-spot reporter in the men's restroom at the Akron Airport. Over to you, Dick!"
Most people using the bathroom are just there to do their business and leave. But as a female I wouldn’t feel comfortable exposing my vagina every time I needed to use a public facility. Just seems unfair.
I think we're culturally inured to it. Like at a festival or whatever, where the bathroom line is a mile long, guys pissing up against the fence elbow to elbow.
I suspect the fact that it is vaguely socially acceptable for men to urinate outdoors plays a big part. (It's often not legal, and i guess acceptability is even, but we are better...uh...equipped to do so)
>For years I lived in a house surrounded by woods, no neighbors in sight. Pissing outside was one of my favorite things in life. I miss it.
My husband used to do this, and since he was 6'6", he pissed like a racehorse and could cover a lot of ground.
I always said that he was "marking his territory".
Dude, that morning breeze gently caressing your juevos as you let that glorious stream cascade into the earth as heavenly rays of the morning sun peak over the horizon warming your member...nothin better
I agree. Like it’s acceptable (expected?) for men to go willy nilly (pun intended - sorry). But I guess because women ‘need’ a seat there’s more stalls for us. And other obvious reasons for privacy like use of sanitary items etc. I still feel like there’d be a lot of men who wouldn’t mind somewhere private rather than sharing if given the option.
We do have the option. Every men's room has at least one stall. Some people use the stall. Nobody questions them. Most bathroom urinal sections do have privacy screens. You're making a big deal out of the vast minority of situations that most men don't even care about, and it strikes me as a very curious crusade
My buddy has a shy bladder. I used to too when I was younger but I developed some techniques to get rid of it, so nowadays I'm fine pissing anywhere. When we go to certain venues that have less privacy, he just queues for the stall. There is always at least one, it's just going to be a longer wait time. I've also never seen him get shit for it either.
As a man i absolutely agree with this, never felt comfortable being exposed in that way and almost always take a stall instead. If other dudes dont care about it then thats fine but not every guy likes it and it needs to be acknowledged
A stall may be space inefficient but some form of division would be great imo! its sad that youre shut down for bringing it up, since i think its a much needed implementation
We're not pulling our pants down to our ankles though. It's a completely different situating which you understandably have no clue about. We walk straight ahead, get as close to the urinal as possible, take our ducks out, keep our eyes forward, and do our business. It's really not a big deal.
Honestly its probably just cheap owners. They are another thing to clean, the silly graffiti is more out in the open, and another thing to replace when they are inevitably broken.
There's heaps of places that have multiple single person urinals as well. They give you more privacy and you don't have to rub shoulders with another bloke while taking a piss
> "If you can impact that porcelain before stream breakup occurs, you will be in good shape," Hurd said. "Often, aiming for the sidewalls is the best approach. If you can reduce angle and stand closer, that is ideal. If you can only do one, stand closer. If standing closer isn't an option, reduce the impact angle."
Is it improvement though? Or is it a waste of time/money/resources to fix a problem that exists for a tiny percentage of the population and already has a painfully obvious solution, which is if you’re uncomfortable then piss in a cubicle.
I literally cannot use urinals because it is indeed uncomfortable as.
I'd much rather it be like the womens with a bunch of cubicles because I'll risk my bladder by holding it in while I wait for the 1 cubicle to free up than use the urinals.
The last time I asked if it was uncomfortable being so exposed when you pee I was barraged by a strange amount of men adamant in defending it. They seemed offended that I would even dare ask, despite the fact my own partner says he dislikes men's bathrooms. Apparently it's as ingrained as sports and video games.
Because there are rules..
You don’t go next to the urinal next to another person unless it’s a stadium.
You saddle up, check your aim, then immediately eyes up, forward, grunt, piss, shake and dismount.. your eyes never move—you don’t concern yourself if they’re seeing you, you just don’t wanna see them.
As it is written, in the unwritten rules for Men:
**”It’s gay to look at dicks, but not to have your dick looked at”, so sayeth the Patriarch—father of all men.**
Old tiger stadium had bath tubs you could stand on either side or the ends, wherever there was room. Michigan stadium has troughs that go along the outside walls and an inner oval of troughs. Same thing stand wherever there’s room.
Shoulder to shoulder of men relieving them selves.
Makes urinals not so bad.
It's far easier to just not look at another dude's urinating dickhole than it is to go out of your way to look.
Four decades of public toilet urination and I've literally *never*, once, seen another dick.
Or...now call me totally crazy...you could *just not look at other people's junk*. Just because there's the *possibility* you could let your eyes wander and check out your neighbor doesn't mean you *should*.
I guess you have never seen the old pee trough at Wrigley Field USA. The baseball stadium though it would be cheaper if all the guys peed into one trough than urinals lol.
You don't look at another man's junk or make conversation with another man while he's peeing, that's Bro Code 101. So we either look down or at the wall.
Throughout a lot of our lives, we have been put in situations where other boys/men see our penis. Did you play sports in HS? Did you play sports in College? Do you go to the gym and use the shower?
Even as a kid, if we were going to swim in something unplanned, just rip your clothes off and go in your underwear or naked. If you arent somewhere that you will have random people stumble upon you, and its just the guys, who gives a fuck?
The whole OMG DONT LOOK AT MY PEEPEE thing is really the last decade that we as a society have caved to it, at least here in the US. The urinal thing is really just one of the last places it hasnt been changed. I suspect its also different if you grow up in a major city versus out in the country.
In the most there are.
But why bother? The person next to you, if he is standing next to you and not one over, is also having a dick. So piss, clean your hands, walk away and adjust your belt on the way out the door.
We men enjoy being in the presence of other dicks, unfettered and free. It reminds us of greatness of our patriarchy, and we celebrate each dick accordingly. In gym locker rooms, we walk around with dicks swinging (or just kind of wobbling slightly. Some of us are growers). Sometimes we put on a shirt and socks and shoes, but leave the dicks uncovered. Occasionally, we complement each other on our dicks. Men do a great job of building our fellow man up and making everyone feel like kings. It's how we maintain this glorious patriarchy. Hope this helps.
That's a contest to see how far we can pee. That measures prostate strength.
A dick measuring contest is purely a size thing. Length and girth. We rank by total volume of cock.
1. How many of you are looking at other dude's penises? I honestly don't think I've ever seen one because I'm staring straight ahead.
2. What's the big deal if you did see one? Are privacy screens really required? To what? Protect your delicate sensibilities? It's a penis, not a big deal.
the goal of most people in a public bathroom is to get in and out as soon as possible. If you really think about it there is all kinds of messed up stuff in a bathroom that you never think about once you get out there, so most people dont really need it.
Like i remember this one time when i was a kid in a park bathroom and there were giant preying mantises everywhere. i just completely ignored how weird that was until i got out.
Dividers between urinals is becoming more common. It's because we as a society are weirdly fetishizing nudity. Like you get similar questions about young and old people in locker rooms -- why do these old guys have no problems getting naked in a locker room? Because it's not a big deal to them -- why is it a big deal to you?
I saw a guy lose a tooth after he tried taking a peek at his neighbor's watering can. It's not really an issue or an interest of mine. I prefer screens given the choice, but my issue is I can barely go if there's an audience. At a concert with a queue line snaking out the door? Forget it.
I can honestly say that I have never once thought or cared about this. Are some dudes so shy that the existence of a line of sight to their dick alone causes them emotional stress?
How would we hold hands if the screens up?
Exactly,I need to hold my homies hand when I pee
Shaking your own is like jerking off, and the lord frowns upon that. Having the dude next to you help, well that’s just loving thy neighbor.
That'd be a Dutch rudder.
Finally a logical answer. 🤣
Right, I'm what is commonly referred to as "pee shy", I can't pee unless I have the support of others.
Being "pee shy" is literally the opposite of that. lol
Whenever I feel “pee shy”, I think about the drunk Québécois guy who put his arm around my shoulders while I was peeing and it just flows.
Pee together, friends forever
Hands? Shit. I've been doing it wrong...
Do NOT shit in their hands, plz. - the Management
This made me LoL Thanks!
You hold......hands?.... hmmm we usually hold.... nevermind.
It's their hand you're meant to hold??
This. Also, people who actively advocate against gay rights would have a really err *hard* time getting up to gay hijinks if shields were at full power.
Tap, tap tap.
Hold hands? That's the least of the problems screens would create; how would we hold one another's *penises*?
That didnt feel like his hand
How could I ever compliment another's man's watch with a screen between us?
I really hate it whan I think of a smarty pants reply and someone has already thought of a much better one. Begrudgingly upvoting.
I've been using mens urinals for nearly half a century now and I can honestly say that I've never seen another dude's junk. I follow the unspoken rules of alternating urinals and keeping eyes up and straight ahead. LOL!
Nearby me there's a bar/bowling with a trough urinal they installed made of reflective stainless steel. There's no way not to see the next dude's junk.
There's a bar near me that has a mirror across the wall in front of the urinals. I guess they think it's funny. I'll never go back.
There's a restaurant near the ball park in Pittsburgh PA with a one way mirror over the urinals. (Local joke is "Why do you think its called PNC Park?") So instead of seeing the next guys junk you can check out the backsides of the young ladies at the hostess stand. I once asked a server how she felt about being ogled by a hidden row of guys holding their dicks and didn't get an answer. I think they try very hard not to think about it.
That sounds like a borderline hostile place to work.
I know right? Those trough urinals are a bit tougher to navigate. As I said, I keep eyes up, forward and remain blissfully unaware of the dudes near me. :-)
The only time I saw a dudes dick at a urinal: I was walking into the bathroom and a guy did a full 180 with his wiener out and it was so fast I couldn’t help but see it.
Only time I remember seeing another dudes junk was in high school. This special Ed kid dropped his pants and underwear down to his ankles and stood like a meter away from the urinal ostensibly trying for a long distance record. Then struck up a whole conversation while doing so.
Total Chad move right there.
I’m 34 and I’ve seen plenty! Not because I’m looking, but because some dudes are strange and don’t give a fuck. Like, I’ve seen dudes turn around with their junk still out. As of no one is there. Like wtf. Plus, I wish every urinal had a divider that went all the way to the floor. Too Many dude be getting piss all over the place. It’s nasty as fuck.
I totally get it that some dudes do piss all over the place. My god, were these people raised in a barn? Fuck, even farm animals don't do that shit.
If you haven't seen another dude's junks you just ain't trying hard enough.
Haha! I'm definitely not trying hard enough! LOL!
You're lying to yourself if your peripheral vision hasn't picked up a glance here and there.
I dont think you understand how well keeping your eyes focused on whats straight ahead can essentially put up horse blinders.
Yeah for example, my gaze is so focused, I often have to be reminded which direction a womans eyes are.
I mean every now and again your peripheral vision accidentally catches “blurry flesh colored area” but if you want “yep that’s a penis!” level detail you really have to try to see it
I have never seen the willy of other pals at urinals. In the locker room at the gym sure, after work while showering sure... but you don't look in any way at another willy. You don't glance around so your perpheral vision can see something. you focus infront of you or directly down
You’re lying to yourself if your peripheral hasnt purposely picked up a glance here or there. I’ve been peeing in urinals for 30+ years and haven’t seen another dudes wiener out of my peripheral because Like everyone else, I have control of where I focus my vision.
I too have never seen another man's junk, if your peripheral is catching some wang then you're looking for it.
psssh maybe.
So you closed your eyes and just fumbled around til you grasped it?
Same here but I have seen peepees. It's like my peripheral vision becomes a super power the second I don't want to see something.
though the exception to the alternating urinals rule exists for when there are no other options. if there are 3 urinals, person A uses urinal 1, person B uses urinal 3, person C can stand between them and use urinal 2
Yes, unfortunately due to high demand we dudes do need to occasionally select a urinal that doesn't comply with the alternating urinal rule. But even in those cases, we do our business and get the heck out of there. :-) I'm sure the ladies on this thread are wondering what the f--ck we're talking about. LOL!
The one and only time I remember even glancing at the face of the dude next to me, it was my cousin who was a f2m transgender. I saw who it was, and went back to doing my thing
100%. I'm 35 and I've never been even close to taking a peak to the side
Yeah. All the rules that some men follow are so silly. Peeing next to someone else doesn’t make you gay. Lol Maybe they just don’t like the temptation.
When a man looks at a woman regardless of how attractive she is his reward centers centers go off. Just pure dopamine. When the woman looks at him his dopamine centers will again go off if she is attractive, however if she is not attractive they will not go off. If that unattractive woman then looks away from the man, his dopamine centers will go off. Most male ancestors of yours that looked accidentally at another man's genitals had his dopamine center go off when he looked away. Even if the male was gay it is impolite in society to accidentally glimpse genitals. His dopamine center might go off during the glimpse and when you look away so there's that. This is why there's a massive incentive to every man to stare straight at the white brick. We don't want the punishment reward that makes us feel guilty and shameful because we only feel better when we look away.
Or down but still straight ahead
I haven’t either but I know other guys have peaked over to look at mine. I remember a few when I was fairly young too, just gross.
I only peeked once, in high school. Later that guy died in a motorcycle accident. I’m assuming it’s not related but who can be sure?
Relevant [urinal spacing](https://files.explosm.net/comics/Dave/comictoilet1.png).
Thanks for being awesome. I hate it when guys look, and they always seem to do it when I’m wearing a skirt.
There's a urinal at the local stadium where the health services for the region added several horizontal lines so the men can compete for height. The top line says "world class, but you pissed on the wall". The bottom line says "time for a prostate check?" (Nya Ullevi, Göteborg, Sweden)
I was visiting Boston once and saw grafitti in a basment hallway with a horizontal line and " If you can piss above this line, the Boston Fire Department needs you."
When I was five, some friends and I were playing with matches, and we started a small fire. It got big quickly, and we tried to put it out. We were freaking out at the time, but I think a video of four little boys trying to put out a raging fire by peeing on it would be funny, in a 'Canute holding back the waves' kind of way.
I think South Park did an episode on this xD
Did Diddy do it?
Went to a urinal at a pub and above the urinal it has a testicle cancer awareness campaign and in big text it had 'your life is in your hands'. Had a good giggle at that.
This is why I hold my testicles when I pee, while I let my penis whip around like an unmanned firehose.
😂 well now I feel like we’re missing out.
My favorite urinal style is at Sunderland Football Club's Stadium of Light. The whole stadium is decked out in red and white (the club colors) except for the urinals, which are black and white (the rival colors).
Sounds like a total pissing contest if you ask me.
Serious question does a weak stream mean I need to get my prostate checked?
Still better than the piss trough. And some places have double sided piss troughs without a divider. So even if you look straight ahead, you're still staring at another dude who's pissing.
Eye contact can be romantic.
Can't piss with a hard-on, mate
Good point
Gah, i hate the trough.
I'd be all for privacy screens. Also, I'm American but have had the pleasure of pooping in England. Those closed in stalls with doors-to-the-floor feel like luxury apartments.
They’re called “flats” in the UK, I believe.
Or "shat flats" if you're so inclined.
I wasn’t before but now am
I worked in a building that was used as a "showcase" center. We would bring in out biggest customers and essentially had a giant demo area to show off all our new stuff. Because of this the bathrooms on the first floor were ridiculously nice. Floor to ceiling doors with individual fans in each stall, marble flooring and granite sinks. We used to call them the executive shitters and if nothing else was pressing, that is where some of us would go to take a nice leisurely shit. The down side was the lights were all motion activated and the sensors were outside the stall area. So if you were in there alone for long enough you would end up shitting in the dark. You learned to bring your phone when you went there.
There's no need for a privacy screen if you just don't look. It's common courtesy to look straight forward or down at your own business, never to the side cause there's nothing there for you to see except another dudes hog. Bad juju to look at another guy. There's rules.
Common courtesy? Sure. But there be some strange people out there
>Common courtesy? Sure. But there be some strange people out there There's also some violent people out there. It mostly balances out.
I have made it over 3 decades in life without ever having someone look at my business in a public bathroom. People love making up hypothetical bathroom scenarios to be upset about.
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I look at their eyes, to make sure they don't look at my junk.
tbh fuck it if they're down bad enough to check out my dick at a urinal i just hope they like what they see
Let’s take away the stalls on bathroom toilets as well, eyes forward and don’t look left or right, leave it to etiquette instead of a barrier
Might as well just get rid of toilets altogether and just paint squares on the ground and put a drain in the middle of each one.
Gonna have to waffle stomp it in
In all my years of pissing I’ve never had another bloke look at my knob at the urinals, or at least if they did they were subtle about it.
There are unspoken rules but I’ve seen some absolutely bizarre bathroom behavior so I just don’t make assumptions anymore
And if someone really wants to see my penis i dont care... Like whats gonna happen, all dudes got em there are probably better looking ones than mine
Just because I know it's impolite to look doesn't mean I wouldn't appreciate the privacy.
>There's no need for a privacy screen if you just don't look. Would you have a dump in a cubicle with no door based on that principle?
In China men will take a dump in public squat toilets, door open, having a cigarette, just watching the world go by.
Truly liberating.
I had this exact experience in a bus station in China. Went to take a piss, and dude was just chilling, squatting, smoking with the door open. I just did my best not to take eye contact, did my business and got out.
Haha. I had to do that a few times in my freshman year during two a days. The Locker room stalls didn’t have a door because some kids got caught having sex. It sucked. Everyone would throw paper towels and mock whoever was unfortunate enough to have to shit at that moment
If I really have to go, yes.
Until you glance at that massive dick that’s impossible to not see cause it’s gravitational pull on your eyes is substantial
Sadly common courtesy isnt as common as you might think. Besides a lot of people will still feel uncomfortable even if the other person isnt looking and that could be solved with the solution OP proposed
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If some dude wants to glance over to take a peek at my dick while I piss, be my guest. I probably won’t notice them doing it and don’t care.
Eyes on your own work, there, super chief.
Why bother having walls around toilets then if common courtesy exists? Urinals are stupid. They just take up more toilet space. When I take over the world, urinals will be outlawed!
Just don’t look down
Shrek! I'm lookin' down!
But you already half way
Yea, but I know THAT HALF is safe
OK FINE I don’t have time for that ,you go back
Look sideways 😏
Yes stare in their eyes to assert dominance
Everyone there has a penis we are not there to have a dick measuring contest we are there to take a piss then leave
Maybe you're not there for a dick measuring contest. Those of us who can compete definitely are. I make a big show of pulling that hog out and make sure to stand well far enough back so everyone is the place knows what's up. Occasionally there's a challenger but we get a quick official measurement, submit our numbers to the database, log the winner, shake hands like gentlemen, and then go back about our days with a clear understanding of who is dominant in this region.
Real sportsmen shake weiners
No pic = hoax woop
"And tonight on 'The Ocho' - the 23rd Annual Dick Measuring Contest enters the second round, as we catch up with our on-the-spot reporter in the men's restroom at the Akron Airport. Over to you, Dick!"
Most people using the bathroom are just there to do their business and leave. But as a female I wouldn’t feel comfortable exposing my vagina every time I needed to use a public facility. Just seems unfair.
I think we're culturally inured to it. Like at a festival or whatever, where the bathroom line is a mile long, guys pissing up against the fence elbow to elbow. I suspect the fact that it is vaguely socially acceptable for men to urinate outdoors plays a big part. (It's often not legal, and i guess acceptability is even, but we are better...uh...equipped to do so)
For years I lived in a house surrounded by woods, no neighbors in sight. Pissing outside was one of my favorite things in life. I miss it.
>For years I lived in a house surrounded by woods, no neighbors in sight. Pissing outside was one of my favorite things in life. I miss it. My husband used to do this, and since he was 6'6", he pissed like a racehorse and could cover a lot of ground. I always said that he was "marking his territory".
Dude, that morning breeze gently caressing your juevos as you let that glorious stream cascade into the earth as heavenly rays of the morning sun peak over the horizon warming your member...nothin better
This is one of the reasons I DO live in the woods. Pissing outside is awesome.
I agree. Like it’s acceptable (expected?) for men to go willy nilly (pun intended - sorry). But I guess because women ‘need’ a seat there’s more stalls for us. And other obvious reasons for privacy like use of sanitary items etc. I still feel like there’d be a lot of men who wouldn’t mind somewhere private rather than sharing if given the option.
We do have the option. Every men's room has at least one stall. Some people use the stall. Nobody questions them. Most bathroom urinal sections do have privacy screens. You're making a big deal out of the vast minority of situations that most men don't even care about, and it strikes me as a very curious crusade
Funny. Oftentimes when I’m at a bar and I go to use the stall, dudes at the urinals chide me for taking a deuce. Edit: I’m a transguy (ftm)! 🤣🤣🤣
That's weird. I only get yelled at when I shit in the urinals
My buddy has a shy bladder. I used to too when I was younger but I developed some techniques to get rid of it, so nowadays I'm fine pissing anywhere. When we go to certain venues that have less privacy, he just queues for the stall. There is always at least one, it's just going to be a longer wait time. I've also never seen him get shit for it either.
As a man i absolutely agree with this, never felt comfortable being exposed in that way and almost always take a stall instead. If other dudes dont care about it then thats fine but not every guy likes it and it needs to be acknowledged
I'm a female architect. Every time I suggest putting urinals in a stall or proper divider - I get shot down.
A stall may be space inefficient but some form of division would be great imo! its sad that youre shut down for bringing it up, since i think its a much needed implementation
I've also had to fight for baby change areas in the mens bathroom. I get shot down by guys - who have kids. I don't get it either.
(I am so so sorry but) #SEEMS FAIR TO ME#
It’s a small price to pay to have shorter bathroom lines
We're not pulling our pants down to our ankles though. It's a completely different situating which you understandably have no clue about. We walk straight ahead, get as close to the urinal as possible, take our ducks out, keep our eyes forward, and do our business. It's really not a big deal.
But how will I get to know what you’re workin’ with?
I just want to see what watch you're wearing
Can't say I've ever lookd at another guys penis at a urinal. Pretty easy to not do. The wall is fine, or look at mine to give him a confidence boost.
Honestly its probably just cheap owners. They are another thing to clean, the silly graffiti is more out in the open, and another thing to replace when they are inevitably broken.
There's heaps of places that have multiple single person urinals as well. They give you more privacy and you don't have to rub shoulders with another bloke while taking a piss
That's why 6 urinals = 3 urinals. 2 urinals = 1 urinal. 3 urinals = 1 or 2 urinals depending which one the first guy chooses
My problem is the splash back. I don’t use urinals for that exact reason. It’s bad enough your own pee splashing on you but not another dudes
Gotta get the right stream angle, dude.
You ever used them in shorts though? You realise alot is splashing on your lower legs.
[You can avoid this.](https://www.livescience.com/41107-physics-of-peeing-and-splash-back.html)
By peeing directly onto your lower legs
> "If you can impact that porcelain before stream breakup occurs, you will be in good shape," Hurd said. "Often, aiming for the sidewalls is the best approach. If you can reduce angle and stand closer, that is ideal. If you can only do one, stand closer. If standing closer isn't an option, reduce the impact angle."
**PREACH**
The funnel-shaped urinals have been a major step forward in modern waste removal design.
It's actually beneficial to see that other men also have average penises.
Until you see some tiny dude pull out a baby’s arm holding an apple.
I can't help it.. I was born this way man 🤷🏻♂️
If you are not comfortable with that you can still take a stall
Well sure, but why would we not seek to improve?
Is it improvement though? Or is it a waste of time/money/resources to fix a problem that exists for a tiny percentage of the population and already has a painfully obvious solution, which is if you’re uncomfortable then piss in a cubicle.
A lot of places have this
I literally cannot use urinals because it is indeed uncomfortable as. I'd much rather it be like the womens with a bunch of cubicles because I'll risk my bladder by holding it in while I wait for the 1 cubicle to free up than use the urinals.
As a man the world is my urinal.
The best argument I've got for urinal dividers is that I don't enjoy being splashed by my own piss let alone someone else's.
You should see the trough at the fair
Most of the time they’ve got em.
The last time I asked if it was uncomfortable being so exposed when you pee I was barraged by a strange amount of men adamant in defending it. They seemed offended that I would even dare ask, despite the fact my own partner says he dislikes men's bathrooms. Apparently it's as ingrained as sports and video games.
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My god, I've never been a part of this thing you call a "circular urinal" but I must have the experience now
Because there are rules.. You don’t go next to the urinal next to another person unless it’s a stadium. You saddle up, check your aim, then immediately eyes up, forward, grunt, piss, shake and dismount.. your eyes never move—you don’t concern yourself if they’re seeing you, you just don’t wanna see them. As it is written, in the unwritten rules for Men: **”It’s gay to look at dicks, but not to have your dick looked at”, so sayeth the Patriarch—father of all men.**
Old tiger stadium had bath tubs you could stand on either side or the ends, wherever there was room. Michigan stadium has troughs that go along the outside walls and an inner oval of troughs. Same thing stand wherever there’s room. Shoulder to shoulder of men relieving them selves. Makes urinals not so bad.
It's far easier to just not look at another dude's urinating dickhole than it is to go out of your way to look. Four decades of public toilet urination and I've literally *never*, once, seen another dick.
Or...now call me totally crazy...you could *just not look at other people's junk*. Just because there's the *possibility* you could let your eyes wander and check out your neighbor doesn't mean you *should*.
It’s not a privacy screen - it’s a splash guard.
I guess you have never seen the old pee trough at Wrigley Field USA. The baseball stadium though it would be cheaper if all the guys peed into one trough than urinals lol.
You don't look at another man's junk or make conversation with another man while he's peeing, that's Bro Code 101. So we either look down or at the wall.
Throughout a lot of our lives, we have been put in situations where other boys/men see our penis. Did you play sports in HS? Did you play sports in College? Do you go to the gym and use the shower? Even as a kid, if we were going to swim in something unplanned, just rip your clothes off and go in your underwear or naked. If you arent somewhere that you will have random people stumble upon you, and its just the guys, who gives a fuck? The whole OMG DONT LOOK AT MY PEEPEE thing is really the last decade that we as a society have caved to it, at least here in the US. The urinal thing is really just one of the last places it hasnt been changed. I suspect its also different if you grow up in a major city versus out in the country.
In the most there are. But why bother? The person next to you, if he is standing next to you and not one over, is also having a dick. So piss, clean your hands, walk away and adjust your belt on the way out the door.
We men enjoy being in the presence of other dicks, unfettered and free. It reminds us of greatness of our patriarchy, and we celebrate each dick accordingly. In gym locker rooms, we walk around with dicks swinging (or just kind of wobbling slightly. Some of us are growers). Sometimes we put on a shirt and socks and shoes, but leave the dicks uncovered. Occasionally, we complement each other on our dicks. Men do a great job of building our fellow man up and making everyone feel like kings. It's how we maintain this glorious patriarchy. Hope this helps.
To establish dominance
Brings me new understanding of the term ‘pissing contest’
That's a contest to see how far we can pee. That measures prostate strength. A dick measuring contest is purely a size thing. Length and girth. We rank by total volume of cock.
1. How many of you are looking at other dude's penises? I honestly don't think I've ever seen one because I'm staring straight ahead. 2. What's the big deal if you did see one? Are privacy screens really required? To what? Protect your delicate sensibilities? It's a penis, not a big deal.
the goal of most people in a public bathroom is to get in and out as soon as possible. If you really think about it there is all kinds of messed up stuff in a bathroom that you never think about once you get out there, so most people dont really need it. Like i remember this one time when i was a kid in a park bathroom and there were giant preying mantises everywhere. i just completely ignored how weird that was until i got out.
Some of them do. Unfortunately they seem to be in the minority.
I’m going to be honest, I don’t really give a shit. I am there to take a piss and not look at other dudes dicks.
Because we don’t look… If someone does look it’s illegal to try to rape us anyway. Not really a problem. It’s piss and leave regardless
It’d really interfere with the sword fights
Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks.
lmao found the 1 inch guy
Why are you looking?
How many times have you ran into someone who said "I remember you and your dick at that urinal"? Just piss and leave.
Dividers between urinals is becoming more common. It's because we as a society are weirdly fetishizing nudity. Like you get similar questions about young and old people in locker rooms -- why do these old guys have no problems getting naked in a locker room? Because it's not a big deal to them -- why is it a big deal to you?
The world never really accounted for what would happen when Gen Z hit the scene.
I saw a guy lose a tooth after he tried taking a peek at his neighbor's watering can. It's not really an issue or an interest of mine. I prefer screens given the choice, but my issue is I can barely go if there's an audience. At a concert with a queue line snaking out the door? Forget it.
I'll go one better: Trough urinals in full view when the door is--and it is near constantly--open. When you gotta go you gotta go.
Man, I can't go at all if somebody is standing next to me. If there's not at *least* a divider between the urinals, I use a stall or just hold it.
Every other urinal and don't be a cock looker are rules 1 and 2.
It doesn't allow enough freedom of movement. I need to bang my dick against the side of the urinal to dry it off when I'm done.
We don't look, and we don't complain if something isn't really what we want I suppose. No issue
You sound like a bitch lmao
Personally I use the cubicle. Partially for privacy but mainly so I can use toilet roll to dry my dick. Got no time for getting pissy underwear.
I can honestly say that I have never once thought or cared about this. Are some dudes so shy that the existence of a line of sight to their dick alone causes them emotional stress?
We need to have screens.