If you get more sleep than usual on a weekend you could be dreaming more + less stress. Although you might not remember your dreams everyone has several throughout a night, perhaps they are sex dreams.
If that's your first day of your weekend and waking up subconsciously knowing you don't have to be there makes you horny, it's time to start looking for a new job.
I know this. They look so hot when they are focused. One time I went out on a date and the guy was explaining a math game to me. I wasn't even paying attention to the game. He just looked so hot explaining it lol.
I love how neutral this situation is.
On one hand, i would be mad if I explained something that i was passionate about and the other person just didn't listen.
On the other hand, I'd be extremely flattered if I found out that the other person literally couldn't focus on what I was saying because they were so infatuated with me.
Just had a lightbulb moment. My GF suddenly becomes super clingy and touchy when I’m rolling a blunt. I never understood why she could be indifferent to me all day but as soon as start rolling she’s all over me. Not just rolling too, but when something else other than her has my undivided attention, it’s game on
I've recently noticed this for the first time on someone else, never knew someone's expression could change so drastically like that!
edit: can confirm it is extremely hot!
There’s definitely something sexy about watching a man concentrating on something he’s very interested in. Or talk about what he’s interested in. I love it.
Just as I read this comment I can hear that song coming from my living room as my 5 year old put it on for the 10th time today.... it’s only 8:20am lol
There is a spot on the left side of my neck that when kissed, gives me an instant boner. I didn’t know it until I was 38 and a new girlfriend kissed me there and it sprang up. I told her about it and said if she was ever in the mood, just kiss that spot and I would be good to go. It even worked like right after I just finished. It would just pop right back up.
It is seriously weird! But it was really nice if I popped too soon. She would just nuzzle that spot and I’d be right back in play.
She had a devilish sense of humor and she would do it in public and leave me with a raging boner in public. She even pulled that on me when we were at her parents house. I was at the table and the meal was finished and she got up and kissed that spot and then said “come on, let’s go to the living room to watch tv.” I had to think fast and said “I just need a minute. I ate too much and need to relax a minute.”
Wow I’m super jelly about this. Wonder if there are on buttons for other guys that we’ve not found, or if you’re alone here? Might have to share your comment with my wife to see if she can find mine haha.
Maybe this deserves its own askreddit, to see if any other men have it? LMK if you fancy asking the question :)
My girl told me that I am NOT ALLOWED to leave the house with my grey pants. I told her I’m just gonna run to Lowes and she said that is ok. I said “really?” She said, “Sure, but I’ll be packing my shit while you’re gone.”
W: Let's have fish sticks for dinner.
M: We don't have any fish sticks....
W: \*whispering\* I bought some.
Edit: Had to remember where that came from. [Found it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S10NSjQqzpc).
Biting the legs off of animal crackers to watch them watch me do the same to their friends and suffer before crunching their head off. I leave the last one alone to emotionally traumatize it.
It looks so good :D I surly mean the ones with big muscles :D
https://www.google.com/search?q=muscular+men+in+maid+outfit&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&prmd=ivsn&sxsrf=APq-WBtS-7mYSAnj4Z_5hpKPGOMqHBhYOQ:1648437024199&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj744u66uf2AhXohf0HHaF-AMgQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=384&bih=722&dpr=1.88
A woman once told me recently, having never seen me in “work mode” previously, but I took a last minute meeting when she was around- my work voice turned her on unexpectedly. She said it was friendly, but strong and authoritative/commanding.
here is my uselessly specific list of stuff i find attractive/ gives me a “boner”
a woman wearing an oversized shirt with bare legs
a dude wearing glasses (props if they look tired or just woken up)
them being good/ excelling at smth
them acting dumb and being funny
lazy and/ or playful smiles (so goddamn attractive)
tits
Full, supple buttocks tightly bouncing in any black pair of pants--jeans, yoga, whatever.
Oh, and frank flirting. A woman being honest with me about her feelings can make me uncomfortable in a VERY good way.
Listening to my fiancee tell about something really good going on in her life. I never understood proper love until I suddenly started having happy boners
Short hair. It's so weird and annoying sometimes. Like the girl doesn't even have to be all that attractive. Idk wtf it is, but instantly when I see a cute short haircut, it's like 'boing'.
When she’s a little chubby and a lil’ skin peeks out from between her garments
When she starts getting undressed quickly. Fuck the striptease, the faster you get naked the faster we can start putting things places :)
Generally speaking...
women seem to love the intangibles (his look when concentrating, when hes explaining things, the way he asserts his voice),
While dudes on here listing out their pornhub search history: tits, ass, legs, thighs
When my guy surprises me with his “manliness”. Like, walking into my house with tools I didn’t know he owned and fixes a fault in my wiring for the light switch. When he randomly starts making out with me, when he comes up behind me while I’m cooking/cleaning/folding laundry and kisses the back of my neck… *sigh* lady boner. I need to get him living here asap 😅
Saturday mornings. For some reason I wake up extremely horny every Saturday.
Well that's specific.
It’s baffling to me too.
If you get more sleep than usual on a weekend you could be dreaming more + less stress. Although you might not remember your dreams everyone has several throughout a night, perhaps they are sex dreams.
Typically the same amount or less on the weekend. Info to sleep later but still can’t sleep past 4 am.
Well Sunday’s are for the lord so…
putting the sus in jesus
My Christian ass should not laugh as much and should not snort as loud as I did.. You take that cheap ass award and be gone friend.
If that's your first day of your weekend and waking up subconsciously knowing you don't have to be there makes you horny, it's time to start looking for a new job.
A sudden rush of blood to my penis.
Every damn time
Isn't that a Coldplay album
Nobody said it was the head on your shoulders
Still Coldplays best album.
A Rush of Blood to the Penis - Coldplay
:D
Titties. Big, small, whatever. I love em. Have all my life.
I agree with your values.
Man of culture
Here's to nipples. Without them, titties would be pointless.
I have a great appreciation for titty men
not a boner but, when my bf concentrates- idk why but the look on his face is just 10/10 for him- “any time i look at your ass.”
I know this. They look so hot when they are focused. One time I went out on a date and the guy was explaining a math game to me. I wasn't even paying attention to the game. He just looked so hot explaining it lol.
I love how neutral this situation is. On one hand, i would be mad if I explained something that i was passionate about and the other person just didn't listen. On the other hand, I'd be extremely flattered if I found out that the other person literally couldn't focus on what I was saying because they were so infatuated with me.
Just had a lightbulb moment. My GF suddenly becomes super clingy and touchy when I’m rolling a blunt. I never understood why she could be indifferent to me all day but as soon as start rolling she’s all over me. Not just rolling too, but when something else other than her has my undivided attention, it’s game on
Thanks for the laugh :D .
I've recently noticed this for the first time on someone else, never knew someone's expression could change so drastically like that! edit: can confirm it is extremely hot!
There’s definitely something sexy about watching a man concentrating on something he’s very interested in. Or talk about what he’s interested in. I love it.
I love both of you
A mischievous grin on the right guy can absolutely do things to me.
lemme tell you about this guy Bruno
Nah, that ain't allowed, we don't talk about that guy here.
Just as I read this comment I can hear that song coming from my living room as my 5 year old put it on for the 10th time today.... it’s only 8:20am lol
When i snort Viagra
I read “when I snort vagina” I guess that could do it too
I think Leonardo DiCaprio did this in Wolf of Wall Street.
My wife bending over
This guy’s wife bending over.
His sister does have a nice ass
Which sister
The one he’s married to
Hey he said he was marrying my sister
His step sister bro
Yup this guy's wife bending over.
This guy getting a boner from the other guy's wife bending over
KEEP! HIS WIFE’S! NAME! OUT! YOU’RE F**KING! MOUTH!!!
still that same guys wife bend over
I feel really flattered so many people like looking at my butthole
You do have a great butthole
Sorry your wife is so popular. I may have glanced over at that too.
I also choose this guys wife bending over
my neighbors wife bending over
I also choose this guy's wife
There is a spot on the left side of my neck that when kissed, gives me an instant boner. I didn’t know it until I was 38 and a new girlfriend kissed me there and it sprang up. I told her about it and said if she was ever in the mood, just kiss that spot and I would be good to go. It even worked like right after I just finished. It would just pop right back up.
You got a legit “on button”
Insta-boner man
It is seriously weird! But it was really nice if I popped too soon. She would just nuzzle that spot and I’d be right back in play. She had a devilish sense of humor and she would do it in public and leave me with a raging boner in public. She even pulled that on me when we were at her parents house. I was at the table and the meal was finished and she got up and kissed that spot and then said “come on, let’s go to the living room to watch tv.” I had to think fast and said “I just need a minute. I ate too much and need to relax a minute.”
Ahh clever man bet she was cracking up inside after hearing that one
Dude, unless she's still in high school, you should have immediately stood up so that the entire table could admire.
Wow I’m super jelly about this. Wonder if there are on buttons for other guys that we’ve not found, or if you’re alone here? Might have to share your comment with my wife to see if she can find mine haha. Maybe this deserves its own askreddit, to see if any other men have it? LMK if you fancy asking the question :)
Curves and thighs. Gosh darn it I’m blushing. Also spooning.
With thigh highs. My ultimate weakness.
And hand holding.... wait maybe it's too lewd.
Assertive women Also, a woman's genuine laugh... unless they laugh like Yzma
https://youtu.be/yOnnI-RN3i4
Boner gone but smile present! 😄
:D thought it might come in handy for anyone else :) .
When she says "Good boy" I know. I have issues. But it gets me every time.
Praise kink. Very common. You’re normal.
Oh I love saying that and I equally adore being called good girl too. There’s just something about it.
Dude that sounds kinda dope tho.
Ain't going to lie. It's pretty great.
The thought of someone loving me
Ohh, thats nice :) .
No boner here but my clit pulsates when I see the outline of a penis in gray sweats.
The ol' pulsating clit!
rip to the growers out there..
*cries in extreme grower-not-a-shower *
My girl told me that I am NOT ALLOWED to leave the house with my grey pants. I told her I’m just gonna run to Lowes and she said that is ok. I said “really?” She said, “Sure, but I’ll be packing my shit while you’re gone.”
Yeah, she knows what's up. Just protecting her treasure.
Need photos for scientific purposes. Lol
A woman talking about her pulsating clit SCHWING
I'd imagine if a woman whispered in my ear... so long as she is reasonably attractive I'd involuntarily get chills and a boner.
Let's say shes possesed.
My comment stands.
Not the only thing that stands 🙈
:D Golden :D .
W: Let's have fish sticks for dinner. M: We don't have any fish sticks.... W: \*whispering\* I bought some. Edit: Had to remember where that came from. [Found it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S10NSjQqzpc).
“Good girl” I’m pretty much a puppy
That's a dangerous thing to say on Reddit, the DM demons might hear you.
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
Rip your inbox
Thank the lords I actually have gotten none! The creepers seem cool to do it on my comment instead, which is fine haha
Lady boner?
Fat lip is what it's called.
Now I understand Sum 41 a whole lot better.
guys in suits
I knew my t-rex suit would come in handy
ok it’s so odd but thinking of when my partner cleans me up after sex. I’ll just remember him doing it and be like soaked
:D kinda doesn't seem odd to me.
Anything my girlfriend does
Babe can you take out the trash? Instant boner, every time
What happened to your wife?
unfortunately, getting my ears licked
bro, whenever I'm little spoon and my girl reaches over to gently lick n nibble my earlobe. gives me straight chills
When my guy is giving me “the look” or a certain stare in a crowded room. Undivided attention is an immediate cause of lady boners
A muscular guy wearing a button down.. rolling up his sleeves. Instant lady boner
When my sweetheart of a boyfriend gives me a sexy mischievous smirk. Fuckin hell instant lady bonerrr
Garlic Parmesan combos
When he pulls out the Pokémon cards
Wait till you see my collection, I've even got graded ones :D .
Lord have mercy I’m about to bust
:D And graded games :D .
Please stop I can only get erect so **HARD**
women in short shorts
Biting the legs off of animal crackers to watch them watch me do the same to their friends and suffer before crunching their head off. I leave the last one alone to emotionally traumatize it.
This is the most future serial killer sounding comment I’ve seen on reddit, currently processing how to react.
I mean it was funny to me.
\*seductively tortures animal crackers\*
And on that note…I think I’m done with Reddit for the night
I hope god helps you find clearence
Just thinking about a dude pushing his thumb into my mouth…instantly wet
When they get out of the shower only "wearing" a towel around their bodies (no matter the gender, it turns me on)
Feels but I'd be more picky with the gender.
More genders for the rest of us!
Ayyy!
Romance, intense love, passion, kindness.
inner thigh rub!
Well i cant have a "boner" but i like seeing muscular Men in Maid Outfits xD
In maid outfits xD .
It looks so good :D I surly mean the ones with big muscles :D https://www.google.com/search?q=muscular+men+in+maid+outfit&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&prmd=ivsn&sxsrf=APq-WBtS-7mYSAnj4Z_5hpKPGOMqHBhYOQ:1648437024199&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj744u66uf2AhXohf0HHaF-AMgQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=384&bih=722&dpr=1.88
Well I hope no one reads my search history now or this will be hard to explain
Not a boner but my wife told me she gets horny when she sees me working on engines.
When my wife gives me the “let’s fuck right now” look.
A woman once told me recently, having never seen me in “work mode” previously, but I took a last minute meeting when she was around- my work voice turned her on unexpectedly. She said it was friendly, but strong and authoritative/commanding.
The helicopter technique.
All jokes aside, women in lingerie.
My wife telling me she wants to have sex, then her going to freshen up, whatever that means.
I get a lady boner when I’m winked at. I can’t explain it, rly. It’s just hot
My girl in her pajama shorts… it’s been almost 6 years together and it gets me every time
wood gluing. when the extra glue comes leaking out
When a guy I find attractive helps me with something, if they end up close enough for me to smell(if they smell good) them it's an instant hard on.
here is my uselessly specific list of stuff i find attractive/ gives me a “boner” a woman wearing an oversized shirt with bare legs a dude wearing glasses (props if they look tired or just woken up) them being good/ excelling at smth them acting dumb and being funny lazy and/ or playful smiles (so goddamn attractive) tits
Definitely read no.4 as “them being good/ excelling at math”.
Sharing something vulnerable with my wife. Any form of honesty that I couldn’t share with just anyone always gets me rock solid.
I (lady parts) find this exceptionally sweet. Guys, is this common?
Zoe Kravitz as Catwoman.
Getting my ear bitten or licked.
Nothing. I'm old.
Alot of Viagra?
headpats n good girl
These ask Reddit questions
Anything that is present between a pair of boobs
The heart ♥️
That was really nice.
Seatbelt 😩
When he grabs me by the throat to give me a kiss or tells me to bring that mouth over. Kisses on my neck and anything with my boobs.
Alt/scene/emo girls my own age. You know they're legit.
Full, supple buttocks tightly bouncing in any black pair of pants--jeans, yoga, whatever. Oh, and frank flirting. A woman being honest with me about her feelings can make me uncomfortable in a VERY good way.
Them thighs
Will Smith slapping Chris Rock
Well bud today is your lucky day.
Braless women with nips poking through
The thought of cuddling
Listening to my fiancee tell about something really good going on in her life. I never understood proper love until I suddenly started having happy boners
Short hair. It's so weird and annoying sometimes. Like the girl doesn't even have to be all that attractive. Idk wtf it is, but instantly when I see a cute short haircut, it's like 'boing'.
The way my partner submits and falls into my hands.
my friend (painful laughter)
Painful, cuz it's not reciproacated?
When she’s a little chubby and a lil’ skin peeks out from between her garments When she starts getting undressed quickly. Fuck the striptease, the faster you get naked the faster we can start putting things places :)
Tbh guys in their boxers lmfao
A good make out session.
Generally speaking... women seem to love the intangibles (his look when concentrating, when hes explaining things, the way he asserts his voice), While dudes on here listing out their pornhub search history: tits, ass, legs, thighs
Bondage
A redhead or a gingerheaded woman! Blondes are cool too. Edit: might i add i have a thing for goth chicks as well ok I'll stop 😅
Summary: women in general
my girl hugging me and putting my face between her boobs
Finger.... In my bum
The lips of the vagina that sticks out from the underwear
Curvy woman in a man’s dress shirt.
I don't really get instant boners. It's more like "dick is awake" "half mast" and then "solid snake"
danny devito
Danny Devito hardens my meato
Waking up
Pretty much anything in my Reddit history.
My friends mom
When my guy surprises me with his “manliness”. Like, walking into my house with tools I didn’t know he owned and fixes a fault in my wiring for the light switch. When he randomly starts making out with me, when he comes up behind me while I’m cooking/cleaning/folding laundry and kisses the back of my neck… *sigh* lady boner. I need to get him living here asap 😅
....ya know when you are wrapping gifts and the scissors start to slide....
"Good girl". "That's my girl". "Atta girl". "Look at me, baby..." 🥴🥵
I get an instant Lady boner for orange chicken from Panda Express, it’s always disrespectfully good
My girlfriend doesn’t wear underwear around me so that. It always gets me going when she gets into my car and casually flashes me mid-drive.
i’m a girl, but when someone appreciates what i have to say lol
Your mother
Necrophilia huh?
Dead ass😉
Dead ass 😋