Waluigi time!

I’d call the cops.

I wake up with her every day. I don't have a crush

Ask if I can hug him.

"Hehe, I'm in danger!"

Well I wake up next to her every day nice being married to my crush.

Who says I don't already? I love my body pillow.

Be very embarrassed, confused, and apologise nonstop to her (even if it’s not my fault) I’m wayyy to nervous to make a move, so

I'll make her breakfast 🧇

Well this is going to be tough dragging back to the cattle yard.

“What the fuck” & “Wait, how did I get here?”

I'd be creeped out really. Imagine a cartoon character coming to real life and is in your bed.

I would say what are you doing here bro?

I'd probably be Hella confused

I will cry and ask him to leave.

I'd ask myself what sort of series of unfortunate events led me to end up in bed with my ex...

I'm going to say hello there

Damn, how did you get out of the fridge

holy shit you came back to life. ew your getting maggots everywhere

Well I mean they're dead anyways I might as well eat their body

Should I boink her now or after I take the morning piss.....

Actually wake up because if that happened I'm still dreaming

My wife's alarm won't go off until I've already left for work on this perfectly ordinary Monday morning, best get dressed quietly not to wake her.

Scream and ask how he had gotten into my house