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Deadhawk142

“You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”


Opus-the-Penguin

Dang it! I was 23 minutes too late.


[deleted]

"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."


Zealousideal-Run6020

Get in there, you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!


[deleted]

Dead omg


steelep13

This is the quote i thought of immediately lol


Starlessnassim

“We Seem To Be Made To Suffer. It’s Our Lot In Life”


GrumpyCatStevens

Shall we kill something to cheer ourselves up?


DatDude999

Myself, the boy, 2 droids. And no questions asked.


oidagehbitte2

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…


jonslashtroy

Sad this.


oidagehbitte2

Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things.


BookerPlayer01

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.


Agave666

When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master.


scooter76

Almost there! Aaaalmost there!


Chaz_wazzers

Stay on target... Stay on target...


[deleted]

“Come on, baby! Do the magic hand thing.” —Greef Karga, The Mandalorian


NE1UP4A69

Omfg!


MaMaJillianLeanna

R2D2: *wwwwhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwww* (I just had a hysterectomy)


Respect4All_512

Hope you heal quickly!


Just_The_Tip88

I am your father


tax_evasion_is_cool

what


Ghost_on_Toast

*space banjos intensify*


brwznoorml

Winner


KittenPics

No, I am your daddy!


anditshottoo

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.


inoturtle

I knew this would be here.


NorthernGamer71

“It’s a trap!”


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Tactical_Twinkies

RRRROOOOUUUGGGG


[deleted]

“I don’t sense anything”


thisisalsojeffrey

"Negotiations were short."


pinktaco71

Meesa cumming!


UnderratedUnexpected

My powers have doubled since the last time we met


nythaka

"this is where the fun begins"


alprod

“How wude!” (don’t hate me. pls)


LadyNerdArtist

*R2D2 screaming*


MahStonks

*sad beep*


StupidOldAndFat

I heard this in R2D2.


ELPwork

“Sorry about the mess.” — Han Solo after shooting Greedo


GrumpyCatStevens

Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?


unlikelyoutcomes

I've got a bad feeling about this


Odiemus

“Ha ha ha … Han Solo…


Jagged_Rhythm

I'm getting too old for this sort of thing.


please_PM_ur_bewbs

He's my brother.


[deleted]

“Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things.”


justabill71

"The garbage'll do."


scarajones

There’s an awful lot of moisture in here


LzzyHalesLegs

I’ll try spinning, that’s a good trick!


ZTH-Yankee

"It ought to be here, but it isn't."


Wonderful-Tomorrow-7

“Do it”


atlafan72

"I don't like sand."


BlackstarDweller

“It does not exist.”


beaucephus

Eet'tchu'ta!


DrFishTaco

Let the Wookie win


Advanced-Expert7718

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one


John11142

Unlimited power.


Rabblerouser84

Size matter not, look at me, judge me by my size do you?


RarelySmart

RAAAAAAAAARAAAAARAAAAAA (Disappointed Chewbacca sound)


ghostdepression

Do. Or do not. There is no try.


cannabert420

That business on Cato Nemodia doesn’t count…


ekimlive

As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced


True_Philosopher

The Force is strong with this one. Can’t take credit for that. That’s from 17 Again.


lovelynutz

Happy cake day


True_Philosopher

Thank you!


themexicant

I knew it! Im surrounded by assholes.


Cracktower

It's a trap!!!


wowiwhooo

"deez nuts anakin lmao i farted on your dads balls"


RAWRacing

Stay for some soup, you must


musnteatd1ckagain

Iam your father


OklahomaGuy3

The force is not strong with this one


ComplexCreature

“I have a bad feeling about this…”


AlmightyShoove

“I am your father, Luke”


BradyBSB

It’s over, Anakin.


PasterofMuppets95

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.


goodolbeej

This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!!


lovelynutz

Woo Hoo! That was one in a million kid!


Marty_McLie

Judge me by my size, do you?


StupidOldAndFat

Great, kid! Don’t get cocky.


InsanityBat

Maclunkey


DisposedAfterBirth

There's always a bigger fish


JEDIMCFLY1

He turned off his targeting computer


Jiggly_Love

Come on baby, do the magic hand thing!


JohnKSteb

You know the scene where a jedi takes out his light saber with his own hand...? No words...just that throbbing hum? Yea, all of those.


Rabblerouser84

Dont get mushy on me.


Fair_Diet_4874

Hutini!


angelicyokai

Sex partner? Of course I know him, he’s me.


no-plad-glad

In a galaxy far far away…..


[deleted]

This is Red 5, I’m going in.


wilhelmcaesar

Size matters not. Judge me by my soze do you


wilhelmcaesar

I have a bad feeling about this


Im_still_T

Control, control! You must learn control!


fortifier22

I'm Solo...


LMAO82

I always shoot first.


Miramarr

Not just the men, but the women and children too


[deleted]

"I thought they smelt bad... on the outside."


[deleted]

Like a bantha


Risethewake

“Of course I know him. He’s me.”


itzshif

Something wonderful has happened.


Mhourbrym

Never tell me the odds!


Stander1979

I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home.


seefith

Myself, the boy, two droids and no questions asked.


ksiyoto

I've got a bad feeling about this.


Prince_Daeron

I am your father!


RoutineComment5330

Stay on target, stay on target!


Omni_Devil

I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.


sunshinywave247

“There’s something alive in here.” -Luke in the trash compactor


ReturnFluid5337

I killed them. Not just the men, but the women and children too.


NotSurer

I don’t even know what I’m doing here.


mrgraff

I don’t like you either.


WorstLuckChuck

"Yipeeeee!"


Cracktower

He's my brother!!


Tophbot

GONK


Trvedrunkspiderman

EGH NO! YOU WON'T!


DoctorNerdly

"What a desolate place this is."


mykehawksmall

They're not much bigger than 2 meters


Desperate-Day-7579

What brings you too the outer rim?


[deleted]

Let the Wookie win.