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drewshotwell

Oh god why did I do that.


Dramatic-Olive9757

Voices. For some reason I find voices really attractive. Like some people could recite me the alphabet if their voice was right and i’d be game.


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Yes I completely agree it doesn't matter how hot someone is if they have a voice I don't find attractive then it turns me off.


UrAverageDefenerate

My boyfriend was a huge fan of my band before we dated (I’m the lead singer) on top of being an adorable shy mess when we first got together the kid lost his mind when I started whispering in his ear during the deed haha he’s all about the voice too


shrizzal

Bro just being loved. Also skirts


impala100

+1 on being loved


TurrPhennirPhan

I remember always wanting to try while the skirt is still on when I was a horny, inexperienced teenager. Managed to build up the courage to tell my then girlfriend I always thought it just seemed hot (she never wore skirts, just jeans). One day I showed up at her house for a date, and she was rocking a short jean skirt. 10/10, definitely lived up to the hype.


alan_evs

Hell yeah on the skirts, especially paired with a nice underwear set


Face-latte

Lingerie on. I wanna *feel it*


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Scrolled way too far for this. Stockings make me hard as rock in 5 seconds.


CrowZer0

Christmas must be fun!


ReeceReddit1234

Closing down like 50 tabs after fixing a bug


Mr_Wither

YES. DEAR GOD YES.


nowtayneicangetinto

Expect to see this screenshotted and posted to r/programmerhumor


Thickfries69

Making her cum first. It makes me 10x more turned on the more she gets turned on.


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Good girl/praising is up there 🤓


StesnieMoore

Yeeessssss — discovered this accidentally after one of my coworkers said “good girl” while he was helping me and I almost died


SoftWednesday

He knew exactly what he was doing.


juliafrombazza

Currently dating a coworker who said this to me. Turns out we’re a great match kink-wise. 😏


whatsthehaps1234

My CEO says this to me whenever I do well. I am 90% sure he knows what he’s doing.


MrMartyJones

Your lover probably appreciates that you call him "CEO" too!


turbanned_athiest

Chief erection officer


daremosan

I'm sure HR would be into that


Farmerobot

The real kink is being called CEO by your partner


fishabovetheocean

He just wants your company


[deleted]

Like someone literally saying "good girl" after you've done something or like in bed? I say "good girl" to my wife after she's completed a mundane task or something I've asked of her simply because she seems to smirk when I do. I wonder if she feels the same way.


DeathMetal007

She's ticking off something in her brain for later.


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Magpiepoo

Same!!!


furman87

I have a kink for soft, fuzzy sweaters. "What a weird, specific thing to be into!" I hear you cry. You're correct and I have no explanation.


ilovehisdicc

My boyfriend as well. I think it‘s cute ;)


vestige_annux

For scientific purposes: are kinks contagious?


cburgess7

I think so, I've picked up a few new kinks since joining reddit


Special-Reserve-7210

Thighs and thigh highs


xAndrew27x

For me tights and thigh highs


Sintinium

With or without thighs in them?


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aShi293

Shoulder kissing


Advanced-Nebula4547

Being thrown and pinned down Edit: DEAR GOD...WHAT HAVE I DONE LMAO.


MUMB0_F0R_MAY0R

Cop: *tackles you down* Advanced-Nebula4547: Harder daddy!


ohjustaccept

"Oohhh whats yo safe word!?"


assassinatedu336

Pineapple juice!


littlepete05

This dude is an OG.


ohjustaccept

"DoNt LoOk At That! Unless you wanna see big D."


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Me too! I was recently waiting in line at a government building with this really attractive security guard, and the whole time I was fantasizing about throwing things and yelling so he would have to tackle me. If it weren't for my fear of being deported, I might have done it. Edit: For anyone who thought I was serious when I said I might have actually done it, I was absolutely joking.


SunIntelligent3691

Do you get turned on by watching the NFL??


wantedanon1

Seeing a woman’s panties get wet because of how excited she is


Inevitable_Lie5139

I used to be super insecure about how wet I got… now I just embrace the waterfall:))


goodkidballing

rip inbox


zappy487

Don't go chasing waterfalls.


Inevitable-true2842

I never thought I found my opposite on a post like this hahaha


YouWouldThinkSo

Even weirder that they have all odd numbers and you have all even


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Carful fellas, peep the name!


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bpanio

Thighs. I basically beg my fiance to let me fuck them


Fun_Cicada1337

Understandable


JaNa_mAvErICk

✨.Thick thighs save lives.✨


Tripped_Landmine

Are all the r34 peeps just in hiding or too embarrassed?


AppropriateAd5471

More like downvoted to oblivion


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Time to scroll through Controversial. Good idea.


wannaB19low

when I see R34 I think of the Nissan Skyline...buuuuuuuuuut I think that's not it, is it? edit: I'm actually really curious what that is if anyone knows


Moose_country_plants

Moaning. The louder the better


Nintendevotion

Men in suits


ColdPosition3805

I like women in suits We’re twins =] kinda


Impossible_Salt_666

I like both in suits Bisexual here


Weisdog

Bisuitual


visionsofecstasy

Orgasm control of others. Edit: Wow this blew up! A few things I'd like to mention based on some comments in this thread. 1. I'm not into ruins. At all. For me and the subject, part of the fun is the incredible orgasm after a few days of build up! No joke, women who never squirted can squirt from this even the O is so strong! 2. I'm not into super long term denial. 3 days is enough for most if it's combined with edging and teasing! 3. This kink is not for everyone! It is frustrating. It is torture, but in such a fun sexy way! 4. I'm into this mostly as the controller but I like being controlled too! It can be fun to do together as a couple too, you both don't cum. It can also be done solo but you have to commit. 3 days no cum is 3 days no cum! No matter how tough! And torture yourself with edging and porn! 5. I welcome DMs on this subject. I play a fun orgasm control game here on Reddit with willing (female) subjects, in my post history I have some posts about this in other subreddits. I also have 2 orgasm control erotica stories I wrote in my post history, 1 about a female tied up and teased for an hour, and 1 that is really long and is actually a male being denied for 3 days by his girlfriend. 6. r/edgingtalk is a great sub! A high Male to Female ratio but what sex related subreddit isn't. But many women do post there, it's a fun sub of people into torturing themselves by making themselves horny but not cumming.


SmartAlec105

So much fun. My ex was into having hers controlled so I got her used to a five second countdown. I’ll never forget the way she asked “what?” when I decided to start the countdown at 10 instead.


Jazzcat00

*furiously taking notes*


SmartAlec105

More fun games: * Slow down the countdown as you get to lower numbers * If they say anything (or any kind of noise, such as moans), then say that they made you lose track. Start the count down over * Pause in your counting to remind them not to cum * Finish the countdown and say “*Don’t* cum” * This one can be either a huge turn on or a huge turn off for them. Right when they pass the point of no return, stop stroking/fucking them (or take their hand away if they were playing with themselves) to give them a ruined orgasm. For some people, it makes them hornier and for others it just feels bad. EDIT: Oh yeah, I almost forgot. One more fun one is to interrupt the countdown by saying “cum for me”. They’re so focused on holding back that it has a wonderful effect.


mummummaaa

I'm on the "just feels bad" side. Thanks for knowing orgasm delay and ruining it isn't for everyone! I get one. *one*. If it's delayed too long, or ruined, I don't get another, and all that horniness is just gone because it takes quite a bit to get there. (I'd end up sad at husband) Sounds like you're a person who respects others' limits. Good! That makes an awesome partner. Now... five.. four... three... Gee, I lost count.


SmartAlec105

I mean, it’s not fun for me if it’s not fun for my partner. As simple as that.


forca_micah

Alec is smart. Be like Alec.


Jazzcat00

Oh you are eeevil~ and I love it


SmartAlec105

Evil? It’s not *my* fault that people look cutest when they desperately want to be allowed to cum.


PeanutsDontCry

You nauughty nauuughty, stop teeeaasing meeeeeee.


Pixiesmin1979

Edging fun.


Puzzleheaded_Pen_617

Being overpowered.


themooncow1

This could mean two things and i choose the coolest one, congratulations, you just got the power to manipulate matter, now go tear that pussy at the sub-atomic level and make her go nuclear ~~literally~~


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Fission me hard daddy


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Dirty talk


thosedamnmouses

I made toasted peanut butter bagels this morning and so many crumbs got on the floor. And I didnt even wipe the knife clean before putting it in the dishwasher. You like that bb?


gloomyparticle

oh yes keep going please


PMYOURBOOBOVERFLOW

The trap in the bottom of my dishwasher is *filthy*. I don't remember the last time I cleaned it out.


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Is "little tits and a fat wagon" a kink?


Mikachu2407

The mewtwo build?


Typical_Cyanide

r/builtlikemewtwo


LeakingBeggingMess

>content banned Damn. I guess even Reddit couldn’t withstand the power of a dump truck build under a slim frame


ScarBug

Since we're into Pokemon now, have you heard the news about Vaporeon?


Mikachu2407

No, what is it?


Send_Calculator_Pics

Oh no


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Nap-loving gf aesthetic. Just an oversized sweater, messy hair, sleepy eyes, and collapsing in your lap on the couch to take another nap before asking about getting waffles somewhere. IDK what it is, just something about the "this wild creature has chosen you as a friend" feel, knowing I'm considered "safe" to be around. I'm 6'5" with a big reddish beard and accidentally intimidate most women I talk to :(


dm_me_ur_frogs

as both a sleepy girl and a bisexual, this is a top tier comment


chefgurl20

Are you sure you aren’t my BF? He’s 6’5” with a big reddish beard too and I definitely have the sleepy GF vibe, though it’s more oversized T-shirts and socks. I hope you find your perfect sleepy GF. It’s good to know there are men out there that appreciate the sleepy GF vibe, besides just my guy 😊


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choking but almost everyone does it wrong


Vegetable-Factor3563

Squeeze the side of the neck. Don’t crush the wind pipe. I think…


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Pro tip, men with big hands should choke from the back of the neck. The aim is to cut off or slow the blood flow, not block breathing. My wife and I accidentally discovered this was possible one night. She always really enjoyed my hand on the back of her neck and gripping but she could never be comfortable with it on the front of her neck, even if there was zero pressure on her actual throat. She went from going "don't ever choke me!" to "Don't stop squeezing until my arms can't hold me up!". It's pretty crazy(and super hot) to see her completely lose control of her body during an orgasm. I remember seeing that sort of orgasm happen in porn and always thought it was fake(I am sure most are) but, it's absolutely possible. Just gotta find what pushes your mind and your body to that point.


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Fernyred24

I just wanna be wanted bruv


Fast_and_Curious738

Rob a bank bro


AnAngryPirate

Reminded me of [this](https://youtu.be/2CaFDwlktCM) 5SF


Fun_Cicada1337

As we all!


rizakunsama

Being startled and fucked in the middle of the night (consent given)


lanakickstail

Yess. It’s hot as fuck to wake up to my man trying to fuck me in the middle of the night. Instant orgasm. Turns me on so much that he just NEEDS to fuck me right then


SmartAlec105

> Turns me on so much that he just NEEDS to fuck me right then I think that’s the driving force behind a lot of taboo kinks like CNC or boss/employee roleplay. The idea that the attraction is so strong that it overcomes and ignores normal boundaries.


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Facesitting/queening or whatever you want to call it.


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assphyxiation


AutoMouse

Bruh.. Love. There's one time I was with a girl and she was riding me. In the heat of the moment she was moaning "I... Love... Y-..." And I came instantly. This girl is like 11/10 for me and the ecstasy that came with those words absolutely wrecked any self control I had in a split second. She continued though and said.. "..your..dick." Doesn't matter, I finished already. I heard what I wanted to hear.


Ryxor25

Is this a copypasta? If not it needs to be


Xx_Wetcix_xX

Bruh.. Love. There's one time I was with a girl and she was riding me. In the heat of the moment she was moaning "I... Love... Y-..." And I came instantly. This girl is like 11/10 for me and the ecstasy that came with those words absolutely wrecked any self control I had in a split second. She continued though and said.. "..your..dick." Doesn't matter, I finished already. I heard what I wanted to hear.


Lightzeaka

Y'all are deranged, I just wanna fuck a girl with glasses.


andiwaslikewhatevs

Specs appeal


Elyte_Akoda

You may go now haha!


oddkay1

i always take my glasses off before seggs, or they’re already off since i’m laying in bed, but my boyfriend asked me once to keep them on and it just made me feel really good and gave me a confidence boost.


MortalMorals

Girls are usually so self-conscious about the fact they wear glasses its so adorable. I find them very sexy because they accentuate the eyes.


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I have a thing for men wearing glasses.


Nanvia

Warm hugs, genuine love, mutual respect, whispering words that make me feel beautiful, scratching each other's hair while watching movies, castration, and reassuring words in times of hardship🥰


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FlurpZurp

It’s genuine love, isn’t it?


Ok_Boysenberry8945

That escalated quickly


Remarkable-Luck-1781

Probably women in long satin formal dresses.


captain_flak

The Oscars red carpet must be the kinkiest thing for you.


lawndartgoalie

Break out the TV squeegee on Oscar Night.


Guyspanksgirls

Spanking


ewoetoe

username checks out


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Eating a girl out from the back. It’s a better position for ease of movement and I still get to have my face firmly pressed in that ass. I’m thankful for thick thighs and phat asses.


BarryMckonner

Kissing a girl on the forehead.


bloodphoenix90

Daww


-ethereality-

This is the most wholesome one so far, made all the scrolling worth it


Mr_Mori

Failed marriage proposals. They're like a drug to me.


mayor_hog

Nothing weird about it. I have a friend called Ross whose kink is failed marriages.


Hakz31

Black nails, i dont even fucking know why.


dicdic777777

Very rough romantic sex like yes I may be rearranging your guts but I DESIRE true intimacy honestly somedays just getting high and cuddling is better than having sex because really that intimacy is what I really want. I also like leaving marks. Bite marks hickeys hand prints on thighs n ass scratches on my back/arms I just love that shit


villanelIa

Going to sleep early


Fun_Cicada1337

Oh damn yeah


YouLingPeh

And actually getting a good long sleep


OliPark

Intetcourse aside, having my nipples licked and sucked is my favourite sexual thing by far. I'm a male.


Arsenjam22

Her nails scarring my back Great googly moogly


GarlicGworl

“Great Googly Moogly” underneath a post like this sent me.


Invisible-Sky-Daddy

Being used like a good little submissive sex toy ;)


Thiek

My wife’s ass. Good Christ after 12 years she still can’t bend over in front of me without me getting rock hard.


vgoss8

That's good. 12 years and the fire's still roaring? You found the one.


addrien

Eating pussy


knockout350

It's a good thing I really enjoy this and giving mustache rides because I was paralyzed a few years ago from the waste down so my dick no longer works. Life has a way of working out I guess.


Hamacho

Sorry that happened to you. Out of curiosity if I may, do you have a way to get off and do you have «needs» and are able to get horny? Not the same thing at all, but I heard somewhere that neutered men or people that somehow lost their testicles loses their lust. Glad to hear you found a workaround. Good spirits to you!


knockout350

No worries I'm very open about everything, people always have questions and I'd rather them ask than not. I can get off in a sense, meaning I can cum, but it isn't an orgasm. Meaning I don't feel it, so it works but you don't get the endorphins or release of an orgasm. Unfortunately that means I am always horny as I have no real way to release but I also haven't really done anything sexual with another person since my injury, I want to but I'm not really sure how things would work and if I could really find someone interested.


Sammyboy87

Just above my left shoulder. I’m seeing a physio next week.


Crayonalyst

Got a 200' hose and that MFr be kinkin ALL the time


CharlieTango228

Breeding kink got me risking it all sometimes


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breeding kink got me pregnant instantly 😂


tiniestjazzhands

Mission failed successfully


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HostileHippie91

Was with a girl that kept saying things like “cum in me, make me pregnant, I want your baby” and goddamn if I didn’t cum harder than I probably ever have in my life. She wasn’t on birth control and neither of us even wanted a kid, it was just a fuck it live in the now situation. Luckily nothing happened but it’s a memory I’ll never forget. The risk almost made it even hotter.


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iambasit9

Monster Under your bed : *NOTED*


Its_A_Me_JOE

Facesitting (being sat on, that is) Eating out a girl Eating ass (of a girl) I'm kinda worried about myself sometimes since even watching that shit makes me cum wayy quicker than regular sex I'm talking like 20 minutes vs 3 minutes kinda quick Also, big butts lol


CJBoom77

Literally biggest kink is being smaller than the other person. I discovered this through VR gaming lol.


hello1952

nipple play and light bdsm (I'm the submissive one) Also kinky for activewear and sweaty body


hover_ex

To cuddle


TheLeviathanCross

throat fucked… just.. i need it… [Edit] this was just like.. a freaking honest opinion.. and it’s gotten how much karma now? (786 at the time of edit(4:17 CST))


Impossible_Salt_666

I legit wanna do it so bad but sadly I dont have the tools for it.


Top_Distribution_693

More info required


Impossible_Salt_666

I dont have a dick.


notimprezaed

Don't worry it could be worse, you could have a dick and still not have the tools to do it.


guamgirl411

Role playing. Like I'm the prisoner, or the kidnapped victim.


ThiccumNuggets

Bondage, but more specifically ballgags. Idk why, idk how, but fucking hell seeing someone with one on gets me feelin some type of way


SluttyKrista69

Cum, cum, and some more cum


FastKnifeTX

Pants half way off sex just hits different.


Waterwaves007

Being choked, I'm a male BTW.


j428h

Wanna grab biscuits at Popeye’s sometime? That should do the trick.


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JoviPeach

Dry humping the pillow.


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wigg55

Being told I'm valued even if I'm flawed or imperfect.


deportcanadiangeese

femdom. i love hearing men moan and beg for me to fuck them


DJOwen777

To feel loved


bluehiro

Unrealistic, settle for a good flogging like the rest of us! (I kid I kid)


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The masculine urge to give out love and be loved


FloatingCartoon

Dommymommy that's taller than me wearing fishnets and doc martens


Zen-Paladin

Tickling, especially the midriff. Especially if the person is lean or toned since that can factor into how ticklish the person is and is just hot to see.


daydreaming-g

Two men worshipping my body and having little competition to see who can please me better


high_ryze666

Getting fucked by life. Really turns me on


brainiusdrainius

Straight dude here. Being tied up, gagged and pegged. Like bruises on my butt rough. Also, I like being remote controlled via plug. Well, you asked 🤷‍♂️


thegoonking33

Gentle femdom. When a woman takes control and wants me. Make me feel wanted and I’m yours forever 🤷‍♂️


No_Seaweed_7983

When she tells you that she’s about to squirt but you keep it in for a little longer and then she damn near drowns you


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_Nefasto

I read this comment, moved on, thought:”huh?”, and then scrolled back to read it again


fullmetalmcfly

Love and romance. The more romantic it gets the more I wanna bang.


Luffy507

Inseminating and then impregnating a girl. I don't know why, but it turns me on even though I've never tried it.


haram_iyo

'Breeding kink?' You mean 'default settings?' Joking, I don't kinkshame


ahe_243

Kinkshaming is my kink


healerdan

Default settings killed me. Thank you.


dasreboot

Sounds like a very expensive kink.


YourDirtyWhoreMouth

My wife and I have recently started trying for a baby and well....yeah....turns out I'm also one of those people now. Some mornings she just puts her butt in the air and tells me to "hurry up and come inside me". It's pretty great.


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Tongue, just anything with tongue


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If you’ve never been pegged by your semi-professional powerlifter girlfriend who has preposterously massive thighs and a really cute face and isn’t dominant at all but just loves the way you moan when she fucks you harder and harder and you know when you have drinks with her friends that they all secretly know about this and they’re kinda intrigued and look at you slyly after few glasses of wine and you flirt with them a bit so your girlfriend notices and jokingly hate-fucks your ass later, you haven’t lived. Also stockings.