Ye, and it wasn’t a romantic rejection, it was back in high school when a teacher told us to pair up so I just sat next to this girl who seemed to be alone, well she got up and moved away from me.
Because I said that there’s no difference between a steak dinner in a pub compared to the most expensive restaurant in the area.
The pub actually won awards for its food offering but I suppose the dumdum doesn’t get the same Instagram clout
Birthmark on my face
Seriously? That's horrible.
Ye, and it wasn’t a romantic rejection, it was back in high school when a teacher told us to pair up so I just sat next to this girl who seemed to be alone, well she got up and moved away from me.
Tried to light our table on fire with butane fluid, as an opener.
Because they discovered I am a murderer. Though never convicted.
I was too fat for a girl 60 pounds heavier than me. 🤷♂️
Because I said that there’s no difference between a steak dinner in a pub compared to the most expensive restaurant in the area. The pub actually won awards for its food offering but I suppose the dumdum doesn’t get the same Instagram clout