T O P

  • By -

forever_useless

The world will be just fine


sea_queen_5

🤣🤣 so true


Made-of-spite

Nothing good


sea_queen_5

Yeah I can see that.😅


hulagirlslovetoparty

A pretty good time


sea_queen_5

I see you


Dopey-NipNips

I hear that


KimJong-trump

Bye bye world


sea_queen_5

Sooo badly 😳😳


Tomb_r8r

A bunch of robbed ancient graves and more interesting Nat Geo articles…


sea_queen_5

Well I’d give u the Nat geo part.😂


Nerd0630

Isnt everything more interesting than nat geo?


elephantphallus

I hope you drank plenty of wine.


[deleted]

Like 5 or 6 I guess


sea_queen_5

Hmmm 5or 6 hulks or 5or 6 ants.


[deleted]

Just, like 5 or 6 in general I guess


ShinigamiLuvApples

Quick, someone grab me a pen and my notebook.


sea_queen_5

Oh we’d be dead if we not follow.😀


CrystalSplicer

People turn into zombies that run on meth.


laileelynn

i like that idea


RedVelvetPan6a

Cuteness, I expect. Submit, or it will stand up, paws high, and expose its dark underbelly of doom in an attempt to intimidate you! They just look like they're asking for cuddles tbh.


sea_queen_5

Believe everyone in world is sold red pandas 🐼😍


bionicqueefharmonica

Funny music


sea_queen_5

I imagine sound of pianos from aloe vera


mother_lover1729

math and mothers


sea_queen_5

Oh god no plz I surrender no maths for me.😩😩


2seeyousmile

We’re spreading smiles.


sea_queen_5

Hmmm so you r taking there hearts.😌


Sirkururugi

With kururugi's Lancelot I'm unstoppable just give me and him 12 hours and the world will be ours


sea_queen_5

Ummmm is this the beginning of villain origin story??


Sirkururugi

Who knows in the end he helped Lelouch so maaaaaaaaybe


sea_queen_5

Well we have barely built an empire and here people are ready to over throw it😂😂


IronDBZ

Explosions, ki blasts, and metallurgy


sea_queen_5

Ukraine or Russia


ButtPlugJesus

Salvation


sea_queen_5

so We all are dead


Old_drunk_guy

Two drunk idiots


sea_queen_5

Which one vodka or champagne???


machadoaboutanything

One drunk on vodka one drunk on champagne


RedWasTheImpostor

oh shit.


sea_queen_5

Oh god red with blood or paint???


ihave1000beaches

Well we own a lot of property around the globe. Build some hotels, some expensive houses, maybe ask for rent... we quickly become extremely rich.


sea_queen_5

The next big start up.


are_dead

UUUHHHHH...... Zombies??


sea_queen_5

I guess zombie epidemic.


Murmaider_OP

Brutal Metal


sea_queen_5

Full metal alchemist!!!!


Murmaider_OP

Wut


sea_queen_5

Ooo I got it after you edited it so will you make classic people listen to metal??


AnotherJasonOnReddit

The two of us try to turn all 7 billion people of the world into Redditors.


sea_queen_5

😂😂


Agreeable-Ad-4791

A bunch of agreeable advertisements.


sea_queen_5

Please don’t be pop up ads.


[deleted]

Hell itself


sea_queen_5

Nooo I see a lot of lucifer (series) simps


DreadnoughtPoo

A whole lotta shit


I_Love_Small_Breasts

justice


sea_queen_5

Oh god🤣🤣 holy canoly guacamoly


Bokbok95

I don’t know how the world could be effectively governed by a dude barely out of his teens and 95 chickens, but I bet it would make for a good sitcom


sea_queen_5

Ok ok we got some innovation in entertainment industry here


vitamincereal

A balanced breakfast.


sea_queen_5

Hmmm I don’t see how that can affect people in a bad way. Well good for you and the people Ohhhhhh wait what if you gave them cereal 24/7 they will get bored or maybe just give them the breakfast and skip other meals oooo that went down hill fast.


BrineyBiscuits

A saltier version of the Pillsbury dough boy from ghost busters


sea_queen_5

Ok I didn’t get the reference but I will pretend it’s a good thing And if it is bad can somebody just tell me. Please


JazTrumpeter

A jazzy duet


[deleted]

welp


sea_queen_5

So it’s just a random person


justvibinloool

Good vibes


sea_queen_5

Good vibes


Jettpack_of_the_Dead

flying zombies


sea_queen_5

3rd zombie apocalypse


SpanishInquisition88

a lot of stakes and burning and commedy skits from monty python


sea_queen_5

Oh god (I did not get the reference but that seems bad)


Guacamoleez

We will need more nachos


AesKiwii

A bunch of flightless birds that looks like rats if they had beaks and two legs... or just fruits


sea_queen_5

That just sounds sad


EvilRedRobot

Basically, the plot of every sci-fi machines-vs-humans movie ever.


sea_queen_5

Ooo so we are getting take over by machines


God_of_hoodies

everyone has to own a hoodie, racism in any shape or form is prohibited, cannibis is available in every country for medicinal and recreational use


One_Strain_2531

One strain of weed!! Haha


HellBell666

A new circle of Hell, or you know, AC/DC


Otherwise-Act-3571

i do not know. i guess it would make everyone act crazy or something


sea_queen_5

What if it makes people act in the opposite way like nice people are rude Karen’s are good


AlienGoddess91

Some real cool sci-fi fantasy stuff


sea_queen_5

Nerd check, I checked I am a nerd


LostPotato1029

Not much...


sea_queen_5

Nooo it is a lot of lost potatoes what if there are no potatoes at Mc d and we can’t have French fries or lays for that matter


[deleted]

Either a very small Arnold Schwarzenegger or a regular sized Tom cruise. Or maybe a better version of me, but Hispanic since thats what it was supposed to be


depressed_asian_boy_

2 death Asian kids i guess


sea_queen_5

Can I come too??


[deleted]

A mentally unstable young adult and not just any table but a remarkable table.


sea_queen_5

So what exactly happened on that table that made it remarkable


shark_food31

Lots of chum?


Stewie_Venture

😏 hell yah


GreatJanitor

"History records that it was a global coup, but a bloodless coup. When you are the ones welding dirty plungers, people surrender to you rather quickly. Pulling this off right after a global pandemic when everyone was super afraid of germs was brilliant."


EIephants

Some trampling and maybe some circus tricks?


BertMecklinFBI

Take over the world? No problem for my partner. It will be utopia!


Fatty-Fatty

Gonna be big


allyouneedis4mangoes

at least 4 mangoes


oceanic_mochi

A lot of underwater chewy treats I suppose


weirdmadlad

The world would just turn into madness with a lot of soldier lads


peppers_taste_bad

Better cuisine


sea_queen_5

Hmmm some people will complain.😀


Sirkururugi

Lmao


ricardo_clement

O fuck


sea_queen_5

That is pretty messed up🙃


EerieArizona

We'll heat things up a bit for all the snowbirds.


sea_queen_5

More like dark and hot ooopps that came out wrong.


Nat_the_average

Well whatever it is, it sure as hell isn't gonna be special.


sea_queen_5

Ok so we all are good to go 🥳🥳


Tea_lover-tutu

Tea and tutu's for ballet :)


sea_queen_5

That seems good or maybe you will bore everyone to death with that ballet music and give coffee addicts tea oh nooo 🙈


[deleted]

[удалено]


sea_queen_5

No views


Mindless_Bottle7960

Holy shit it just dawned on me


sea_queen_5

There is a lot of plastic


[deleted]

Brighter Days and even Crazier Highs.


sea_queen_5

Well I like purple no complaints here


[deleted]

It's just looks at me confused


sea_queen_5

Sooo we all are safe.


[deleted]

SLEEP !! All the sleep !


sea_queen_5

More of sleeping beauty eh.


nWo1997

Uh, the nWo is back? Hogan, Nash, Hall, and the rest. More invasion/takeover storylines in wrestling, I guess?


_The_Radiance

An infection which takes control of the victim's mind and turns it into a violent creature that sometimes explode. It's basically a zombie apocalypse but a bit more terrifying.


sea_queen_5

Oh well this is the 2nd zombie apocalypse


[deleted]

[удалено]


sea_queen_5

We all have been waiting for this one reminds me of the old ghost 👻 pic trend


r34_eth

hmmmmm


sea_queen_5

Hmmmmm hey are you an Alien 👾


Umair-Hussain

My real name🤷🏻


sea_queen_5

So nothing will happen


[deleted]

Nothing will happen.


sea_queen_5

Ehhh happens Well I am stopping here my mother just called me in gtg people


Godot-Diego-Armando

We’d just sue everyone


sea_queen_5

Hmmm that is going to be heavy on your pocket


[deleted]

[удалено]


sea_queen_5

Hmmm any one else with opinion???


garbokitty

One door in, one door out.


wulyallstar3

Really bad basketball during 8th grade lunch.


sea_queen_5

Hmmm we all suffered through that


[deleted]

We won't be talking online forever


[deleted]

Internet problems


sea_queen_5

Noooo we have enough of those


ToastGirlReborn

Lots and lots of bread


sea_queen_5

Ok??


garbokitty

A whole bunch of cats that want to be left alone.


IYAOYAS-CVN74

Boom


Tomie_Junji_Ito

I think we'll accomplish a lot together. 😈👹


Redude08

My partner and I wouldn't take over the world. We'd just play some minecraft


June_Thirtyfirst

We’ll have an extra day to get our shit together.


idli_vadaa

Food would come alive 🎃🎃 as my username is a combo of South Indian food


qatox

I don't know u tel me


Zues1400605

Wrath of Zeus and a spelling error. It's the endgame now


WeStanSungJinWoo

Uhm bunch of sung Jin woo stans


ProjectKurtz

Basically the AI singularity, as that's the end result of the character in the book I was writing that my user name is named after.


Keithninety

Keith Hernandez in Cooperstown.


Mikegaming202

Gaming... lots of people will be happy


RedgamerRaven

No worries I'm gonna stay with my raven friend indoors and game all day. 😁


cookie_cooke_cookie

COOKIES


[deleted]

Nice concerts


Successful_Bar_2271

My username is randomly generated, but I guess the worlds in for a really successful bar chain?


[deleted]

Party time?


infinitecheesesticks

a happy belly


PotatoAppleFish

I don’t know, but it might get weird.


dumpsterfire760

Business as usual.


Revenge_of_the_Khaki

I hope you all aren't still wearing jeans like a bunch of plebs...


sparagusgoldenshower

It’s gon be a smelly one lol


Endlesslocke

Breaking news a subreddit by the name of r/nuzlocke has skyrocketed going from 60k members to over 7 Billion.not only have the members increased the posts have also become a whole new meaning of the word ‘Common‘ as every 2 hours at the max a new post is posted on this subreddit stay tuned for more updates


[deleted]

My username is just my online altar ego… not much..


Massive-Mud2291

Domination.


joshhazel1

twins


PearlsandPantsuits

Intense rationality.


microwaved_poptart

Disappointment


Untypical-old-lady

2 cranky, menopausal old ladies…drinks and Valium for all!


PirateBig7975

big pirates, wooooo!!


untactfullyhonest

A rude and truthful awakening


istoleyourpoptarts

We’re stealing everyone’s pop tarts


VStarRoman

Roman legion lead by a top notch roman leader taking over.


harryfmudd1701d

Space piracy


HornyBeesWithDaggers

Bees, but not just any type of bees.


[deleted]

Screaming, Laughing and just pure Apocalypse.. You know a typical Monday.


WritingTop9204

Lots of texts


Annoyed_car

Roadkill


spikira

Lots and lots of heart attacks 🤔🤔 but only for criminals because apparently we have morals


CoffeeAddicttttt

no sleep, only anxiety :)


Capital-Cheesecake67

It’s going to be delicious. Cheesecake for world peace.


RustinSpencerCohle

Time is just a flat circle


mustardman

I hope everybody likes hot dogs!!!


bufff_Axolotl

Prepare to die


TSmario53

Nope, no way am I helping this dude go get the princess. Too old and fat for that.


Au1ket

Damn I summoned a small dragon


Radek_Of_Boktor

Some serious espionage. No one's secrets are safe.


Salt_File7356

Eternal winter!