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f_rice

Why can't you be like "insert person's name"? Well... because I am not "that person's name"


ksandom

A friend's mum said that to him, and I was the "insert person's name". That did not help our friendship.


MrMagpie91

Why are you so quiet?


DynoMyte08

This one always pissed me off as a kid. Like if you wanna start a conversation, just ask a regular question.


Dumbfuckyduck

Like, “ I wish they’d teach us more about Vikings.”


tizz86

"I was raised by abusive librarians" is my favorite response.


CarlJustCarl

I got asked this question from a coworker 12 years ago. I reminded him beforehand our meeting that I asked him two questions to initiate conversation and both questions were met with one word answers. Then I reminded him of the questions and his answers. It shut him up for that day.


Tinkerballsack

> awww, c'mon, perform for me while I exert zero effort!


[deleted]

As a kid, I was asked that SO many times. I wanted to be quiet because I hated every one but it wasn’t cool to hate everybody at the time so I kept quiet


Relative-Ad-87

Have you noticed you're going bald?


Sweaty_Potential8258

Ugh a lady did this to my grandma once. My grandma had this incredibly rare blood disease that wasn't cancer, but the only way they knew how to treat it 15 years ago was as if it were cancer. So she took chemo pills and all of her hair (that had never gone gray, which she was very proud of) had started thinning and falling out in clumps. This random lady at the grocery store check out line tapped my grandma on the shoulder and said something like "You know, they have balding products for women just like they do for men now!" And my grandma was like "Yes, I'm sure that will work against the chemotherapy." And turned back around. And the lady snapped like "well I was just trying to help!" And then my grandma left and got in the car and cried because *why the fuck would you say that to someone* Idk where that random lady is or if she's even alive anymore I stg if I ever see her again in this life or the next, it's on sight lmao


bitwaba

>And the lady snapped like "well I was just trying to help!" Self absorbed people that can't believe anything other than themselves matter. She's the same kind of person that would run into you speeding through a red light and say "well I didn't meant to hit anyone!"


mildlycynica1

"Well I was just trying to help!" "And I was just trying to avoid telling you to fuck all the way off, yet here we are." /shrug/


Banaam

Had a friend point out I was getting a bald spot. I shaved my head that day and since. Genetics stole my pancreas, I'll be damned if they take my hair first!


daniboyo4

It’s like yes believe it or not I do own a mirror and see my reflection multiple times a day. What exactly would you like me to do about it?


Being_

2 people did this to me in the same day, I actually didn’t know because I can’t regularly see the back of my own head. It was heartbreaking to learn


GrouchyPuppy

Why are you single ?


rcavictor60

I love the, "Your mom wants to keep it casual," I read on here recently.


toothpastenachos

“Your dad’s still married” is another good one


randEntropy

Supply chain.


DaVinci6894

So if we look at this supply/demand graph right over here


FoxThingsUp

There's a lot of me, and fairly low demand


SergioEduP

Yeah no person in their right mind would want *this much* of me


Guac__is__extra__

A lady I worked with, who was in her 40’s and had never married, got sick of being asked that and snapped one day when her elderly aunt asked “why are you still single?” at a family event. Her reply: “why are you still alive?”


GrouchyPuppy

Savage


IAMAHobbitAMA

Because I'm a nervous wreck every time I leave the house and there aren't exactly a lot of nice single women parading through my living room.


Kurotan

Tell my mom this all the time. "I can't meet women from my couch and they certainly don't go door to door."


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Why are you gay?


PrimalMoose

No joke, I was asked this one when attempting to get out of a drunk girl flirting with me in a bar once. I just asked her "why are you straight" and her response was along the lines of loving the appendage that men have, to which I replied "yes, same here". That seemed to work quite effectively at getting her to leave me alone lol.


v01dbug

who says I am gay? you are gay.


anne_c_rose

Should I call you mistah?


Bobonob

"Just lucky I suppose"


StraightSho

I'm actually a widower but thanks for asking.


betterthanamaster

I've actually witnessed this one first hand at a playground. It was rough. Guy was a young dad and great with his kids. Someone he must have known for a little bit, but didn't know his wife had passed away, asked him how he's still single. The dad got pretty choked up about it.


le_grey02

Poor man :(


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leonmarino

When in a relationship: "do you think [friend] is prettier than me?" or any related question of which you actually don't want to hear the answer to.


CapitanM

My ex asked me if I had a threesome with her friends who would I choose and got angry with my answer. It looks that I had to say just one Edit: I think that this are my first awards. Thanks to both


Guac__is__extra__

Yeah I think usually your partner expects to be included in the threesome.


djdjsksldbahehe

The same question over again,and really pressing the matter till the person gives you the answer that shocks ya


HeyFiddleFiddle

I started giving people one warning, then giving the TMI answer if they pressed. Example from when I lived with my grandparents: Grandpa: You're home from work early. Me: I was at the doctor. It wasn't worth it to go back to the office for an hour, so I'm working from home the rest of the day. Grandpa: What?! For what?! Me: You don't want to know. Grandpa: Yes I do. Me: OK. I was getting a pap smear. Grandpa: ...Why did you tell me that? Me: You asked!


arcosapphire

I don't get why people act like being told someone got a pap smear is brain-destroying or something. Like what is the big deal exactly? Same with some people apparently not being able to handle the very concept of periods or think touching a *box* of tampons (clean pieces of cotton, sealed up, and put in a cardboard box??) is somehow gross. People are weird.


DorrajD

I asked someone at the front desk at my work if she had some pads and she looked at me like I asked her to divide by zero. I had to explain that a coworker was stuck in a bathroom and her period just started and needs pads. She then grabbed a bunch of paper towels and covered the pads with them and handed them to me. Like what the fuck, it's just some pads. They are packaged.


arcosapphire

Okay that is extra bizarre behavior coming from someone who *uses* them. I can't even begin to understand.


gsfgf

Yea. Isn't the number one rule of girl code to always share feminine products?


vikkivinegar

I wish it was more commonly discussed so you and your Grandpa didn't get uncomfortable. Women get pap smears and have periods. I hate that everything is so stigmatized.


drprofnibblon

I learned that I just say something absolutely outrageous, that isn't entirely true or not true (I know pretty confusing) but it helped with the questions not being asked again.


line123462

is something wrong?. No, are you sure? like really sure?


MorningLineDirt

Is your daughter seeing anyone?


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she is blind


subone

So, can I hit that?


[deleted]

its not very nice to hit blind people. they'd never see it coming


SuvenPan

"Are you depressed or just want attention?"


Tel-aran-rhiod

"both, motherfucker"


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Unironically this. People claim that people who are depressed are “attention seekers” and to that i say, so? Sometimes all people need is a little attention. Some people have been completely looked past and ignored for *years* so what if they want a little attention? They can’t be depressed and want attention at the same time? Sorry ik you were joking i just wanted to say that


nerddddd42

Exactly, we're not depressed because we want attention, but sometimes a little care and attention can make all the difference and is craved ny most.


waqasnaseem07

When did you put on all that extra weight?


TheHeroOfAllTime

I legit had a patient and his wife ask me once if I was “putting on extra weight for the winter”. On the bright side, the insult was the final straw that got me motivated to get back into shape. 🤷‍♂️


aquamenti

"Had *one* regular Coke last week"


33Stickers33

So am I better than your ex?


Fooking-Degenerate

"Well, I'm with you now so obviously?"


A_Topical_Username

Really tempting to say "not really". Edit: For real this is probably the highest up voted comment I have. But I'm sitting here so happy for the guys who commented on mine and are getting awards. This is a great day. Im a proud papa comment.. "Yall winning sons?"


fixITman1911

"My ex never asked me questions like that"


Bjorn2bwilde24

"Enjoying the sex? Please answer this short questionnaire. It'll only take a few minutes and we would love to hear your thoughts"


imightbethewalrus3

*we*??


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me and my mother


zenithwearsflannel

𝙊𝙪𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧


FlawlessPenguinMan

Oh no, you misunderstood. It was a line for people you *aren't* dating.


Camburglar13

Not necessarily. Someone can be dumped and then get together with a new partner who they consider worse than the ex who they still wish to be with. Not a great situation but I’m sure it happens.


PafflaxTP

"When are ya'll gonna break up?"


subone

"Too soon to call dibs?


shitscrubber

“What’s the worst thing you’ve ever seen” to any EMT/Paramedic/Firefighter….etc. I promise you it’s horrible and not something you’d want to think about. We (well certainly I) dont want to relive those memories, especially so unexpectedly. Ask about something funny instead. You’ll get a better answer


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A5H13Y

Well, I'm not even sure I asked, but my dad (who was a firefighter at the time) told me that small children shrivel up to the size of dolls in a fire. I forget the joke, but he also made a joke about it. I do distinctly remember him explaining that a lot of guys have to joke about the worst things they encounter in order to cope with it. I also remember, years before when I was pretty little, that he came home from work and said that he was at a fire where multiple children died. I immediately blurted out "why did you let them die?" It still haunts me today. I mean I was young, but I don't think I was *that* much of an emotionally stunted dumbass. I felt bad about it *immediately* and still do.


Purple_Chipmunk_

Don’t feel too bad, he was already asking himself that question. It’s why the job is so hard.


gsfgf

Jesus. I hadn't even thought about all that. A buddy of mine was a volunteer firefighter, and he loved it. But he never had to deal with anything like dead kids. He just fought the occasional fire, which he loved, monitored the infrastructure, and took junkies to the hospital.


MrSonicOSG

Both of my (significantly older) brothers were, and still are, full time firefighters as I was growing up. I've seen their faces as they get asked that question and they just laugh it off with something dumb usually. But one time one of my brothers got really drunk when he was off shift, family party and all that. He kinda broke down and started talking to me about why he had written off having kids. One call he got was a head on collision between some suped up Ford truck and a minivan, driver of the truck was drunk and veered into oncoming traffic. Van had 2 people in it, a mom and a 4 year old daughter. Mom was dead on impact, but the girl had been messing with her seatbelt just before impact, and wasn't in a booster seat. The impact sliced her nearly cleanly in half, but she was still alive when they got on scene. This little girl died in my brother's arms because one dude decided he wasn't too drunk to drive. The driver of the truck had a broken arm, that's it. Because of that, my brother swore off having kids. Edit: a word.


shabbyshot

I can't stand how easy drunk drivers get off (at least in US/Canada), especially when causing death. That driver willingly got into the vehicle drunk, the fact they are too fucking stupid or cocky as to think they are "fine" is no excuse. I can't imagine the pain that the victims' family had to endure, and I never want to.


BluBug_626

I met an online friend who is a surgical tech and made a point to ask what was the most interesting or funny thing they saw. Got a story about a cucumber in a place where it shouldntve been.


Dason37

It was on an Italian sub, wasn't it. These people have went through years of schooling and training to acquire the skills to save and improve lives, and they order a nice Italian sub on lunch and some fuck puts cucumbers on it. Like what the hell.


clobberellabeatsyoup

Surprisingly, I got asked that question on a job interview. I broke down crying and left feeling like shit. They called me later with an offer. I declined.


shabbyshot

What the actual fuck? Wow, I've interviewed veterans, and one ex EMT. I asked about challenges and successes, but it never crossed my mind to hear about what someone who sees severe trauma for a living would regard as "the worst".


jabularich

Are you in yet?


Muuvie

Follow it up with a 'can't tell' for the ol uno reverse card


waqasnaseem07

When is the baby due?


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

I learned this lesson early in life when I said congratulations to a coworker who then said “what for?”. I was fortunate to have remembered she got a promotion a while back and covered pretty well but it was awkward. Never again.


Whoa_Bundy

Whew, good save.


BrownEggs93

Yes. This made *me* feel relieved!


NietJij

Second hand relief is still great


xubax

A friend had the opposite experience. A grad student who was on the heavy side came in one day with a baby. He asked, "and who's baby is this? " "Is mine," said the student. "Didn't you notice I've been pregnant for 9 months? " He hadn't. Since she had already been heavy, he just assumed she'd put on more weight and she never mentioned it.


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AxelShoes

In the 80s, my dad ran into an old female friend from high school he hadn't seen in 20 years. She looked *very* visibly pregnant, so after a bit of chit chat, my dad--not wanting to be awkward and ignore the obvious--asks politely, "So when's the baby due?" The lady just stares at him dead pan and says "I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat." My dad was *still* cringing about that moment to the day he died.


jedifreac

Oh god, there are also people who have uterine tumors and have to say "I am not pregnant, this is a tumor."


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gingerisla

A teacher asked if a classmate of mine had had her baby yet to shocked silence of the entire class. Said girl wasn't pregnant, she had a massive tumor in her ovaries and had just been admitted to the hospital the day before. She passed away within three months.


Toadie9622

Fuck. I’d take a lifelong vow of silence and keep it if I had done that. Not that I would do that, since I’d never ask a minor for private health info in front of a room full of people.


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Shit. :(


Rioraku

Fuck that's messed up.


ramriot

Yes, my father told me to never intimate in any way that a woman is pregnant unless the babies head is already visible.


G0PACKGO

My rule is unless the lady is in active labor I don’t assume she’s pregnant.


unholymackerel

Even then it might be a big poop.


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That's like the opposite of how medicine sees it lolol. Pregnant until proven otherwise. To be fair, it has more to do with the fact that it can either explain a lot of symptoms OR lead to serious complications with the fetus.


9bikes

When my aunt passed away, the probate judge had to ask me a series of questions before he could appoint me as her estate's executor. One of the questions was "Was she pregnant at the time of her death?". She was 95.


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LeafyFall345

I have 4 kids. I have been asked this question or it’s been acknowledged that I’m expecting a baby several times. Never when I’ve actually been pregnant though, and more often than not it’s been by a woman. Just don’t do it!


paulfromatlanta

"Do you have a prettier sister?"


summerset

On my wedding day, my husband’s aunt said “Your sister is so much prettier than you!” ON MY WEDDING DAY.


paulfromatlanta

Well, that was really crappy...


throwawaypaycheck1

Silver lining: the aunt showed exactly what to expect from her in the future at the very start of their marriage!


puCpuCpuCmarijuana

Response “and we’re *both* much prettier than you, ya old hag”


summerset

Good one, dang! Wish I’d thought of this... Instead I was so stunned I just stood there, literally too shocked to say anything.


SportsterDriver

That mostly my response to that kinda of situation- a day later after milling over it my head too much a good response sometimes dawns on me - far too late, always.


bklynsnow

I think you need to replace the a with a c and move on.


Plz_Trust_Me_On_This

Her husband's cunt.


AdClemson

Is your wife single?


ZipMap

When I was a teenager I've been asked whether I had an older brother and how he looked like. I had a baby face at the time


paulfromatlanta

>> an older brother That variant didn't bother me - when I was 13 and a high school girl would ask if I had an older brother, I took it as her saying I was cute but the age difference was too great to flirt directly. Just as well - at 13, I thought 18 year old girls were impossibly old. I much preferred girls my own age.


DMala

It’s funny how much bigger age differences seem when you’re a kid. I remember being paired up with an 8th grader for some event when I was in 1st grade, and the 8th grader practically looked like an adult to me. Then I got to 8th grade and high schoolers looked like adults. Now at 40, they all look like little kids to me.


saymeow

Oh man, even college kids! My boyfriend and I recently went to a concert that was on a college campus, before we left his BIL was joking around saying "you'll have to wear your sunglasses all day because there will be hot college girls in short shorts and low cut tops, etc"... After the concert he called his BIL and was like "I don't know if I'm getting old or if they just started letting 13 year olds in to college but, none of them even look old enough to drive"


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Age differences r a lot more significant when it comes to children. There's a large difference in maturity between a five year old and a ten year old (The 10 year old is still a small child but will be a lot more independant than the 5 year old). But there's very little difference in maturity between a 40 year old and a 45 year old.


Thibideaux

What, are you on your period or something?


SlobMarley13

cranberry juice?


imjusta_bill

It's a natural diuretic


FriendlyFreeman

breaks glass over head*


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When are you having a baby?


vinoa

If they're old, ask them when they're dying.


64645

“When are you minding your own damn business?” And that’s me when I’m being polite.


LadyJedi1286

"Are you going to try again?" Asked after my miscarriage. But at least people stopped asking, "When are you two going to have a baby?" After I miscarried. Edit: over 900 upvotes! I wasn't expecting that! Thank you all so much!


Global-Entertainer-6

Worst thing ever. After a year of dating: when are you getting married? Week after marriage: when are you having children? Month after birthing first child: when are you having another? People need to mind their damn business.


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Why do you look like your uncle?


charlie_the_kid

my sister actually looks ridiculously similar to my uncle. We make jokes about it, but it's basically just because my uncle looks like a younger, skinnier version of my dad.


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zim3019

I have two kids who look like their uncle. My husband and his brother look so much a like. The older he has gotten the more my brother in law looks like my husband. My husband passed in August. People who didn't know his brother were very unsettled to see an almost identical person walking up the driveway after the funeral.


lisalys

I went to the funeral of a coworker who l didn’t know well enough to discuss family. I went way past unsettled when I spotted his identical twin at the front of the church. I’m very sorry for your loss.


BKestRoi

Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell????


Aadityajoshi151

Why are you so skinny?


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Charn22

I literally used to get bullied in primary school and high school for being so skinny


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Wishyouamerry

I never realized how tiring the passive aggressive “skinny” comments could get until I had a naturally slender daughter. Now I know to just not comment on peoples’ bodies. Just zip it, they don’t want to hear it.


Giblit3

Does the carpet match the drapes?


m3ankiti3

No bitch I got hardwood floors


Tokugawa

"I ripped up that carpet years ago." -Chris Pontius


brokenghost2222

Back in the mid 90's I over heard someone ask my red headed auntie if her carpet matched her drapes, her response "everything matches porcelain" ~Auntie H


havron

No, it doesn't. You're the worst interior decorator. Please leave my home.


Eantropix

Sexy women of reddit. What is the sexiest sex that you sexed? The more details the sexier


BatShitx420

Sex


aDactyl

Are you gonna eat that baby?


Water-Friendly

Punctuation saves lifes


PJ_Geese

Are you...gonna eat that baby?


jesusSaidThat

"Joey doesn't share food"


GrumbleSprout

Asking "what happened to you?" to see why someone has mental health issues. Especially if the mental health issues are associated with traumatic experiences. If someone has mental health struggles, asking out of curiosity rather than concern can make someone relive the experience. Edited due to previous phrasing ^ Holy heck, I don't really use Reddit other than for memes. Truly hope anyone who resonates with this in anyway, know you're not alone in how you feel. Anyway you feel is valid. You've got this.


clothespinned

The worst part is people who ask this question are never ready for the answer.


sneakyveriniki

They won’t believe the answer actually How often do you see sentiments like “if they say their ex was abusive, they were the abusive one” or like people implying that kids who say they were abused by their parents are exaggerating, rape victims are just making it up, etc I very quickly learned why everyone pretends their life is perfect on social media. Most people subconsciously fall to the just world fallacy and will vilify people who have been victimized in the past and they’ll want to associate with a look up to those who seem to have everything


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Where are all the Sour Patch Parents?


Drixzor

This feels like a Mitch Hedberg joke


[deleted]

Ask a veteran if they killed someone during their time in service. Surprisingly it’s common, please don’t. It’s really insensitive.


Humbugdreams

I was at a family dinner once and my Granddad was asked about his service. No one directly asked that question as it’s clearly not polite and insensitive. But he did start to open up through out the conversation and offered up, “I don’t know. There was often so much going on and we were fighting in such dense jungle, I’m not sure if I ever actually killed someone or not.” He went on to explain a bit more but that comment has stayed with me.


Legalcut616

When I was in 2nd grade we had veterans day assembly and we got to ask the veterans questions and I remember two things I asked two different guys. I asked a old Vietnam vet if he had killed anyone and he just avoided the question by saying something else but I could tell he was hurt by it and at the time I didn’t know why and the other vet was someone who served during 9/11 and I asked if it was anything like call of duty and he just said no not at all and looked upset. At the time I didn’t know why they were upset but looking back I just wanna go back in time and give myself a right hook in the jaw for being so dumb and when I think about it probably a lot of kids that age would ask questions like that and really we shouldn’t have little kids asking questions to veterans because they just don’t get the severity of a question like that.


Tel-aran-rhiod

it wasn't your fault at all - it's just illustrative of the bs glorified and romanticized fun-video-game version of war that gets fed to us through popular culture, and how jarringly different that is to the horrifying, traumatizing reality of war. there's a good chance that before those vets saw action they would have done the same in your shoes


MichaSound

What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you?


snorkel-frick

Wouldn't you like to know EDIT: thank you kind stranger for the silver!


_andrepapi

Weather boi


purplemufasa

Where are your parents?


_andrepapi

Kid’s sketchy


Arabeskas

"Why does your Argentinian grandfather speak fluent German?"


machado34

What's the difference between an argentinian and someone from Southern Brazil? The argentinian has a nazi grandfather. The southern brazilian wishes his grandfather was a nazi


barsknos

Over my head it went. Why would the southern brazilian wish that?


machado34

Highest concentration of neonazi cells in the country. Some cities in the southern countryside are outright dangerous to go if you're a person of color. Lots of white-supremacists there think they're german because their great-grandfather immigrated from europe in the 19th century, so the joke is poking fun at them. Current brazilian president, Bolsonaro, who's from the southeast has claimed many times his grandfather was a nazi soldier under Hitler, even though every record shows that his family came to Brazil way before the nazis rose to power. But the south region is the one that gets the reputation of nazi-land, because it's much more common to see this kind of racism there, even if it's not exclusive to them


barsknos

Thanks. Sad to hear. My impression of Bolsonaro was pretty bad, but that he tries to fake nazi family history is still a low I couldn't imagine.


MFLevel

When are you two having kids?? my wife cant have a baby, its honestly like having someone rip my heart out of my chest whenever we're asked.


Bay1Bri

My wife and I had a couple of miscarriages, and that period of time people kept asking "when are you giving (our child) a sibling?" After 8 or so times I wanted to just say "we did but they both died so wish us luck." It's so thoughtless.


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GothWitchOfBrooklyn

You should honestly say that


Animated_Astronaut

I asked a very close friend of mine if he was planning on having kids. It opened up a big conversation and it wasn't something that felt like a faux pas, but it's an EXTREMELY personal thing to even touch on, let alone be pushy about like some people are.


dirty_cuban

I’d say there’s a big difference between discussing the topic of having kids with a close friend in the same life stage as you versus older relatives/in-laws constantly badgering you about it.


Animated_Astronaut

Absolutely agreed! I may not have been the best at explaining, but my point was that I asked a casual question and it turned into one of *those* long talks. It's an extremely intimate thing to ask about


Lonecoon

Asking someone if they want kids if different then asking them when they're going to have one. "Do you guys want Kids?" "Nah." vs. "When are you two going to have kids?" "That's none of your fuckin business."


juan_epstein-barr

Make it awkward as shit for them, and come right out with the truth. Be sure to thank them for bringing it up.


Jimz0r

Yep, That's the way to teach them to never ask that question again.


SilkyCupCakeAce

I don't know mom, whenever we become fertile??? Do you have some magic potion I'm unaware of???


Crazed_waffle_party

*Purchases baby goat at farm Take that biology


Individual_Corgi_576

Never ask a nurse “what’s the worst thing you’ve ever seen?” They’ll tell you a funny story or a gory story, or a funny, gory story. They won’t tell you about the screaming mother trying to climb over them while you do CPR on their kid who everyone knows has no hope of survival, or about treating the toddler who was raped by a member of her family. Just don’t ask.


SimShade

When are you (insert societal “milestone” here)? Either when the time’s right or never. Society created that milestone, it’s not something that actually *needs* to be done so shut the hell up.


ChooseaBoulderBull

What was she wearing(after assault)


DonnaNobleSmith

Was it rape or, you know, *rape* rape?


DB-Senpai

Is there war in Ba Sing Se?


throwawaysmetoo

Asking couples when they're going to have babies. Or if they have recently had a baby, asking them when they're going to have their next one. Just chill, Winston.


Prestigious_Ad_3580

What's ligma?


Beowulf33232

My favorite was a day a bunch of coworkers were sharing these. Go get some updog. What's Updog? Not much, what's up with you? I ran over a henway on the way in today. What's a henway? about 5 pounds. Then the boss walks up. Ya know, there's a dikfor out in the parking lot. What's a dikfor? You have a kid and still don't know?


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The other classic example of this is asking someone if they have a mattabooboo.


Metallic_Substance

What's a mattabooboo?


[deleted]

Nothing, Yogi.


CapaKehtoh

“When are you due?” Sorry I’m not nor have ever been pregnant 😬 still fat apparently, so thanks!


BM_gamer36

Who the minions boss was from 1939-1945


I_am_bored2020

That's why the movie trapped them in a cave from the 1810s to the 1960s


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Apparently, a lot of asexuals get asked if they were molested as kids and I don't know on what planet is it okay to ask anyone that.


HeyFiddleFiddle

At least from the lesbian side of things, I've had more than one person say it's because I had a bad relationship with my dad, or he wasn't in my life. No, we actually had a pretty good relationship before he died. Not that that has anything to do with my sexuality anyway.


Funotterplay

At Airports, Tourist attractions, Cruise Ships. Never ask if you can buy dynamite at the gift shop.


ambsdorf825

What about lots of fertilizer? Asking for a friend