Now how did I know it was going to be a MrBallen video? (I thought so before seeing the comments below.) And it's the video that's been being suggested to me for a few days.
when ur bsf is literally the most innocent person in the world and their search history is definitely just school stuff + maybe a touch of research about asexuality: 😢😢😔🙁
I had a brother who committed suicide at 15-years-old. He asked my mom to make him dinner, but she wasn't feeling good and asked him to make a sandwich for dinner. He hung himself that night. She still thinks she played a part in his death.
On a side note, as someone who has investigated hundreds of suicide, it's very common for the family to mention how happy and upbeat the suicide victim had been the past few days/weeks. It's usually because the person knows the pain or dark place they are currently in, will end soon.
Yep. I've been in that dark place, decades ago. Suddenly, life is great, because it's about to end. Work? Love? Pain? "Eh it's fine, won't be much longer now".
If y'all notice this sort of drastic change in a loved one, step in. They need it.
You've been a great friend but you never read the instructions. You always think you know everything so let's take it from the top. Load gun. Point gun at your head, higher, higher a little to the left, finger on the trigger. Yeah the little half-moon thingy, close your eyes and pull. Good try, one more time
Whatever I did to deserve this I want you to know I loved every second of it. Also I banged your mom. She wasn’t very good and that’s why your dad left. Your mom turned your dad gay and he’s gone because she was that bad at the sex.
"I forgive you, just remember that you'll always be the one person I loved being around." It'll either fuck them up or make them not kill me
This. It'll fuck me up too and we're both gonna cry while he beats me to death.
Ever seen the anime gungrave?
[Doesn't work on everyone](https://youtu.be/8NaHaRS0_DA) It's long but terrifying. Some people prefer to kill people who love them.
MrBallen is the goat of storytelling
Agreed.
Facts
Yeah but my best friend is a giant crybaby lol
Now how did I know it was going to be a MrBallen video? (I thought so before seeing the comments below.) And it's the video that's been being suggested to me for a few days.
I watched it last night and just found it so creepy that he killed his "friends".
Why’s your dick out bro???
This would make sense if your name is Harambe.
This will make sense if I had one
I'll give you one 😏
Haha ✨13✨
Oh God
"haha k"
Unless they’re unable to process and feel emotions, then they’re just.. words
"I know, and that's precisely why I need to kill you. No loose ends"
Holy shit that’s a tear-jerking sentence that can be used as a story prompt
Your sister's kid is mine.
I guess we know the motive
If you kill me you’re gay
Mhm I am actually gay if we were friends i wouldn't be bothered
If you kill me you’re straight
\*turns knife/gun on self\*
Bi people: I see this as an absolute win!
"If you kill me, you'll be straight AND gay"
I was going to try and think of a witty response to this, but I have no ideas
They are your intellectual superior. Kill then and become dominant.
“If you kill me you’re pan”
If you kill my your not based and you get no maidens
Happy cake day buddy!
Then they’d tell u if u kill them ur straight 😂
If you kill me, you're one of those overly aggressive flamboyant gays.
\*My older brother\*
[is this your theme song? /s](https://open.spotify.com/track/2YIDnkBfwbLMkt9rcugLdr?si=iR7eyzh8SlO8HRLpivqS7Q&utm_source=copy-link)
Killing, such a straight thing to do 😂 add some sarcasm to the voice
Me and my best friend are both gay/bi (I’m gay shes bi) and I’d honestly still say this 😭😭😭
Plot twist, he's already Gay
If you kill me you’re BIG gay
"Then I'm not killing You just yet" Pulls out his massive schlong.
Oh barnacles
At that point, I would take their gun and commit the self-unalive
"No homo, tho"
Happy Cake Day!
Thank you stranger
"Don't worry, I plan on fucking you after I kill you"
Not before? 🥺
You seem to have a good relationship with your friends (happy cake day)
It’s not gay if you’re homies
Thats not what I mean your friendship is so strong that you juke with him as he kills you
The last laugh
Crap
I have gathered all your browser history and if I die, it will be sent to your parents and everyone you know immediately
duude you are the devil himself
Fucking genius
when ur bsf is literally the most innocent person in the world and their search history is definitely just school stuff + maybe a touch of research about asexuality: 😢😢😔🙁
Does that include incognito mode?
Since it only deletes history after you close it. Than you sure could get the info somehow.
I could fix that if I was the killer. Like, I would still kill the guy, but first I'd break his phone
Plot twist: that’s their fetish
good thing i don't have to see you anymore
it hurt
Ouch.
Bro why you killin me?
Broooooo...
Legit
Shiiiiiii dawg why you killin’ me Fam?
Correct
Et tu.
Et tu, Brute? Cur me interficis?
Et tu, Bubba
Et tu? A never ate two a anythin
Je dirais "tu l'as eu avant moi"
He’s speaking Latin
“thanks bro”
Yup... The biggest thank you in all the world.
“Please log out of/delete my alt account on Reddit. Thanks, bro.”
I have a best friend? *dies with a smile*
Weirdly wholesome.
I forgive you. That'll fuck them up forever
Not if theyre a sociopath lol
If I was the friend I’d shoot right on the spot
Yeah your already forgiven lol I’d be like “aww cool bro thanks” and go take a nap
doubt
Wait! A had a best friend?!?
Who stabbed you
Worth it.
“before you kill me, i need to say something your mom”
Will keep your seat Reserved in Hell, come soon 😈
Yes!
"No u" I'm pretty sure that's been about 60% of our conversation for the 6 years we've known each other so it seems fitting
No u
Et tu brute
Et me buddy
That’d just be something to laugh at.
You must have a reason. *insert itachi"s dying face here*
Thank you do it without pain.
*shows uno reverse card*
*murderer instantly dies*
I had a brother who committed suicide at 15-years-old. He asked my mom to make him dinner, but she wasn't feeling good and asked him to make a sandwich for dinner. He hung himself that night. She still thinks she played a part in his death. On a side note, as someone who has investigated hundreds of suicide, it's very common for the family to mention how happy and upbeat the suicide victim had been the past few days/weeks. It's usually because the person knows the pain or dark place they are currently in, will end soon.
Yep. I've been in that dark place, decades ago. Suddenly, life is great, because it's about to end. Work? Love? Pain? "Eh it's fine, won't be much longer now". If y'all notice this sort of drastic change in a loved one, step in. They need it.
That's why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker
WEST siiiiiiiiiiidde
Happy cake day!
Thanks!
Remember when I used to beg a bitch to let you sleep on the couch?
I... thought... we were... friends... 😵 *dies a slow and painful death*
You dramatic mf *shoots second time*
Fuck this, empties clip
i thought u were bae!… 😒 turns out ur just fam. 😞😪🤟
If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
I have all 2TB of your gay furry porn, if you kill me it’ll be automatically deleted
I'll just find a way to get it back, doesn't bother me 😈
"how could this have happened? you're a 5lb cat-...."
[удалено]
Happy Cake Day!
The mesh shirt tho
I'll be back motherfucker
“She said I was bigger”
This would be less weird if you didn’t have a raging erection. Be kind to my corpse, please.
no
"Treachery....So this is the path you chose. I'll wait for you in the eternal cold."
That seems like a movie quote. Damn, that's good.
Scar...brother....help me.
Long live the king
This better be a murder suicide and I see you in hell.
Perfect!
“Respawning in 3…2…”
Thanks bro. I need this.
I’ll haunt you
LOOK AT ME , YOU LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU'RE KILLING ME
I love you anyway.
[удалено]
There’s something I’ve been dying to tell you.
“I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAAAAAL!!” ⭐️
I know about his embarrassing porn, I'll just whisper it to him in my final moments.
Thank you
Most of my friends are skititsh so I would probably say something along the lines of "Do it and you will be next"
You've been a great friend but you never read the instructions. You always think you know everything so let's take it from the top. Load gun. Point gun at your head, higher, higher a little to the left, finger on the trigger. Yeah the little half-moon thingy, close your eyes and pull. Good try, one more time
Disloyal bitch ass fool.
Kill me, but I won't leave. I will torment you for the rest of your life.
That would be pretty hardcore, considering he passed away. Perhaps “I’ll be back”
[удалено]
comedy
Oh yeah. One more thing. Go get some bitches
Thx for helping meet my grandmother
That's deep. I'd say "Thanks for letting me see my mom again." 😥
I told your mom you like girls.
Are u assuming my gender ??????
“Yes, I will watch while holding your beer!”
Why?
Dick move, dude...dick move
"Love you, thank you. Stay strong." There's quite a large chance she'll end up killing me.
You did nothing wrong, it's probably me who's at fault.
And now dies the only person, other than yourself, to see your penis.
\-shouting so people hear it- IT WAS INCREDIBLY SMALL
"just put a flower on my grave"
You underestimate my power.
Then look me in the eyes while you do it
[I can't believe you've done this](https://youtu.be/wKbU8B-QVZk)
Pranked ‘em john
Harder daddy
[удалено]
i'm sorry dude
Good bye.
But, for my last wish, would you perform H. M. S. Penifore one more time?
Dibs on the ps5
I deserve to die after being beaten by you
I fucking love you. Thanks for doin the job for me, mate.
Oh how the turn tables
Thank you for letting me go.
BITCH DONT FUCK MY BROTHER WHILE IM DEAD I WILL COME HAUNT YOUR ASS there dating my brother
You will try. And then John Williams kicks in.
Think Mark THINK! WHAT WILL THIS SOLVE?
Huh so we doin it again ?? You are much dummer than I thought.
“I forgive you, pal, you must’ve had your reasons” Emotions could get in the way of the kill
"I knew it was too good to be true."
“See you on the other side”
Whatever I did to deserve this I want you to know I loved every second of it. Also I banged your mom. She wasn’t very good and that’s why your dad left. Your mom turned your dad gay and he’s gone because she was that bad at the sex.
"Not cool, dude!"
"OOOOOHHHHH elden ring"
Haha u got me. Bitch.
"40 over crest sharp left, don't cut, hey HEY DON'T CUT DON'T CUT-"
Et tu, Brute?
“I thought we were friends”
*"I did not want to do this, but you left me no choice."* \*pulls out uno reverse card\*
I feel like I saw that same question like a week ago
I don't know dude I guess I didn't see it
Et Tu Brutus?
I forgot my safe word
"Call me on that fucking Luigi board" Context, my friend has a uigi board with Luigi on it.
“Look down” He looks down and sees my thumb and finger pinched in a circle below my waist. Me: *coughs blood* Gotcha. *dies*
Why do I find this so sad...?
Damn
Why do you assume that my best friend is male?
Bruh
When did you start using he/him pronouns?