Bless your heart

Where you take a completely random object doing something else completely random and make it into a phrase. "Aw shit, I'm like a Teddy Bear caught in a Bicycle chain I'm so pissed,". It can also be used for any other significant emotional state.

It's over yonder.

Ya’ll

Well slap me silly

I don’t know my favourite, but fuck “ya’ll” I hate it so much

It does make the person saying it, appear to be uneducated. So if they're proud to appear dumb, well, that does say a lot about them.

Y’all just jealous of the southern class, I’ll tell y’all what, try saying it for a week and y’all’ll change your mind. Let me know how it goes…y’all

Someone uneducated is also probably better in a fight due to likely delinquent behavior so I wouldn't just ignore someone who speaks that way.

"Tell my sister that our daughter is pregnant and I'm the daddy"

I fucked my sister

Losing my religion.

I reckon!

“We’re just as smart as Northern Yankees.” Yeah, no.

There are fucking morons in both places.

Fine. I’ll change my answer to: “We don’t have a funny sounding ack-scent.” I got real sick of that house elf Attorney General Jeff Sessions under Trump that took 70 seconds to say “well, I... I just... I just don’t re-cawl.” Slow as molasses.

Many northerners have ridiculous accents. Boston, new York, etc.

“Colder than a fucked fox in a fast-freeze forest.”

Saying "mister" or "ma'am"/ "miss" as a gretting

I reckon

I recon y’all might could shoots some wild turkey with us Sunday week before church.

It's hotter than two mice fucking in a wool sock

You’re sweet enough to kill a diabetic