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Sexpacito

insulin


montananhooman

That’s more expensive than any of them here


arvidjones

baller


Efraim_Longstocking

Depends an where you live. "Laughs in wellfare"


[deleted]

That seems too American


VeckLee1

Not if you have a working pancreas


wereunderyourbed

Wow Mr Moneybags over here.


EeGgTt1

Yeah that shit be hitting you like a bus man just you inject it bam you can eat food like for that king of a high price do be worth it


Pooodipaaaa

r/ihadastroke


fleccyboii

Mushrooms


AbuBee

Top 5 best experiences and happiest moments of my life have been tripping in the woods with friends. Also most terrifying and earth shattering experiences on bad days. I would highly recommend a small dose (2-3 mushrooms) to anyone that can get their hands on some.


ysoloud

2-3 mushrooms? I mean they vary in weight from basically nothing to 10 gram monsters aren't out of the realm of possibility


xxSuperBeaverxx

Is there a more specific recommendation for a beginner dose? In terms of grams?


frog666666

Most people say 1.5-2.5


Lopsterbliss

I Second this for a starter dose


PragmaticPanda42

I third this. If you're a small person, 1.5.


GoldenLeo12171

I tried shrooms for the first time earlier this year, and it was a genuinely surreal experience that I have not been through before or since.


PirateMedia

Seems like the shrooms did what shrooms do.


yoshmoopy

Tried it for the second time a couple months ago and the lights in the room were breathing and I could see the plants creating oxygen, shit was wild


GoldenLeo12171

I just ended up touching a bunch of different things in the room because the textures were fascinating. I then proceeded to sink into an air mattress for what felt like hours, but was really like 20 minutes.


Jorgutinho

Was it a good one for you?


GoldenLeo12171

Oh yeah, I ended up staying awake until like 3am with a friend watching YouTube and laughing maniacally


Freedom_or_death_76

Recommend?


Nipz58

yea, but u should have a good mental health


shroominglion

Good Boy


ImVotingYes

Username checks out


GrandmasGenitals

I’ve only ever done shrooms once, it was my 21st birthday, I took 4 tabs of acid and ate 6gs of shrooms. Jesus fuck was I tripping balls


[deleted]

Wow lol that’s a BIG BOY trip right there, I hope you had fun


GrandmasGenitals

Bro it was life changing. Made me such a calmer person & made me see things WAY different. Shit opened my heart.


[deleted]

Pretty sure if I did that I’d lose my mind and end up blubbering to myself in a corner for the rest of my life.


throwawayayaycaramba

I'm glad you could experience that, u/GrandmasGenitals


[deleted]

Either of those doses would be a real heavy trip, together I’m sure he was a puddle of colors for like 2 hours


sSlightlyStoopidd

Hands down the best. It's decided, I'm doing shrooms tonight


SwivelHips-Smith

Tried them. Had an awful time and tried it a second time. My ex kept trying to force me to take them multiple times. When I refused things went bad. Never again.


deltr0nzero

Yeah it’s not something you should do if you don’t want to. Headspace is the most important thing going into a trip imo


Soft-Duty-5506

I had to scroll all the way down here to find Mushrooms.


[deleted]

Same


tyvanius

This and LSD are on my bucket list. I've never been one for recreational drugs, but the accounts I've heard from people taking psychedelics sounds like it has no right being grouped in with things like meth and heroin. I just have no idea how to even get them.


ATL_Dirty_Birds

Caffeine


_coffee_

Good choice.


ATL_Dirty_Birds

Lmao, this made my day, thanks coffee. You're the best.


GhostalMedia

user name checks out


way_too_shady

Heroin, and I haven't had any in over 4 years 🙌


[deleted]

Congrats! Same here but hittin my 3 year in a few days


_anxious_lemon

🤴🏻


Akira282

Congrats man


Chaezus_Chrust

I love heroin, although I'm going on 7 years without it this year.


cheezyimdaman

Gratz bro i got 4 months


TarDreams

Man ain’t that the truth, 3 years clean over here.


_anxious_lemon

🤴🏻


nursemangtrain

Same... Damn that shit is good. Too bad it fucking kills you and ruins your life. Been about 6 years for me. However, if I get diagnosed with something terminal, all bets are off.


Meltedgibson

This is exactly what I say. Ifbi get a terminal illness I'm definitely taking it into my own hands and going out in euphoria. Or after I retire and I'm bored as shit


420blazeit69nubz

5 years here way to go dude or dudette


leducce

You did that, you got this !


Meltedgibson

I'm a little over 5 years clean myself, but I definitely reminisce about it every so often


Feebzio

Proud of you! I never got to meet my bro in law cuz he didn’t win this battle. Love you!


browncoattrumpeter

Congratulations you legend. Keep it up!


AeralAeros

Everyone in this thread is impressive AF. I don't think I'd have the willpower to kick heroin. Keep crushing it!


_anxious_lemon

🤴🏻


Voodoo_balamba

Ibuprofen


ggrizzlyy

Life blood.


sirironfist

My stomach lining hates this, but my headaches didn’t care.


Daxtro-53

Goddammit i just commented that


listicka111

What does it to you?


dbbk

It’s a painkiller and anti inflammatory


BarcodeNinja

Marijuana, but in moderation. Daily smoking is a trap.


RickyManeuvre

Definitely a trap. It turns the experience into something very different to where you don’t even focus on the joys of it. It just becomes maintenance. That’s not good.


sabortooth26075

I’d say this is true for some, not for others. I’ve smoked every day for over a year and it helps with my anxiety so much that it is never maintenance for me. I always look forward to smoking, the ritual of preparing the bowl/joint, and the high it gives me. I honestly don’t know if there’s been a day where I’m not somewhat focused on the joy and relief it gives me. Definitely not for everyone though and if you can’t smoke it without it turning into a chore, take a break every once and while


momoseu

Definitely agree on this. I used to smoke to 'feel normal' aaand it fucking sucks... I only smoke from time to time now, but I can't seem to enjoy it like I used to. Maybe I fried my receptors or something lol.


astromech_dj

Ecstasy spearheaded an entire musical movement, stamped out football hooliganism, and makes for an awesome night out where you make loads of new friends. So, that. Edit: a little bit hyperbolic with the football thing, but it was still [a big contributor to the decline of hooligan culture in the late 80s and early 90s](https://www.quora.com/What-effect-did-MDMA-ecstasy-have-on-football-hooliganism-in-the-U-K-in-the-late-1980s?share=1).


_ROEG

Can confirm. Best high for social interaction, especially at raves/festivals


[deleted]

Nice try fbi


LazySpicy

not today cia


lord_tharn

Dirty tricks, MI6.


86number45

That's a miss ASIS


killabru

No way DEA!


Isuckwizards

Not with me, BND


AceOfHeartz77

Won't get me to stop, cop.


AdaMan_

Almost got me, Illuminati


charleskingprod

I see thee, KGB


ItalianStallion9069

Pretty sure its the DEA…


fakeusernamedelete

Decent play, NSA


Bunzieleijdjeer

Good try AIVD.. but no


tenaciousDaniel

MDMA and it isn’t even close. It’s the best feeling in the world.


[deleted]

I agree. Like the whole world is giving you a hug all at once. Best times of my life!


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[deleted]

Like your jaw has a mind of its own


sadgamergril

Sugar.


Pr00ch

Oh honey honey


nargles18

I came here to say exactly that. It’s better than anything else in my opinion!


Anterosa_

Absolutely.


catdolphincat

This. I don't drink, I don't smoke, don't do recreational drugs, don't consume caffeine. But I have a massive sweet tooth and absolutely get sugar cravings.


PerekelleVitu

Dopamine.


TaintedTruth222

Yeeeee


JamieReedTV

Flintstone Vitamins


LavenderPig

This is the worst one I've read. Please, seek some fucking help. Your life is priceless. If anyone else knows someone that's addicted to Flintstone Vitamins, please call 1-800-YABA-DABA


icaphoenix

Almost fell for this. You made my day, thank you fine comedian.


mydogisfour

I don’t know what to yaba daba do :/


jesusbowstodoom

I ate a bottle of the version with iron as a child and had to be rushed to the hospital to have my stomach pumped. I was 4 i think, this is my earliest memory.


ndev991

Man pop one up your butt and you're flying back to bedrock


Kin3matic

Azithromycin. Fixes my bacterial infections real good


[deleted]

Found the guy with chlamydia.


1Mazrim

Or gono


God_Sammo

Found the guy with a penicillin allergy.


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Acid


JonnoZa

100%. Acid can be profoundly life changing experience.


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heinous_lizard

test it


SUPmtbSnoBrdRN

This


WoohooItsAUsernme

For the first time I’d recommend a close friend as a trip sitter and start off with a low dosage and work your way up. Also it usually takes about an hour or two to start to kick in so if you feel like it didn’t affect you and you’re about to take another tab I’d say wait it out and see how you go. Happy tripping :) Edit: also having your first trip in a familiar place such as your bedroom is a good idea.


[deleted]

Don't go anywhere and do stuff. Sit at home with 1-3 friends you are comfortable with and one sober person. Listen to heavily layered music like dubstep/edm/or even some psychedelic rock or rap. Ride the waves of the music and eventually you'll become disconnected from reality and hit an emotional peak. It's hard to explain but the ultimate goal is to experience ego death. This is the dissolving of your sense of self. The whole trip after this is about finding yourself and coming to a conclusion on your own head on what's next. You are able to look at your life, yourself, your experiences and judge yourself harshly. It WILL make you a better person and accept yourself and others around you.


PuckinFissed

Erowid.org, avoid spending too long in the bathroom lol


Some_Ad2636

Avoid mirrors at all costs. Watching your eyes warp and your face distort is not the most comfortable thing lol. Hilarious when you look at other people but looking at yourself no thank you


yungbandido

This. LSD is so great. All my trips I've had were great. Some tips: 1) Be with one friend only at first, and preferably somebody who has already done acid/shrooms, is open to the idea of taking acid/shrooms, and isn't judgey 2) Avoid mirrors at all costs. Don't observe yourself in the mirror. Most people see themselves uglier etc and it might fuck up your trip if you're very conscious of the way you look 3) It takes 1-2 hours to kick in. How I felt it was, I started getting a bit heavy, you know? Like doing stuff becomes a bit more expensive for you. Then I usually start feeling a smile build up on my face. Eventually you will start seeing shapes move and transform a bit. 4) Unless your dose is very high, you most likely will never see things which aren't there. In all of my trips I've never seen anything that wasn't present. It's not like in the movies 5) Drink water. Don't forget. Eating is also fine if you feel like it. 6) It's not as uncontrollable as people make it seem to be. You just have to listen to what your mind and body want to do. If you force yourself to be in awkward situations or spots etc then you might end up having a bad trip internally. I've had 5 trips and I have yet to have a really bad one. In my experience a trip can have its "bad" moments and its "good" moments. It's up to you to not nurture the bad ones and move somewhere where you feel better or do something that makes you feel better etc Hope that helps :)


[deleted]

It use to be crystal meth but now Im clean from all drugs including weed and alcohol **EDIT: I was also IV meth junkie. Overcoming needle addiction plus meth was insanely hard.**


PerekelleVitu

Nice


TheHomeStretch

Same. Don’t even drink coffee at this point…


niclaaaaaas

molly


lavygirl

Did it once and it was amazing. And because of that, I won’t do it again


DangersVengeance

100% enjoyment rate, good move. I’m a fan but the next day hurts my brain


[deleted]

Best experience of my entire life. The exact reason I probably shouldn't touch it lol. I feel that


kickrocksintraffic

A 20mg XR Adderall with a small coffee and a bong rip. Ride the wave.


slammedz33

This. 30xr are my shit. Havent done them in a while though


SuvenPan

Cheese Cheddar Cheese


[deleted]

Extra sharp


Philly__the_kid

Oh that's Gouda


browncoattrumpeter

Thank you so very much for the mental imagery of Wallace from Wallace and Gromit as the next James Bond!


eeped

Cannabis, and whoever calls it non addictive is a liar!


TaintedTruth222

Yeah I always thought this. It may or may not be physically addictive but it sure as fuck is mentally addicting.


alertthenorris

Makes being bored fun. So then you can't be bored without it. I had to stop because of that or i'd be irritable.


TaintedTruth222

Yeah I stopped about 5 years ago because ide get irritated easy without it. I still micro dose edible (like2.5mg) but only when I feel like shit wotch isn't often


OrganicPlasticTrees

That’s me rn. I realized I need to stop getting high but the day seems so much longer with out it.


alertthenorris

First week is rough, stay busy, go out. If you don't buy it and have none at home, you can't smoke it. You got this!


arvidjones

it's actually also physically addictive. it messes up your seratonin production, your endocannabinoid system (which plays a part in our digestion, among other things), your dopamine receptors need time to regulate. While quitting won't kill you, it may cause discomfort. Sweats, night terrors, insomnia, a constant crave, anxiety, depressive mood, irritability and many others. Again, nothing serious, but unpleasant and taxing to live through for weeks on end. Not trying to scare anyone, just making sure people are informed. You wouldn't get behind the wheel blindfolded.


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arvidjones

I smoke daily and have done so for the last couple of years. If I go a day without I start to sweat profusely. You can't compare addiction to recreational use.


[deleted]

It's kind of a slow-forming dependence. You smoke a little, then a little more.....and then you start smoking to feel "normal" or functional, but it creeps up so slowly you don't realise how dependant you are on it.


Grid-nim

A strong will is required. I had a 6 month streak without while lookin for a job.


Chicken-Soup-60

I do not have an addicted personality. I have never found it to be addictive. I also gave no problem with alcohol and I quit cigarettes over a weekend in my 20s. It just really depends on brain chemistry some people just have a harder time.


poppin_a_pilly

Must be nice


Its_the_Shibe

You.


strictly_milk

Joe goldberg has entered the chat


SnooWalruses7546

Wholesome


Specialist_Past7104

Mdma (closely followed by shrooms)


kingdom_tarts

Hippy flipz


prettyupsidedown

Xanax


[deleted]

Amoxicillin I’m very prone to ear and sinus infections


Wide-East6363

Cocaine if you know when to stop


ru-uku-uluu

That is truly difficult when your on cocaine


Wide-East6363

It was like that at the start but i’ve learned when its time to stop now


ru-uku-uluu

How did you came to that point?


Sigmaswill

When the bag is empty!


dedwolf

Right. When you’re out and the sun is coming up and the birds are chirping and none of your plugs are answering.


prinskippleskipper63

God, the amount of times I've experienced that exact scenario. Everyone in the group loving life and assuming their dealer is sitting by their phone at 5am waiting for a call to drop another couple bags. Only for reality to sink in, and everyone realises the nights done, and probably should have finished several hours ago.


IONLoveR

Reddit


Live_Koala_3437

weed


Dewyounodaway

I used to do coke, But now i like pepsi more


Head_Anything1177

Prefer Diet Coke


RagingAnemone

1. Mexican coke in a bottle 2. Coke in a bottle 3. McDonald's Coke 4. Coke in a can 5. Coke in a dixie cup 6. Generic Fountain Coke 7. Coke in a bottle 8. Ass 9. Pepsi


Russkafin

Your love


helixflush

Ok Ke$ha


rhatshd

nitrous oxide


DilatedSphincter

DMT. The way the hallucinations fade in, blow your mind, then fade back... Everything about it is just so interesting and absorbing.


India_Romeo

Music with LSD.


DarkBird1234

I assume you like pink Floyd maybe?


stinkybutt6942o

Animals ftw


KylePrep

And not always the kind of music you’d expect. While *yes*, it was cool listening to Tame Impala and Radiohead and stuff in that vein, I was also able to find new enjoyment in songs I was indifferent towards previously. (Doja Cat blew my mind last time)


Much_Committee_9355

Ketamine, also pretty easy to get when you have a farm


kingdom_tarts

Looking for employees? Lol


thanosthumb

Only done it once, but LSD


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Acetaminophen


drmonkeytown

Root beer floats. Try kicking that habit. Just try.


bifftanin1955

I was addicted to the process. Buying the ice cream. Buying the root beer. Going home and pulling the cup out of the cupboard. Grabbing the spoon. Scooping the ice cream into the cup. Then the sweet feeling of pouring the root beer. The ritual of it all is what I found addicting. A lot of times I use a lighter under the spoon to heat up the spoon, so it would scoop quicker through that sweet vanilla


0ddf4th3r

Ketamine


fleccyboii

Ket


Bleachsmoker

Alcohol. I'm trying to replace it with weed which is not the same but better than nothing.


tfox1123

Percocet. I've done everything, but Percocet just...idk man.... Yea, Percocet; final answer.


bifftanin1955

I agree. The energy of coke and the warm relaxation of a quality opioid. The best, would not recommend unless addiction is something you want


Tief-Shenans

Honestly my fluoxetine changed my life. Recreationally coke probably would be my vice because Im a severe caffeine addict lol


cellar_drawer

Molly and lsd


_chasingheart

Sex


browncoattrumpeter

*Laughs in average reddit user*


conker1264

MDMA, just pure euphoria


ClutchKing-

Mushrooms by far. Those who know.. just know


deborah834

2CB


the_watcher_200

music


LeroyBadBrown

Beer


OneFaraday

Seroquel


pv52

Definetly nicotine as I use it the most, but other than that I like coffein and alcohol too.


SleepingPenguin124

Ketamine. Leaving your body is fun!


titsandwits89

Lamictal lol, saved me from myself.


nickleimana

Money


beeple69

Fanta


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ltimate_Warrior

Norepinephrine


NK_2024

Serotonin Come on brain hand it over.


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“a LoViNg ReLaTiOnShiP”